The internet told me the date was February 10 1991. Which makes sense because I remember having just returned home from one of my first days of the fourth grade.

The Simpsons taking off what is probably the second best show ever made

My knowing eldest brother had positioned himself in front of my mother’s tiny TV while the rest of my brothers and sisters stood around for a glimpse.

Standing silently transfixed in front of that first episode of The Simpsons we were like a group of peasants listening to the Emperor’s voice for the first time over the radio. From here it would all be different.

With today being the 20th anniversary of The Simpsons airing in the US I’ve no hesitation in stating that it is not only the greatest television show ever made it is also the greatest cultural icon of my generation.

As generation X and Y lack a really unifying musical, artistic or literary interconnection in a way that used to bond, or in the least mark cultural turning points, The Simpsons are the only real common cultural icon connecting us all.

Unlike a generation of music, art or even film it doesn’t matter what sub-culture you’ve ever been a part everybody can talk about The Simpsons. It is the lingua franca of anyone under forty who hasn’t been living under a rock or the Ayatollah for the last 20 years.

It’s a show that the people just can’t seem to stop watching. Personally I’m of the belief that if Channel 10 and Foxtel got together to launch a 24-hour Simpsons channel you’d at least beat SBS in the ratings. 

During high school a cheap form of entertainment was to spend entire nights sitting around quoting Simpsons lines. If you threw in a garage, some Tooheys Reds and a ping pong table you had the perfect evening on your hands.

When people quote Homer now it’s Homer Simpson you’re talking about not that Greek who wrote rhyming fantasy novels.

Really there’s no great question in life you can’t solve through a Homer quote:

Religion: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.

Work: Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

Sex: You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

Retirement: Aw, Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re a very old man, and old people are useless.

Drinking: I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!

Sport: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.

Perhaps the more incredible achievement than being on the air for 20 years is the fact The Simpsons was ever made.

From the acid induced world of the LA underground comics scene creator Matt Groening managed to sell the idea of a prime time, half hour long cartoon that was like nothing that had been in homes of Americans before.

Groening himself still seems amazed that the Fox Network (owned by News Corporation also owner of The Punch) bought his idea of a bright yellow family (including a mother with a blue beehive an overweight mildly abusive father with a drinking problem) bumbling their way through middle-America with storylines mimicking the humdrum of suburban life - albeit with a surreal twist.

But it is the lazy normality of The Simpsons combined with the fantastical and hilarious edge that animation provides which is the key to their genius.

George Bush senior famously remarked that he wanted American families to be “a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons”.

But the fact is Americans and Australians saw themselves much more in The Simpsons than they ever did the Waltons.

Often described as a “dysfunctional family”, The Simpsons work because we see our own families in them as all families are in fact dysfunctional on some level.

Who hasn’t got a father that at times “would rather drink a beer than win father of the year”, a righteous little sister, a mother who forces an unwilling mob to church on a freezing morning or a mildly sociopathic little brother whose charm allows him to get away with a series of criminal offences.

But despite their very human flaws The Simpsons teach a reoccurring moral lesson because they stick together through the struggles and failures of what is a very average existence.

They’ve rewritten the norm of the television family and changed the type of shows that are made about families. A series like Malcolm In The Middle would never have existed without The Simpsons. 

The Simpsons still stands as the gold standard for satire in television. It managed to ridicule all aspects of modern society while never being particularly offensive or cruel.

Any Australians who were silly enough to be offended by the hilarious episode when the Simpsons go to Australia should remember that the entire Simpsons series is basically devoted to ridiculing American society.

Yes there have been some low points. The Simpsons Movie was completely unnecessary and not very good, the regression of later episodes from entertaining plot lines to a series of Homer slap stick jokes spawning entertaining, but ultimately unfulfilling, replicas like The Family Guy to name a few.

But in a time when most networks’ idea of a television show is to have Bert Newton’s wig play some old video clips followed by Gretel Killeen’s fake tan hosting a reality TV show for wannabe strippers on cargo boat called “So You Want to be a Maritime Pole Dancer”, it’s reassuring to know there are people still doing something called writing good comedy.

When the Simpsons went to air in Australia I was eight, two years younger than Bart. I’m now 27, Bart’s still 10 and The Simpsons are still on TV. There’s something very reassuring about that.

