Ever heard the joke about the “historic national agreement”?

All the action from the historic COAG thing. Photo: Ray Strange

It was hard to miss the meeting of COAG this week, with the Prime Minister desperately offering imaginary buckets of money to bribe state Premiers into signing onto an “historic national agreement” on health reform.

Funny though, I’ve heard those words used before.  And they now ring quite hollow.  Does anyone remember the “historic national agreement” on the Murray Darling Basin?  It was year one of the Rudd Government, the blame game was being ended, a new era of cooperative federalism was being hailed and Labor’s focus groups had yet to pick up voters getting weary of the Prime Minister’s initial grab-bag of clichéd phrases.

Two years on from this much hailed event and the gloss on this agreement is now about as shiny as the murky waters of the rivers it was meant to help.  It is only recent rains and flooding throughout the Murray Darling Basin that has provided desperately needed relief for drought stricken communities and our great environmental assets teetering on collapse.  While it is great to see more water flowing and cautious optimism returning to some communities, we cannot lose sight of the urgent need for real reform in the Basin.

Good northern rains, if backed up with more in the southern basin this winter, could buy a little more time, but the last few very dry, very tough years cannot be forgotten.  If we don’t deliver meaningful reforms soon then future drought and low inflows will again result in overly stressed irrigation communities and risk more environmental disasters.  It may not happen this year, but it will no doubt happen sooner than we are currently prepared for.

What we have learnt from this summer’s flooding is that we are a long, long way from having effective national management of the Murray Darling Basin’s water resources.  A Premier begging his upstream counterparts for water, backroom deals and pre-election favours for mates is no way to run our most important national waterway.  This process is in urgent need of re-examination.

The other urgent wake up call that must be heard is the failure to progress vital water-saving infrastructure projects, which will see much of the current floodwaters unnecessarily wasted.  The states have an appalling record of delay and deferral on the major infrastructure projects the Basin desperately needs - projects they were gifted $3.7 billion to complete as part of the “historic national agreement”.

These so-called “Priority Projects” include long overdue works such as the reengineering of one of our most inefficient water storages, the Menindee Lakes system.  The absolute failure of the Rudd and NSW Governments to progress this project is unforgivable.  Millions of litres of water will be wasted through seepage, leakage and evaporation as all four Lakes within this system are now being filled for the first time in years.

One would think that a “Priority Project” would be, well, urgent, and a priority.  In 2007 the then Labor Opposition had the Menindee Lakes on top of its to do list.  Yet Labor has done next to nothing to push this, or many of the other “Priority Projects”. 

It’s time for Minister Wong to get serious about delivering water-saving infrastructure projects.  These are projects which can return water to the system for environmental allocation, make storages, measurements or transport systems more efficient and, critically, make our irrigators even more efficient, so that they can maintain the production that is so important to Australia’s food security as well as the economic fabric of so many regional communities. 

Agreements are worse than meaningless if they end up being all blah, blah, blah and no real action, because they create false hope and result in deferral of other actions that might otherwise have been undertaken.  So, as we ponder yet more talk of “historic national agreements” let’s not just remember those agreements in water, health or elsewhere that have gone before, but let’s actually see some commitment to real action, fast delivery and genuine change … because that would be historic!

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    • T.Chong says:

      06:00am | 21/04/10

      Fair and balanced, is the only way to describe this article from a Liberal Senator.
      As for the lack of water , if only Mals 10 million rain making machine was given a go . - why are people so unkind?

    • Martin G says:

      02:23pm | 21/04/10

      That $10 million could be used elsewhere, T. Chong, you know those building sub-contractors and pink batt installers would like some new flashy cars…

      Birmingham makes a very valid point, that this PM is more interested in poll numbers and spin rather than achieving real reform that provides real results for Australia. Tell me, what part of that point do you dispute and how is it not representative of the truth?

    • John A Neve says:

      07:06am | 21/04/10

      Simon,
      Paints a very clear picture of what is wrong in this country. He, in this case, uses water as his canvas and what he has said about the Murray Basin is very true. But his underlying theme is the ongoing war between state and federal governments.

