There was an unusual and confusing incident in the chamber of one of our Parliaments last week which spoke volumes about the tensions within this multicultural society of ours.

The incident demonstrated the hyper-sensitivity which Muslim Australians feel towards any discussion of their behaviour and, specifically in this case, their attire.
It also demonstrated the logical inconsistency of those Australians who will loudly champion our values of freedom and a fair go, while also demanding that governments pass laws to determine the type of clothing people are allowed to wear.
Last Thursday, a Labor MP cooked up a harmless stunt to celebrate the pioneering work of Adelaide-born suffragette Muriel Matters, who famously chained herself to Britain’s House of Commons in 1908 demanding that women be given the right to vote.
The MP organised for an actress dressed as Muriel Matters to sit in the public gallery of the South Australian Parliament. She was wearing period costume and a large hat. The speaker asked her to remove the hat because it violated standing orders while Parliament was in session. A Liberal MP asked the speaker to clarify whether that standing order extended to other head coverings such as hooded tops, helmets and burqas.
A university student, a young Muslim woman, was also sitting in the public gallery. From what she heard of this discussion, she concluded that either the Liberal MP or the Speaker had ruled that she was not allowed to sit in the public gallery while wearing a veil. She became hysterical and fled the gallery in tears.
It sounds like an over-reaction. Some people have defended the woman, saying she has a limited grasp of English and didn’t really understand what was going on. You would think that if she’s smart enough to be studying for a degree she would have a sufficient handle on our lingua franca to work out what was or wasn’t being said.
But if the woman was hysterical, then some of the comments which this episode has unleashed have been even more over the top.
Not for the first time, the more creatively paranoid members of our community have let their imaginations run wild, saying it would have been possible for this woman to smuggle a bomb into the chamber and unleash Holy War in the City of Churches.
These sorts of comments have been running on a loop in Australia for several months now. The Reverend Fred Nile is obsessed with Muslim ladies spiriting all manner of weaponry up their under garments; Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi is equally alarmed and believes it’s time for Parliaments to implement a burqa ban.
Funnily, the debate started in earnest earlier this year after three people wearing burqas held up a bank at gunpoint in Wollongong. What was not widely reported was that the offenders were men from Colombia, presumably Catholics, and more likely to have links to Shakira than Osama.
It is no easier to hide a bomb under a burqa than it is to hide one under a Wallabies jersey. The reason people are so fired up about the burqa isn’t its capacity for concealment, rather the fact that it’s a very public statement of refusal to assimilate.
And on that last point, I find myself in agreement.
It is impossible to conclude that the burqa is about anything other than the oppression of women, and a form of oppression which has no place in this country. It enshrines the view – pithily expressed by the batty Sheik Hilaly in his description of uncloaked women as “uncovered meat” – that there is something dangerous or undesirable about female beauty and something uncontrollable about male desire. As the debate continues, it’s interesting to note how the people within our Islamic communities who argue that women should cover up are so often men.
But for all that, it is hard to see how Australia, which fancies itself as a laconic, laid-back, easy-going sort of a place, can take the next step and argue for laws governing the type of clothing people wear. This is the tension which also exists in France. The French Revolution might have been in part about the separation of Church and State but it also enshrined the values of liberty, equality and fraternity, which are offended by the burqa ban.
If Australians are genuine about believing in freedom of choice and freedom of expression they cannot logically support a burqa ban. But equally we have every right to exercise our free expression, and to question the illusory “freedom” of Islamic women to wear this oppressive bit of clothing in the year 2010.
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