Friday’s dilemma: Finders keepers or losers weepers
You’re driving along the motorway playing “eye spy with my little eye”. That’s when you see it. Three massive suitcases full to the brim with cold, hard cash. Yep, the real McCoy. Nobody else is around and your tank is full of petrol.
This is exactly what happened on a on a slip road near Bad Kissingen in Bavaria this week and the driver handed all of the money back. Wow.
Here’s what The Punch team would do. What about you?
Lucy: I’d take two of the three suitcases because as Meatloaf said, that ain’t bad. And who says you can’t please everyone? The cops get some, along with a new case to investigate and you get a longer holiday.
Ant: I’d take the lot. No honest citizen carries cash in suitcases let alone leaves it by the road. You’re not a bad Samaritan if you spend someone elses’s ill-gotten gains. And you can quote me on that.
Tory: I’d sit on it until I could work out where the money came from, and who would be out of pocket. Then I’d decide. If it was ill-gotten gains I’d keep some then give a bunch to charity to assuage my guilt.
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