Adelaide is no longer the city of churches or the arts capital of Australia. It’s not even Yass with poofs, as famously dubbed by Doug Mulray shortly before he was mercifully removed from national television by Kerry Packer.

According to the people who run the Sydney Fish Markets, Adelaide is now the mullet capital of Australia, a bogan backwater which is ripe for ridicule by the pony-tailed pseuds who run Sydney’s advertising industry.

The Fish Market’s new marketing slogan - “More Mullets Than Adelaide” - says more about Sydney smugness than Adelaide’s earthiness.

If anything it may suggest a degree of suppressed envy. As an expat Adelaidean, now resident in Sydney for more than 10 years, there’s an endearingly grounded quality about my less-affluent hometown which is rarely evident in the terminally pretentious Harbour City.

And if Adelaide is a bogan town, it’s a high-end bogan town.

Culturally, Adelaide occupies the apex of mullet-headed popular culture - and I say that not as a put down, but with genuine pride.

According to that unquestionable online resource Wikipedia, the excellent musical genre known as “Australian pub rock” was invented in Adelaide almost 40 years ago. Not only did great bands such as The Angels and Cold Chisel form there, it was also the home of the late and great Bon Scott, who was working as a truck driver in Adelaide in the early 1970s when he met Malcolm and Angus Young, on tour with a nascent AC/DC. The rest is history, at least up until that incident which is recorded on Bon’s death certificate as pulmonary aspiration of vomit.

Between these three bands Adelaide can fairly lay claim to having written the soundtrack for the nation. In addition, the only genuinely hard and competent hip-hop group in Australia, The Hilltop Hoods, come from Adelaide’s gritty northern suburbs.

I am aware that a number of performers have also come from Sydney - Something for Kate, The Clouds and Sarah Blasko all spring to mind.

In the field of sport Adelaide can also lay claim to having produced the toughest football fans in Australia. You can forget Canterbury or Collingwood - supporters of Port Power are in a league of their own, with even their coach, Mark Williams, celebrating the club’s inaugural 2004 premiership win by picking a fight with their official sponsor, Allan Scott of Scott Transport.

Few on the eastern states would be aware that in the Adelaide’s local Aussie Rules competition, the SANFL, even the Port supporters are terrified of the followers of another club, Central Districts, whose mulletted fans have a cheer squad which is the closest thing in Australia to a murderous gang of English soccer hooligans. These guys make Canterbury’s Bulldog Army look like the Salvation Army.

Sydney can be as smug as it likes, complacently resting on its laurels in the knowledge that, through divine providence, it ended up with a pretty good harbour - the home of the Fish Markets which now deign to tease our fine city.

But we will happily flick our hair back down over our shoulders and raise a can of West End Export to a city which, while sometimes as exciting as Yass, has not spent the past weekend holding its own Mardi Gras.

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    • Chris Bass says:

      12:20pm | 12/12/11

      “Upper middle-class white boys imitating the middle-income Sydney Lebanese boys who mimic the middle-class black American entertainers who pretend to have risen from the streets.”...What a joke. 

      Firstly, the Hoods have never imitated anyone (let alone someone from Sydney? regardless of racial origin which seems to be extremely important to you Frankie V.).  The Hoods have always done their own thing, which is why so many artists are imitating them now. 

      Upper-middle class is a stretch,  Suffa is my younger brother and at the time I was born my parents were living in a caravan in Menindie, so I guess now you’ll call us trailer-trash (in doing so granting us the same background as your beloved Iggy).

      Also, if you wish to call A Tribe Called Quest, Master Ace, Pharoah Monche, Black Sheep etc., (or any other of the Hood’s early influences) pretenders, make sure you do it face to face and let us all know so we can watch as you get verbally humiliated and laid out.

      One final point I love Iggy, but at times he has not been too far removed from Pat Boone; both of them crooners wearing too much make-up.

    • S.L says:

      12:10pm | 02/03/10

      Some people just don’t get it. I had to go to a 50th birthday party with a 70s theme (why do parties always have a theme these days?)last year so I went to the hairdressers the day before to style my hair into a mullet. The young trendy girl barely out of her apprenticeship asked me what I would like so I said “mullet”. As she looked at me like I had 3 heads I said “ok number 2 at the sides and just clean up the back. Before I knew what she was doing the first number 2 cut was travelling up the back of my head. When I protested she said “well that’s what you asked for!” Changed of tact I went as a sharpy instead.

    • formersnag says:

      06:44pm | 01/03/10

      Youse blokes have got nuthin on the bogans from Logan, just south of Brisbane. We don’t drink beer in stubbies, we suck down “tallies” or “long necks”, when we’re not doing shots of bundy with a beer chaser. Of course, there are those territorians, with their “Darwin stubbies” or those Europeans with their Heineken kegs.

