There’s something about Warnie.

Cartoon by the Herald Sun's Mark Knight

A strange thing has happened in recent days while the Australian public has been on Shane Shag Watch, like some pervy roommate busy listening for the tell-tale squeaks of suffering bed springs.

Slowly, disturbingly, the realisation has dawned – we like Warnie. We love Warnie. We LOVE Warnie!

Let’s be clear: he’s a cashed up bogan of the first order, a flagrant womaniser, and an inveterate flirt. He’s impetuous and the last decade and a bit are littered with countless instances of his feckless blunderings.

Yet, we love Warnie!

Because, despite the countless text scandals, the inane Tweeting and the Advanced Hair ads, there he has an undeniable buffoonish charm.

What the Hurley love-a-thon of 2011 has revealed is an underlying delight in all things Warnie - he is a beguiling figure and that is no easy thing to make sense of given his personal track record.

Which begs the question, why is there an ongoing, collective benevolence towards the former spin king’s indiscretions and sheer idiocy while other public figures would have been flayed for lesser sins?

Charlie Sheen is a similarly curious case. His by now semi- routine bouts of highly publicised coke-fuelled sexcapades and de rigueur stints in rehab somehow don’t dint his career (or $96 million pay cheque) and he emerges time and again to a vacuum public criticism.

Lindsay Lohan’s sticky fingers and Betty Ford time have left her ridiculed and dismissed while Tiger Woods’ dozens of conquests have seen him slip from world champion to punch line.

The answer is honesty.

Woods’ pyrrhic downfall was fuelled by the anger of a public and media who had devoured his cleaner than clean image, collared shirt-wearing image.

His press conference post time in a clinic for sex addiction was perhaps one of the most excruciating public events in recent history. Watching the champion golfer feebly clutch to his last shreds of dignity and reputation was a wretched moment.

The greatest sin in the eyes of the public doesn’t involve paying for sex, enough class A drugs to impress Pablo Escobar or a criminal record the length of War and Peace.

It’s when a carefully manufactured image crumbles, revealing the grubby reality beneath.

And that’s the difference between Woods and Warne. Warne has never offered the public anything but sheer unadulterated Shane, frosted tips, wayward ways and all.

Likewise Sheen’s reaction is unapologetic about his lifestyle.

After trashing a hotel room in New York while an escort barricaded herself into the bathroom and then being briefly hospitalised, all Sheen had to say was: “If a guy has one bad night, everybody goes insane and panics.”

“I’m not panicking.”

Warne has never flinched either and so long as Shane stays Shane, we’ll keep loving him.

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    • killerbee says:

      05:42am | 14/02/11

      I think it’s a bit more than just the bullshit that we don’t like. I agree with you about Charlie Sheens and Warnie, that we like the no bullshit but we also like them because they conduct themselves in public with a certain degree of style.
      Take another look at the ones we don’t like. Brendan Fevola, Lyndsay Lohan, Brittany Speares. They all act like rich derros.

      IMO Tiger is starting to make a comeback in the popularity stakes because, apart from the original surprise and shock when we went off him, we have seen him keep going, not hiding, not being a showboat but just working away and we like that about people.

    • Pork says:

      08:21am | 14/02/11

      Agreed Killerbee, I find myself wanting Tiger to achieve redemption and I never liked him before.

    • Antoine says:

      11:04am | 14/02/11

      I liked it, although I always squirm when I see the phrase “begs the question” incorrectly used.

      The “question” in “begs the question” means: a matter or an issue.
      The “beg” means: to take for granted without basis or justification: a statement that begs the very point we’re disputing

      To beg the question, is, to put it simply, to make an illogical point. More precisely, it is a false proof in logic that assumes the truth of something you are trying to prove.


      Example: The bible says that god exists. (God wrote the bible.) Therefore: God exists

      This begs the question because it assumes the truth of the very thing it’s trying to prove (i.e. that God exists) It’s circular. In order for the supporting evidence that God exists to be true, you must already assume that God exists.

    • Glenn says:

      11:18am | 14/02/11

      “A certain degree of style” - Are you kidding? 
      He is an unintelligent bogan with to much money….and big deal he can throw a ball..!

    • Yep says:

      12:29pm | 14/02/11

      Hey Glenn…TOO much money…it has a double o…pot..kettle..black..etc…

    • Zac de Spudnut says:

      06:28pm | 14/02/11

      Antoine,

      You seem to have great time making fun of the religious. Now let me see if you can face up to the challenge from a former Atheist of 40 years. I’ll cheer you up, give it a go….

      Challenge to Atheists: Prove that there is no God.

      Atheists must respond with a rebuttal that adheres to the same restrictions, same rules. And that is the Challenge to Atheists:
      Prove that there is no God. Place your proof here or wherever you wish to post it. But make certain that your rebuttal follows your own rules: The proof must be coherent and material; after all material is all there is under your Materialist rules.

      (A former 40 year Atheist analyzes Atheism, without resorting to theism, deism, or fantasy.)

      http://atheism-analyzed.blogspot.com/2010/11/challenge-to-atheists-prove-that-there.html

    • Wayne says:

      07:01am | 15/02/11

      Style! I wince at Warne. He disgusts me. I am as horny as any man; but I am in control of my urges. Keep it in your pants Warne, or at least keep it private. Where is your dignity and integrity.

    • Vaunted says:

      06:04am | 14/02/11

      Comments to this article may be edited or omitted on the grounds of being unlawful, libellous, slanderous or outright outrageous. I must say though, while Warnie’s new choppers in particular have an unearthly glow about them, he must know something the rest of us don’t/

    • TChong says:

      06:08am | 14/02/11

      “a strange thing happened…,”
      Dont agree that the public is listening for the bed a rockin’, that seems to be more of a fixation of the gutter press - gals mags etc.
      “The ball of the century”, with poor old Mike Gatting, with his (understandably)  stunned mullet reaction has to be one the great moments in sport.
      Most importantly, Warney managed to beat the impediment of being a Victorian.

    • Lou says:

      06:44am | 14/02/11

      Warnie is an idiot .. and the match at hand? Well Vain and Vainer, Dumb and Dumber about sums up the Liz affair.

    • KH says:

      06:44am | 14/02/11

      Speak for yourself Daniela.  I don’t know who this ‘we’ you are talking about is, but it does not include me, or a number of people I know.  He is cashed up trailer trash, with no talent other than playing with balls.  How sad and pathetic.

    • Macca says:

      08:01am | 14/02/11

      @KH, you read the article, you are part of the ‘we’ now.

    • KH says:

      08:16am | 14/02/11

      I was looking for the reason why ‘we’ were there in the first place.  I didn’t find one.

    • SuziHB says:

      08:52am | 14/02/11

      Completely agree KH. I disagree that reading the article made you and me part of the ‘we’ . I actually read two paragraphs of the article and could read no more.

      Daniella: Don’t insult my intelligence by thinking I am part of the ‘we love Warnie’ group. I have always found him abhorrent. When he was a cricketer I could not stand him and now he is a Promiscuous Ex-cricketer, nothing has changed.

      I think that the tabloids are being very remiss in regards to the young, impressionable people reading the news headlines about Shane Warne and ..........  (insert any female name). It makes it look like we as a society condone his lewd and debauched behaviours.

      He is as slippery and slimy as an eel and about as good looking as one, IMHO.

    • Tim says:

      09:14am | 14/02/11

      Wow,
      Jealous much?

    • Geoffrey Chaucer says:

      09:49am | 14/02/11

      Well, I have no interest whatsoever in cricket, or any other sport for that matter, but I like guys such as Warnie, Tiger Woods, Sam Newman and, in another context, Charlie Sheen. They’re all lovable rogues of the kind I wish I were. I am definitely a part of ’ We ‘.

    • SuziHB says:

      10:13am | 14/02/11

      Tim…. an Observation about someone’s behaviour does not make someone ‘jealous’, it makes them observant wink  I have sown my wild oats but at least I did not stand up and say “Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi”. Someone in Warne’s position (excuse the pun) and Liz Hurley certainly do not engender envy or jealousy in me, they just disgust me.

    • Tim2 says:

      11:45am | 14/02/11

      I dont care how awesome he is at cricket. If you say to a girl you love them over anyone else, marry them and then boast about all the affairs that your having…..I dont call that charming.

