Thousands of old people, watching a group of old men dance around in front of the Hogwarts Express. This is rock and roll.

Almost 50,000 sets of wrinkled fingers twist into pathetic hand-grimaces – weak parodies of the famous devil horns.

The Hogwarts Express is now being ridden by a gigantic inflatable caricature of Barbara Windsor - with breasts that are literally bigger than my Dad’s car. Bigger than the 4WDs owned by half of the audience.

I am at the Sydney Olympic Stadium, watching AC/DC perform here for the first time since 2003.  A gigantic model locomotive towers over the stage. ‘Hornby Train Sets’ meets ‘Spinal Tap’.

I am actually enjoying myself. I am actually entertained, insofar as it’s better than sitting at home and watching Packed To The Rafters or the ABC’s tooth-grindingly bad Bed of Roses. (Kerry Armstrong has got to be the wettest person in Australia.)

But I can’t take my eyes of the drunken businessman dancing in front of me, bipping and bopping like he’s in the dance hall of a P&O cruise. This is rock and roll.

Twenty years ago, the same man seeing the same band would have been pushed over and laughed at by thrashing young meat-bags, pointing their fingers and banging their long-haired heads.

Fifteen years ago, the girls at this concert would have been waggling their naked breasts and going “wild”, as they say in the USA.

But tonight, they saw themselves on two-hundred foot high digital screens and giggled and shook their underwire bras, and waved to their fat husbands in the first row.

Rock and Roll was an issue of Smash My Stupid Face In magazine. Now it’s a lingerie catalogue.

Rock and roll meant something. It shouted like a rabid otter into the face of the world.

It didn’t shout anything important, as much as Bob Geldof and Bone-Oh would disagree, but it jumped up and down and pulled its penis out and scared us like a witty and colourfully dressed, but inevitably destitute, tramp.

It doesn’t make me angry. But it is sad.

It’s like watching Bill Clinton slowly succumb to heart disease – sure, he was never a responsible President, but he was fun.

It’s like watching a corpse being pumped with 50,000 volts of electricity – it’s loud, it flashes, it jiggles about and it’s very entertaining, but it’s still dead.

Actually, now that I think about it, putting an electrified corpse on stage is about the most outrageously rock and roll thing a band could do.
I can already see the tour posters: ‘The AC/DC reunion tour – The band performs with its original lineup, for the first time since 1979.’

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    • Emily says:

      03:55am | 21/02/10

      You do realise that many of AC/DC’s fans (me included) are teenagers, right? It’s not all “old people”. A huge portion of their fan base has been following the band for decades, but they’re picking up plenty of new fans too. And I’m sure they’ll continue doing that because they’re the best band on earth.

    • murray says:

      09:11am | 20/02/10

      The comments to this piece really made my morning.  I’ll never understand why people feel the need to react so ANGRILY when someone writes something they disagree with, but it sure is entertaining.

    • james says:

      10:50am | 21/02/10

      Murray you said it. The ire is entertaining but also a bit sad. Psychologists call it ‘catastrophic effect’. Hippocampuses damaged by alcohol and old age, prejudices intact, they stumble towards the grave.

    • S.L says:

      08:56am | 20/02/10

      AC/DC have stuck to their roots, that’s why they are still as relevent as entertainers today as 35 years ago. They are second only to the Beatles in album sales (there’s daylight to even Elvis and Michael Jackson and the Stones and U2 don’t even rate a mention here!) No member of the band has ever been a subject of gossip columns or courted paparzi. Only spectulation over Bon Scotts death gets column inches.
      They are the product of arguably the greatest era in Aussie music. The pub rock scene of the 70s and 80s before poker machines took priority.
      Whether you are a fan of them or not what they have achieved can’t be denied.
      Am I going to their show while they’re out here? No! Why? I’m afraid I’m too old for sqeezing into somewhere with 50,000 other punters and trying to get a good view from the nosebleed section. For those who are going, I hope you have the time of your lives!
      Will Colvin if you don’t like AC/DC that’s fine as you’re no ones forcing you to. There’s always the Big Day Out with a bunch of local and imported bands nobody older than 18 has ever heard of and nobody at all will remember in a couple of months time….......

    • Gippe Bibble says:

      11:56pm | 21/02/10

      Lets not forget Soundwave.
      Lets not forget acts like Faith No More.
      Compared to Faith No More’s show tonight, AC/DC was about as much fun as being dry-humped by Matthew Johns in a public toilet.

    • Pete says:

      12:19am | 20/02/10

      They last played Australia in 2001, not 2003… no?

      This is just a really bad article. That’s it.

    • Stephen says:

      10:43pm | 19/02/10

      Sensitive things these accadaccas are aren’t they Will?
      Look, I wasn’t born too late (1963) but I thought this parody of rock music had been finished off by Spinal Tap and yet, now, apparently it’s all the go with the over 50s.
      Each to their own, I suppose. I never liked them then (I was strictly late 70s-early 80s punk, new wave) so it’s no surprise I don’t like them now but reading this review, I find it hard to believe everyone in the audience isn’t laughing so much they missed the music.