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    • Nick says:

      01:52pm | 18/12/09

      It’s a shame there are now more bad episodes than good. After watching some of the newer episodes you’re guaranteed to have a headache. They’re loud, predictable and lame. Homer the wacky moron isn’t funny.

    • Simmo says:

      01:58pm | 18/12/09

      I think you missed the point with the movie, it underlined the whole point behind the Simpsons as you were saying in the article - no matter what they sick together (even if the govt tries to destroy the town or homer poisons the lake…... plus that little Grand Theft Walrus video game in Alaska was well worth seeing)

    • harquebus says:

      02:01pm | 18/12/09

      I have never got off on the Simpsons. A show made for morons.

    • Leo Shanahan

      Leo Shanahan says:

      02:25pm | 18/12/09

      Thanks Simmo. I agree with you that the film aimed to sum up the ethos of the family and the town, but I don’t know why they needed to make a movie to do that. Although it may have been worth it for Grand Theft Walrus and Spiderpig.

    • Chase Stevens says:

      02:41pm | 18/12/09

      Is it a sad thing that my generation doesn’t have that unifying Musical bond?
      Or is it something that we should be happy about? Nevertheless The Simpsons are great.

    • ChrisD says:

      02:42pm | 18/12/09

      Best Homer line ever:

      “Bart, no matter what you do there’s always someone who’s better. The lesson is, never try”

      Best Punch comment ever:

      harquebus: “I have never got off on the Simpsons. A show made for morons”.

    • TB says:

      02:46pm | 18/12/09

      Happy 20th Simpsons, now kindly get the hell off television. When I think of The Simpsons now I can’t help but think of Elvis Presley during his ‘fat bastard’ years - people still flocked in droves to watch his shows, but it was universally accepted that he was long past his prime.

    • Ziggy says:

      02:51pm | 18/12/09

      The Simpsons are a class act. Great writing, terrific humour,fresh and original.You could quote them as many times as old Bill Shakespeare and that says a lot about the wry commenatry on our human condition.

    • SLF says:

      03:07pm | 18/12/09

      Have to agree I love the Simpsons. For consistency of high quality output it has to be commended. Hoerver, they need to call it a day, as the latest couple of series have been bland and humourless.

      Favourite moment ever..Marge Gets a Job:
      Burns:  I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
      Homer: Gotcha. Marge, we’re getting some drive-thru, then we’re doing it twice!

      My wife dreams of such romance wink

    • nic says:

      03:19pm | 18/12/09

      The parody contained in the Simpsons always makes me smile. For mine, some favs are Sideshow Bob, the Lisa Lionheart doll, the day Bart becomes a hall monitor.

    • Jane says:

      03:38pm | 18/12/09

      Wasn’t it 14th Jan 1990?
      Simpsons ROCK ..watching the marathon now!!
      Homer is the standout star…..so many fantastic quotes and commentary on the human condition.
      Anyone who says it’s for morons is actually a moron and doesn’t ‘get it’. Too close to home for them maybe. wink

    • Patrick says:

      03:47pm | 18/12/09

      For me the Simpsons stopped being funny somewhere between 1999 - 2001, the humor ceased to be that witty, subtly sarcastic, clever stuff and simply became well, a mixture of kiddy, toilet, lowest common denominator humor, absurd humor, but not even absurdity that is funny in the way of Monty Python etc, just…stupid.

      I think the moment came for me in an episode where Homer is at Moe’s and all of a sudden everyone decides to get up on the bar and do some weird dance, for absolutely no reason, which in itself just seemed out of place, and then homer crashes into the jukebox, horribly injuring is arms and starts spurting blood everywhere and runs around for about 30 seconds in a fit, which i suppose was meant to be one of those side splittingly hilarious moments such as Sideshow Bob walking around being hit in the face with rakes, but it simply looked out of place, even for the simpsons.

      Never before has there been a television show that has been able to survive through so many years of crappy, sub standard episodes on the back of reruns from the time when the show was sheer genius.

      There is also something not quite right about the animation these days, it just has some sort of creepy edge to it, I can’t explain it.