      If he was single, sleeping around and told all the girls up front thats a different story. The point is this guy lies through his pearly white teeth and has no regard for his or other peoples relationships. This man is lower than pond scum.

    • BK says:

      12:30pm | 14/02/11

      @Tim2

      So sleeping around is ok, as long as people are honest about it. I will accept that argument when I meet a pick-up artist who is honest about it. Women who sleep around all decide to keep it a secret when they want to settle down too.

    • Skaramoosh says:

      12:46pm | 14/02/11

      I’m always amused by the ‘jealous much?’ comments that people make when you happen to disagree with their way of thinking.  That old chestnut is well… old.  Accusations of jealousy are as cerebral and as bogan as Shane is.

    • Tim says:

      01:22pm | 14/02/11

      Skaramoosh,
      I’m always amused by idiots who have to write comments denigrating others as “bogans” or “trailer trash” or needing to point out that there only skill is playing with balls.
      Yeah, earning millions of dollars for a skill that very, very few people have is really sad and pathetic.

      People who feel the need to denigrate others like that don’t come across jealous at all, do they?

    • Fairsnotfair says:

      06:55am | 14/02/11

      “The spinner who shagged me: why we love Warnie”

      No, WE don’t.

      The man is a shameless media hog. No-one with a smidgeon of decency could possibly behave in such a manner. Calling the media and planning all this hype is offensive.

      I pray Liz Hurley takes this embarassment back to her home country to where all other shameful Aussies end up.

    • Tony says:

      11:54am | 14/02/11

      On a scale of one to ten in the shameful and embarasing Australians across the years…Mr Warne is now ranked above Fairley Arrow and Warwick Capper…Wow, that’s an achievement.

    • Mandy Moo says:

      01:57pm | 14/02/11

      Agreed, WE dont love Warnie, WE are embarassed by him,,,,,,,,,,full stop!!!

    • No - we don't love Warnie says:

      10:54am | 15/02/11

      Spot on. I can’t stand him. He is a joke and an embarrassment. I hope that Liz comes to her senses and goes back to the UK without this halfwit.

    • Jade says:

      06:59am | 14/02/11

      Um I don’t love Warney, quiet the opposite… I am not a cricket fan and could not care less what him, his ex wife or any of his future love interests are doing.  The fact that the media seem to think this is a big story in Australian shows me that some people need some help.

    • Huey says:

      07:05am | 14/02/11

      The distasteful and over-hyped Shurlathon front page has finally convinced me to never buy another Herald-Sun. At least the Truth never pretended to be anything but a scandal sheet.(showing my age now). I couldn’t find any one with enough interest, and I asked plenty; to justify the hysteria in what used to be the best daily paper in the country.

    • KH says:

      12:40pm | 14/02/11

      The Herald-Sun?  Best daily paper?  BWAHAHAHAHAHAA

      Now that is funny….........

    • Elphaba says:

      07:07am | 14/02/11

      Nope.  No love here.  He’s a goober.  And his ex-wife is not much better - what a media whore.

    • Loulou says:

      09:15am | 14/02/11

      Don’t worry Simone will make a killing on next weeks cover of New Idea, I can see the headline already:
      ‘Simone speaks out about Shane & Liz’ - and it will sell a shatload of copies. But as much as I dislike Warney & his ex=current-ex-current-estranged-reunited wife, you have to hand it to them, they do know how to make a buck out of dumbasses & bored housewives.

    • Elphaba says:

      09:39am | 14/02/11

      @Loulou, I suppose so, but I’m not thrilled about the example they’re setting their children.

      “Don’t bother about getting a real career, just splash yourself all over the front page of the nearest glossy.”

      Personally, I’m happy to offer the Warnies up for adoption to the first country that’ll take them.  For free. wink

    • Loulou says:

      10:19am | 14/02/11

      Maybe we could petition Angelina Jolie to take them? wink

    • Matt says:

      07:20am | 14/02/11

      No, we don’t.

      That would be like saying we love Warrick Capper.

      Remember him? He was the hottest thing on the footy field…

    • Grumpy says:

      07:47am | 14/02/11

      Have you seen the ad for quickbeds.com that Caper is in? its hilarious..makes me love the guy….“AFL legend” haha

    • SRS says:

      11:40am | 14/02/11

      Agreed Grumpy. Warrick Capper is another legend of the highest order - can take the piss out of himself with pride.

      As for Warnie, I’m part of the “We”, and not because I want to be like him or wish I were, but because he shamelessly acts like most men do who aren’t whipped by the fist of female oppression.

      Boys will be boys.

    • BK says:

      12:35pm | 14/02/11

      I always thought that the main person taking the piss out of Warwick Capper was the man himself. Warnie is the last person to know what a joke he is.

    • Grumpy says:

      03:53pm | 14/02/11

      Yea Warnie seems a bit oblivious. I guess he doesnt get much time to read the paper’s while hes driving around in his lambo, banging hot chicks and being hailed as one of the worlds all time greatest “Athletes” (i dont really consider cricket a sport, its an off season game).

      I wish i had his problems…

    • mary says:

      07:24am | 14/02/11

      Only disgust really and feeling sorry for any female who ever comes in contact with him.

    • Grumpy says:

      09:39am | 14/02/11

      But secretly you’d let him go you too.

    • mary says:

      10:28am | 14/02/11

      What does that mean Grumpy?

    • Grumpy says:

      03:49pm | 14/02/11

      Whatever you want it to mean?....

    • mary says:

      04:34pm | 14/02/11

      Goodo, we both agree that he’s a looser then.

    • iansand says:

      04:47pm | 14/02/11

      Mary - Looser than what?

    • mary says:

      06:44pm | 14/02/11

      oh come on iansand and you’ve never made a typo in your life ..

    • mary says:

      06:49pm | 14/02/11

      Looser than my spelling?

    • BobM says:

      07:27am | 14/02/11

      The media love Warnie. The rest of us couldn’t give a shit about him.

    • Andrew says:

      07:32am | 14/02/11

      Well, it’s a wonderful opportunity for us all to divert our attention from our own shortcomings, isn’t it (come on, you know you have them)?

    • Melrusk says:

      01:30pm | 14/02/11

      OH YEAH, shortcoming’s I have. Infact more than I care to remember. The difference being I don’t go make a wee fortune disclosing to trashy mag’s. It just seems to reinforce Warn(out,cough, gag, blah)ies rather tacky personality.
      wink

    • Loulou says:

      01:52pm | 14/02/11

      Melrusk - you probably would disclose them if you thought anyone would pay for a crapload for them! wink

    • David says:

      07:33am | 14/02/11

      Shane Warne would be nothing without those with no lives to follow his dumb arse around.

      If Shane Warne’s a great ambassador (as so many seem to think), then what does that say about how we think of ourselves as a country?

      So sad.

    • Sludger says:

      07:33am | 14/02/11

      Well, I like him.  I mean, what has he done wrong recently?  The bloke just seems to love sending smutty text messages, all well and good unless you happen to be in bed with another woman. Okay, he lacks discretion, but to me he is just a larrikin having a good time.  Yay for him!  And people getting all pious about his “Poor wife” - well, she is his ex wife actually, and she ain’t doing too bad herself.  Besides, when having a lousy day, it is sort of nice to read about the latest Warnie or Charlie exploit and just pretend to be them.  Living the dream.

    • Grumpy says:

      08:40am | 14/02/11

      Hell yea!...Driving a lambo, banging hurley, millions of dollars. Hard life…No wonder so many people hate him. lol

    • Michelle says:

      09:10am | 14/02/11

      Ok , poor ex wife, who just happens to be the mother of his children, This is not just about Shane and Simone. The man is a disgrace.

    • Loulou says:

      09:49am | 14/02/11

      Oh Michelle - who really gives a poo about Shane & Simone, or Shane and Liz - his relationships are really none of our business, who are we to judge their relationship & say who is right and who is a disgrace?

      Not that Warney would care anyway - I doubt he can hear criticism over the sound of his ridiculously expensive lambo & a gorgeous actress sitting in the front seat..

      Poor bugger.

