Canadians are a placid bunch. Usually. Where ice hockey is concerned, primal passions arise. All kinds of primal passions, as the pic below shows.

Stuff the ice hockey, let's play tonsil hockey. Pic: Rich Lam, Getty Images

What happened yesterday in Vancouver was shocking. The local NHL team, the Canucks, lost the final match of the Stanley Cup and riots soon engulfed the city. Vancouver’s top cop blamed “anarchists and criminals”, but it appears regular hockey fans were involved too, given there were over 100 arrests.

Vancouver has never won the Stanley Cup, the ice hockey equivalent of baseball’s World Series. So locals were entitled to feel frustrated after leading the seven match finals series 3-2, then blowing the last two games.

But were they entitled to riot? Of course not. If you ask us, these two had the right idea. While their city burned, they fiddled. With each other.  Do you approve? And can you come up with a better caption for this wonderful photo than Ant’s effort? Pucker up, Punchers!

 

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    • Michael says:

      10:34am | 17/06/11

      “All we need is love”

    • kirsty says:

      10:37am | 17/06/11

      This reminds me of all of the ‘I don’t want to die a virgin’ signs you see in movies featuring an apocalypse/judgement day etc. 
      Also is there talk of it being a set up??

    • Mathias says:

      10:37am | 17/06/11

      Good photo! That dude looks like he’ll get one past the keeper!

    • kirsty says:

      10:39am | 17/06/11

      Is there a joke in here about a box shot?  I’m not good with hockey terms but this photo also nearly shows her box so ya know, I’m sure there’s something there to work with.

    • TChong says:

      10:44am | 17/06/11

      agree with your first post 10:37.
      The whole thing does look staged.
      But saying that, maybe they are the type of couple who get off on violence and uniforms.
      All types to make a world.

    • Andrew says:

      11:56am | 17/06/11

      He’s going five-hole. There’s your hockey terminology. That’s a coloquial term for the space between a goaltender’s legs and a common goal call by television types.

    • back of the net says:

      10:41am | 17/06/11

      Puck me! Puck me darling…puck me!

    • PG says:

      10:43am | 17/06/11

      Riot box!

    • Jay Santos says:

      10:45am | 17/06/11

      Cripes, did you really have to have the garlic prawns for lunch?

    • Elphaba says:

      10:46am | 17/06/11

      I don’t approve of the rioting, I reckon those numpties should grow up.  It’s a sport.

      However, I do approve of these two.  And the photographer who caught the shot - brilliant.

    • Jay Santos says:

      10:48am | 17/06/11

      Puck it!

      I knew I should’ve worn jeans today.

    • Don of Adel says:

      10:49am | 17/06/11

      At least if they were going to get hurt, it was doing something they enjoy !!

    • Phoenix says:

      10:49am | 17/06/11

      “He shoots, he scores!”

    • Mahhrat says:

      11:47am | 17/06/11

      I’ve always wondered about that.  Unless it’s the Lonely Island lads, in terms of the above, shouldn’t those two be the other way around???

    • Angus Chien says:

      10:50am | 17/06/11

      I think it’s set up.

    • Dave says:

      10:50am | 17/06/11

      “You dont want to die a virgin…. do you?”

    • Tubesteak says:

      10:50am | 17/06/11

      Looking at that chick’s ass and legs I know exactly what I’d be thinking!

      Hot damn!!!!!!!!!!!1

    • aw says:

      10:51am | 17/06/11

      NHL fan here. You have to understand that Vancouver would have rioted, even had they won. This is not new in the NHL. Not for Canadian teams. A Canadian team hasn’t won the Cup in almost 20 years. They are a frustrated country! I think last year’s rioters were Montreal, if I remember correctly. Or perhaps the year before that. I’m trying to think of the equivalent in Australia. AFL Grand Final maybe? But bigger. And better. Because it’s hockey. wink

      In regards to the photo, I bet her mum is proud. Wonder if this kiss will be the Sailor-Nurse Kiss of the 21st century.

