The debate during the first weeks of the election campaign has been dominated by the controversy surrounding Gillards proposed “Citizens Assembly”.

How green is my cactus policy? Cartoon: Warren Brown

Despite this, it is one of Gillards` other proposals that could prove much more important: the creation of a Climate Change Commission to provide “evidence and information about climate change to all Australians”.

At first, the Climate Commission may not appear a compelling and visionary proposal for the future of climate policy. However in the UK a highly successful prototype- the Committee on Climate Change - has begun to create the deep and lasting consensus that Julia Gillard so strongly desires.

The influence of the UK`s Committee can be seen across some of the most difficult political terrain. It has impacted the lifestyles of citizens by successfully pushing for a cap on the growth of the aviation sector.

The Committee`s recommendations that no new un-abated fossil fuel generation should be built have stymied even the powerful energy lobby.

The Committee’s magic ingredient is it’s statutory powers set out in the Climate Change Act, powerful legislation that is the first of its type in the world. This Act gives the Committee a degree of authority over Government.

For example, the Committee is legally obliged to chastise Parliament on a yearly basis if they do not reduce carbon emissions, and the Government must respond. This transfers the burden of proof away from the activist - who champions the necessity of action - to Government, who must justify its lack of it.

The UK`s Committee is also tasked with setting short-term carbon targets. By setting milestones that fall within one term of Government, the ability of incumbent Governments to delay action to a time beyond their tenure is removed.

For Australia`s Commission to be successful, these elements are critical.

Australias track record of climate advisors achieving influence is not good. Before the Garnaut Review was published, Kevin Rudd justified the unclear position of Labour on climate policy by saying he was waiting for the findings of Ross Garnaut.

When it materialised, the Garnaut Review was relegated to “just one input of many in the overall debate”. This is a familiar cycle that makes cynics of us all - Government reels in high profile advisor, attempts to absorb some of their credibility, and then distances itself when the advice arrives.

Ultimately, the Garnaut Review was a victim of the short-term demands of party politics and other influential lobbying forces.

These factors create unfavourable conditions for climate policy, which requires lasting long-term commitment. In the UK, creating a powerful independent advisory body - the Committee on Climate Change - has served to insulate the process of making effective climate policy from these other distractions.

If Julia Gillard genuinely wants to live up to her campaign slogan and “move Australia forward” on climate change, she needs to first take the politics out of the policy making. A Climate Change Commission can make progress, but only if it is able to influence Australian politicians as well as its public.

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    • Eric says:

      07:10am | 05/08/10

      So you think that coercion by an unelected body is preferable to persuasion? I think I’d like to keep my democracy, thanks.

      The climate alarmist lobby needs to prove its case before it’s given the power to force elected governments to follow the whims of environmentalists. The questions raised by Climategate are yet to be answered.

    • WayneT says:

      11:48am | 05/08/10

      How did we get to Climate Change (a natural event) from Anthropogenic Global Warming (a man made event)?  You never hear that term used anymore, not in the press, government or even the IPCC.  Is it because politicians can no longer point to humans being the driving force behind global warming?  It’s much easier to use Climate Change because you would sound stupid denying that the climate changes.  Instead of arguing about a carbon price, shouldn’t we be debating the science behind this first?  Don’t you find it surprising that there has not been one single public debate on the subject, and that the chief promoters of this view refuse to sit down and debate the science from both sides of the argument, especially when the world is looking at trillions of dollars in tackling the problem?  Is that why Labor don’t want to make a decision on a carbon price is because they now realise that the science isn’t in?  And now that they have committed to it they find themselves unable to find a way out without doing another back flip.  So now they delay, delay, delay.  The chief argument that carbon dioxide drives temperature fails the test.  The IPCC’s own reporting shows that even if we reduced CO2 emissions by half it would only result in a drop of 0.02C by the end of the century.  Natural carbon dioxide makes up 0.0387% of all trace gases.  And of that figure, human produced CO2 makes up about 0.0012%.  We contribute the equivalent of about 3% of all the Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere.  So who do you think has the greatest influence, Nature or Man?

    • Jack Thomas says:

      02:30pm | 05/08/10

      Since when did the climate alarmists need proof?

      The alarmists are already forcing their “theory” into our lives.

      Theory and fear alone is enough for the Council and VCAT to ruin the lives of this Aussie family:

      http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/fear-of-coastal-swamping-leads-to-unprecedented-ruling-on-property-dream/story-e6frf7kx-1225901323695

      To get a planning permit, this guy now has to ‘disprove’ the theory of climate change. Otherwise he has done enough to get a permit. 

      If Julia Gillard is claiming this Assembly is to “provide evidence and information about climate change to all Australians”, then what the hell are a local Council and VCAT doing this sort of stuff already?

      Pity this doesn’t affect the inner city latte leftie enclaves like Northcote, we’d see a different response then.

    • Brad of Bentleigh says:

      07:14am | 05/08/10

      Rubbish, prove the science first… your entire opinion presupposes that the science is 100% accurate, even the scientists do not say that.
      All this talk of concensus is complete rubbish, you won’t get your concensus whilst alarmism rules in Climate Change politics… bring it back to science, and remove the extreme left elements, and people might listen.

    • TimB says:

      08:07am | 05/08/10

      Consensus isn’t science anyway. If it was, we’d all be falling off the edge of the world every time we took a cruise too far in any direction. It only takes one scientist to successfully disprove a hypothesis.

      As far as I’m concerned the jury is still out. There’s far too many unknown variables for scientists to be able to predict an accurate picture of the future climate. And it doesn’t help that the only way they can get the data to match the theory is to fudge around with the figures, ignoring results they don’t like.

      Regardeless, for the sake of argument lets pretend AGW is proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. What can Australia possibly do about it? We emit less than 2% of the world’s emissions total. Even if we dropped to *zero* emissions tomorrow, it wouldn’t make a lick of difference. So why commit economic suicide for what would amount to nothing more than a token gesture?

      “But!” I hear the AGW believers cry, “We have to set an example!”. That’s crap. America, China, and India et al, aren’t going to be shamed into acting by us. They will laugh and take advantage of our actions.
      Even if they do adopt similar measures further down the track, we will still have had an extended period of economic decline. If we are intent on going down this road, there’s no way we should do so before the big emitters do. They should be the ones to go first.