    • TChong says:

      09:53am | 14/02/11

      its amazing Sludger.
      WTF has warney done to the so many punters at Punch?
      He isnt standing for parliament, and he doesnt go around claiming role model status.
      Who give a rats about whos in the sack with who, as long as all consensual.?
      Must be quite a few closet celebrity goss mag readers amongst Punch regulars who are hot and bothered by Warneys latest outrageous outrages that the sub editors are so outraged about.
      If it is all some contrived publicity stunt for something, then the advertising buck has been very well spent.

    • HappyCynic says:

      09:57am | 14/02/11

      @Michelle

      Sure he’s a disgrace but at least he’s having fun.  Who gives a f*** really about his kids?  It’s nobody’s business but the parents and besides Warnie’s kids could do much worse than Shane and Simone.

      People only scream “think of the children” so they can claim some kind of moral superiority when in reality they have none.

    • Likes Joining Dots says:

      03:02pm | 14/02/11

      @TChong and Sludger

      If only I knew how to make the thumbs up symbol in a thread.

      The fact is parents sometimes get divorced. They find other partners and move on. Most of us have the luxury of doing so without 24 hour paparazzi following us and the bloggers criticism of everything from shining teeth to how the children are raised..

      If you will have the media exposure, regardless of what you do and will still pay the penalty of losing your privacy, why not take advantage of it?

      Disclaimer: There is absolutely no excuse for a glowing orange spray-on tan - unless it’s mutual, organic, carbon free and consensual.

      And that is still not an acceptable excuse.

    • Lucius says:

      07:37am | 14/02/11

      The public dont give a crap about Warne - it’s the media shoving him down our throats - the media are the ones who have stories about him as headlines - while most of the comments on the stories are negative.  It’s you media who are obsessed with him, not us.

    • Old Clive says:

      07:39am | 14/02/11

      Did he do a good performance and will you let him do it again, or was it wishful thinking. Not a really good head.

    • Tubesteak says:

      07:48am | 14/02/11

      I don’t care that much but Warnie, Woods and Sheen seem to have a special way of making themselves happy and excelling at it.

      More power to them!

    • TChong says:

      07:50am | 14/02/11

      Folks, today is about roses, and all yous can do is go after tall poppies.
      LOL.

    • Loulou says:

      09:18am | 14/02/11

      boom-tish!

    • stephen says:

      12:09pm | 14/02/11

      He’s not a tall poppie ; furthermore, it is a myth to suppose the Aussie national pastime is standing on our icons (tall poppies ?) : quite the contrary, we just love to bring down the dilletantes a peg or two, and Warnie is one.

    • Loulou says:

      12:56pm | 14/02/11

      Um Stephen - I always thought of tall poppy syndrome as someone having an inflated opinion of themselves & subsequently others trying to ‘cut them off at the knees’ to bring them back to reality…

      But I could be wrong.

    • stephen says:

      01:35pm | 14/02/11

      Tall poppies, to me, Loulou, is not our syndrome, but theirs, (the ones’ we bring down) ; that is, whether or no they have an opinion of themselves, (which we may or may not think is a wrong one), they are ‘tall poppies’ who need snippin’ cause they aren’t the best.
      Warnie was a damned fine spinner, but on tele, I’d rather watch Zig and Zag.

    • Loulou says:

      02:00pm | 14/02/11

      Well Warney has most definately got a serious snippin’ in these comments today!

    • ibast says:

      08:25am | 14/02/11

      The only positive I can see out of this is that I now know Liz Hurley has a really low standard in men.

    • Tim says:

      09:32am | 14/02/11

      But still not low enough for ibast?

    • Matt says:

      09:39am | 14/02/11

      So you might be in with a chance then…

    • ibast says:

      10:13am | 14/02/11

      If I had some money I’d be a shoe-in.  I wouldn’t even need to loose any weight.  I’m already fitter than this Warnie bogan.

    • Warren says:

      08:28am | 14/02/11

      Daniela, you forgot to mention Warne is a cheat and was banned from playing cricket for a for a year. You have to wonder about a culture that rewards a cheat with his own television program while ignoring the work of the real heros in our society.

    • A.K.A. says:

      09:10am | 14/02/11

      @Warren

      “You have to wonder about a culture that rewards a cheat with his own television program while ignoring the work of the real heros in our society.”

      Don’t even get me started on the bigot who is Eddie Maguire.

      That man disgusts me.

      I love how Johnny Weir humiliated Maguire by being more of a man after Maguire disgraced himself and our country with his comments at the Winter Olympics.

      Both from Melbourne… Figures raspberry (hehe)

    • Tim says:

      10:09am | 14/02/11

      AKA,
      what are these comments that McGuire (at least spell his name right if you’re going to bag him) made that disgraced himself and our country?
      Oh you mean the ones where he made a small joke that was completely blown out of proportion by some gay activists.
      Just a bit precious perhaps?

    • A.K.A. says:

      11:43am | 14/02/11

      @Tim

      Haha, yeah, I am totally the most precious person out there.

      Look, lets not sugar coat it, it was a disgrace.  I’m not gay (or am I???), and it wasn’t a little joke, it was Eddie McGuire (thanks for the correction) and his mate Mick Malloy being pigs and making locker room jokes on national television.  During a major international sporting event no less.

      I was watching it at the time, and I am the first person to call someone gay or a fag or a poof or a homo or a fudge packer or a pillow biter or whatever, but I couldn’t believe what I was hearing on National Television.

      My gripe isn’t about what he said, it is about the forum which was national television and the context which was that of a homophobe (and he’s allowed to be afraid of gays, but is it appropriate for him to express his views in that manner and forum?  Although I thought the falaffel capital joke was funny. Not.). 

      Everything above makes it completely different to me being with my mates having a joke or me thinking something in my head.

      And my response was in reference to Warrens original comment about Warne having his own show.  I am surprised that McGuire still gets his own television shows despite the fact his opinions (which are probably shared by many many people), are completely inappropriate from a main stream public figure. 

      Eddie should be boned.  By a woman.  Wearing a strap-on.  He’d be more comfortable if he knew it was a woman.

      Oh, and it’s A.K.A. wink

    • Tim says:

      01:32pm | 14/02/11

      A.K.A,
      so you’re saying you want your TV presenters to be vanilla, PC and boring?
      Screw that, I want TV presenters who are willing to take the piss out of everyone and everything. I’m sick of whiny offence merchants complaining any time someone says or does anything even that could be viewed as even slightly off-colour. It’s part of the reason why TV humour is now almost non-existent.

    • Adam Diver says:

      03:31pm | 14/02/11

      @ Tim there is Tv humor still?

      Try watching Tosh.0 making fun of stereotypes is always funny

    • Bruce says:

      04:42pm | 14/02/11

      Eddie’s commentary at the winter olympics is one of the reasons I watched the games. Great sence of humour. Maybe others should just get a sence of humour instead of being so precious.

    • Tim says:

      10:40am | 15/02/11

      Haha Adam Diver,
      good pick
      Tosh.0 is one of my favourity shows on Fox.

    • Static says:

      08:35am | 14/02/11

      Take a minute and think people. Whens the last time Hurley made a movie of note.and when that happens you dont get a lot of front page action. warnies huge in Britain so what a better way of getting your face on the front pages again. womens day and all those vacuous mags will pay a lot for personal tell all stories. I think her agent probably gave her good advice

    • ibast says:

      01:31pm | 14/02/11

      I think you are onto something.  I always assumed the Hugh Grant/Devine Brown thing was a set up.  She was an aging model and he was an extremely typecast actor.  The upshot of the whole incident was a boost to both careers.

    • Melrusk says:

      05:23pm | 14/02/11

      I agree.
      ibast I think perhaps Three Careers. Didn’t Devine get a bit of publicity out of that one smile
      Warnies ex will be lined up for another dance off type extravaganza I suspect.

    • Colin says:

      08:37am | 14/02/11

      Why we love Warnie??  Did anyone ask us?  I think he’s an obnoxious d*ckhead, and the media spends far too much time focused on our “Warwick Capper: The Next Generation”.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      08:40am | 14/02/11

      So your saying Woods is Dorian Gray and Warnie is Wotton? Who is Basil?