      @Kirsty - hockey has the penalty box. Maybe work with that angle…

    • John says:

      10:51am | 17/06/11

      You should probably put some ice on that swelling…

    • Melrusk says:

      10:52am | 17/06/11

      “Beautiful”
      See This is why I love Canadians.
      Even in the face of anarchy (& the odd masked & suited up Riot Cop) the individual has the power to “Share the Love”
      Lennon would be proud wink

    • canadian moose baby says:

      11:14am | 17/06/11

      I think they were trying to get on the internet and they succeeded.

      Melrusk : how do you know ther were Canadians whom you love ?

    • Melrusk says:

      12:54pm | 17/06/11

      Agreed a bit of a stunt, but a good alternative to what was going on around them don’t you think.  wink

      Québécois just got it all goin on for me.

      Ooo there is some kind of absurd humour in the delivery, especially when they are taking the piss out of their own country folk.

    • Nathman says:

      10:54am | 17/06/11

      Hell of a place to pick up, in a riot! That’s one for the scrapbook, that is.

      (Don’t think the pic would be as popular though if you couldn’t see the girl’s bum cheeks.)

    • Wiz says:

      10:59am | 17/06/11

      Girl: “Hi, I’m from Boston!”
      Boy: “Well if you can’t beat ‘em, puck ‘em.”

    • Septimus says:

      11:04am | 17/06/11

      How does that prove it’s a fake?

    • fairsfair says:

      11:22am | 17/06/11

      @Septimus - because in the link there is a manhole visible. In the above photo, its a woman’s…. wink

    • Margaret Gray says:

      11:44am | 17/06/11

      “Fake”

      From that angle it looks like he (and the group) is/are assaulting her.

      Is this something we should be making light of?

    • Septimus says:

      11:53am | 17/06/11

      fairsfair,

      First off…lol ( you know what I mean).

      Secondly, it depends on the angle, the Policeman could easily be blocking it, it’s from a different angle that might not pick it up?

      @ Margaret

      You only perceive it to be an attack.  She looks willing in the photo above.  Harldy think she’s being attacked with all those Police around.

    • Carz says:

      11:56am | 17/06/11

      @ Margaret Gray, you’re right. From the top it does look like an assault.

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      12:35pm | 17/06/11

      @Margaret
      @Carz

      Assault? It’s not Egypt. They are clearly assisting her.

    • fairsfair says:

      12:54pm | 17/06/11

      I don’t think its fake.

      Tugs - That was just a joke champ.  Given the line marking of the road ads up I don’t think the couple have just been photoshopped in.

      But who knows. The things kids with computers can get up to these days…

    • @TKYC says:

      10:59am | 17/06/11

      “He shoots… he scores!!!”

    • Carz says:

      11:01am | 17/06/11

      “It isn’t really the type of protection I meant but what the hell.”

    • Septimus says:

      11:02am | 17/06/11

      Where is the dilemma?

    • Wah Wahhh says:

      11:03am | 17/06/11

      FIVE HOLE!

    • Macca says:

      11:28am | 17/06/11

      Well done to both of you

    • Andrew says:

      11:58am | 17/06/11

      Dammit, you beat me!

      The Canucks are just upset they got walloped on home ice, that Luongo forgot to turn up, and that they’re meant to score not be scored on during their own Power Play.

    • CJ Morgan says:

      01:14pm | 17/06/11

      What rhymes with ‘puck’ and ‘Canuck’?

      Also, are there not Mounties in abundance?

    • Mr A Dad says:

      11:06am | 17/06/11

      They are starting the next craze, insted of planking, this one is Sex Rioting.

      Find yourself a good riot a nice dirty cold piece of road and make out with a chick in short shorts!

      The short shorts are really important

    • Alan says:

      12:24pm | 17/06/11

      Better wstill - no shorts. 

      Depending on the camera angle, the result may not be suitable for a mainstream news web page. As risks go, thats still better than falling to your death as a “Planker”.

    • Darren says:

      11:07am | 17/06/11

      why not?

    • Tchom says:

      11:07am | 17/06/11

      If you think this is raunchy, you should have see what these two did when the WTC came down

    • ibast says:

      11:07am | 17/06/11

      Proof vampires do exist

    • DH says:

      11:08am | 17/06/11

      “Riot sex: the new planking?”