    • WoolyOldSheep says:

      06:03pm | 19/02/10

      I like accadacca to and who are you to tell us what we should and should not do, you weren’t even born probably when we listened to them. You kids think you own the world..we owned it before you were a twinkle in your old mans eye. Keep rocking AC/DC..we lov ya

    • Rod J'That says:

      05:31pm | 19/02/10

      I don’t…who let…what the…*deep breath*...okay. Let me try to compose myself. Okay. Okay, I’m okay.

      The merits of AC/DC and their music are open to debate. Everyone is entitled to have a view about any particular performance, any piece of music, any artist, any piece of art, anything at all. I think we can all accept that proposition.

      What I can’t accept - and I think I’m speaking for the majority here - is why the f*** this particular ‘word-maker’ was allowed to subject the rest of us to these particular ‘made words’. I’m stuggling to make words myself that are sufficient to convey how inane, how ill-conceived, how banal, how incoherent, how, how cute (in a really, really, bad f***ing way), how uncreative this piece is. ‘Uncreative’ is insufficient, but the language has its limits.

      Now, Will. Here’s what you do next. Take the $30 Sanity voucher they paid you to write this piece and buy something gloomy but clever, something that only you and your knowing friends really appreciate and understand. Then have a night out smoking cloves and drinking absinthe and making knowing little comments to one another about the world and generally bask in the glory of your really controversial Punch piece. Then have a good night’s sleep. Then finally, the next morning, well rested, by the clear light of a new day, you can sit down and carefully reflect on how much of a d***head you’ve made out of yourself with this.

      Good luck with your studies and your music. I think your days of making words have come to an end.

    • watchdog says:

      05:02pm | 19/02/10

      ah youth. you invented it all, didnt you? and it’s all a bit boring. one day you too will be commenting on some smartarse spotty youth’s smarmy know-it-all bullshit and saying much the same thing. grow up, dear.

    • Hawkan says:

      04:12pm | 19/02/10

      Will is obviously out to make a name of himself as a columnist and what quicker way is there than to slash one of the untouchables? I think that regardless of how the artist had performed, their age, the audience age and the like.. any Band with a similar cult following and legendary status would have been slashed in the name of pure self promotional interest of Will. You know, one creates a massive influx of hits to one’s own article and than you have some negotiation power and “recognition”.. see, My Article was read by X people, therefor I’m Worth Y…  (never mind that it was a controversial article written in this way purely to be controversial)..  Personally, I found this type of “journalism” extremely poor and a waste time for everyone involved.. readers for having read it and spent time on it doing so.. me, for writing this comment, and the author is the only one that Might stand something to gain from it (unless the chief editor reads it and see it for what it is, and than he’s likely to either be told off for it or fired)...

    • LES PATTERSON says:

      04:05pm | 19/02/10

      +I’m too old, too grumpy, don’t like it, And I’m not playing.  Yes - guilty as charged.

    • Sadhbh says:

      03:37pm | 19/02/10

      I don’t agree with you on old men who continue to rock being “sad”, I’m a woman in my early thirties and I think it’s fecking awesome that they (and their many varied fans) haven’t packed in the fun and sat at home waiting for death and watching Idol on TV. Rock has had many incarnations, but it’s been a hell of a lot longer than 20 years since it was built to shock like a , that was the early nineties and as far as I recall we were all panicing about young ‘uns going to raves and The Shamen singing “E’s are good”.

      I’ve just spent an hour writing notes on the set list for someone who has never seen a rock gig so they can appreciate where and when the songs came from and get more out of the gig that the show, but I have heard the show is AWESOME. I’m going to see them tomorrow, and I can’t wait. (Set list here, if you’re wondering - http://bit.ly/bYeZGL )

    • BTS says:

      03:13pm | 19/02/10

      Will,

      I had to look up Barbara Windsor and the fact that you know who she is…frightens me.

    • BTS says:

      03:01pm | 19/02/10

      THE greatest band Australia has ever produced, hands down, no argument.  It’s not about the fluffy dice over the dashboard, it’s about the music - hard, solid, metal.

    • Dave says:

      02:57pm | 19/02/10

      The writer is only doing it to get a rise out of the reader(s), and it’s working!!

    • David C says:

      02:43pm | 19/02/10

      Actually a good article, problem is that is written by someone who will never “get it”. Sorry buddy you just werent around then. You didnt get to go to the great venues of those days (my locals were Manly Vale Braynts and Narrabeen Antler), you didnt experience first hand the “sharpies” (Manly Wharf was very different then), and Bon Scott didnt go out with your mate’s older sister for a while.
      Things were very simple then but I guess we must have really appreciated them because we still do now.
      It was a great concert last night enough said.