    • Gregg says:

      08:42am | 14/02/11

      There are always going to be those like some posting above and probably below that have no great feelings for Warnie and whilst I myself am one who has no great particular love for the guy other than that he was a fine cricketer and may even still be able to perform in that Indian money league, I reckon what Warnie gets his love from is that it has been a certain charisma he has developed in the way he lives life.
      My sympathies to Simone for what she has had to put up with but he still loves his kids and his kids still have a love for him as their dad and that’s great.
      Fortunately, Warnie has obviously made sufficient money from cricket to live his lifestyle and there being those that will use him for promoting this and that, he’ll probably continue on making money for some time yet and Liz H will no doubt help that.
      It is not all going to Blackjack tournaments either, at which he apparently has a reasonable proficiency at for he does have a charity organisation and lends his name to good causes, something we like to see in someone who has made good.
      Above all, when I look at Warnie, I’m reminded of Cyndie Lauper and ” Girls just want to have fun ” and Warnie is right up there with wanting to have fun too and if it is with the girls, all the better it would seem for him.

      One way or another, people love to see someone having fun if it is in an open, friendly and non violent way.
      If it means there’s going to be a little bit of idiot in it too along the way, that’s sufferable and hopefully Warnie himself will not suffer too much in the longer term and Simone can still find happiness.

      And isn’t it far better to think about what Warnie might be up to or not, what sort of a performer Liz might think he is or vice versa rather than the Julia show.

    • Tiger says:

      08:42am | 14/02/11

      @ BobM. Spot on.
      I just do not get what everyone sees in him. No one I know finds him remotely attractive. And this article still doesn’t explain it. One of the great mysteries in the tapestry of life, I guess.

    • Pork says:

      08:46am | 14/02/11

      I love him.  LOVE him.  Sure the recent revalation that he hounded a disinterested married woman was a bit disappointing BUT that was the first thing.  He beat all comers.  He was never beaten.  He was fascinating, enthralling, compelling, the best at his art - arguably ever.  These are characteristics most of the detractors above are unlikely to possess.
      He represents me.  He is of my generation.  We were raised on tales of Lillee and Marsh causing havoc, Doug Walters and Ian Chappell making trouble.  The great aussie larrikin.  We deified them but now lambast Shane for being created in their image?
      But here is my central praise for Shane:  He is an ANZAC.  Superb in the trenches but appalling out of them.  Now before you get on your indignation suits, hit “caps lock” and start trotting out the bizarre and misguided saintly ANZAC image go actually read your history - I have.  They robbed, looted, assaulted and god knows what else across europe, the middle east and north africa.  And they were a large part of why Australia became so obsessed with the sporting arena.  They thought, in large part, that it was a much better place to display the worth of a nations people than on the barbed wire, in front of machine guns for reasons that were poor at best.
      I wish he was still playing.  Him and his comrades like Waugh and Border never gave up.  Shane beat the Poms on all occassions bar one - and he nearly managed it all by himself that time.  And then he goes out with their women!!!  Onya Shane, you are welcome at my place anytime.

    • brian ronan says:

      08:57am | 14/02/11

      The world needs to forget he ever “happened”.
      He is just a younger version of Warwick Capper, i.e.  another total tosser that the media thinks we care about. Capper still manages to pop up every now and then, so I guess the media will follow Warne around for many years to come too?

      This is reality TV, that apparently we love, and can’t get enough of. This tosser is no better than Snooki !

      Get some real news!

    • nossy says:

      09:01am | 14/02/11

      If I were a woman Daniela I wouldnt want to be shagged by Warnie - who knows where his “John Thomas” has been !  hahahhhhhhhhhh

    • killerbee says:

      09:01am | 14/02/11

      All of you latte drinking Sydneycentric wankers need to relax and start to sway with life. Warnie is a lovable rogue. He is living the dream. We all know that he is flogging the “Hurley Thing” to the press but who cares? Relax a bit, all you knockers and live and let live.
      Turn your vitriol onto someone who deserves it like Gerry Harvey.

    • KRS1 says:

      11:45am | 14/02/11

      ^^ this guy nailed it

    • rufus says:

      12:58pm | 14/02/11

      You say ‘latte drinking’ as though it’s bad. They drink it other than in Sydney, too, you know.

    • n_dude says:

      01:47pm | 14/02/11

      I thought latte was Melbourne’s city’s drink. Funny how the wankers in the “Go to Melbourne” ads focus on their cafes….

    • Loulou says:

      01:58pm | 14/02/11

      Macciatos are the new latte anyway killerbee, get with the program! wink...

      @Rufus, are you SURE they have lattes out of Sydney? Because I just moved to regional QLD & I assure you, no lattes to be seen!

    • iansand says:

      09:03am | 14/02/11

      Warne is Like Home & Away.  It is sort of reassuring that it is still on.  You know the same old same old is still happening, and you drop in once a year, usually accidentally, for that little glimmer of reassurance. We are too embarrassed to admit publicly to watching.  In Warne’s case, it is the perpetual bogan still being a bogan in his own personal soap opera.

    • Brad Coward says:

      09:13am | 14/02/11

      Big deal !  He thinks and sends texts with the same implement.  In Warnie’s case that counts as multi-skilling.

    • Bobby Huge says:

      09:16am | 14/02/11

      I think many of us blokes live through Warnie’s adventures and feel that when he fingers all these glamorous sheilas he’s doing it for us.

    • Gregg says:

      09:44am | 14/02/11

      I think he might just be doing more than ” fingering ” them Bobby, even if it ain’t so huge!
      But is Liz H now in the Cougar class or not?
      I’d have someone like Daniella first anyday, just dreaming of course.

    • Bobby Huge says:

      11:10am | 14/02/11

      Yeah I think you are right Gregg.  I reckon he’d be going the cinnamon ring and probably doing ATM too.  I bloody would be.

    • SuziHB says:

      04:47pm | 14/02/11

      OMG, I cannot believe what you wrote Bobby Huge (?)
      and Gregg, no Liz is not in the Cougar Class, as you call it because she is only a few years older than Warne. I think you have to be dating someone around 16+ years younger than yourself. Someone young enough to be your son, for example. My loverboy is 8 years younger than me and that does not come near to me being a cougar. Some women I am related to and some friends also, are up to 10 years older than their husbands/partners. They’re not cougars either. smile

    • Tom says:

      09:22am | 14/02/11

      “..we’ll keep loving him.”
      You might!

    • Tim says:

      09:33am | 14/02/11

      We like Warnie in the same way we slow down and gork at car accidents and are thankful it’s not us.

    • He follows Saints says:

      09:42am | 14/02/11

      Well I love Warnie purely because of the ball of the century and the look on gattings face.the rest of it is his business, if he upsets all the selectively indigent hypocrites the wowsers and the tut tutters he is to be congratulated

    • Dave says:

      09:45am | 14/02/11

      I think its becasue he was really good at Leg spin bowling

    • Ross says:

      09:50am | 14/02/11

      Hold on a moment - just who loves Warne? I have just done a quick straw poll of people around the office. Did not find one that thought Warne’s antics were so loveable blah blah blah. He has shown himself up to be nothing but a womanising dirtbag, getting caught out playing away from home yet again not long after his cricket retirement, while he was in the midst (very publicly) of trying to convince his wife that he had changed, blah blah blah. What is more, his children are now old enough to be seeing what’s going on with their dad. Poor bloody kids.

      Who gives a flying fruit bat’s fundamental that he is sneaking around with Liz Hurley? They’re both supposedly unattached now or at least separated, aren’t they? I couldn’t care less about his antics - until the media get onto them and start making him into a papparzzi-worthy ‘celebrity’.

      A truly great cricketer in his day - no question. But now, a bloody tiresome has-been.

    • Simon says:

      09:54am | 14/02/11

      I agree with the sentiment, though I think there are more naysayers out there than the article would suggest.  Frankly I think they all need to remove the spanner from the rectum.  I can’t help but love Warnie and the manner in which he seems to get away with his escapades, all whilst flashing those unnatural pearly whites.