      Finally, lets say we do decide to do something regardless of the rest of the world’s actions. We need power. It’s as simple as that. Renewable energy simply isn’t going to cut it on it’s own.
      And our best option (at this time)  for meeting power requirements and reducing emissions is nuclear. We sit on something like 40% of the world’s uranium reserves and a crapload of empty desert for waste storage. We’re idiots for not considering the nuclear option.

      And that more than anything is why I cannot take the Greens seriously. You cant go around bleating about reducing emissions whlist simultaneously decrying nuclear power in a fit of bloody-minded NIMBY-ism.

      I say this. I currently vote Liberal because of my deep contempt for Labor’s continuing incompetence. They’re not perfect by any means, but they tend to get the job done better than Labor. But ANY political party that has the guts to put the nuclear option on the table will get my vote.

    • T.Chong says:

      08:10am | 05/08/10

      Brad , agree. if as you say we should only deal with the science, then you also need to remove the lunatic Right who are in complete denial- the Lord Moncktons and Abbotts - “climate change is crap”,the world was hotter when Adam was a boy"type of extremist denier, then , common sense and science may well prevail.

    • iain says:

      09:26am | 05/08/10

      mr chong what monkton says is that draconian and futile attempts to stop global warming of which mankind is partially responsible could well do more dame to people than preparing to adapt to a changed enviroment. its you lot that use climate change

    • Steely Dan says:

      09:33am | 05/08/10

      @ Tim B and Brad

      “your entire opinion presupposes that the science is 100% accurate, even the scientists do not say that.”
      If they did, they wouldn’t be scientists.  Claims of 100% accuracy are not scientific, because we understand that there could always be unknown variables - hence claims of 100% accuracy are off limits.

      The best evidence we have suggests that climate change is happening, and that its human-induced.  The last IPCC from memory claimed 90 or 95% certainty.  That’s high enough for me to be concerned.

    • TimB says:

      09:50am | 05/08/10

      @ Steely Dan

      Except the IPCC report was found to be riddled with errors and badly sourced inaccuracies. I cannot take it seriously.

    • Steely Dan says:

      10:30am | 05/08/10

      @ TimB

      ‘Riddled’ is a ridiculous over-exaggeration.  How many errors have been found in the IPCC4?

    • WayneT says:

      12:17pm | 05/08/10

      Not long ago it was the consensus view that the Earth was the centre of the Universe and that the world was flat.  And if you disagreed you were tortured to death, not just ridiculed on a website forum.  I’m just a lay person here along with so many millions of others who can’t understand how we went from AGW to CC, and watched carbon classified as a pollutant, a pollutant that almost all life on earth couldn’t exist without.  If the science is settled it should be easy to end the argument by having an open debate on the subject and putting all the sceptics in their place.  Is it because there is no conclusive proof, no smoking gun, just a lot of supposedly solid evidence from the IPCC.  A UN panel who’s conclusions our politicians hold up as scientific fact, and on which they should base their policy making.  Out of curiosity I recently checked out the IPCC website and was shocked to find how their peer review process works (or doesn’t), whereby IPCC members choose like minded scientist & non scientists to review the documentation. Or how their charter (role) showed that they are not an independent UN body after all.  It reads – ‘The role of the IPCC is to assess on a comprehensive, objective, open and transparent basis the scientific, technical and socio-economic information relevant to understanding the scientific basis of risk of human-induced climate change, its potential impacts and options for adaptation and mitigation’.  The term Human Induced Climate Change is the real kicker for me.  This hardly represents an organisation that is looking into all possible causes.  If it were found that humans are in fact not causing or contributing to Global Warming then this panel would no longer have a reason or a case for existence.  Under their Procedures section it reads – ‘In taking decisions, and approving, adopting and accepting reports, the Panel, its Working Groups and any Task Forces shall use all best endeavours to reach consensus’.  Here now we come full circle.  Since when is consensus scientific fact.  Is it when you don’t have actual facts?  So I have to ask myself, if I have a group whose role it is to look at how Humans are affecting climate changes, and they only have to come to a consensus view.  How reliable are their conclusions and should I be spending trillions of dollars combating something that I may well have little or no affect upon?

    • Macca says:

      12:31pm | 05/08/10

      @TimB, shorter paragraphs please. The internet has a wonderful conglomerate of things to enjoy and my attention span is simply no….......

    • TimB says:

      01:07pm | 05/08/10

      @ Macca

      Me? My paragraphs look fine to me.  Perhaps you were looking at WayneT’s post?

    • Steely Dan says:

      01:17pm | 05/08/10

      @ WayneT

      “Not long ago it was the consensus view that the Earth was the centre of the Universe and that the world was flat.”
      It’s true that science progresses.  Self-correction is its strength.  If new evidence comes to light, the old theory goes out the window.  So nothing is set in stone in science, everything is open for revision.  But that’s no reason to reject gravity.  Or germ theory.  Or global warming/climate change.  The time to reject a theory is when there is evidence that its bunk.

      “I’m just a lay person here along with so many millions of others who can’t understand how we went from AGW to CC”
      It was actually Bush II’s people who pushed for it - to make it sound softer.  It’s not technically incorrect - global warming is a change in climate - but I agree that the first name worked fine.

      “...and watched carbon classified as a pollutant, a pollutant that almost all life on earth couldn’t exist without.”
      Too much of something will kill you, as will too little.  Too much oxygen would make the atmosphere prone to combustion, too little would kill us.  CO2, other GGs and the greenhouse effect itself aren’t inherently ‘evil’ things.  Without it earth would be freezing.  But we’ve upped the greenhouse gas levels too far - hence the need to pull it back to sustainable (not nil) levels.

      “If the science is settled it should be easy to end the argument by having an open debate on the subject and putting all the sceptics in their place.”
      We have! 

      “A UN panel who’s conclusions our politicians hold up as scientific fact, and on which they should base their policy making.”
      They hold that its a 90% certainty that we’re responsible. 

      “Out of curiosity I recently checked out the IPCC website and was shocked to find how their peer review process works (or doesn’t), whereby IPCC members choose like minded scientist & non scientists to review the documentation.”
      The report is actually a compilation of (mainly) peer-reviewed papers, all of which are referenced.  There’s only been one notable error in the report (the Himalayan glacier melt date).  The IPCC has admitted that the date was wrong and corrected it.