    • Martin G says:

      01:31pm | 19/02/10

      I’m still a young’un myself. Why’d you even bother going, Will? Face it mate, much of ‘our generation’‘s music (generous term for a lot of the crap being spruiked lately) pales in comparison.

      AC/DC is the greatest band in Australian history. You can’t deny their energy, some elder statesmen of rock look miserable today, while these guys keep rocking and selling out stadiums all over the world. I’m no fanboy, but Long live AC/DC.

      Oh BTW, I’ve noticed a distinct lack of decent political articles lately on The Punch. What is going on here??? I want some proper KRUDD articles to comment on, not some stupid golfer or what some tart would take to a desert island!!

    • Madeleine says:

      01:26pm | 19/02/10

      “I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was. Now what I’m with isn’t IT, and what’s IT seems scary and wierd. It’ll happen to YOU.” - Grandpa Simpson

    • Hawkan Manderstedt says:

      02:08pm | 19/02/10

      This is nothing more then a critic being self indulgent in and misunderstanding their role.. Since you are young, here’s a tip for you Will, critique doesn’t mean just highlighting the bad and using cheap creative writing tools to do so.. critiquing means looking at good And bad.. Too many short lived commentators (see how you been reduced to a commentator now:) get caught up in slashing things for the sake of slashing it because their the “Critic”... Go home, have a good hard think about your role and what you are actually meant to do, or start critiquing politics, where you can be as cutting as you like and still be right. In the words of Frank Zappa: “Most rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, for people who can’t read.”

    • TCO says:

      12:44pm | 19/02/10

      As a sadly middle-aged (39yo) guy who still goes to all the gigs at all the venues - ac/dc included - there is a time when you realise you have gone from being the moshing guy drunkenly knocking everyone around at the front of a nirvana gig, to being the guy that is really annoyed by the moshing guy knocking everyone around at the front of a… well they don’t really mosh any more - they get in circle pits, show their southern cross bogan tatts at eachocher and “man-up” in a grunt.

      Sadly Will, unless you lose interest in music (not sure you have it?), you too will go to a gig as an older dude one day…

      Also re the girls and their titties - in melbourne they came out each night free of underwiring - seems the sydney gals are more conservative…

    • Ian says:

      08:56pm | 20/02/10

      Nice work TCO, as a 40yo in the same shoes I can well relate.

    • JB says:

      12:35pm | 19/02/10

      As the giver of the ticket, I’m confused by your response to the night? I saw exactly what I expected, a incredibly entertaining night. meh

    • Henry says:

      12:34pm | 19/02/10

      Why is everyone shooting the messenger?  Can’t people have an opinion?

      I was around during their hey day too and I couldn’t stand them then and now.  On trick pony band - for ferals to bang their heads to.  Nothing has changed.

      And spare the BS about them being the masters of rock blah blah blah… they most certainly are not.  I lived in London in the 70’s and the masters all resided there.  Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, The Who, were heavier, lighter, better, louder, top notch musicians who make ACDC look like the third rate scrubbers they are.

      I salute ACDC for their success and longevity though.

      Nothing looks sadder than a wrinkled, fat balding git with type 2 diabetes banging his head or trying to rock out.  Give it up and move on.  Refine with age.  As Ritchie Blackmore said, “if you really knew anything about music you wouldn’t be at one of our concerts you would be listening to Bach”

    • LOVE THE CLASSICS? says:

      09:25pm | 20/02/10

      ARRRR now this is more like it.  Bach, Beethoven or a man that has time to spread the love of classical music and look like a rock’n'roll artist the much loved virtuoso Nigel Kennedy. The violinist is clearly a virtuoso genius .  Now he is a person highly skilled in music.  A virtuoso violinist skillful, expert and accomplished.  He has the skill to tune the classics into the ears of only rock’n'roll listerners AND THEY JUST LOVE IT.

    • acker says:

      04:44pm | 19/02/10

      @ Willy K…. fair suck of the sav…..as much as I liked David Coverdale when he was with Whitesnake, he doesn’t exactly figure in many songs on the Deep Purple back catologue, best of albums or even their recent tours where I think Ian Gillan sang.

    • Willy K says:

      03:34pm | 19/02/10

      Ian Gillan quitting and being replaced by David Coverdale?

    • Steve Smith says:

      02:05pm | 19/02/10

      @Henry. You know what would make ACDC look even more like “third rate scrubbers”? If Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple or The Who had an album that sold more than Back in Black.

      So until that time comes, your entitled to your opinion but keep ‘49 million albums sold’ in your mind next time you kick them to the curb.

    • acker says:

      01:48pm | 19/02/10

      None of Led Zepplin, Deep Purple, The Who or even the friggin Stones had to change there lead singer mid carreer !....Van Halen tried to do it replacing Dave Le Roth with Sammy Haggard and it was a friggin disaster…to call AC-DC a one trick pony is an insult to one of the greatest bands of all time.