    • Leo Shanahan

      Leo Shanahan says:

      03:59pm | 18/12/09

      Hi Jane. The first episode to air in the US was the Christmas special on December 17 1989, but it didn’t air in Australia until February 1991. Here’s a useful little site http://simpsonsgazette.tripod.com/simsn1.htm

    • Macon Paine says:

      04:03pm | 18/12/09

      Ah yes the Simpsons! In it’s prime it was the greatest show ever made and even now as the show has been waning somewhat for at least the last 5yrs (and I agree the movie was pretty ordinary and about 10 years too late) it still manages to flush that moronic, tragically unfunny, steaming pile of poorly written excrement aka Family Guy down the Armitage Shanks.
      My favourite characters have got to be Chief Wiggum, Mr Burns, Principal Skinner and Homer in the first 10 seasons.
      Chief Wiggum: “This is Papa Bear.  Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a…car of some sort, heading in the direction of…you know,
      that place that sells chili.  Suspect is hatless.  Repeat, hatless.”

    • Jimmy D says:

      04:05pm | 18/12/09

      Way back when, around the end of the first season of the Simpsons in Australia, I called a radio program during the TV critic’s segment, excited about this ‘new’ show that was so bold and which was rewriting the rules of animation (I was a 2D animator at the time; when all around were striving for Disney range of motion, along come these yellow people like some punk revolution to change the way we thought about cartoons).

      He dismissed it as ‘more American rubbish’.

      He is still around as far as I know, writing columns, and is especially fond of English detective dramas and ‘solid plots’.

      Happy Birthday Simpsons!

    • Smithers says:

      04:08pm | 18/12/09

      You seem to forget that the Simpsons were on TV earlier than this as a short segment on the Tracy Ulman Show.

    • Matt says:

      04:15pm | 18/12/09

      Like Leo I will in Grade 4 when the Simpsons first graced my parent’s non-flat screen TV.

      Yes I remember those days. The non-flat screen TV was placed precariously above that other oddity - the VHS player.

      I remember that instead of putting the tape into the player, my father would improvise and use the tape as a sophisticated ‘blocking’ device to conceal the VCR’s annoying digital clock which not only glowed brightly but was permanently suspended in time.

      I have since been convinced that the entire electronics in Asia industry only operates at either midday or midnight.

      I remember that the blocking device sometimes wouldn’t cut it. The clock would need to be set properly. Once and for all. In which case I would be bestowed with the responsibility to do this.

      This would require a innate knowledge of rocket science coupled with puzzle-solving abilities executed through a combination of complex button-pressing. The result would a one-minute increase in time.

      Which was especially annoying if say, the actual time was 11:59.

      The amazing thing was not long after you finally figured out how to change the damn thing there would be a power outage, resulting not only the VHS clock resetting, but the entire gamut of domestic devices (ovens, microwaves and alarm clocks) returning to default.

      The dreaded outage and subsequent 12:00 ‘blitz’ was the households’ version of the computer’s blue screen of death. It meant nothing was saved, no previous effort remembered and it’s time to start over.

      Back to the Simpsons.

      The Simpsons are apart of us all, there’s no doubting that. For me the show has transcended the living room and reappeared in high school, university and now, my workplace. In the States, whole journals critique it’s broader meaning and social significance. It characters and are instantly recognisable. Universal icons. Representations of people we all know.

      In fact I think I might watch an episode tonight. Unless the power goes out.

    • Bruce says:

      04:34pm | 18/12/09

      Back in the early 90’s I originally dismissed the Simpson as a “kids show” having only watched a few minutes of one of the old shows. It was not until mid ‘90’s one of my kids got me to watch one of the shows “Dental plan” that had a parody of the Beatles included. I then got the message. That was it me, I became a fully sucked in fan. It is now my opinion, that people who dislike the Simpson’s, just do not get it, or that some of the parodies are just to close to home !!

    • Jane says:

      04:50pm | 18/12/09

      Sounds about right for us here in Aus Leo. I remember we were at our beach house ( after the school holidays…so in Feb) with my 1 year old son ( now 21) the first night it came on. Loved it then….love it still. smile
      The humour is timeless.
      Can’t even watch Frasier without a chuckle at his ‘Sideshow Bob’ voice.
      Macon PMSL…Love Wiggum - too funny.

    • Matt says:

      05:14pm | 18/12/09

      My Fave is a Street Car named Marge.
      “Open my own can of pudding can I, shows what you know”
      Although the episodes perhaps arent as good as they were it still is streets ahead of Family Guy, South Park et al.

      At least the Hallowean Episodes are still absolute gold

    • ej says:

      05:33pm | 18/12/09

      Unmitigated drivel. Sat with me kids to vet it 20 years ago and found it unfunny and totally unacceptable for young minds on so many levels.