      “The term Human Induced Climate Change is the real kicker for me.  This hardly represents an organisation that is looking into all possible causes.”
      That’s right.  They’re looking to see if it’s us, not concluding that it’s us as a starting point.  That includes examining alternative theories.  If it’s us, we can stop it.  If it’s not, we probably can’t.  And it turns out it’s probalby us. 

      “Here now we come full circle.  Since when is consensus scientific fact.’
      Are the IPCC claiming it’s fact?  Or are they claiming that consensus opinion supports the claim that we are 95% likely to be responsible?

      “So I have to ask myself, if I have a group whose role it is to look at how Humans are affecting climate changes”
      That’s not what they’re doing.  Re-read the charter.

    • Against the Man says:

      07:33am | 05/08/10

      There is a big assumption that Gillard understands climate chnage and understands how to create policy. The citizen’s assembly? Enough said, if this isn’t one dumb Labor idea I don’t know what is.

    • Tom says:

      08:24am | 05/08/10

      Agree. Labor’s “jack-boot consensus among the mates” is a scam.

      Teeth???? What about.brains .... and honesty.

    • Gregg says:

      10:32am | 05/08/10

      I’d wager odds on that there’re not to many politicians full stop who understand too much of anything involving technology.
      Tony and the Kevin on his side at least know about deraileur gears and no doubt how to rechain and keep pedalling forward with good power and stamina at minimal cost whilst warming himself and all with minimal impact on global warming.

    • Sherlock says:

      07:44am | 05/08/10

      So this “Climate Change Commission” isn’t really going to be representative of the community. In reality it’s going to be a group of people with an agenda to push imposing their will on the rest of the us. In other words, a perfect example of Labor’s “nanny state” at its best.

      If it was to be truly a community representative panel then at least half the seats would be occupied by people prepared to debate the veracity of the climate change theory yet somehow if I was Ian Plimer or anybody else who dares question the science, I wouldn’t be holding my breath waiting for the government to ask your opinion.

      As prediction after prediction by the alarmists fail to materialise and the shallowness of their science was exposed for the world to see at Copenhagen, more and more people have become sceptical of the climate change myth to the point where belief in man made climate change has fell to less than half the population. So this is Labor’s plan for the minority to rule the majority.

      Actually it’s not because in reality its all spin. Labor realises that any climate change legislation will see it run out of power as utility bills spiral out of control as they have in Europe. Forming a committee is simply a way of looking busy while actually doing nothing at all.

      I said in 2009 that Kevin Rudd was Australia’s number one climate change sceptic. It appears that the Prime Ministership wasn’t all Julia Gillard inherited.

    • Steely Dan says:

      10:07am | 05/08/10

      @ Sherlock

      “So this “Climate Change Commission” isn’t really going to be representative of the community.”
      Should it be?  Sometimes we need scientific advisory bodies to help us with decision-making.  What proportion of Australians actually have a science degree of any type, let alone a relevant one?  That might sound elitist to some, but we don’t give the responsibility of deciding which drugs can come into the country to a ‘representative group’, thats given to people with some basic knowledge of pharmacy.

    • iansand says:

      11:31am | 05/08/10

      I think putting a few sceptics on the panel would be a great idea.  Then they would actually have to listen to the scientists for a while, instead of spouting denialist nonsense they get from ignorant bloggers.  What would happen if Andrew Bolt actually understood what he is spouting?

    • Northern Steve says:

      09:53pm | 05/08/10

      Iansand,
      Fine, put some sceptics on there, as long as they are qualified scientists who can follow the science.  So many of the sceptics that I read about (or whose articles I read), don’t actually understand the science, or misunderstand the science.

    • Matt says:

      07:49am | 05/08/10

      “It has impacted the lifestyles of citizens by successfully pushing for a cap on the growth of the aviation sector.

      The Committee`s recommendations that no new un-abated fossil fuel generation should be built have stymied even the powerful energy lobby.”

      That’s a step forward. Destroy the economy on an unproven theory. Watch Britain go down the drain over the next few years.

    • Sherlock says:

      09:36am | 05/08/10

      Too late it’s already there. Europe is an economic basket case and California, the worlds eighth largest economy is basically bankrupt.

      Does anybody think it’s just pure coincidence that those two places are the only ones with a working carbon trading scheme?

    • Steely Dan says:

      10:14am | 05/08/10

      @ Sherlock

      California was already in a very bad way before the Governator came along.  And Europe is a basket case because of its failing economies like Greece - tying that to carbon trading is a bit of a stretch, don’t you think?

    • Barry says:

      08:24am | 05/08/10

      Fairly arrogant nonsense. The West does not control industrial activity nor energy use, that is now the realm of China, India, Indonesia, Brazil and other developing states who will employ carbon-dense fuels because they have no realistic alternative to power their development.

      Even if the West ceased fossil fuel use altogether it would still make only a trivial difference to atmospheric CO2 levels in 2100 and no measurable difference to global mean temperature. Western carbon constraint can not deliver what would-be energy rationers claim to want.

      To protect society from any adverse climate change we will need abundant, affordable energy and to maximise wealth generation so we can afford to develop and harden infrastructure to resist adverse events regardless of cause.

      The correct course then is to guarantee industry and investors there will be no carbon taxation in any form and encourage the building of [gasp] cheaper-to-run and abundantly resourced coal-fired generators. People will use the energy and we just might need it if the climate warms or cools.

      An indoctrination quango convincing people their day-to-day activities makes the weather gods angry is neither useful nor desirable.

    • Adam Diver says:

      12:35pm | 05/08/10

      To nject a little bit of optimism I thiunk we as a race have the collective knowledge to find a solution to our energy needs that have minimal environmental impacts as well. So a lot more funding into these technologies with some of the wealth you suggest may even have a positive outcome.

      But you are right, I just wanted a little more hope smile

    • Nigel Catchlove says:

      08:38am | 05/08/10

      “deep and lasting consensus” - it’s just a slogan, a throw-away line.  What’s a ‘deep’ consensus is it different to a shallow consensus?  How about using another ill-fitting adjective - a warm consensus, perhaps that would be better giving people a warm and fuzzy feeling that they are doing the right thing.  As for a ‘lasting consensus’, that is a very dangerous proposition.  What you are suggesting there is that no contrary views will be countenanced - no matter how valid.  A part from all that how do you know that a ‘lasting’ consensus is being created now?  It’s a lag indicator that you can only see when you look back, not forward.  A poor article, riven with spin and slogans.  Nice try - fail.