      There is a very simple answer to this long standing national problem. We abolish state governments. We give local government more scope and authority and they report directly to the feds. This would give people more input and reduce the bureaucracy.

    • Jack Gilbert says:

      08:01am | 21/04/10

      what else would you expect Birmingham to say, the liberals had plenty of money when in power and did absolutley nothing for the health system,
      and while i am on the subject your shadow minister for health is nothing but a nasty piece of goods who will be gone next election, thank god for that.

                                                                            JACK G

    • Mark says:

      10:23am | 21/04/10

      Keep living in the past there Jack.

      There is certainly nothing good in the present or future I grant you.

      Champion post full of incisive comment on current events

    • locky says:

      02:54pm | 21/04/10

      Why would the libs give the state labor governments any more money to waste. Qld had mountains of money in the mining boom and the hospitals got sweet xxxx all from that ,all gone, now there broke.They got all the gst plus all the other taxes and hospital where stuffed. Don’t blame Howard ,he was smart he knew that they would simply waste it ,so he saved for Rudd to waste.

    • Old Clive says:

      08:06am | 21/04/10

      I like your picture of Heckle and Jeckyle,  after the events of this week, I would put the caption as “Two of the clowns in a six ring circus”. This week has shown us that money can buy you power, even if it is only monopoly money, there is nothing real about this government except deceit.

    • Daniel says:

      09:06am | 21/04/10

      If I hear the terms “historic health reform” one more time Ill puke.

    • A Bob says:

      11:20am | 21/04/10

      And if I hear “working families” again I might slash my wrists.

    • Lucy says:

      11:49am | 21/04/10

      “Challenge” and “Complex” I’m sick of…......................

    • Ben81 says:

      02:58pm | 21/04/10

      Yeah, ruddisms aren’t going to go anywhere so I suggest you just try to ignore them like I’m trying to do.

      I’m convinced Rudd only still says “working families” because he knows it rubs people the wrong way.

    • Shifter says:

      05:33pm | 21/04/10

      Hmm, with all this sickness and injury it present a comple challenge. I think we need some historic health reform to cope with all this new pressure on working families.

    • Willy K says:

      10:17am | 21/04/10

      All Krudd does is make Soviet style plans.  Australia has gone backwards and into huge debt under his incredibly weak government.  There is no reason whatsoever to feel confident that this ‘reform’ will work or even be implemented.

      All he does is have group think meetings with cake hole licking half wits, flashes an inane and creepy smile then spins that he has ‘fixed’ something.  And then the reality show watchers vote for him.

    • Jack says:

      10:19am | 21/04/10

      Look at that photo - I would not offer those two a job in the private sector…...

    • Edward James says:

      10:46am | 21/04/10

      Your comment:The whole process is a promise which believed locks voters into re electing Rudds Labor Government. If this was not an election stunt it would hav occured almost three years ago when we all knew bills were not being paid and staff were involved in hiding the very worst of the sins against the people.  This is just another form of almost worthless porkbarreling with the only aim being to get Labor re elected.

    • Liberal-Labor Duopoly says:

      05:25pm | 21/04/10

      The problem is that when the Liberal’s were in power for 10 years prior to Labor they also did little about the Murray.  And presumably the responsible Ministers over that period had some level of competance and was aware of various CSIRO and Murray-Darling Commission reports dating back for decades now outlining the issues?!  But so it goes with our Labor - Liberal duopoly political system, auto-blaming the government for everything when they are in opposition but doing nothing about it when in power.  All supported by a media who seems to have a 6 month memory at best and never holds our politicians to account.  I sincerely hope a third politcal party arises in Australia to give the complacent stale “major” parties the kick in the arse they so sorely need, as per the UK right now.

    • Robert Smissen of God's Own Country, Rural SA says:

      11:31pm | 21/04/10

      Will this “historic health reform” help “working families” ? ? ?

 

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