    • Humbug says:

      06:07pm | 18/12/09

      The Greatest Show Ever Made. Yeah, sure it was.

      The Greatest? Compared to what?
      Ever made? Since when ever?

      How did we get to here? Memory Loss? Narrow View? Poor judgement?

      What about MASH? The Muppets? Sesame Street? Dr Who? Skippy? Play School? Blue Hills, even?

      Who knows. Who cares. It’s a cartoon. Its American, for Pete’s sake.

    • Johnno says:

      06:33pm | 18/12/09

      Bah. I remember living in my uni share house and all of us imbibing various substances to watch the Simpsons shorts on the Tracey Ullman show, back before the “real” Simpsons show ever started.

      When the spin off show started we were able to decry the selling out of Groening - indicated by the softening of the characters (not least of all how they were drawn) and subject matter.

      Then we imbibed some more substances and forgot our outrage.

    • Nigel says:

      07:35pm | 18/12/09

      Oh boy, is there some irony in harquebus’ comment!  I should apologise because I’m sure that apostrophe is in the wrong place given that I’m a moron but I have thoroughly enjoyed the Simpsons over the last 20 years and I still find them clever. 

      Favorite moment is a trussed-up Principal Skinner asking the hamster - Mr Nibbles - ; ‘Can you please chew through my ball sack?’

    • David says:

      09:36pm | 18/12/09

      The Simpsons were classic.

      Now Family Guy picks up where The Simpsons left off at the turn of the century, accomplishing something the yellow family doesnt do anymore - being funny.

    • Lauren says:

      10:03pm | 18/12/09

      Agreed Jane - watching Fraiser on the new GO! channel just makes me close my eyes and think of Bob!
      I remember back in primary school wasting time during class by playing the game of naming ALL the Simpson characters. Much harder than it sounds!

    • Lisa says:

      11:04pm | 18/12/09

      i think the point needs to be made: Leo, you do not look as though you are 27. 24 maybe….

    • danj says:

      10:55am | 19/12/09

      Ah Tooheys Red. I remember you could buy a block cheaper per can than Coke. Do they still make it? It was really bad but then again so are all NSW beers

    • Logan says:

      11:18am | 19/12/09

      This show is absolute crap. I have no idea what it’s still doing on television. Who on earth watches it? I know of no one. I am in my 40’s maybe I’m too old and so are the people i know.  Belongs on the new ABC3 for kiddies, I think.

    • Kane says:

      11:26am | 19/12/09

      What sort of adult can be taken seriously, when they call a cartoon their favourite show? It belongs in a childrens comic book, not on prime time television. It’s childish garbage. I can’t even stand to hear it in the background, I have to turn off the TV or change the chanel.

    • stephen says:

      12:19pm | 19/12/09

      The show still has great charm and generosity. My friends children still love it.

    • Humbug says:

      12:45pm | 19/12/09

      danj: there’s no bad beer, son. Just some are better’n others.

    • Emma says:

      01:02pm | 19/12/09

      Logan just forget about it. why you even read this article and took the time to comment when you think the show is absolute crap is beyond me.  A lot of people watch it, hence why it is still on channel 10.  and everytime they try to take it off howls of protest force them to put it back on.

    • Adam says:

      01:20pm | 19/12/09

      Wow where do I start?

      Firstly the simpsons is an adults show. I watched it as a child but missed so many of the subtle jokes. I watch an old episode as an adult now and it is like seeing it for the first time. That is the beauty of this show. As a child I associated most with bart. As a father I now associate with homer.

      Also in addition I find it funny that an individual who dislikes the simpsons not only reads an article that celebrates the show, but also finds the time to then comment on the article.

      Secondly its great to see an author comment on the punch. First article to do so that I have seen. Keep it up Leo.

      Lastly I like how the comments section has become somewhat noltalgic. So many great quotes and memories of the show its hard to name a couple. But hell I will give it a try

      Best Quote: Lionel huts: “This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.”

      Best Moment: When the simpsons are in africa and as they are going over a waterfall Homer remarks on the things he doesn’t like about bagboys. If you know the scene it will make sense. Comedy gold.

