There’s something about Warnie.

A strange thing has happened in recent days while the Australian public has been on Shane Shag Watch, like some pervy roommate busy listening for the tell-tale squeaks of suffering bed springs.
Slowly, disturbingly, the realisation has dawned – we like Warnie. We love Warnie. We LOVE Warnie!
Let’s be clear: he’s a cashed up bogan of the first order, a flagrant womaniser, and an inveterate flirt. He’s impetuous and the last decade and a bit are littered with countless instances of his feckless blunderings.
Yet, we love Warnie!
Because, despite the countless text scandals, the inane Tweeting and the Advanced Hair ads, there he has an undeniable buffoonish charm.
What the Hurley love-a-thon of 2011 has revealed is an underlying delight in all things Warnie - he is a beguiling figure and that is no easy thing to make sense of given his personal track record.
Which begs the question, why is there an ongoing, collective benevolence towards the former spin king’s indiscretions and sheer idiocy while other public figures would have been flayed for lesser sins?
Charlie Sheen is a similarly curious case. His by now semi- routine bouts of highly publicised coke-fuelled sexcapades and de rigueur stints in rehab somehow don’t dint his career (or $96 million pay cheque) and he emerges time and again to a vacuum public criticism.
Lindsay Lohan’s sticky fingers and Betty Ford time have left her ridiculed and dismissed while Tiger Woods’ dozens of conquests have seen him slip from world champion to punch line.
The answer is honesty.
Woods’ pyrrhic downfall was fuelled by the anger of a public and media who had devoured his cleaner than clean image, collared shirt-wearing image.
His press conference post time in a clinic for sex addiction was perhaps one of the most excruciating public events in recent history. Watching the champion golfer feebly clutch to his last shreds of dignity and reputation was a wretched moment.
The greatest sin in the eyes of the public doesn’t involve paying for sex, enough class A drugs to impress Pablo Escobar or a criminal record the length of War and Peace.
It’s when a carefully manufactured image crumbles, revealing the grubby reality beneath.
And that’s the difference between Woods and Warne. Warne has never offered the public anything but sheer unadulterated Shane, frosted tips, wayward ways and all.
Likewise Sheen’s reaction is unapologetic about his lifestyle.
After trashing a hotel room in New York while an escort barricaded herself into the bathroom and then being briefly hospitalised, all Sheen had to say was: “If a guy has one bad night, everybody goes insane and panics.”
“I’m not panicking.”
Warne has never flinched either and so long as Shane stays Shane, we’ll keep loving him.
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