      Bag-Pipes with electric guitars, film clips on the back of a truck going down Swanston St Melbourne, lead singer literaly singing from the pulpit, 12 gongs at the start of Hell Bells…they seemed to have a lot of tricks that escaped your attention.

    • Mark says:

      12:29pm | 19/02/10

      One day we may be listening to easy listening radio with “Coldplay on endless loop” watch out it can happen to YOU too.

    • stiffy says:

      11:56am | 19/02/10

      Will, I am one of those fat businessmen going to my third acadaca concert tomorrow night. you can catch me tapping my foot way up in aisle 261. Last time i saw them was the Back in Black concert in ‘81. before that saw them in Victoria Park in ‘74. i tell you no lies. It was organised by 2SM and was one of the DJ’s Mad Mel and his ‘giant stirs’ No 3 from memory. ACDC were just arriving on the scene then and were not all that well known. Were mostly playing late at the checkers nightclub in Goulbourn st. But the Young Bros pedigree was well known. Free concert. Headliner was Stevie Wright and his song ‘Evie’. Bit before Gen X. I’m talkin Baby Boomers. Black Ice is a great ACDC album based on their usual 3 chord rock. Gotta go now and by a Black T shirt that fits me.
      Oh Will grow up!

    • Felonius Twink says:

      11:56am | 19/02/10

      What the Hell does that even mean, first Redfern, next stop Lidcombe? Why does the Punch repeatedly forget there are people outside of NSW who read? It’s really annoying!

    • Changa says:

      11:51am | 19/02/10

      Dear Will,
      Just read your other post on The Punch (http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/unsocial-commentary-the-art-of-mindless-online-abuse/) and it seems to me you’re trying very hard to cast yourself as the angry young man.
      The angry young man is a well-worn schtick, Will, and many have done it far better than you. The difference between a magnetic angry young man and a try-hard angry young man like yourself is that the try-hards don’t actually try that hard. They’re lazy in thought and lazy in their writing. Having read your posts, I think you’re lazy, Will. It’s easy to have an opinion. It’s not so easy to have insight; to at least attempt to make sense of your opinion and search beyond the rant. All we’ve got from your posts so far is this: “I hate people who comment on blogs” and “I reckon AC/DC and their fans are crap.” That’s it. Nothing more. No insights, no social context, no new and exciting ideas or thought-lines — just a whine. It’s boring and it’s lazy. I suppose it might be mitigated by the fact you’re young and don’t have the benefit of much wisdom. If you’re to become a magnetic angry young man, Will, you’ll need to work a lot harder, perhaps read a bit wider.

    • Vicki PS says:

      11:43am | 19/02/10

      When did rock and roll start to take itself so damned seriously?  The article is bloody funny, and really quite kind in its way.  Mind you, I never much cared for Ackerdacca, I was more of a Pogues-type girl—which might explain why I enjoy Will’s humour.

    • acker says:

      11:34am | 19/02/10

      I saw Angus Young and Brian Johnson doing some media, my thoughts were 2 guys between 55-60 yo who didn’t look like they had facelifts. What exactly did they overpromise or not deliver on in their performance ? That’s the heart of why I strongly disagree with this pre-meditated story.

    • Symon says:

      11:22am | 19/02/10

      (From one Gen Y to another):

      Article Fail. Epic Article Fail.

      Not only do I not know what your point is, but to add insult to injury it seems you typed the whole thing on your iPhone while being pushed around by said Drunken Businessmen, then uploaded without a second read.

      Your bio says, ‘musician’ - the first thing to learn before you throw that title around is to respect what gives others pleasure, no matter your personal taste. Music is all about the impact it has on its listener. If it gets your shoes tapping, body moving or head nodding, then it’s win all round.

      And to deny and disregard the influence of AC/DC, no matter your view, is just naive.

      From one Gen Y, Musician and ‘work-maker’ (or is it ‘word arranger’? Unless you have a penchant for etymology), I fear you’ve done us a disservice.

    • Conan Swain says:

      11:21am | 19/02/10

      file under banal nonsense. what relevance does packed to the rafters and kerry armstrong have to said article. i would much rather read sir penbo’s critique of the event.

    • 6clegs says:

      11:09am | 19/02/10

      Bugga.
      You mean Ackerdacca got together last night????? mumble-mumble-mutter-mutter
      that darn rocknroll period in my life finished my political carreer before it even started…

      ROCK AND ROLLLLL!

      Yer can’t blame the poor genXers for being bitter. What, have they got?
      Bwhaaaahaaa

    • Carl Palmer says:

      10:53am | 19/02/10

      Hi Will, I would have loved to have gone but unfortunately I couldn’t and yes I would have been more than happy to be another “drunken businessman dancing” and having a cracker of a time. They are far more talented that most modern day bands.