    • Cornilius says:

      10:02am | 14/02/11

      The only humans that care about this germ are your typical dumb bogan males. The ones that aspire to be like this slug and hold up in high esteem. The problem is, Australia is essentially a country filled with tradie bogans who are in the majority and thus render this country classless. It’s down right embarrassing for those of us who can see straight pass this BS and know that this is all driven by two desperate z graders. The bimbo has never had much class anyway and is nothing but a gold digger and a page 3 girl. Now can we resume normal news please. Anyway i need to go grab my latte.

    • Adam Diver says:

      11:18am | 14/02/11

      “thus render this country classless. It’s down right embarrassing”. I have always envied the bogan. Sure they might not be smart, probably don’t have a lot of ambition, worry only of themself and proudly get loads of sh*t wrong.

      But they seem a much happier mob then the “elites”. The caring, sharing holier-than-thou bunch who know better than them “tradie bogans” but go to the doctor when strange muscles in thier face move involutarily (i.e a smile).

      I envy that kind of care free lifestyle, far less worries, far less time arguing on anonymous internet forums for no apparent reason.  Ignorance can truely be bliss.

      “Anyway i need to go grab my latte.” was this post sarcastic or were you living out the stereotype (was it soy?)

    • Cornilius says:

      12:45pm | 14/02/11

      I am happy with my lifestyle. I just don’t like having slobbish and oafish bogans in my face, tailgating me on the road with their environmentally unfriendly chevodores, listening to their crass female partners make complete idiots of themselves while i drink my latte and reading my ipad.

      I pity those who think being an igonarum is bliss.

    • Loulou says:

      12:47pm | 14/02/11

      I hate all the tradie bashing that goes on these days. It’s really unnecassary - they might not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but they work their bums off to build your houses and fix your toilets/cars/power

      Enjoy your latte!

    • Cornilius says:

      12:55pm | 14/02/11

      Make that ignoramus.

      And my house was built by a respected Italian who didn’t swear, was polite and had a brain.

    • PD says:

      01:02pm | 14/02/11

      LouLou - nothing against tradies as long as they turn up promptly to fix my drains or electricity, do it properly, and don’t over-charge.

    • Adam Diver says:

      01:09pm | 14/02/11

      “i am happy with my lifestyle” I just don’t like whinge…moan….whinge…I have an Ipad…..whinge…those people…..put it on an anonymous website for no apparent reason.

      Yeah sounds like you have the life

    • TChong says:

      02:57pm | 14/02/11

      Adam D, “Cornilus “must be having a lend. No one could be that conceited and delusional, and have survived the very direct smacks in the head that would surely come the way of some one holding such an attitude

    • Likes Joining Dots says:

      04:09pm | 14/02/11

      @Cornilius

      Let’s be totally clear on this.

      While driving you have latte and read your iPad and then complain about other drivers road behavior towards you?

      I guess it’s lucky for the rest of us you don’t have an onboard PS3

      C’mon Punch moderators, it’s only Monday, way too early for a ‘gotcha’ post.

    • Aitch B says:

      10:08am | 14/02/11

      WGARA!!

    • Bob Walker says:

      10:48am | 14/02/11

      Warnie for PM!

    • Anthony Gill says:

      11:04am | 14/02/11

      I liked the article, although I always squirm when I see the phrase “begs the question” incorrectly used.

    • Dan says:

      11:36am | 14/02/11

      Are you sure it is not the Australian Media (rather than the public)  that loves Shane.

    • Mick says:

      11:37am | 14/02/11

      Good one Bob Walker, you would make a good deputy P M and killerbee would love to be on your frontbench too.
      Pull the plug out when you leave and jump in.

    • Michael says:

      11:42am | 14/02/11

      If ‘we’ love him so much then how come his show lasted for less than five seconds?! I think it might be the spin doctors in the Warnie camp that has the trash journos froathing at the mouth for more without them realising that no one cares. The actions of the man show him to be a reprehensible human being who continues to put himself first above all others, including his kids who when they are old enough will have to go through the trauma of seeing their father with prostitutes, text messages to multiple women while still married, multiple affairs etc etc etc. Yes he is quality person who deserves to be in the limelight.

    • PC says:

      11:52am | 14/02/11

      Um, I would love to know how many people you consulted or survey to arrive at your outrageous claim that “we all love Warnie”. I did a poll around the office just now (there are 50 people here) and only 2 even rate him, the other 48 (myself included) produced comments such as “moron” to things I can’t write here. I don’t suppose Daniela you are one of those people who has jumped on the Warnie bandwagon because everyone else has? Why do we reward morons with flash cars and big houses?

    • Loulou says:

      12:10pm | 14/02/11

      PC - you have the time to survey 50 people at your office off the back of an internet opinion piece?
      I want your job!

    • Simon says:

      02:10pm | 14/02/11

      PC - I’m calling your bluff.  I don’t believe for one moment that you took the time to walk around your office and ask 50 people what they thought of Shane Warne.  If on the very slender chance you actually did this…you need to have a good hard look at yourself.

    • Ben says:

      11:55am | 14/02/11

      I love Warnie for his cricket skills, I think he’s a legend for his ability to pull women. But most of all, I love Warnie because he upsets the ultra-feminists, especially the really, really ugly ones.

    • Cornilius says:

      12:51pm | 14/02/11

      And a fine example of a stupid bogan. Well done you troglodyte*.

      *look it up as I am sure you don’t know what the word means.

    • Ben says:

      01:44pm | 14/02/11

      “And a fine example of a stupid bogan. Well done you troglodyte*.*look it up as I am sure you don’t know what the word means”
      . Oh dear, it seems I have upset Cornilius, who seems to have an obsession with publicly decrying bogans. Interestingly, I’ve found that people who belittle others with that brickbat tend to do so in order to reinforce their own self-image, a rather pathetic trait. By all means accuse me of being a troglodyte and a bogan, Cornilius, if it makes you feel better. Mind you, you may want to proofread those drafts before you submit them. After all, we can’t have you sounding like an illiterate philistine whose debating skills are confined to the ad hominem, can we? Oh and Cornilius, mate, those bogans - they despise you as much as you despise them, but at least they don’t suffer from an innate and inflated sense of superiority.

    • Pork says:

      02:20pm | 14/02/11

      Cornilius, I’m truly glad that you’ll know the meaning of the words “sanctimonious” “pompous” “obnoxious” “judgemental.”  Hopefully the phrases “hate filled” “try hard” “poser” are also in your arsenal. 
      I feel better knowing that it is almost certain a person of your character has frequently and unknowingly consumed the phlegm of others.  It will go well with your bile.

    • Elphaba says:

      02:42pm | 14/02/11

      @Pork - well said.  I come from a family of tradies, and dumb bogans they are not. 

      I bet Cornelius gives one of those limp-wristed clammy handshakes that people of his ilk are known for.  Blechh!!

    • Jack says:

      11:55am | 14/02/11

      They have already tried that with Garret for minister, shame about the loss of money and lives. Guess Liebor can swap Garret for Warnie, since he couldn’t do worse.

    • Matt says:

      11:57am | 14/02/11

      He’s as pathetic as this article is… Perhaps a few people still like him because once upon a time he could throw a ball at some wickets, the majority though see him for what he is, and cashed up bogan is a nice start.  F*ckwit is a much better description. The guy’s so stupid he repeatedly gets caught out in ‘text scandals’ - learning to pick up the phone and talking is apparently beyond his mental limitations even after being caught out so many times..

    • Sam says:

      12:00pm | 14/02/11

      Australia finally has a waste of space as big as Paris Hilton. Well done Warnie, you really are a wanker.

    • Geoffrey Chaucer says:

      04:28pm | 14/02/11

      Sam,

      You say : “Warnie, you really are a wanker”

      This, he most certainly isn’t ; unlike many of his critics.

    • Martin says:

      12:02pm | 14/02/11

      I can’t stand Shane Warne i think he’s a disgusting slob of man, whoever wrote that he is universally liked is living in dreamland, I mean if he wasn’t a cricket player and just your average guy next door then I doubt many woman would even give him a sideways glance becuase really in the looks department mr yer yer reminds me of the other guy you wish you hadnt said yes to going on a blind date with.

    • JennyF says:

      12:07pm | 14/02/11

      I hope he and Liz Hurley get married. Wouldn’t that be fun.

    • dexter says:

      12:13pm | 14/02/11

      If we never heard from or about him and his exploits again that would be too soon. With an article like this he will no doubt be contacting you too as well…...