    • Hiko says:

      11:08am | 17/06/11

      “Boston Fans Celebrate Win in Vancouver”

    • DH says:

      11:14am | 17/06/11

      Ha, nice work.

    • Madeline says:

      11:10am | 17/06/11

      “all’s not fair in love and war”

    • Jay-ded says:

      11:11am | 17/06/11

      Where’s your baton babe?

    • Jay-ded says:

      11:11am | 17/06/11

      Where’s your baton babe?

    • Jay-ded says:

      11:18am | 17/06/11

      Does anyone else see the guy wearing one white and one black shoe?

    • Mathias says:

      11:36am | 17/06/11

      White soles, black upper?

    • very tacky says:

      11:21am | 17/06/11

      “I hope you don’t wait for the third period before you shower like the team does!”

    • Jean Paul Ricciuto says:

      11:26am | 17/06/11

      He shoots, he scores! Another score in Vancouver!

    • Macca says:

      11:27am | 17/06/11

      “Canadian Hockey Fans; frustrated, but obviously less so than hormonal adolescents”

    • Economist says:

      11:30am | 17/06/11

      High sticking it to her

      Now that’s a deke.

      Poke check this!

      No wrist shot for me tonight, I’ve got the slap’per shot

      What I shot from the crease line

    • graham says:

      11:39am | 17/06/11

      Funny? It’s a bloody riot!

    • Gavin says:

      12:26pm | 17/06/11

      And look in around the centre of the picture. The irony is lost on you?

    • fairsfair says:

      11:50am | 17/06/11

      I’ve come up with something relating to the Mightyducks but dare not type it as my mum would be upset with me.

    • Tchom says:

      12:58pm | 17/06/11

      Something to do with the ‘flying V’

    • Knemon says:

      11:54am | 17/06/11

      What? - of course I love you babe!

    • Shenanigans says:

      11:55am | 17/06/11

      that chick is so bangin’ can’t say im not jealous of that guy….
      damn canadians get all the fun.

      that guy’s landing a good score tonight wink

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      11:55am | 17/06/11

      Girls get turned on by danger. The more violent and life threatening the better. Guys want sex all the time and can rarely find women capable of satisfying 50% of their requirements. Move along, nothing to see here.

    • Ben C says:

      12:02pm | 17/06/11

      In the background, rioters are being chased away by police shouting out:

      “Move along, nothing to see here!”

    • Kathy says:

      12:04pm | 17/06/11

      Ice, ice, baby…(if they weren’t careful)

    • Jim says:

      12:06pm | 17/06/11

      “Did you trip over a tree?”

      “Umm, nope”

      “How about a root?”

    • Jim says:

      12:13pm | 17/06/11

      Or how about…“I bags top bunk!”

    • Pete says:

      12:18pm | 17/06/11

      Canucks fan scores on the streets when team fails to do so on the ice.

    • Angus says:

      12:28pm | 17/06/11

      “Don’t worry baby, you can’t get pregnant if it’s your first riot”

      Or

      “What’s a Stanley Cup?”

    • jez says:

      12:30pm | 17/06/11

      One way to avoid being arrested. Riot, loot and pillage, then just make out and the cops will leave you alone.

    • Alan says:

      12:33pm | 17/06/11

      Make Love, not War

    • Dom says:

      12:45pm | 17/06/11

      Looks to me he’s headed for the sin bin!

    • Aitch B says:

      12:47pm | 17/06/11

      Her…... “No!! No!! I said ‘Canuck’!!! smile

    • TChong says:

      12:54pm | 17/06/11

      Calling forensically minded Punchers
      The couples shadow(s)- dont seem to extend far on the road, specially curios since they seem to be partially in direct light.
      Also lenght of building shadow- across the road,,but the couples shadow appears much shortened, shouldnt the shadow extend behind the cop?
      FotoShopped

    • Jason Todd says:

      11:18pm | 24/06/11

      Uh. I suggest you go and stand on any major road and look at the shadow pattern. I don’t see anything that would indicate it was shopped. Much less problems with shadows and light sources.

 

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