      Another thing, aren’t these old men at the very top of the rich list here in Australia, that would explain why a few of them drive Rolls Royce. What do you drive? You know, you could probably learn from these guys because they are doing something right.

    • David Wood says:

      10:49am | 19/02/10

      Will, they talk about thin skinned journos and then there is this over reaction of anger and hate because some wrote something they did not agree with and suddenly a piece stating an opinion becomes to much of a threat to deal with rationally. And sudde
      If I was around, I would have gone to an ACDC concert like I did in the early 90s but I’m not sure there would be the same pile of knives, other weapons and studded belts in piles as we were frisked as we went in. I had overlooked actually bringing a knife and a studded belt was not something I wore on the farm. I was not cool enough then but suspect I would be too cool now. A lot of people who have come on a wave of AC DC being “cool” again or at least popular, it is like joining Facebook now. AC DC are not even the same band they were in the 1970s, not a wish for the glory days comment but it stacks up in their blues/rock, dirty, sleaze music. Now they make music, not in that angst, anger, misunderstood by everyone is new way that rock relies. Not many make good albums for too long. My undeveloped premise is that being rich makes you not rock and roll anymore. A bit like most comedians. Musically AC DC are a parody of itself. Though I do remember - be it almost 20 years ago - they did rock on stage.

    • TNT says:

      10:48am | 19/02/10

      PS who is danger coolidge? i don’t agree with his opinion but he sounds hot.

    • Kim says:

      10:42am | 19/02/10

      You call that a review?  It’s not a very good one is it?  (this is said in the voice of Hermoine Grainger - only because it seems to be the one thing that you did recognise at the concert - Hogwarts Express).  Will, did you actually go?

    • Aitch says:

      10:36am | 19/02/10

      Dear Will Colvin, I see you describe yourself as a “film-student, musician and word maker”.
      A musician, eh? That’s exciting, Will. Hey, why don’t you thrill us all and post a link to your latest composition? Y’know, show us all how it’s done these days. Maybe you have a demo, or an mpeg of you practicing scales in your bedroom. Pleeeease share it with us.  But of course you won’t, will you?
      Will, you’ve done yourself no favours today. You’ve outed yourself as poor “word maker” and a couple of thousand people at least thinking you’re a git.

    • TNT says:

      10:09am | 19/02/10

      i’m 31 and i saw a wide group of ACDC fans represented, including a whole lot of cute kids with their parents. the show’s production, including the train and bunch of other elements was really world class and the band’s performance - and energy - was incredible.

      Sorry, will, but I think that your review of the show will was pretty weak, your opinion about what constitutes rock ‘n’roll was the real ‘sad’ element here… rock ‘n’roll doesn’t sgive a s**t how old you are, it’s an attitude. the cheap remarks about people waving to fat husbands and underwire bras were offensive and shallow. if you wanna hang out with beautiful people and listen to crappy house music, go to the ivy, buddy, and leave the rockin’to the rest of us.

    • Sanchy says:

      10:00am | 19/02/10

      I guess by going and rattling out a few paragraphs poo-pooing the whole thing, at least you could claim the ticket as a business expense.

      However, your concept of reanimating reanimating Bon Scott is not rock’n'roll - it’s just disrespectful.

      I read your article again to see if I could find more depth to it, and thankfully I did, but I personally disagree. I reckon they put on a decent show.

      Everyone there knows the obvious flaws you stated as if they were something new.

      The only difference was they went there with the right attitude and had a good night.

      Next time Will, stay at home and wathc Packed to the rafters, then piss and moan about that!

    • ChrisD says:

      09:57am | 19/02/10

      Colvin. How dare you disrespect a band famous for not giving a flying f—- what anyone else thinks. Don’t you know rock n roll is a fragile puppy that might actually die unless it gets lots of tender love and affection? Shame on you sir, shame.

      For those about to mock, I salute you.

    • Danger Coolidge says:

      09:56am | 19/02/10

      I was at AC/DC last night and I agree with a lot of what Will says.
      I had an old couple seated in front of me that seemed like they were there for a day at the cricket! The old boy was using a pair of binoculars; his wife brought along a thermos.
      But who expected different? If you’re looking for hard core rock fans then a football stadium is the wrong place to look. Three nights at ANZ Stadium should have been enough of an indicator that the audience would be fairly “middle of the road”.
      AC/DC might have once been a symbol of rebellion but now they are every man and his grandma’s favourite band. You can choose to get all bitter about it but what’s the point? I actually had a great time crowd-watching during “Thunderstruck” - so many mums, dads and bogans letting their hair down for the first time since they saw the Fleetwood Mac concert a couple of years back, it was some of the best entertainment I got all night.
      Admittedly it’s been many years since since the last AC/DC tour but the band have aged a hell of a lot in between. Last night was not a patch on previous tours (whoever made the comment that it was like being back in 1981 is having a laugh). They still know how to put on a big show (and let’s face it, most people were there more for the “event” than to get their ears blasted) but the same energy just isn’t there. Angus used to roll around on the floor playing guitar like he’d been electrocuted. Now he looks like an old guy who fell out of bed in the nursing home.
      I’m sure the “everymen” in attendance felt they got their monies worth. But again, these are people who obviously don’t attend too many rock gigs. These are people who would describe that British-biased, made-for-old-BBC-fogies, short-hand history of rock series Seven Ages Of Rock as being “extraordinary”!
      It’s like that dude in The Wire said: “The world shines shit and calls it gold.”
      Keep up the honest work, Will. Takes balls to tell the emperor you can see his arse.