    • Kate says:

      12:16pm | 14/02/11

      I haven’t even read the article, but I just wanted to say that Warnie is an embarrassment to Australian men.
      I can’t see why any decent woman (or man) would be impressed by a bloke who is totally self-centred.
      He should stick to what he does best - playing with his balls.

    • Scarneck says:

      01:46pm | 14/02/11

      Don’t worry about Warnie being an embarrassment….a bigger embarrassment are the women (used loosely) who continually chase him, they are a greater embarrassment for women than Warnie ever will be for men!!

    • Gotcha says:

      12:17pm | 14/02/11

      I love reading this - all of these people who write about “its the media shoving it down my throat” and “I dont give a stuff about him…”

      HA HA HA - Gotcha.  Obviously you do give a stuff and it isnt the media writing the comments - it is you… smile

    • Melrusk says:

      05:07pm | 14/02/11

      I believe it has something to do with the Love Hate relationship we average folk share with the media.
      On the one hand we love the service the media provide, a bit of news from a safe distance & some useful tidbit’s of information to sift through (if you look hard enough).
      Hell the old paper even comes in handy for wrapping up the odd bit of fish gut.
      Then there is the shamless self feeding stuff. The stories fed to the media by self serving, self promoting Warn Out’s, that dare I suggest just reinforce the image of lazy journalism, lapping up what is fed to them.
      Does that Get Ya ?

    • Iolanda says:

      12:28pm | 14/02/11

      Please don’t include me either, I can’t stand Warne.  He is the biggest class-less bogan around. 
      Can you imagine the media up roar if this was a women, she would be called a slut, why do the media put this wanka on a pedestal anyway. Very tacky.

    • Cynical Goat WA says:

      12:29pm | 14/02/11

      Warne needs to head to Just Spectacles. Obviously all those hair transplants have pierced his optical nerve. I mean if it came down to a straight pick between Liz and the porner, then Hurls wins hands down.  I mean the Jenna Jamieson wannabe’s got a head like Cliff Young’s gumboots.

    • unadult says:

      12:39pm | 14/02/11

      Correction we like people like Shane and Sheen, when they’re are who they are BUT do not hurt others.  Look at that text incident after the Hurley connection was revealed, Shane quickly went from Hero to a Zero in a lot of people’s eye.

    • Mario Muscles says:

      12:45pm | 14/02/11

      So, it makes sense Italians love Silvio B. many times more than this.
      If Warne can keep it up into hisearly 80’s, then respect.
      Bunga Bunga.

    • Jack says:

      12:51pm | 14/02/11

      Since when did we love him? Huh? poor little rich warne, Ha Ha.  may he disappear forever. please. he is an embarrassment. he obviously does not care about his family, nor does he pay enough tax. a complete TOSSER,

    • Jokesville and bogans. says:

      12:54pm | 14/02/11

      2 things ,,,,has this daniela been shagged by warnie to write this story or is shje hoping he will text her lewdly about having a WILD night with him.

      she certainly sounds envious and slightly jealous , of the porn star or maybe the hurl.

    • Alan Border says:

      12:58pm | 14/02/11

      Only the media likes him..!  YES.. Only the media..

      His TV show was a FLOP.  I refuse to watch any show he is in. (ie. I skipped a TopGear episode just because he was in it..)

      Any TOOL who sleeps around is not an example I want my kids to follow.

      Lets face it…

      He is just a LOOSER… Who use to play cricket.

    • Anthony says:

      01:34pm | 14/02/11

      I love when people put people down with spelling mistakes…

    • Loulou says:

      01:59pm | 14/02/11

      Maybe the extra O was for emphasis?

      wink

    • Gra says:

      03:06pm | 14/02/11

      Perhaps Alan was just shortening “loose cannon” in the way that we abbreviate things in Australia. He’s certainly loose, and no doubt possesses a cannon to attract the class of women that he does.

    • The Masked Commenter says:

      01:12pm | 14/02/11

      We love Warnie? News to me

    • stephen says:

      01:33pm | 14/02/11

      wow some real haters here. what happened to live and let live.
      I am generally too busy enjoying life to even hear about the antics of other people but when I do I like to have a good laugh and think thanks goodness thats not my ass getting into trouble.
      you don’t have to approve of his lifestyle but it is his life and you haters should let him live it.

    • Jack says:

      01:36pm | 14/02/11

      Mysognists love that Warnie humiliates beautiful women

    • Tom Guesa says:

      01:47pm | 14/02/11

      Message to Daniela Elser.

      Next time you write an article can you refrain from using the term “we” as in “why WE love Warnie” as it is an assumption that “we” being the majority love Warnie.

      You dont speak for me nor most of the people that have left comments, so please stop insulting people’s intelligence with your assumptions.

    • A female says:

      01:49pm | 14/02/11

      Speak for your self. It is mostly the media that likes him for the fodder he gives them.

    • christine says:

      01:50pm | 14/02/11

      We all actually cannot stand Warnie. It’s media overload and 99% of the content about him is gossiping.

    • Stubo says:

      02:05pm | 14/02/11

      Warnie continues to give great hope to bald guys and bogans everywhere. His performance of public services is second-to-none. Keep up the good work Warnie, our GladWrap society needs you.

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      02:09pm | 14/02/11

      A woman making excuses for the grotesque behaviour of a wealthy cave ape? Say it ain’t so, Daniela.

      Warnie is the kind of twisted superficial monster we used to need Hollywood to create. Did you see his show? Sixty minutes of dead air.

      An excerpt from his interview with Chris Martin:
      Warnie: “So Chris did you wear a tie to school?”
      Chris: “Yes.” Chris motions toward his head.
      Warnie: “And a hat?”
      Chris: “Yes.”

      I get that Warnie is conceited and as thick as an Affirmative Action Employee Guide, but why did Nine think that would translate to entertainment? Wait…what am I talking about? I loved it!

      Anyone who bangs an adult film star (read prostitute) while courting a withered former hotty is worthy of respect. Anyone who writes text messages like:
      “Hey babe so keen to bang you aye!!!!!” and “You full looked hot today babe something something babe aye!!!”
      is worthy of respect.

      I feel sorry for Liz’s parents though. Imagine raising a beautiful daughter, putting her through all the most expensive toff schools just to watch her throw her acting career away on crap with Brendan Fraser before she shacks up with an XL baseball mitt with stuck on plastic teeth that she pretends is a faithful lover. Imagine watching your daughter’s beauty fade so much she’d throw her free-drinks-for-life at any slob with the funds and fame to prevent her ever having to treat anyone with common decency. Let’s hope they’re dead. Because if they’re not, they soon will be.

    • Loulou says:

      04:36pm | 14/02/11

      Sad Sad Reality, you know you just admitted to watching Warney’s show right?
      Oh dear.

    • Nella says:

      02:11pm | 14/02/11

      ‘Why we love Warnie so much’, it says on the home page.  You’ve got to be joking.  I think he’s a twit and I don’t personally know any woman who likes him.  Some of his women must be desperate for a bit of publicity and attention.

    • Nadine says:

      02:12pm | 14/02/11

      Well I love Warnie and I’m female.  Now I would never be involved with him, but let’s face it - we all know a ‘Warnie type’ from our youth - don’t we?  The guy who was always charming, got the girls, never seemed to get into trouble - oh come on - who cares what he does?  He’s a good cricket commentator and the rest of it is a laugh!!!  And as far as the tabloids go I rather hear about him than the other idiots like Lindsay Lohan, Brangelina, Britney etc etc.  At least he does it with bogan style and doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what he is!  I do wish he hadn’t changed the teeth though - now that’s a shame.  Yes Aussies will continue to follow his antics with favourable eyes!!

    • Paul Smith says:

      03:08pm | 14/02/11

      Warne is trash, always was always will be - only the media loves him - shows you the value of the media.

    • TDJ says:

      03:43pm | 14/02/11

      Give me a break. Only idiots would find any redeeming qualities in this cretinous moron.