    • DocBud says:

      09:05am | 05/08/10

      The Committee on Climate Change is not building a consensus. In the face of growing scepticism (see link below) it is using its statutory powers (which wouldn’t be required if there was a broad consensus) to ride roughshod over public opinion.

      The one thing the unelected, unaccountable Committee is likely to achieve with almost certainly is a massive energy deficit in the UK. The lights will go out in the name of solving a problem that there is no consensus exists.

      Being associated with this body, at UK taxpayers expense, is nothing to be proud of unless one is fully signed up to the notion that one’s own beliefs should be imposed on others without their consent.

      http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/25/science/earth/25climate.html

    • Steely Dan says:

      10:26am | 05/08/10

      @ DocBud

      Public opinion isn’t science.  You can’t vote the earth flat.

    • DocBud says:

      03:33pm | 05/08/10

      Steely Dan,

      I agree, I never said it was.

      The public opinion reference was in response to Alex Kazaglis’s claim that the Committee on Climate Change “has begun to create the deep and lasting consensus that Julia Gillard so strongly desires”, thus implying that the overwhelming majority of the UK public are marching happily into their low carbon future when the evidence suggests otherwise.

      When the majority are not convinced you have three options: abandon your ideas, try and persuade people or impose your views and remedies on people. Given that scientists don’t agree on the science and economists don’t agree on the cost benefit analyses of the various options, why is it governments and misanthropes always choose to listen to those who afford the greatest justification for controlling the behaviour of others?

    • Steely Dan says:

      09:40am | 06/08/10

      @ DocBud

      “Given that scientists don’t agree on the science and economists don’t agree on the cost benefit analyses of the various options”
      I can show you scientists that think evolution is made up by Satan to trick us.  We’re not going to get every scientist to agree on everything. 

      What we do have is a very comfortable majority of respected scientists in the field saying that AGW is real.  Like yourself and everybody else, I’m not an expert in most fields.  This is why we listen to the opinions of people who we accept know more than we do.  My doctor may not be right 100% of the time, but I take his opinion on health issues very seriously.  The opinions of all my family, friends and co-workers regarding my immune system are not as highly valued as my one GP.

      Though I do agree with you that how we reduce our emissions in an economically efficiently way is nowhere near as settled.  But the only economists who don’t agree that the cost of inaction will be too high are those who reject the science itself.

    • MarK says:

      09:14am | 05/08/10

      People keep forgetting one fundamental thong.

      Global warming theory is based around computer models. The computer can only model based on its programming and the data it is fed.

      I for one am not prepared to spend a cent based on a computer model 10 years - 100 years - 1000 years whatever hence. It is nuts, They cannot predict next week with accuracy.

      When you hear of what is going to happen with climate always put this at the front of your mind. They are telling us what a computer told them based on programming you have not seen using a data set you have not seen with “adjustments” to the data you are not told.

      That is the “science”.

      It is a joke. Only the real die hards are hanging onto it.

      Also note, and note well, that we alone would have had a ETS except for Kevin Andrews and Tony Abbott.

      Not one of our major trading partners has one. The US has abandoned cap and trade, their ETS. India and China forget it, they will never do it.

      The most strident proponents of any ETS tyoe scheme are either groups that will get a hand out, think any developing country/island nation or ones that wish collect the money to redistribute, think the UN.

      Self serving con artists. Do not be fooled.

      Abbott had the guts to stand up to this. For that he deserves respect.

    • Northern Steve says:

      10:08pm | 05/08/10

      MarK,
      If you had any understanding of mathematical modelling and weather systems, you would understand that modelling the climate in 100yrs time is much easier than modelling the weather next week.  If you do’t understand the difference between weather and climate, you need to go and get educated before you aprticipate in the debate,
      The science is not a joke. It is real.  The adjustments you talk about are made to data to take into account facts like missing data, data collection from stations that aren’t in ideal places and so on.

      And to correct some other errors there, China has mandated for 15% of energy to be created from renewable resources.  China is also the world leading manufacturer of solar cells and wind turbines.  India creates 25% of its energy from hydroelectric schemes, and is about to introduce a European-style ETS.

    • Perplexed says:

      09:30am | 05/08/10

      No matter what any politician in Australia says or does and no matter what legislation is enacted it won’t change the climate .. the climate cannot be changed by legislation so why call it “climate change legislation”. Australia could close down completely and the climate wouldn’t change.

    • JulesG says:

      09:38am | 05/08/10

      Unilateral reductions in carbon emissions will only damage our international trading position and thence the domestic economy. Australia having an ETS is pointless unless the rest of the western World is on board with a concerted and coordinated attack on carbon output. Pollution is global and does not recognise borders and as such requires a global solution. Anything less is utterly futile.

    • MickyD says:

      10:29am | 05/08/10

      Gillard has no idea how to manage the environment let alone the country and our big issues. Dump Gillard and lets put this country back on track.

    • Steely Dan says:

      10:34am | 05/08/10

      We’re going to have a global agreement on climate change reductions eventually.  I can’t guarantee it will be a perfect one, but it will happen, and we’ll need to act fast.

      And when it does, the countries that are as fossil-fuel reliant as we currently are will suffer the most.  Those countries that started shifting to renewables early will be best off. 

      Are we really willing to destroy our economy because we want to win a game of diplomatic ‘chicken’ with China?

    • Sherlock says:

      11:34am | 05/08/10

      Are you seriously suggesting that we shift our energy production to renewables?

      Can you name any that actually work? Ones that supply a reliable stream of power when needed. Ones in actual use not some test plant?

      Renewable energy sources have been around for decades and as yet nobody has been able to get them to provide a economically viable and reliable power source.

      The day an unreliable energy supply results in Australians being unable to make their morning coffee and toast is the day governments fall

    • Steely Dan says:

      12:35pm | 05/08/10

      @ Sherlock

      “Are you seriously suggesting that we shift our energy production to renewables?”
      Limitless clean energy for the cost of construction and maintenance?  Even the Monckton fans wouldn’t say no!