    • 6clegs says:

      01:59pm | 19/12/09

      One of my happiest moments after the set-top-box was finally installed (I’m short of 9yo’s) was the realisation that I could now watch ‘that Simpson Chanel’ grin

      So what did channel 10 do a few weeks later? went from showing 3/4 Simpson shows a night to just one @ 6pm, the worst time for me…

      I also really enjoy Family Guy - at least Stewie and the dog in FG - just wish it wasn’t on so late.

      I feel for gen x and y if that’s all they can claim as ‘‘theirs’’ (I’m lying, I don’t feel for them at all!) wink

    • Daniel says:

      02:46pm | 19/12/09

      Its one of my favourite alltime shows I just cant stop watching. A great mo and take on the US culture.

    • Steve says:

      08:20pm | 19/12/09

      Compared to the old episodes the new episodes suck. Simple as.

    • phil says:

      12:46pm | 20/12/09

      The Simpsons for me is a great pleasure.  It also gives me great guidance on human nature and behaviour. I’ve found over the years that those who hate the Simpsons were people that weren’t worth knowing anyway. These were the usual suspects and more often than not, Christian fundamentalist. 
      I once was asked at church to give the kids a Sunday school lesson, not having much experience in giving lessons, I asked the kids what would you like to talk about at this class. One of the boys yelled out the Simpsons and a fair chunk of the rest of the class cheered. Thinking it was a great idea we then spent the rest of lesson taking about all the good stuff the Simpsons portrayed that we could discuss at church. I was amazed with the knowledge these kids articulated and the understanding of the complex issues disgusted.  The class ended far too quickly, even from the students point of view. It then dawned on me that these kids were getting a better adjusted education about life watching the Simpsons than what they might have been getting from their parents or the Church.  Another funny thing was that the kids who weren’t allowed to watch the show knew just as much about it as the kids that did.
      It did the trick though, once the powers to-be learn of this unorthodox but educational lesson, I was never asked to take the kids Sunday school class again, Thankyou god!

    • Dave says:

      01:03pm | 20/12/09

      Sorry, but the best line ever is Homer explaining to an insurance company rep how he drove his car into a tree:

      Insurance Rep: “This Moe’s that you were at last night before driving, what kind of establishment was it?”

      Homer’s Brain “Eek! Don’t say it was a bar! Don’t say it was a bar!”

      Homer (robotically) “It was a pornographer. That’s right, I was buying pornography.”

      Homer’s Brain “Heh, he, he. I never would’ve thought of that.”

    • Chuck says:

      10:10am | 21/12/09

      Abe is the best character of the whole show:

      “One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where was I… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones… ”

    • Rowdy says:

      10:10am | 21/12/09

      Homer: “Why do things that happen to stupid people always happen to me???”

    • adam macleod says:

      11:41am | 21/12/09

      I’ve been a fan of the Simpsons over many years.  Just three short comments to make. 

      First, Family Guy is consistently very funny and edgy (In my opinion).  Equal to the Simpsons, but without the longevity yet.

      Futurama, also owes its existence to the Simpsons, and is also consistently very good.

      Finally, I was saddened to hear about Brittney Murphy passing away.  She was the voice of the stupid blonde niece in the always excellent King of The Hill.

    • James says:

      01:28pm | 21/12/09

      Your Ayatollah comment sparked this comment, Leo.  For the last two years, we lived next door to an Iranian family, and their young daughter came to love The Simpsons immensely as does our own daughter.  When they returned to Tehran two months ago, they bought a bigger satellite dish so that they could continue to pick up The Simpsons for their daughter’s sake.  So you could even say “despite living under the Ayatollah…”

      For me as a gen Y parent, the best part of the SImpsons is that it is something I can share with my own child, as I shared it with my own father as an 8 year old during the very first season.  Has it really been twenty years?

    • Bob H says:

      02:02pm | 21/12/09

      Special thanks to Tracy Ullman who financed the Simpsons at the beginning, what a gal.  BTW it is not a comedy show but an alternative to the bible, the Simpson Characters are much more believable have more good heart.

    • KW says:

      04:00pm | 21/12/09

      ‘I never apologise Lisa.
      I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am. ’

    • JD says:

      01:41pm | 22/12/09

      Sydneysiders alert!  All fans should celebrate the 20th Anniversary by going to see what looks like an extraordinary one-man show where the Simpsons play all the characters of Macbeth - http://tinyurl.com/machomer.  It looks hilarious and a more than appropriate homage to 20 years of Springfield.

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