    • Frankie V. says:

      04:13pm | 01/03/10

      “”“.  .  . the only genuinely hard and competent hip-hop group in Australia, The Hilltop Hoods, come from Adelaide’s gritty northern suburbs.”“”

      Upper middle-class white boys imitating the middle-income Sydney Lebanese boys who mimic the middle-class black American entertainers who pretend to have risen from the streets.

      The Hoods make Pat Boone look like Iggy Pop.

    • Jonathan says:

      01:08pm | 01/03/10

      I’m another one who’s not really sure what this is all about.  You’re extrapolating the mood of an entire city from a (probably supposed to be) humorous tongue-in-cheek comment at a fish market (ffs).  Clutching at straws, trolling, baiting etc etc.
      As a blow-in myself (although not from Adelaide), I realised pretty quickly that Sydney-siders don’t give a rat’s arse about what’s happening in other capital cities.  All of these articles about state rivalry and Sydney blowing it’s own trumpet are just a beat up.  But then I expect no less from the Australian media.

    • Mike says:

      11:56am | 01/03/10

      Something For Kate is from Melbourne.

    • Paul says:

      03:52pm | 01/03/10

      still doesn’t stop them from sucking

    • WKBent says:

      10:13am | 01/03/10

      I’m quite happy for the other states to bag Adelaide. By all means, please don’t come here.

    • Liz says:

      08:17am | 01/03/10

      Come on home then Pembo to the small town feel with soul.Ambition, salary and rising up the ladder are nothing compared with lifestyle and having serious fun.Adelaide has it all and Coopers as well. But don’t spread the word too much we don’t want them all over here.

    • Mrs James says:

      08:06am | 01/03/10

      This is ramblings of a chief stirrer, Australia is one country. Each city has something wonderful about it.

    • steve parker says:

      06:09am | 01/03/10

      You have been too long in Sydney - I knew you had lost touch with your bogan Marion self David! Australian hip-hop outfit the Hilltop Hoods formed in Adelaide in 1993. MCs Suffa and Pressure met as classmates at Blackwood High School [not far from where you went to school] - not Adelaide’s gritty northern suburbs.

      I’m from the city of light, with a sky of vanilla,
      Known as the city of churches home of the serial killer,
      And in the winter, the city sleeps dead in the freeze,
      Where I’m from you might see Pressure MC,
      Walking the traps trying to escape the map,
      Ninety three was my shit I’m trying to take it back

    • T.Chong says:

      06:02am | 01/03/10

      Adelaide seemed like a nice quaint place last i saw it , but travellars mostly take away selective memories.
      Have to disagree about that foul tasting West End , almost as bad as Fosters or Four X.  Coopers Ale used to be the way for visitors to show their appreciation of SA

    • Adam MacLeod says:

      05:00pm | 01/03/10

      Good call, T.  West End draught is drinkable.  Export is not.  But Coopers is the only way to fly when it comes to SA beer.  As for Adelaide, these days it’s pretty sprawling.  The CBD is not as big as the other capital cities, but there’s a lot of great stuff to see/do within 60-90 minute drive of the center. (McLaren Vale, Barossa, Clare Valley, Deep Creek, Flinders Ranges, Coorong, great suburban beaches)  I don’t see too many mullets around either.  I’m more bothered by those guys with blonde tips and lots of “product” in their hair…...(they’re the Crows players/supporters, Penbo, and they’re the worst!!)

    • Tim says:

      04:10am | 01/03/10

      I’m not really sure what you are saying. Is Adelaide crappy because the ad is right or is Adelaide even crappier because the ad doesn’t go far enough?

      Of course both ideas are as stupid as each other. The only thing more ridiculous than nationalism is regionalism and with that in mind now let the floodgates open with all the anti-Sydney, anti-Adelaide comments which you are fishing for (and unfortunately which will probably follow).

    • Russell says:

      07:25am | 01/03/10

      Yes, you can see the gears cranking on this piece, Penbo is trying way too hard… But I wouldn’t have thought that anyone associated with Sydney’s Fish Markets was in any position to criticise ANYONE or any other city. There are far classier places in Rangoon, Vladivostok, Bulgaria and even (sorry) Adelaide.

    • Alex Judychair says:

      06:10am | 01/03/10

      Have you been to Munno Parra? Apparently, that place is Mullet Heaven! Get over yourselves Sydneysiders (and I say this as one)! Adelaide has a good quality of life to offer. A slower pace of living, nice wine, good food. And apparently, loads of Mullets, if you care to venture out of the CBD.

    • Al says:

      12:36am | 01/03/10

      Love bogans David. Makes the chk chk boom girl look like a trendy version.

 

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