      “Can you name any that actually work? Ones that supply a reliable stream of power when needed.”
      Let’s start with solar.  There’s quite a lot of big solar plants Europe, particularly in Spain and Germany.  There’s a lot more currently in production than operational now.  The US are building a 600MW facility (somewhere in the south, from memory).  And before you say ‘what happens at night’ - remember that battery technology has moved on a lot in the past few decades.  Solar plants can feed energy into the grid 24 hrs a day.  I advocate phasing the non-renewables out until they’re not even needed as a back-up.

      “Renewable energy sources have been around for decades and as yet nobody has been able to get them to provide a economically viable and reliable power source.”
      That’s because there’s never been any money in it (short-term) versus established industries like coal.  That and very little money going into the R&D to make the renewables like solar as efficient as they’ve become.

    • Adam Diver says:

      12:42pm | 05/08/10

      Wake up Sherlock. You want the earth to be flooded like in the time of Noah.

      Everyone knows that renewables work its the energy companies buying them off so they don’t have mainstream appeal. For example my friend had a couple of large solar panels on a small house in the bush. He could turn his lights on most nights and watch almost a full episode of the simpsons on the solar panels alone. The he would turn the generator on for almost everything else. It was only a slight step up from living in a tent but obviously properly scaled and solar will answer our power needs.  I know spains heavily subsidised industry is doing particularly well.

    • Sherlock says:

      01:45pm | 05/08/10

      That fact that you would hold up Spain as an example of a successful implementation of renewable energy only shows that you have absolutely no idea what your talking about.

      In 2008, Spain’s solar PV market was reportedly more than 15 billion Euros.In the same year, Spain produced 2.367 billion kilowatt-hours of solar electricity, less than 1% of its electricity. The new La Florida solar plant takes Spain’s solar output to 432MW as at July 2010.

      Bayswater power station in the Hunter Valley generates 2,720 megawatts on its own. So Spain has spent tens of billions of dollars for a solar network that produces less than one sixth the output of a cola fired station.

      Now you’re suggest we do the same. Just how insane are you.

      Then look at what the massive government subsidies have done to the Spanish economy. Once the subsidies were withdrawn the industry collapsed.

      Like most greenies you’re living in some fantasy world.

    • Sherlock says:

      02:53pm | 05/08/10

      a cola fired station????

      They must be the ones that use coking coal

    • Steely Dan says:

      03:13pm | 05/08/10

      @ Sherlock

      “That fact that you would hold up Spain as an example of a successful implementation of renewable energy only shows that you have absolutely no idea what your talking about.”
      Sherlock, you asked me to give you examples of power stations that work.  And I did.  I made no claim that Spain was implementing it well (they’re clearly not), nor did I claim that Germany was implementing it well (they seem to be doing well).

      “In 2008, Spain’s solar PV market was reportedly more than 15 billion Euros.”
      That’s the value of the PV industry (in the boom of 2008) - not the cost of production.  And that’s just the PV market - there’s more to solar than photovoltaic.  Solar thermal is cheaper per mwh.  Also remember that the cost of solar plants is in the construction - against coal they pay for themselves over the long term (sometimes just under a decade).

      “Then look at what the massive government subsidies have done to the Spanish economy. Once the subsidies were withdrawn the industry collapsed.”
      Spanish subsidies were high to start with, and the market over-inflated before the financial crisis forced Spain to cut the subsidies back early.  That’s called bad economic management, not bad technology.  Bad management can cause any market to crash, Sherlock.

    • Adam Diver says:

      03:36pm | 05/08/10

      If you are talking to me sherlock I was unsuccessfully being sarcastic. Spain is a perfect example of why solar does not work. But somehow these real life examples just ruin the green’s fantasys of a pollution free utopia. We will just ignore all the facts and keep hoping.

    • Gregg says:

      04:30pm | 05/08/10

      Before you start dumping on Sherlock Adam why do you not research some info and get a basic understanding of base load electrical systems for there’s a whole heap more requirements than jusy watching the Simpsons.
      Wiki will have some good data for you and Steely Dan, are you sure that 600 MW plant isn’t a 64 mw one in the Mojave Desert and though there are both tower systems and parabolic collectors that use molten salts as a heat storage medium, they do not yet have the kind of massive power generation capacity to run industry and services 24/7.
      Nost of the solar plants are just gigantic PV installations with no storage capacity and so only good for very limited supply.

      Furthermore, the plants constructed have only been operating for relatively few years and so longer term maintenance issues are unknown but I imagine salts being corrosive, having molten salts heat exchangers is not going to be a Sunday picnic.
      It’s a very simple answer and that is with current technology, base load can come from coal/gas fired or Nuclear PSs and a little from Hydro schemes if you have the water to release but then that’s another story.

      Next generation Nuclear PSs still in earlier stages of development could be the reaction type [ forget proper name ] rather than just fuel rods etc. but for now France and most of Europe are reliant on Nuclear power.
      Solar, wind and tidal etc. will always have limitations in availability, capacity and transmission.
      If you cannot rely on them 24/7 they become more nuisance value for your baseload coal stations here cannot just produce more at a flick of the switch and ramping turbine/generator power up and down is just a good way to increase their maintenance needs and general problems with all associated plant.

      The idea of storing CO2 underground is a real furphy and have a read of http://www.pbs.org/wnet/savageplanet/01volcano/01/indexmid.html to see what leaking gases can do.

      So here we have goverbments crowing about not building anymore dirty coal fired power stations and so welcome back to the age of blackouts from power shortages for it’s been nearly 20 years since the last new base load power station was brought on line and older ones are getting well past the close down age.
      Hazelwood PS in Victoria has had no end of refurbishments and is about 50 years old.

      You might want to say, there you go, we haven’t needed any new ones and that is true but the other things that have been happening are the east coast grid connections which means power generation capacity optimisation, quite a few gas fired generators [ more expensive ] and with an increasing population and high energy requirements from desalination plants the end of capacity line is rapidly being reached.

      So what is your choice for new power supplies?
      Meanwhile, keep that candle stock up to date.

    • Northern Steve says:

      10:13pm | 05/08/10

      Might be worth throwing into this little conversation than the world’s biggest solar cell and wind tubine maker is now…wait for it… China!
      Obviously they think there is something in this that is worthwhile.  The are also legislating for 15% energy from renewables within 10 years
      India is introducing an ETS.
      If we don’t get cracking, we’ll lose what’s left of our once world-leading solar cell industry and instead be bying from China, and covering ourselves in the meantime by buying pollution permits to India!

