Anonymous writes: Dear Punch. Please help me properly direct my anger.

Illustration: Stuart Krygsman

I’m set to fly to Sydney in a few weeks for a long-awaited, much-anticipated blokes’ weekend but our plans are under threat from this Qantas strike action. Normally I’d have no issue railing against the fat cats at the top.

In this case, though, I’m not sure. Apparently some of the pilots earn ridiculously good money, much more than if they were with another company.

Anyway, why is it us that have to suffer? The papers say punters will have to pay more for tickets, may not get full refunds for flights that are cancelled AND have to listen to the flight crew bang on about their action. Arrrrgh!

I’m angry. Especially when you hear the pollies jumped on VIP jets to get where they wanted to go, no worries.

So I want to know: Where do I direct my impotent rage??

Thank you in advance.

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    • ShamWow says:

      12:05pm | 14/10/11

      Be angry at the machine and it’s addiction to consumption.

    • Scotty says:

      12:52pm | 14/10/11

      Looks like the Red Kangaroo is becoming road kill by the unions. It has become and endangered species for some time. NO ONE outside Australia gives a dam what the unions are doing. They are killing the industry in Australia. They can all go on the dole or go, and gets jobs in the mining industry. When the last Red Roo is culled the space will be filled by overseas carriers. Go guy go KIL it OFF.

    • Eskimo says:

      01:57pm | 14/10/11

      Isn’t it a white kangaroo?

    • Gregg says:

      03:43pm | 14/10/11

      @Eskimo
      You’d look a bit pale if not after a road kill too.
      It is however a big red and you do not want to run into one not that the Unions could when they are up in the clouds, Unions there too at times!

    • acotrel says:

      08:21pm | 14/10/11

      Go ahead and blame the unions!  The truth is that we addressed the free market by removing tariffs knowing full well that Australian wages are much higher than elsewhere, and so are the prices we pay !  We have importers getting superlative mark-ups on imported goods, so someone has to pay.  Why not the workers ? QANTAS engineers still have to live and pay Australian prices for the items they consume.  It’s pretty hypocritical to love the free market, charge Australian prices for stuff which is bought overseas at rock bottom prices, then complain when workers want to maintain their wages.  Go and ask Bob Hawke, amd Paul Keating for the answers !

    • acotrel says:

      08:23pm | 14/10/11

      @Scotty
      ‘Looks like the Red Kangaroo is becoming road kill by the unions.’

      Shut up and eat your caviar !

    • acotrel says:

      09:03pm | 14/10/11

      This struggle for higher wages has come about because brain surgeons are paid so much.  If we cut their wages, it would have a cascading effect, much like the ’ trickle down effect of wealth’ !

    • MD says:

      12:07pm | 14/10/11

      Julia Gillard, obviously.

    • Tony says:

      12:16pm | 14/10/11

      Yep, definitely blame Gillard.

    • dovif says:

      12:26pm | 14/10/11

      Rudd did deregulate the airline and allow low cost competitors like Singapore and Ethied to compete with Qantas on a lot of routes. When they were not operating out of Australia. So maybe, the job lost was Rudd and Gillard’s fault

    • Blind Freddy says:

      01:07pm | 14/10/11

      I blame Bob Brown.

    • acotrel says:

      08:40pm | 14/10/11

      @Dovif
      QANTAS is becoming uncompetitive because of the free market, not union wage claims.  Do you really believe that Australian union members are living on the fat of the land?  When Bob Hawke was PM, we had an airline pilots’ strike.  What was that about ? You can’t expect Australian workers to be happy about part of their wages being indirectly converted into profit for importers of the goods which were formerly manufactured in Australia.  None of us are bloody stupid, or blind.  We can all access the web, and plenty of us travel.  We know how much is being paid for goods from Asia.  That’s why idiots like Gerry Harvey are starting to feel the pinch, when people beat him at his own game, by buying over the web.
      Think on this - suppose we arbiitrarily cut all wages by 50%, how much downwards pressure would that place on retail prices and rents ? Would the housing market collapse?  Would the farmers enjoy what Coles, and Woolies would do to them through their buying groups? 

      I suggest the answer doesn’t lie in cutting workers’  wages. It is somewhere else !

    • Jommy says:

      02:22am | 15/10/11

      Um, Dovif…

      You think Singapore and Etihad are low cost carriers??? Do you even know what that means?

    • AdamC says:

      12:13pm | 14/10/11

      As I noted in the open thread, this is a clear case of industrial vandalism. How do rolling strikes, which seem to motivated by little more than bloody-mindedness, actually help address the root causes of the workers’ concerns? Qantas has to compete in a market, that means its staff have to be realistic and flexible. Quite frankly, the message from the relevant unions seems to be that we as consumers owe their members a living. I disagree.

