By the looks of Facebook, Aussie rangas are taking great pride in one of their own grabbing the top job. So imagine how I’m feeling. As an unmarried, childless heathen it looks like someone who reflects my personal values has finally become Prime Minister.

I know she wouldn’t put it as bluntly as I’m about to, but I feel positive Julia privately holds my beliefs on some of the big issues: religion, marriage, and children.
On the first two I think what she actually once said was that they weren’t “important” to her, and on the question of kids that she thought it wasn’t fair for her to be a parent when she was so committed to her career.
Clearly what Ms Gillard meant was that God is an imaginary friend who grown-ups don’t need because they have real ones; that the Church and the State should butt out of people’s private relationships; and that having children is bloody selfish if you intend to pursue a self-interested life.
From this perspective she represents the best opportunity we’ve had in about fifteen years to do away with the ‘family values’ bullshit that has undergirded the rhetoric and the policies of both parties - parties led by people who have proudly identified themselves as religious in a political culture that has been narrowly shaped by neo-liberal and neo-conservative ideology which has lent potency to Christian dogma. But more on that later.
As someone whose life doesn’t conform to the ideal of the ‘working family’ that both sides of politics have been tripping over themselves to promote and then appeal to, I can only hope Julia embraces Bill Heffernan’s old jibe about being “deliberately barren” and wears it as a badge of honour on behalf of all of us chicks who choose to be childless.
I really hope she has the guts to set a genuinely inclusive socio-political agenda which respects the diversity of people’s personal principles and the way they choose to cash them out in terms of how they live their lives. Maybe, just maybe, public debate could finally move beyond its singular obsession with the needs of those who consciously or otherwise reinforce traditional standards through their life choices. Maybe one day we could inhabit a world where no-one cares about placating those who bang on about the work/life balance in the name of the kiddies by showering them with ever greater rewards for playing happy families.
But most importantly, let’s hope our new PM has the courage to spring out of the atheist closet that I’m pretty sure she’s hiding in. This would be the strongest statement she could make against politics’ undemocratic preoccupation with only one type of social unit: the nuclear family.
To many Australians, one’s private beliefs are just that - private. And fair enough. But what lies at the heart of the ‘family values’ political agenda both sides of politics are currently wedded to in one form or another is the guarantee of religious ones, and so this makes it very much our business what belief systems our pollies subscribe to.
I have to admit, Kevin had me at “hello” with his heartfelt speech enumerating his good works. That was until he thanked “the great God, and creator of us all”. What the…? For a moment I thought I was watching the Grammys. He just proved that if he’d hung around it would have been a contest between two men whose core beliefs - as committed Christians - are necessarily shaped by the Church which has a huge investment in promoting traditional family values to the exclusion of alternative ones.
Come on Julia, it’s time to lead this country into a more enlightened future where a diversity of values are respected over a narrow set of prescribed ones that are anathema to self-determination and all those other things good old-fashioned democracies like ours are supposed to be about.
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