    • Ian says:

      08:51pm | 20/02/10

      Hear Hear !!!

    • munroe says:

      09:53am | 19/02/10

      “But tonight, they saw themselves on two-hundred foot high digital screens and giggled and shook their underwire bras, and waved to their fat husbands in the first row.”

      Ageism, fattism, sexism, all rolled into one sad sentence.
      What a bunch of narcissistic garbage. I guess “old” people are supposed to listen to Gilbert and Sullivan.

    • geezer says:

      09:18am | 19/02/10

      ha ha!  funny article but what this emo kid fails to realise is that 20 years ago that same businessman bopping at the front probably was a long haired sweaty grease monkey getting blind on a warm bag of goon…  just because your life moves on doesn’t mean you love the music any less.

    • Kristin Moore says:

      09:08am | 19/02/10

      Oh Will, you’re sweet and so much like I was at your age but go back to your dad’s vinyl collection or hop on the internet and do a little bit more research and you’ll see that ACDC have always been exactly what they are now, they’ve never broken musical ground or made challenging music (although they may have broken Australia into the world market), they’ve always sat comfortably to the edge of mainstream & never tried to do anything more shocking than some swear words and mildly mysoginistic lyrics, they’ve always appealed to the same demographic - and now to the kids of that demographic. They are fun, Angus can shred, they do what they do really well (over and over again) and they put on a great show, end of story. To their credit, none of them has ever made a claim to the contrary & they seem perfectly happy with the niche they’ve carved for themselves. I went to the last tour and really enjoyed it, in the same way I enjoyed Slayer and Lamb of God last year - they delivered exactly what I expected.

      On the other hand I went to Porcupine Tree last week expecting to see something great, but not knowing exactly what form that might take. I was rewarded with 2 hours of revelatory aural and visual experience that challenged and absorbed me for every second, providing completely unexpected moments as well as bringing life to music I already knew. That crowd ranged from 14 or 15 right through to people in their 60s, fat, thin, bankers and most probably IT professionals.

      Criticising a band or artist for doing what they’ve always done, always promised & for doing it well is lazy and unfair. I could go out on a limb and say, for instance, that the Black Eyed Peas will never be NWA, or that Short Stack will never be The Clash, Taylor Swift is not the new Lucinda Williams and Barry Manilow will never join Cannibal Corpse - but I’d be stating the obvious wouldn’t I? Just like you did. Did I see you at Mastodon? Will I see you watching Meshuggah on Sunday at Soundwave? What do you think of the new Alice in Chains album? How about Them Crooked Vultures - did they deliver what they promised and what did you expect? What are you expecting from Devin Townsend? What did you think of Grizzly Bear - did they live up to their hype? ( I thought not). Are you excited about Pavement - or do you think they might fail to recapture what they once had? How about Jane’s Addiction next week - with Perry Farrell at 50 years old - do you think they’ll still be able to shock, excite and push the boundaries of taste and performance art like they once did? I’ll meet you afterwards to compare notes.

      You have promise as a music critic - but you’re about as challenging to read as ACDC are to listen to and watch. I look forward to seeing you develop further and explore your own music boundaries a little more.

      8/10 for style, 5/10 for being a stirrer and 1/10 for originality.

    • ChrisD says:

      10:14am | 19/02/10

      “Criticising a band or artist for doing what they’ve always done, always promised & for doing it well is lazy and unfair”

      Yeah, but it is bloody funny. I give your comment 2/10 for length, 1/10 for unnecessary name dropping, and 9/10 for being patronising. There’s always room for improvement.

    • Munroe says:

      09:02am | 19/02/10

      To summarise: “I despise old people and worship at the cult of youth.”
      That’s so boomer.