    • Bruce says:

      12:28pm | 14/10/11

      If the industrial action goes on much longer and the share price keeps dropping, an overseas airline my make an offer to buy Qantas cheaply. Then all jobs will be lost.

    • Shane says:

      12:50pm | 14/10/11

      @AdamC - you’ve immediately lost points for your Andrew Bolt-style hysterics. Industrial vandalism? Calm down.

      I am not fully across all of the negotiations to date (although I’m guessing ignorance of the facts don’t stop most posters) but quite simply, pilots and ground crew keep the planes I fly on from crashing. Alan Joyce’s “managment” doesn’t . Figure it out Joyce.

    • AdamC says:

      01:16pm | 14/10/11

      ” ... pilots and ground crew keep the planes I fly on from crashing.”

      Well, when they are actually on the job they do, Shane. And this isn’t (or, rather, shouldn’t be) about Alan Joyce.  The unions’ “us and them” attitude is toxic and antiquated. That, and their actions are damaging everyone, including innocent third parties like the Australian tourism industry.

      I don’t think pointing this out is hysterical. And I stand by the ‘industrial vandalism’ description. That is what it is. I am not given to tepid understatements and euphemisms.

    • Will says:

      01:31pm | 14/10/11

      Alan Joyce has made it about himself by awarding himself a 71% (yes, SEVENTY-ONE PER CENT!) pay rise, bumping his annual salary up to over $5 million. All this while refusing to consider a 12% pay rise over 3 years for the people who keep the company running.
      Leaving aside the obvious unbridled greed for a second, how thick can a board/CEO be to award themselves such an outrageous pay increase when the company is clearly in trouble?

    • Trevor says:

      01:34pm | 14/10/11

      @AdamC

      “Qantas has to compete in a market, that means its staff have to be realistic and flexible.”

      That’s the thing. These people have mortagages and no doubt a myriad of other ongoing costs that aren’t flexible. I think that you will agree, current consumerism dictates that we get into debt according to how much we earn, whether it’s 20k or 100k? So it would follow that flexibility on behalf of the workers is not an option.

      Why not flexibility from banks when people loose a job? I don’t ever hear about them being ‘realistic and flexible’ with their mortagage customers? Nup, miss a payment or two and you are out on your arse! Maybe if creditors were a bit more ‘flexible’ then workers would have that luxury too.

    • Trevor says:

      01:34pm | 14/10/11

      @AdamC

      “Qantas has to compete in a market, that means its staff have to be realistic and flexible.”

      That’s the thing. These people have mortagages and no doubt a myriad of other ongoing costs that aren’t flexible. I think that you will agree, current consumerism dictates that we get into debt according to how much we earn, whether it’s 20k or 100k? So it would follow that flexibility on behalf of the workers is not an option.

      Why not flexibility from banks when people loose a job? I don’t ever hear about them being ‘realistic and flexible’ with their mortagage customers? Nup, miss a payment or two and you are out on your arse! Maybe if creditors were a bit more ‘flexible’ then workers would have that luxury too.

    • Shane says:

      01:39pm | 14/10/11

      @Adam C - And this isn’t (or, rather, shouldn’t be) about Alan Joyce.

      Huh? Exactly who do you think is responsible, then? As CEO he is should be ensuring the smooth running of the business to deliver higher dividends to shareholders. As one of those shareholders, I expect him to do his job - and he isn’t. 

      “I am not given to tepid understatements and euphemisms.” Yes, of course you’re not. Because sensible discussion of differing opinions without resorting to hyperbole and hysterical language is quite unfashionable these days, isn’t?

    • Trevor says:

      01:46pm | 14/10/11

      @Bruce

      “...an overseas airline my make an offer to buy Qantas cheaply. Then all jobs will be lost.”

      How so Bruce? Robots at check-in gates/desks remotely controlled from an Indian call centre? Did Steve Jobs perfect the iBaggage Handler before he died? Did the CIA sell Australia a passenger version of the predator drone?

      Not that I want to see QANTAS sold, however it’s hardly something new.

    • AdamC says:

      02:09pm | 14/10/11

      Will, as I understand it there is some dispute about the accuracy of this 71% pay rise claim. In any event, your CEO getting a pay rise is not a valid reason to inconvenience travellers and trash your employer’s brand. I don’t know how much SIA’s boss gets paid, but I doubt he has to put up with this sort of rubbish.