    • Steely Dan says:

      10:01am | 06/08/10

      @ Gregg

      “Steely Dan, are you sure that 600 MW plant isn’t a 64 mw one in the Mojave Desert”
      The one I was talking about is Rancho Cielo in New Mexico, it hasn’t been completed. 

      @ Northern Steve
      “If we don’t get cracking, we’ll lose what’s left of our once world-leading solar cell industry and instead be bying from China”
      Excellent point, and its one people seem to forget about.  We used to be a true world leader in solar (and other renewables), but we’re slipping.  Australia could be one of the hardest hit if the world backs away from coal (and no clean coal option comes along).  We can’t afford to come to the renewable party late in the game.

    • Gregg says:

      01:50pm | 06/08/10

      Yes Steely Dan and it will be a PV array and the motto for PV is
      ” When the Sun is up, so are we ”
      That kind of set up may be fine for nearby communities re general housing day time supply and even small businesses of 9-5 operation but there’ll always be the problem of managing demand loads.
      For instance, how well off will you be if your 500 MW and greater turbo/generator units are going to be needed to take over after the sun goes down if they have been sitting idle!
      If you have little idea in what it takes to fire up a huge generating unit, I’d suggest you get yourself a trip to a PS that has tours available and take note first of the size of a coal fired boiler, say about 20 stories or so high and the massive ammount of machinery involved in first dredging the coal, the conveying, the multiple stage crushing and finally the firing process.
      Coal dust does some interesting things to switch gear that is turned off as do conveying systems to themselves and so plant reliability aside the start/stop approach to massive turbines, the heating and cooling cycles etc. will just lead to shorter life spans if not catastrophic fatique induced failures.
      So all of a sudden you do not have your base power generating capacity available.
      Politicians will have no idea of those operating factors and most people without an engineering background likewise.
      Are the current bunch of pollies going to be answerable for future power shortages!
      With the extent of interstate grid connections and privatisation it is doubtful anyone will be able to be found to be accountable.

      The only solar pwer stations with storage are the ones that are using the molten salt principle and not only is long term performance unknown but their capacity is limited in the case of tower units, just how many solar reflectors can be arrayed close enough to the tower to be effecrive, the largest that only operated for about three years being 10MW and a 17MW one under construction in Spain and so you’re playing tiddly winks.

      As for China having a lead on manufacturing, nothing new on that for an Australian manufacturer went there a good few years ago and another just recently has taken a domestic power cell development/manufacture to germany I believe.
      Reasons for both being:
      Market proximity, mass production costs, no doubt cheaper labour costs for China and probably no work choices restrictions for both.

      An interesting concept often overlooked by our green faternity is that for every carbon associated restriction we place on ourselves here in Australia, there’ll be an accumulative impact of eventually cost driving manufacturing offshore and if you think the carbon/unit of production in China, India or wherever is going to be lower than here, think again.

      Our distance from market places and shipping costs involved has always been a hurdle our manufacturing industries have had to overcome and with work choices trestrictions and carbon taxing we’re not only shooting our feet off a bit more but just having production somewhere else with an even greater carbon output.

      Sure, the whole planet is going to have to develop lifestyles around whatever powering options may be available, be it your 4wd with six draught horses or a bicycle for transport and Nuclear will need to be part of considerations but if you believe solar/wind are our salvation around the corner, sorry you’re off with the fairies.

    • Steely Dan says:

      02:36pm | 06/08/10

      @ Gregg

      Well, I’ve got to hand it to you.  You put that straw man to shame!
      You seem to think that I’m suggesting that the one plant will produce all the power for some massive area 24 hours a day.  I’m not.  What plants like this will achieve is reducing the workload, emissions and resource usage of the non-renewable base stations.

      “So all of a sudden you do not have your base power generating capacity available.”
      I’m not advocating knocking down existing stations to build solar farms on the same site.  I advocate phasing them out when we have a proven equivalent - or better - energy source.

      “there’ll be an accumulative impact of eventually cost driving manufacturing offshore and if you think the carbon/unit of production in China, India or wherever is going to be lower than here, think again.”
      I’m aware of our history with manufacturing.  What I was talking about was developing the technology in the first place.  Steve Jobs’ fruit company might be making a lot of developing-world manufacturers happy, but it’s still pouring a lot of money back into the US.

      “Nuclear will need to be part of considerations but if you believe solar/wind are our salvation around the corner, sorry you’re off with the fairies.”
      For the last time, nuclear IS part of my considerations.  My issue with it is that the industry needs to be able to deliver plants faster than what they currently are.  I support giving them a lot more $ for R&D than they’re currently getting so they can speed up the process (and continue to limit waste).  I’ve used solar as just one example, don’t pretend that means I’ve placed all my eggs in one basket.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      10:39am | 05/08/10

      If we want to do something about global warming- and that’s a big if- there are a number of conditions that we need to fulfil. The first is zero or low immigration, since by necessity each immigrant increases the carbon footprint of Australia, the development of nuclear power in the short term, full renewables in the long term, a straight carbon tax on domestic industries and carbon tariffs on imports. No multi-lateral agreement required. Would it change the behaviour of our trading partners? You bet. It would be a race to a low carbon economy to get around the carbon tariffs. Either that or industries would move to nations with the lowest carbon economy.

    • Steely Dan says:

      11:20am | 05/08/10

      @ Shane

      “The first is zero or low immigration, since by necessity each immigrant increases the carbon footprint of Australia”
      No, not necessarily.  Less people (immigrant or not) might help though.

      ” the development of nuclear power in the short term, full renewables in the long term”
      Reverse that.  We can’t get nuclear in the short term, thats the problem.  We may find by then that ‘full’ renewables (is there a ‘part’ renewable energy source?) will do the job for us anyway.

      The rest I’m with you.

    • TimB says:

      12:07pm | 05/08/10

      “We can’t get nuclear in the short term, thats the problem.  We may find by then that ‘full’ renewables (is there a ‘part’ renewable energy source?) will do the job for us anyway.”

      We can’t get nuclear in the short term, but we can get full renewables by then? What? Exactly how long do you think it takes to build a nuclear reactor anyway? I bet you anything it’s a far shorter time than it would take to build infrastructure to switch us to 100% renewable enrgy (assuming that could be done of course)

      Theres no point in discussing this issue any further with you Dan. The second you dismiss nuclear power as a viable option, your position becomes untenable, just like the Greens.