    • Pete from Sydney says:

      09:01am | 19/02/10

      Will,nice try….I think you probably enjoyed it and just needed to feel important so you wrote that tripe…you and I both know that AC/Dc are what they are, and that’s why we love them…unpretentious pub rockers who put on a great show…trying to start an age war ain’t going to cut it….everyone from kids to grand dads had a sensational time

      now pull your pants up above your bum cheeks and totter off to bed Little Willy

    • Nick says:

      08:33am | 19/02/10

      The sentence “Rock and roll meant something. It shouted like a rabid otter into the face of the world” is possibly the worst sentence yet written by a Punch contributor. I mean, really. What is this, Hunter S Python?
      If you’d watched the extraordinary series Seven Ages of Rock, you’d have seen a much more coherent argument that rock has grown up and stayed young at the same time. It’s a style of music, not a dress code.

    • Adam says:

      08:27am | 19/02/10

      What ignorance. Anyone that goes down the “rock is dead” path does not deserve to write a column about it. Stop pining after bands from 20-50 years ago and realise how much great music is all around you.

    • The Jack says:

      08:24am | 19/02/10

      Who else thinks Wil wrote this article BEFORE the concert just so he could get the jump on all the other cynical/smug wannabe critics? Hell, he didn’t even review the concert so much as write an ageist assault against the audience and a band that obviously still resonates with so many punters - young and old. So how did the band actually sound Wil?
      Not that there aren’t plenty of great young bands around today, but I was only wondering yesterday just how many of them will be around in 30 years, and if so will they pull a crowd of 600,000 across Australia alone? Food for thought….

    • Jaydubs says:

      08:21am | 19/02/10

      What a seriously sad unit you are, Will.

      My music of choice is electro and house, but I went…same as I did when they last toured. These guys are the consumate entertainers. And entertain they did.

      Too a far more mixed crowd than even I expected. I saw Dad’s taking teir boys to the gig. I saw bogans. I saw bikies. I saw a few suits. I saw people I would have more likely expected to see at a music festival.

      I saw a lot of people going nuts and enjoying themselves to old school rock’n'roll and having a brilliant time. And they got every cent of their money’s worth out of it. As did I.

      Shame you are so myopic and conceited.

      And if the Punch appoint you as their style guru, then the Punch will show that they have no style either.

      I’d call up your psychologist and make a looong appointment. You really need to work on those bitterness issues

    • Steve Smith says:

      08:15am | 19/02/10

      Will I’m feeling some contempt toward the ageing process, maybe you need to accept ageing is apart of life, embrace it or invest in the Ponds Institute. In thirty years time you’ll be rocking out at Fall Out Boy’s reunion tour, and Generation Z will be blogging: wow they weren’t as good as their original line up.

    • Kate says:

      10:06pm | 19/02/10

      Jesus Christ, if those wankers from Fall Out Boy are still making music in 30 years I’m euthanizing myself.

    • matt says:

      08:09am | 19/02/10

      @Nathan M says “I saw a cross section of Australia. Young and old, professionals and tradies, the healthy and the ill, the drunk and the sober. “

      You saw sober people? Which concert were you at? smile

    • Tim says:

      08:08am | 19/02/10

      I give this article Two Thumbs Up.

      The barrage of “hey, i used to be cool/ you don’t know what real music is.” has begun.

      Troll on Will, Troll on.

    • Matt says:

      08:08am | 19/02/10

      For a while there last night I was back there in 1981 at the Showground. 16 years old, high on life (ok and a bit of nana’s Brandavino) and my whole future a blank page in front of me.  Innocenty excited about my place in the world.

      What makes me sad is that someone as young as you can become such a cycnical tool so soon.

    • Julie Coker-Godson says:

      09:16am | 19/02/10

      @Matt says: 09:08am 19/02/10:  I echo those sentiments exactly, the second paragraph in particular.  I love AC/DC, long may they reign!!!

    • acker says:

      08:01am | 19/02/10

      Scary thought is if the very wealthy Angus Young became a Liberal politician they would probably win in a landslide…Angus could become Minister for Senior Australian.

    • Gareth says:

      07:35am | 19/02/10

      Ahh the young..lol
      know it all fun police

    • soultrader says:

      07:33am | 19/02/10

      My comments obviously offended you - typical thin skinned peudo-journo wannabes. You think you influence people. You are there for our cheap entertainment. Get over it. Your opinion is worth nothing.

      This should get me on the don’t publish list.

    • nw says:

      07:33am | 19/02/10

      You twirp. Re-connecting with your youth through music is age-old. You may even do it one day - if you’re able to take that lemon out of your mouth. Or is that what scares you? That you’ll end up as the fat drunken businessman?

    • Diamantina Dick says:

      07:33am | 19/02/10

      I knew there would be some wanna be elitist come out this morning to try and rain on the parade, didn’t take long.

    • T.Chong says:

      07:31am | 19/02/10

      FO Will !!!! If you are lucky, you may one day be “old”(er)
      Rock and Roll aint Noise pollution, Rock and Roll is here to stay, along with the fans .
      Bon was / is The Best, and his vocals and lyrics dont need reanimating.
      The Man is always present in spirit whenever two or more old westies get together and sing along to all AC/DC , upto and including Back In Black.
      Go back to lying in your bath and dwelling on penguins , and leave the music to those who know how to appreciate it.