    • Ron E Coote says:

      04:14pm | 14/02/11

      Warnie, what a bogan! A wealthy, selfish bogan. A great cricketer, and bloody frond of the mirror. What’s doing with the new fake teeth? They look like they came out of a cartoon!
      A sad indictment on our society that ANYONE gives a toss what this bloke is up to when he’s not playing cricket; he is the epitome of the trash, pathetic losers who buy No Idea, and Women’s Monthly can’t seem to live their own sad, boring lives without knowing ALL about.
      They deserve each other.

    • Ron E Coote says:

      04:15pm | 14/02/11

      You just can’t buy class…

    • Richard says:

      04:39pm | 14/02/11

      Shane Warne is the greatest living Australian.

      Jealous haterz are gonna hate, nothing you can do about that.

      But anyone who loves Australia and (therefore necessarily) loves cricket and has been alive for the last 20 years will all be unanimously of a mind that Warnie is an utter legend.

      Everyone else’s opinions are not relevant in this matter, so keep it to yourselves, you worthless haterz!

    • T Man says:

      04:40pm | 14/02/11

      Ms Elser, you may love him, apparently Liz Hurly loves him after all these, so if you love him it’s not a big deal. But leave us out. As you can see, many don’t love him. I started not liking him for the way he played his cricket. and Now I hate him… lucky girl, you might get a text message from him soon….

    • mary monica roche says:

      04:41pm | 14/02/11

      Women are twice as good at spin than Tonight Show host Shane Warne.

      As a Sultan Of Spin, Shane Warne spins only one ball at a time but the chicks spin his balls two at a time.

    • Andrew says:

      04:43pm | 14/02/11

      No one can match warnies sense of style, openness, women and manliness. He’s one of a few decent manly chargers left in a world of metrosexuals and prestigious culture. The real Aussie male.

    • Ron E Coote says:

      06:57pm | 14/02/11

      Any bloke who gets his eyebrows waxed is a wanker.
      It’s not cool, but just a little bit gay. He looks like an extra from a Star Trek sequel. ST9, THE RISE OF THE BOGANS.

    • john says:

      07:55pm | 14/02/11

      @Ron E Coote
      Maybe gets his crack waxed too, what would that make him.?

    • mary monica roche says:

      04:44pm | 14/02/11

      shane warne bowls the maiden overs but subtle variations of spin, accurate line and length, and sheer guile

    • Jim says:

      04:49pm | 14/02/11

      Fair dinkum.  The guy only has one redeeming feature - he’s the best spin bowler the world has ever seen.  Other than that you’d not want to know him.  A member of the Australian team who claimed that Warne was his best made turned up at a cricket presentation that I attended.  He claimed even then, some 15 years ago, that Warne was an idiot and would finish up screwing up his life.  Not a bad prognostication.

    • James Thurlow says:

      05:16pm | 14/02/11

      I think Shane Warne is a bogun of the first order and it shows - he has too much money behaves appallingly, is a disgrace to his wife and children and I personally cringe every time I here somthing ‘new’ about him.  I certainly don’t like him and your article does not speak for me!

    • mezzy says:

      05:38pm | 14/02/11

      I just can’t see what the attraction is.  If I saw him out and about he wouldn’t even get a second glance.

    • Geof says:

      05:58pm | 14/02/11

      I don’t want to be included in the we, I think cricket balls aren’t the only ones he plays with, as a commentator I thought he was alright, but I don’t want to keep hearing a blow by blow desciption of his love life.

    • OfficEagle says:

      06:06pm | 14/02/11

      Sorry! I used to like him, but i am now sick of him and his disgusting antics .

      Thank God he was never Australian Cricket captain,( its the only thing Cricket Australia has got right in the last decade) How embarrasing would it be.
      The quicker he goes away the better, feel sorry for his children having to put up his tweets I bet they are given heaps at school.
      Liz, well she will have to learn the hard way, he will get set up cheating again that is for sure

    • Jared says:

      06:22pm | 14/02/11

      I recon it’s just Lara Bingle in a fat suit.

    • cindy smart says:

      06:53pm | 14/02/11

      Well, I for one would not miss the fool at all if all story starved media decided to report on something actually newsworthy.

    • H says:

      07:58pm | 14/02/11

      I can’t stand him and am ashamed that so many of my sex seem to find him appealing. He is repulsive!

    • Been There says:

      07:20pm | 14/02/11

      I don’t like “Warnie” but Journo’s insist on writing about him and his exploits.

    • lace says:

      07:26pm | 14/02/11

      I think Shane Warne’s popularity is over rated . He is a liar ,cheat and hustler .
      So obviously NOT everybody loves him .
      The sooner the press forget about this idiot the better .

    • Danm says:

      07:56pm | 14/02/11

      Warnie should come to Hong Kong.

    • Bea Warned says:

      08:03pm | 14/02/11

      I think we all just like to see a fat bloke cop a break… If he was a chiseled Ken doll he’d be deemed a wanker

    • Katrina Smith says:

      08:11pm | 14/02/11

      I certainly don’t love him, but then there are plenty of bogans who might

    • mary says:

      08:15pm | 14/02/11

      All you in favour of Warning don’t know how to read the signs. Lucky for his wife and kids that she did (eventually) and got out.

      All you in favour of Warning send the message that you condone married guys sleeping around and cheating on their wives.

      That’s just really uncool.

    • Servaas says:

      08:28pm | 14/02/11

      But amidst all the excitement about the blooming love (and now the apparant porn star claims in between - I’m going to try and not read that) is there no sense of disgust in any of us? We are following and cheering on/lusting after, whatever the experts would call it, possibly two, habitual adulterers. I enjoyed Warne’s work on the cricket field, saw Hurley in some movies and do not judge people for their foolish deeds and always desperately hope they may come to their senses but it seems so strange that we follow this story as if it some fairy tale unfolding?

      Or is this exactly why it receives all the media hype? Because it’s two confused celebs bound to split once the exciting ride is over and we just love to see it all play out in front of us: two good looking people falling in ‘love’ and getting all romantic with the almost inevitable fate of heading after someone seemingly bigger, better, bustier within a few months.

      Why do we take pleasure in worshipping these so-called bogans? Is it our supressed boganism which gets fed when we indulge in these people’s messed up lives?

      The media are playing on our lust for these type of stories and people will hardly ever stop buying a paper because of one shocking story in it, so how would the public, digusted at this, respond?

      People fear being labeled as intolerant or hypocrates if they judge this behaviour but should we tolerate this taking up the visual and printed media space around us as if it is something good?

      I don’t know, will it always be like this? People crave it and the papers will deliver it.

    • mary says:

      06:25am | 15/02/11

      Servaas I’m not convinced that people crave it and the papers will deliver it. How about the papers run on sensationalism and the people have no choice but to buy it if they are interested in reading the news because there is no alternative if you want to stay up to date?

    • Servaas says:

      05:59pm | 15/02/11

      They crave it. That’s my opinion.

    • christine says:

      08:29pm | 14/02/11

      Most people I know loathe warne so don’t know how you concluded “we love him”. He make me sick.

    • Stace says:

      08:38pm | 14/02/11

      Who the heck loves Warnie? I certainly don’t. The more I hear about him, the more disdain I feel. He lacks any style or class, he has no subtlety, can’t spell, doesn’t appear very intelligent, and doesn’t learn from his mistakes. He seems to me eminently dislike-able. If any of my friends behaved in the manor he does regularly, I would take them aside and explain how they were being a douche. Warnie was a cricketer, that’s why we know who he is; why we pay him any further attention for other matters is beyond me. I don’t even know why I’m here reading this, beyond seeing the headline and feeling I must protest its premise.

    • Gary says:

      08:40pm | 14/02/11

      Crock, crock, crock. It’s all about sportspeople being overly promoted as legends and actually simply having artificially inflated egos.
      Buffoons loving (and wanting to be) buffoons.

    • Roderick Harmson - Smythe says:

      08:45pm | 14/02/11

      Looking at your photo Ms. Elser you appear to look like a nice girl,but if you are fond of Mr. Warne you could not be anything but common.

    • Ha says:

      09:09pm | 14/02/11

      the writer of this article is soooo delusional. OMG, yuk yuk yuk I hate him and every body I know hates him. He thinks he is god’s gift. Yuk Yuk Yuk!!! Pewk Pewk Pewk!