      You can’t argue for significant emission reductions without putting nuclear power on the table. It’s as simple as that.

    • Adam Diver says:

      12:50pm | 05/08/10

      TimB you miss the real good quote in Dan’s hopeful ignorance

      “We MAY find by then”

      WTF? We may, but what if we don’t? We will be 20 years down the track and no changes would of been made. Renewables (wind and solar)have been around for 30 years and the technology has barely progressed. I would prefer that we may find an efficient way of dealing with nuclear waste. I hear another element, less toxic and no chance of explosion (thorium i think) is being tested with positive results. It can even be retrofitted to be used in existing nuclear facilities.

    • Steely Dan says:

      01:26pm | 05/08/10

      @ TimB

      “Exactly how long do you think it takes to build a nuclear reactor anyway?”
      I don’t know, not being involved in the construction or nuclear industries.  I’m going on the estimates of the nuclear lobby.  Nuclear power is considerably more complex (obviously) than solar or wind.

      “Theres no point in discussing this issue any further with you Dan. The second you dismiss nuclear power as a viable option”
      There’s no point you putting words in my mouth, either.  If we can get it sooner than expected I’m right behind it.  We’ve obviously got a huge amount of uranium that we can use.  But we have a timeline, and we can’t just ask for an extension.

    • Steely Dan says:

      03:36pm | 05/08/10

      @ Adam Diver

      “We MAY find by then” WTF? We may, but what if we don’t? “
      I’m not just ‘hoping’, Adam, we know that renewables could cover the vast majority of our electricity needs, provided our population stays predictable.  If we can’t go 100% renewable, then we still have our coal power stations to back us up.  We need to cut our GHGs, but not entirely.

      “We will be 20 years down the track and no changes would of been made.”
      Apart from converting to cheap power!

      “Renewables (wind and solar)have been around for 30 years and the technology has barely progressed.”
      Not even close to true.  Solar cell efficiency has more than doubled since 1985.

    • Gregg says:

      11:27am | 05/08/10

      Alex,
      I think you caught the wrong train on this one for you should have researched Spooks and Aftermath, a very secret document about military deployment for the security of global fossil fuel stocks.

      An activist group had taken control of the Thames river flood barrier just prior to the Storm they had to have was sweeping across the UK to peak with a king tide and these guys were not just going to let London flood but by actually raising the barriers and then dropping them at the crucial moment, it would be a Tsunami effect.
      They were doing this, supposedly to have Aftermath made public but a few other plot lines all interwoven.

      Harry the Chief Spook of course would have none of it and a female deputy PM involved too would you believe as well with Adam and Ros the hero/heroine agents of the day prevailing.

      But really Alex, as true as peak oil may well be and the gulf lengths that indicate just what will be done to find/develop new fields, the type of committee you describe does sound like part of an ultimate authority, a bit scary hey what!, star chamber justice and all.
      I suppose Kevin being led away might just be a wet run with the tears of our own conviction heritage rendition of making politicians toe the line, and about time too - maybe a new populist jingle
      You too can be an elected Polly
      Lapping it up, well fed and jolly
      But we’ve got big bro on look out for crimes
      For we’re going to get better times

      But back to the climes
      If we want to cut CO2 emissions you’ll need far more than chastising politicians and some dramatic changes that will impact tremendously on how we live and I seriously doubt that anything short off massive restrictions on use of all unnecessary transport, holidays/liesure craft and transport fuels along with nuclear power stations will provide the reductions the climate lobby is after.

      We have always had climate changes and yep, people will die because of lack of heating fuels, higher temperatures, floods, famine and whatever else just as we always have and just as there has been a massive change through industrialisation of the past century and a bit, there will be some even greatly more massive changes in the next century and a bit, more driven by population demands on forever decreasing resources.

      Did we really need a plethora of school halls and whatever else, do we need the NBN and do we need another $20M feasibility study on a fast train when we could be employing so many people on what are more the staples of life and that’s maintaining water and food supplies.
      We have people concerned about water flows in the Murray and the mouth lakes being salty when before they had barrages installed, they were open to the sea and were always salty.

      Would we not be far better off to be employing people on something far more constructive like a Snowy Montains Hydro scale scheme to harness all the northern tropical waters that could with additional storages create a reliable east coast water grid that would enhance better flows in the Murray basin rivers and allow for irrigated farming.

      Write yourself up a decent article Alex and lets at least get that $20M feasibility study money reallocated.

    • WayneT says:

      11:54am | 05/08/10

      Even the IPCC models only predict a 1 degree C average temperature increase if CO2 emissions were doubled. Neither the IPCC nor any peer reviewed scientific paper has proven the positive feedback required to achieve the catastrophic climate change that most alarmists worry about. However significant components of the IPCC AR4 report have been discredited. China, Russia and India are among countries which dispute the selective inclusion and ‘adjustment’ of the temperature records which supposedly prove significant warming in their countries. Similar problems have been found with temperature records from the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand to name a few. This is not a spurious claim; it is a matter of public record. Apart from the occasional crackpot, and there are some on both sides of the debate, there are no so called deniers or skeptics who question the fact that the earth has warmed since the mini ice age, or that man made CO2 emissions have a slight warming effect. What they dispute are the unsubstantiated claims that the bulk of the warming has been caused by CO2 emissions and not natural temperature variability. They dispute that warming in the last century is unprecedented. They dispute that continued CO2 emissions will cause catastrophic climate change and they dispute that even a halving of CO2 emissions will have a significant impact on climate change. None of those propositions have been scientifically proven and the models the IPCC use to make the catastrophic projections vary in output so as to make the results totally unreliable. There is significant peer reviewed research which debunks the IPCC view on climate change – if you care to read it. Recently the Royal Society had to admit that there are legitimate scientific views which do not accept the catastrophic climate position of the IPCC. Check the most recently published peer reviewed research from the East Antarctic ice cores as an example. See Quaternary Science Reviews 29 (2010) 146–159 ‘The deuterium excess records of EPICA Dome C and Dronning Maud Land ice cores (East Antarctica)’. It shows:
      1. The Medieval Warming period had temperatures that approached 1°C higher than current temperatures, in spite of lower CO2 levels.
      2. The Minoan Warming period had temperatures that possibly exceeded current temperatures by 1°C, despite lower CO2 levels.
      3. The previous interglacial period, approximately 130,000 years ago, had temperatures in excess of 4°C versus current temperatures, despite lower CO2 levels.
      This would indicate the IPCC’s stated causal relationship between CO2 and global temperatures, and particularly the strong positive feedback mechanisms in relation to rising CO2 levels suggested in the IPCC AR4 are not present. Further it refutes that current temperatures are unprecedented in recent geological times. This is just one example of the catastrophic climate predictions being unfounded based on real science. Australia’s own sophisticated sea level measuring instruments throughout the Pacific do not support the IPCC claims and predictions of sea level rises. But even on the economic side, the proposed ‘fix’ to reduce carbon emissions by allowing emission trading has not been shown to work in practice. Europe has decades of carbon trading under their belt without having achieved real carbon emission reductions. Carbon trading, where those who can afford it continue polluting is madness. It will keep the billions of poor around the world in poverty while increasing the coffers of traders, manipulators and the already rich. If the cost of fossil fuels sky-rocket, what do you think will happen to our forests? We will have to post guards to stop the poor from stealing wood fuel to heat their homes. From an environmental point of view what we need our governments to do is take immediate, positive action, rather than trying to grand stand on the world stage. Protect all old growth forests, encourage tree plantations, provide farmers with financial assistance to return marginal farming land to natural bush, establish more marine reserves, provide better public transport and regulate to get as many cars off the roads in large urban areas, amend all building codes to maximise energy efficiency. There is so much which can be done immediately and with immediate benefit without damaging our economy or making life even harder for the poor.