      Trevor, I have no idea what you are on about. The striking Qantas staff are doing more to ensure they wind up missing a mortgage payment than Qantas is. Like I said, if Qantas can’t compete, it will have to cut routes and employ fewer staff. How does that help anyone?

      Shane, I don’t think Alan Joyce would have intended for this situation to arise. For whatever reason, there are a number of high-profile industrial campaigns on foot at the moment. (Some have claimed unions are testing the limits of the new, pro-union industrial relations system.) Of course, Joyce could have simply caved into union demands, but that woud have had its own negative impacts. Shareholders like you pay CEOs like Joyce to make these kinds of judgement calls. I guess that’s why you pay them the big bucks.

      And, as I said, describing industrial vandalism as industrial vandalism is neither hysterical nor a form of hyperbole. I am reminded of a Simpsons quote in which Mr Burns described a nuclear meltdown as an “unrequested fission surplus”. A man (or character) after your own heart, I see.

    • Economist says:

      02:21pm | 14/10/11

      @AdamC totally disagree and Fran is just hysterical. The fact is that you you can’t just go on strike. Fair Work Australia have to endorse and to do this it requires the union to demonstrate they’ve attempted to negotiate in good faith with Qantas management, I believe they’ve been doing this for at least a year,  the union has to hold a secret ballot with members to support the action and they must comply with FWA requirements. Disruptions have been minimised due to the workers being quite reasonable and the fact that they’ve informed management of their plans so that management can subsequently alert customers early of delays and reschedule.

      No the problem is squarely with Qantas management. There business has gone to to dogs because of the routes they’ve selected, their partnerships, particularly with BA and the Qantas sales act. They’re trying to get sympathy with death threat crap and exaggerating the delays. Joyce is a joke, an overpaid one at that.

      God help them if Virgin, a far superior airline, capture more of the business travelers market.

      9% over three years is lower than current inflation estimates. 10% over two years is a little over the top without productivity improvement, 11-12% over three years may be reasonable.
      The fact is though Qantas management are more interested in off-shoring and bringing in contract bag handlers regardless of the union demands.

    • Bomb78 says:

      03:00pm | 14/10/11

      @ Trevor - I was thinking the same thing about the baggage handlers, but it came to my mind whilst watching an interview of a TWU official. He was banging on about jobs heading offshore, but how do you send the jobs of baggage handlers off shore? Maybe its time for the unions to start eating some of the crap they serve up before they take giant chunks out of a great Australian employer.

    • commonsense says:

      03:05pm | 14/10/11

      This hurting ordinary people big time. To look forward to a holiday, reunion whatever for ages then suddenly it is off because of a strike is a horrible thing to do to the paying public.  Union officials will become the outcasts of society, they are not helping their members, they are killing off their jobs. The members are not helping themselves by acting like a herd of silly sheep either.

    • Shane says:

      03:14pm | 14/10/11

      @AdamC “I am reminded of a Simpsons quote in which Mr Burns described a nuclear meltdown as an “unrequested fission surplus”. A man (or character) after your own heart, I see.”

      I think you’ve missed the point. In your example, Mr Burns is trying a bit of good old fashioned “spin” and doing the complete opposite of hyperbole by trying to minimise a disaster. Hyperbole is overdramatising a scenario - not minimising it. Oh and Mr Burns is the type of fella that would appreciate your “it’s all the union’s fault” opinions.

      You also state “I don’t think Alan Joyce would have intended for this situation to arise”. At the risk of being flippant - well, der. Of course he wouldn’t. I would have expected a better negotiating performance from him, rather than his nonsense about “greedy” workers, directly after giving himself a very tidy pay rise.

      His performance as a leader has been poor which is my biggest issue about it all. As I said, I don’t know which side is more at fault but as a CEO, Joyce is lacking.

    • AdamC says:

      03:39pm | 14/10/11

      Economist, I am no staunch defender of Qantas management, however, I note they have fared better than many of their old ‘flag carrier’ peers. And I wasn’t claiming that the union work stoppages were illegal or improper, just that they are terribly misguided and seem to be driven by animosity towards the management, rather than getting the best outcome.

      That, and they are slowly killing the goose that lays the golden eggs. Let’s be up front: Qantas engineers and pilots have it pretty damn sweet. They would get a rude shock if they had to leave their (relatively) sheltered workshop and get a job at a newer-model airline. No doubt that is why they are so paranoid about Qantas ‘offshoring’ and ‘Jetstar-ing’ routes. Their response, though - strikes, antagonism, slagging off the brand - has been totally counterproductive.