    • iansand says:

      07:21am | 19/02/10

      Damn.  How dare people have fun in their own way.  Are you auditioning to be a door bitch?

    • Nathan M says:

      07:19am | 19/02/10

      ‘The AC/DC reunion tour – The band performs with its original lineup, for the first time since 1979.’

      A bit disrespectful, given it’s 30 years today since Bon Scott died.

      That’s the beauty of this band. You must have only been looking at half the audience. I saw a cross section of Australia. Young and old, professionals and tradies, the healthy and the ill, the drunk and the sober. There’s not many music acts that can bring so many people together. It’s a shame you can’t see that.

      I thought it was a great show, as did everyone I spoke to.

    • franny says:

      11:10am | 21/02/10

      Hey acker I’m thinking after reading all your comments, that maybe you don’t have enough to do with your time? Me, I’m a busy woman off to bowls, sorry I’ll have to leave the close examination of the lyrics of ac/dc for much,  later.

    • ~Mungogerrie~ says:

      07:03am | 19/02/10

      Will Colvin pity you are so young, as you have no hope of digging Rock ” N Roll.
      You had to be there, I’m talking about the sixties and seventies.
      If you were there you would know what it meant to see these guys when they were young and fun.  The music meant so much to us all.
      When we hear a song on the radio these days it reminds us of a girlfriend/boyfriend of the time. It reminds us of fun, dances, fast cars and the songs told stories about our times.
      Nah, you just wouldn’t dig this music, you had to be there!!

    • acker says:

      08:53am | 20/02/10

      @fransesca.. since your such a fan I will speak to you in ackerdacker code. Grab your “Australian"copy of the album “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”..then proceed to (side 2 song 4) on my (side 2 song 2) then hopefully when we are finished neither of us get the disease on the album “TNT” (side 1 song 3)

      By the way I will leave my falsies out if you leave yours out wink

    • francesca says:

      05:13pm | 19/02/10

      Hi Acker,
      I’m his great grandmother and I love AC/DC and maybe that influenced Will’s opinion of the show? Where I hang out we play their recordings over and over, and we tremble with excitement remembering Bon and the good times.

    • james says:

      11:12am | 19/02/10

      I think thats what he’s talking about. Maybe there was the horrible unexpected realisation at an AC/DC concert “one day (if I’m lucky) I’m going to be old
      and look fat and wrinkled and my heroes are gonna look silly.” You just had to be there.

    • acker says:

      06:55am | 19/02/10

      Why did you go ???  Just so you could justify trasing them in this insipid pre-meditated article ??? Band to the sand-box for you I think son

    • acker says:

      11:12am | 19/02/10

      @fransesca ...I just scoured the article, no mention of free ticket. Your obviously know more about this night out than the rest of us do. Or otherwise your just making it up .. I notice your comment after another comment of mine was moderated, perhaps your his mum ?

    • francesca says:

      10:54am | 19/02/10

      Not premeditated. spontaneously inspired by the experience. Someone gave him a free ticket acker, probably the same reason you normally go to these things. Back to your bathchair old man. You don’t have to be gen y to recognise that things might have been better twenty years ago.

    • Lachlan Smith says:

      06:39am | 19/02/10

      Twenty years ago these “old fat’ people you so dismiss were young self-involved children like yourself. And in twenty years you will be them listening to someone half your age insulting you.

      Enjoy.

    • soultrader says:

      06:30am | 19/02/10

      lucky nobody cares what you think.
      Obviously born tooooooo late to appreciate great music.
      Another boring pathetic space filler - why does Punch exist? Definitely not political comment here.
      Time for you to get a life.
      As a matter of fact - so should I.

    • Julie Coker-Godson says:

      09:43pm | 20/02/10

      well, don’t slam the door on the way out dearie….

    • matt says:

      06:22am | 19/02/10

      I suspect the problem here is that Gen Y is realising that Gen X, like the Devil (Hi Angus),  has all the good tunes.

      We had AC/DC, the Angels, the Oils, INXS, the Gurus and the Sunnyboys. Hell, we’ll even lay claim to the ‘Chair and the ‘Finger and a heap of other bands whose names begin with “The”.

      Gen Y had, well, umm. Idol.

    • Martin G says:

      01:37pm | 19/02/10

      I can’t believe you even mention mediocre stuff like INXS and Midnight Oil in the same breath as AC/DC. They were rubbish.

    • Willy K says:

      11:31am | 19/02/10

      The Oils???  Sh*tehouse whinge rock - hated it then and hate it even more now after seeing the performance of Uncle Fester in parliament… what a f’n fake.

      Sunnyboys and Angels were pub rock scrubbers. 

      I miss rock in pubs though!!

 

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