    • Ray says:

      01:42pm | 05/08/10

      The author is as misinformed as the politicians.
      He has been conned into believing the warmist hypothesis that human-caused socalled greenhouse gas emissions are the main driver of climate change.
      He should be aware that it is an unproved hypothesis. The warmists have failed to produce that proof , after searching for over 20 years. Climate change is a natural process.
      Consequently, there is no scientific justification, nor economic justification, for reducing carbon dioxide emissions.

    • DocBud says:

      10:18pm | 05/08/10

      Alex Kazaglis doesn’t need to be aware that “it is an unproved hypothesis”, for him it’s just a nice little earner at the taxpayer’s teat. For some, things like honour, decency and pride can be set aside when the opportunity arises to mooch off the hard work and enterprise of others.

    • thatmosis says:

      02:27pm | 05/08/10

      Climate Change, climate change, help the sky is falling. No scientific evidence has been put forward to say that humans are responsible for Climate Change that hasnt been shot down, full of mistakes,biased to the enth degree, fabricated to pander to their political masters or just plain wrong. This so called peoples forum will be a love fest for the converted that will achieve exactly what Labor wants and nothing more. Its so full of holes that it makes a collander look water tight and we are supposed to belive Gillrudd when she says it will be independant, it is to laugh,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,ha.

    • the magpie says:

      02:56pm | 05/08/10

      If people are genuinely interested in what the science of climate change is , how data is measured and the current state of the climate, you should go here: http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/bams-state-of-the-climate/2009.php

      The report by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) is released each year and is contributed to by more than 300 scientists from around the world.

      The authors of the report drew on 37 different variables ranging from air temperature to seawater carbon dioxide levels to subsurface ocean currents. Ten of these received in-depth commentary and analysis.

      The report documents a number of weather-related records, the number of which seem to be growing every year. Highlights include the hottest decade on record. The third-lowest Arctic sea ice extent since 1979. The warmest and second-warmest years on record for India and Australia, respectively. Carbon dioxide concentrations that are increasing at a rate well above average.

      There are links to the data used so anybody can go an do the analysis themselves. Educate youselves before discrediting the slew of data and indicators that show the climate is warming.

    • bretto says:

      03:03pm | 05/08/10

      Climate change is real.

      Regards,
      Climate Scientist

      P.S. Please send new round of research funding ASAP.

    • Steely Dan says:

      10:47am | 06/08/10

      You tell’em, Bretto!

      Its just like NASA.  Why do they need all that money if we all know that the ‘moon landing’ was shot in a Hollywood bunker owned by the Freemasons?

    • neil says:

      04:14pm | 05/08/10

      Gillard has already stated “We will have a tax on carbon” Penny Wong announced that she and the chief scientist Penny Sackett (an alarmist) will hand pick a panel of five climate experts to “advise” the assembly. They will be paid $320K each for two years part time work. Wong was asked what will you do if the citizen’s assembly doesn’t agree with your views on CC? “We will send them back and work harder to convince them.” So they will be stuck in a room and nagged by alarmists until they do what they are told.

    • Joe says:

      10:22pm | 05/08/10

      You see politicians have focus groups and pollsters who show them that the public have moved on. The debate is over. Its just time for those on the green left to realise this.

    • Steely Dan says:

      12:53pm | 06/08/10

      Somebody should tell the scientists.  The war’s over, and science lost.

    • jacksoncfrank says:

      07:27am | 06/08/10

      Some of the uninteligible climate sceptic drivel on this piece, the sort that populates any serious attempt to move a debate forward in this area, is shocking in its naivity.  To take the time to actually immerse youreslf in the theoretical and empiral evidence of climate change is to seriously enter the argument.

      The need to act is not in doubt and the longer action is delayed the more it will cost to put it right.  We should not confuse the political, societal and scientific aspect of the debate and understand for as long as there is not harmony across all three action will be impeded.  It seems the science and the politics are converging (albeit slowly) and Kazaglis’ progressive ideas are too much, for those insistent on enforcing their moral standpoint on dealing with climate change, to hear.

    • . M.JELLIOTT says:

      10:14am | 08/10/10

      The first question which should be asked by any new body investigating such things as a price on Carbon, is “Is there a problem in the first place”.

      What if the immediate past, like the last 5000 years, all recorded, show that climate change is indeed all very natural, and has been going on without any help from human beings

      Instead Julia sets up a body which has already made up its mind, and any “Experts” must think her way only. What about real data, not computers, from the likes of satilites, weather balloons and bouys. And as for the weather stations, get them out of the urbinised locations, which generate their own heat, and put them back into the countryside.

    • www.thepunch.com.au says:

      01:49pm | 06/04/11

      Gillard needs a body with real teeth to tackle climate change.. Bully smile

 

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