    • Daniel says:

      09:11pm | 14/02/11

      What Hurley sees in this lying dope is beyond me?

    • Myopic says:

      09:40pm | 14/02/11

      1. High profile serial offender hooks up with high profile serial victim.
      2. Media jumps on band wagon and exposes infidelity.
      3. Public is inexorably drawn to a celebrity driven train wreck.
      4. Relationship fails before ever getting off the ground.
      5. Media celebrates by asking why we love rogues like Warnie.
      6. People flood the blogs to tell us how much they don’t care.
      7. Poster pulls hair out and gnashes teeth for getting sucked in.

    • Suzanna says:

      09:55pm | 14/02/11

      Shane Warne is a sleaze bag.

    • Bellebelle says:

      11:13pm | 14/02/11

      Shallow, tacky, self-absorbed- a match made in heaven!

    • Belinda says:

      10:33pm | 14/02/11

      Count me out, I think he is an idiot,  he is a disgrace to mankind.  I wish everyone would stop reporting on his juvenile activities.  Seems to me Hurley is not much better.

    • Deson says:

      11:59pm | 14/02/11

      I am not part of the “We” you have lumped all of Australia in Daniela.

      I would not cross the road to p*ss on him if his was on fire.

    • nodaniella says:

      12:07am | 15/02/11

      Why we love Warnie so much?  ... please don’t include the vast majority of sensible thinking australians in your dribble.  When a man cheats on his wife, he also cheats on his children.  Cheats them out of the family unit they are entitled to.  There are many honourable men around, yes still a few of them out there, that understand a real man has some integrity.  Its the media love affair with the idiots like Warnie that glorify their complete lack of integrity backbone and having any understanding of what being a real man stands for.

    • Warnie's ex says:

      01:24am | 15/02/11

      Sorry Daniela,
      the only reason I read this article was because part of the title read…‘why we love Warnie’........hence why I am now writing these comments.
      I wonder who you are referring to when you state ‘We love Warnie’.....who’s ‘We’ ?..........Certainly not me and judging by most of the above comments…not many others either!
      Warnie was a great cricketer…and I stress ‘Was’.....but that’s all…...there is nothing tasteful, clever, smart, honest or genuine about the man outside of his cricketing pedigree…....I am both English and Australian (dual citizen) and so as an Aussie I feel ashamed that he represents Australia and Australian men. As a Pommie I feel just the same except perhaps with a bit more of a chuckle at the thought that to many people around the world he must be what most Aussie men are like….....hair transplant, artificial looking tan, cheated many times on his ex-wife and kids (because when you cheat on your wife you are also cheating on and letting your kids down as well), can’t keep his genitals in his pants, doesn’t give a rats that he is a laughing stock and an embarrassment to many aussies….I could go on….!
      Stick to commentating Warnie, we really don’t care about anything else.

    • Can't stand Tosser Men says:

      05:53am | 15/02/11

      Warne was a tosser then and he is a tosser now. I feel sorry for the Australians that think this man is likeable or an ok guy. How disappointing to have such low morals.

    • Graham says:

      06:30am | 15/02/11

      I and everyone I talk to think he’s a nob.

    • Helen says:

      06:34am | 15/02/11

      Hmm.  Maybe there was an evolutionary purpose in the use of cannon fodder?

    • Knee Jerk says:

      07:43am | 15/02/11

      Love him or hate him, one Warnie is worth a million Kyles.

    • Geoff says:

      07:53am | 15/02/11

      We??????
      You are kidding…  I have never loved Warnie.
      Still don’t.
      In fact every time I think of him I see him as the unattractive overweight moron dancing in the bleachers with a stump over his head.
      Then I see him as the narcisistic twit.
      Then the unfaithful husband.
      Idiot serial texter.
      A twitter twit.
      Now just a habitual flirtatious cad.
      What women see in him only heaven knows.

    • Jimmy says:

      07:54am | 15/02/11

      I can safely say I neither like nor love Warnie.  The man is a virus.

    • amused says:

      07:56am | 15/02/11

      Clearly the writer of this column has the hots for Warnie. He is an overweight pig and Liz Hurley is not classy woman who can have him. Stop talking about this idiot. He may have been a good cricket player but that is it. Anybody who likes Warne is probably cheating on their partner as we speak and they should be avoided.

    • cultural cringer says:

      09:10am | 15/02/11

      Why do journalists insist on telling us we love Warnie? Being a first class philandering bogun is nothing to aspire to.

    • John says:

      09:11am | 15/02/11

      A bit presumptious of you isn’t it, who says we love Warnie, I am sure it is a case of we really don’t care and have our own lives to get on with.

    • You are all jealous says:

      09:34am | 15/02/11

      To all you Warnie haters: he has achieved far more than you can ever achieve; he has earned more money than you can ever earn. You will never matter; Warnie has mattered. He was a world champion; you were never or ever will be a champion.

    • Stace says:

      07:35pm | 15/02/11

      Actually I’m not jealous at all. All he’s got is money and fame, and they’re worth nothing at all on their own. I’ve got a wonderful husband who I love, a beautiful daughter, friends who genuinely care about us. My mother isn’t stalked by the media because of who I am, my loved ones aren’t rolling their eyes at me behind my back because of what they see in the paper. I’d rather be me than Warnie any day.

    • Ads says:

      09:39am | 15/02/11

      Why many are fans of SK Warne
      - he embodies the Heinz soup ads; “Rich and Thick”, but plays it up with a degree of blissful ignorance.

      - He is the Id - many blokes would love to be serial pantsmen into their late 30’s but for reasons such as stability, family, financial and genetic constraints, they cannot achieve this. (That’s the lads covered)

      - he appeals to the lowest common denominator; the bottom of the intellectual pyramid is pretty heavy you know, and carries much weight; News Ltd cannot survive without it.

      - he sells glossies to the darls and luvs in the heartland (that’s the lasses covered).

      - Aside from his little foray into variety TV, most things he touches turn to gold.

      - He is the Kramer portrait from Seinfeld “a loathsome offensive brute, yet we cannot look away”.

      To those who claim not to care about SK Warne, why take the time to read the article & comment?

      In an environment populated by Range Rovers & X5’s, he is the blinged-up Hummer (bad analogy or what?) - brash, crass & over the top but you’re simply drawn to it.

    • Aussie says:

      09:41am | 15/02/11

      I don’t love Warnie, I don’t even like him.  I am over seeing his life and that of his ex wife splashed over the media, snore.  I’m sick of hearing his ex sell her story in the trashy magazines… boring!! Move on.

    • Sally says:

      09:51am | 15/02/11

      What is wrong with the media !!!!!! We don’t love Warnie, please get rid of him. You can’t compare him to Charlie Sheen. At least Charlie is funny. His show IS funny. Agreed by millions of viewers. Shane Warne show was axed. He is NOT funny. Just downright pathetic.

    • Tony says:

      09:52am | 15/02/11

      Please delete the “WE”

    • Tim says:

      10:17am | 15/02/11

      There are a lot of very very jealous people in this world. It appears a lot of them have access to the internet and write on this very forum! Amazing. A guy becomes the best who has ever lived in a sport loved around the world, and just because he doesn’t hide behind a white picket fence with 2.5 kids he is the sporn of the devil.

    • Ron E Coote says:

      02:37pm | 15/02/11

      Errr, that’d be spawn, of the devil.
      But Warnie would spell it, SPORN, ‘cause it’s a bit like porn.

    • jim says:

      10:34am | 15/02/11

      Who is this warnie person?

    • Judy says:

      10:59am | 15/02/11

      I used to love Warnie but his antics are becoming boring.  He needs to grow up and find a life!  Who really cares about his sex life and it’s just a flash in the pan anyway.  He needs to channel some of that sexual energy into something less addictive and maybe in service to others If he doesn’t already, perhaps coach some of those kids out there wanting to emulate him as the great bowler he was.  He also needs help!  I do wonder what his kids think too and what sort of role model he will be to them as they grow up.

    • Ange says:

      11:04am | 15/02/11

      Love Warnie??? are you kidding me? he’s a disgusting, boagn, slob. Yuk. I wouldn’t touch him with someone else’s…

    • Run Hurley says:

      07:17am | 16/02/11

      Run Hurley, run girl!

 

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