    • Bruce says:

      06:09pm | 14/10/11

      Trevor: You are correct, hardley something new. However, what could happen, to clarify “then all jobs will be lost” statement. A large existing airline company could buy out Qantas, given usual government and legal issues. Firstly all duplicated Senior Executive, Management jobs, supervisory jobs would most probably be the first to go. Some senior jobs maybe recreated with possibly ‘other job titles’ depending on resultant workload requirements. In regards to ground staff, baggage handlers, check out people etc, again any duplication and excess capacity workload issues will dictate the total number of staff required. Not to mention new technology which actually does reduce the number of staff required to check passports and check in luggage. Many airports around the world actually use electronics to check passports and process the time consuming aspects of checking in luggage, Helsinki and Copenhagen come to mind. This usually means less staff required. It woud also be a very strong chance that all job positions will be declared vacant and all existing staff will have to reapply for their job other jobs available, either at lesser pay or increased workload and responsiblity to maintain existing pay rates etc. The combination of these factors in determining the new job size usually means a large saving in costs for the new company and less jobs and a change in the nature of the culture of the organisation.  This usually creates quite a churn of staff. I can explain further, but I think this is enough to get the drift.

    • Ben says:

      01:12pm | 16/10/11

      AdamC, you’re absolutely right. Qantas pilots, ground crews and engineers are paid well in excess of industry standards and have been for many years. Higher cost bases are the principle strategic weakness that Qantas has in not just international air travel markets, but domestic ones as well. This sort of thuggery from the relevant trade unions is the definition of industrial vandalism and the travelling public should be fully aware that it is the unions who deserve the fallout from this. As if that wasn’t made obvious enough by a Labor government chastising the unions for the approach that they have taken.

      As an aside, protestations and finger pointing at Alan Joyce’s remuneration package is all a bit silly given that the bulk of his package is contingent upon meeting fairly strict performance measures agreed upon by shareholders at Qantas’ AGM. Qantas workers need to start being more realistic if they want to keep their jobs.

    • Richard says:

      12:14pm | 14/10/11

      Militant union action has been increasing and increasing over the last 4 years to the point now where it is rampant. The incompetent Labor government have let their union cronies go feral, and there is hardly a day where news of a new strike and economically damaging industrial action is reported on sky news

      Meanwhile, Australian workers have amongst the highest wages and best conditions in the world, how greedy can you get? Now they want to get massive pay rises and precisely the same time as productivity is slumping, a guaranteed recipe for out of control inflation. Does the greed and irresponsibility of these unionists know no bounds?

      Of course, the answer is, they’re just doing as much as what they think they can get away with, which just goes to show again how counter to the National Interest it is to have an incompetent bunch of corrupt ex-union officials in charge of the country, ie.  the Labor party.

    • adam says:

      12:22pm | 14/10/11

      Richard, if you think the current union actions are rampant, you must be quite young.
      The seventies and to an extent the eighties were much more turbulent times.

      That said, I suspect there is, like most issues, blame on both sides, and we do not have the historical distance to correctly apportion the blame

    • old fart says:

      12:46pm | 14/10/11

      to right they are positively timid and well behaved now

    • Trevor says:

      01:41pm | 14/10/11

      @Richard

      “Australian workers have amongst the highest wages and best conditions in the world, how greedy can you get?”

      It’s all relative and bullshit.

      We might have high wages, but we also have possibly the highest costs of living. The most expensive housing, that’s for sure. So it’s all relative.

      Best conditions in the world? Australians work the highest amount of unpiad overtime in the world. We have a massively casualised workforce. Many places in the world only work a 35 hour week, but not us. Don’t drink the Kool-Aid mate, Australia is no nirvana (except for fat-cat CEOs). Although I’ll qualify that by saying we could do a lot worse!

    • maley says:

      02:13pm | 14/10/11

      @Trevor - I doubt that Australia has the world’s highest cost of living, or anything close.  Ever been to Tokyo or London or Zurich?

      The fact is, the airline business is a cutthroat one, with very narrow profit margins.  Qantas has to compete with airlines that have lower overheads and better routes.  It can’t do that while also wearing extremely high wage bills.  So, if there isn’t some flexibility somewhere, Qantas will have to stop competing on some routes. And there go the jobs.

    • acotrel says:

      08:52pm | 14/10/11

      @maley
      ‘The fact is, the airline business is a cutthroat one, with very narrow profit margins.  Qantas has to compete with airlines that have lower overheads and better routes.’

      You are expecting the workers at QANTAS to pay the price of Australia being part of the free market.  They are not the main beneficiaries of the change in trading arrangements - it is the top end of town !
      Tax the mining companies and the wealthy more,  and subsidise QANTAS !  The system should be ‘user pays’ !

    • L.Mountbatten says:

      10:08pm | 14/10/11

      @Maley, actually mate, I have just come from London, Tokyo and Stockholm (Sweden, not Switzerland admittedly) and I can tell you the cost of living is higher in Australia. Fact: you can eat dinner in Monaco (was there as well) over-looking the harbour cheaper then eating out in the Perth suburbs…and when that is the case there is something seriously wrong. Australia is outrageously expensive, and has been for some time.

    • marley says:

      06:58am | 15/10/11

      @acotrel - well, Australia became uncompetitive in manufacturing, and workers in that industry have paid the price.  If it becomes uncompetitive in the airline industry, I expect workers will pay the price again, not with lower wages but with unemployment.  Lets get real here - the unions and management have to work together if Qantas is going to continue to operate in anything like its current form.  If both sides stay as inflexible as they now are, Qantas is going to die a slow death.  It’s already happening, and has been for years.

    • marley says:

      10:23am | 15/10/11

      @L. Mountbatten - there’s more to cost of living than eating out.  Every recent survey I’ve seen puts Sydney around 24 or 25th on cost of living surveys, with the cities I’ve named well ahead of them.

    • Obviously says:

      12:16pm | 14/10/11

      Its the carbon tax. And I dont exactly know how, but the malaysian refugees also did it.
      MD is also correct - J.Gill did say there will be no qantas strikes in a government I lead, but it is grossly underreported.
      One of the pilots also owes craig thompson money for a night out he put on his credit card.

      But help is at hand, t.Abbs is reasonably sure his blood can fly a plane. By oath.

    • Pastor Sauce says:

      12:34pm | 14/10/11

      Now this I like, it has drama, romance and pathos and even some naughty bits.  oooooooooooo you are awful.

    • Steve Perry says:

      01:01pm | 14/10/11

      Gold!!!

      Thanks for the laugh :-D

    • JP says:

      10:24pm | 16/10/11

      Obviously:

      The answer is simple, we can blame everything on forty-two.

      After all, it is the answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe and everything, which naturally includes “who should I blame for things?”

      To be less jocular - blame either yourself (for being willing to fly, and thus creating the situation where you can’t trust the carrier), or the scarcity of resources principle (which means there can’t be an unlimited supply of everything).

      Then again, blaming yourself for everything is so Middle Ages.

    • Virgin says:

      12:16pm | 14/10/11

      Perhaps you could explain both sides of the equation so we might make an informed choice.
      Sort out who is asking for what - the truth please no spin.
      In light of this not happening, my inclination is to go with the workers.

    • Andy D says:

      12:38pm | 14/10/11

      Virgin, please stay that way, the world doesn’t require you to procreate.

      You are too lazy to bother finding out the facts yourself, yet you are happy to demand that others get the info for you and spoon feed it to you.

      It’s no surprise that without any info to go on a person like you will default to supporting the unions.

    • JP says:

      10:26pm | 16/10/11

      Virgin - no spin?

      No such thing, my friend. Even a robot spins things towards logical consistency (as well as hard drives!); a human or humans with emotional elements will only spin more than that. Everyone has vested interests and ideologies, however slight, and that will colour their explanations.

    • JC says:

      12:16pm | 14/10/11

      Everyone complains that the country is in debt yet everyone complains that they are not making enough money..

    • djb says:

      12:17pm | 14/10/11

      It’s not just about the pilots and what they earn. It’s a conglomeration of bigger issues and the industrial action is company wide. Can’t help you with your rage, though. You obviously feel as impotent as Qantas employees.

    • Erick says:

      12:22pm | 14/10/11

      Why not hate both?

    • The righteous one says:

      12:48pm | 14/10/11

      yeah be well rounded like Erick

    • dovif says:

      02:05pm | 14/10/11

      It was the female flight attendant’s fault

      and the sexist females

    • Cam says:

      10:06pm | 14/10/11

      Yes dovif I blame the trolley dollies .... well I’m sure that’s what Erick would call them.

    • Aitch B says:

      12:22pm | 14/10/11

      I think the Qantas board erred in giving Joyce and other top executives pay rises, bonus shares, etc. this year. And I note that he’s up for a possible 70% pay rise at present. Whilst not the sole reason for the strikes I’m sure, I tend to think that it has made the unions more determined to have negotiations go far more their way because of it. Perhaps you could start with them.

      The again, you could always blame Tony Abbott….....

    • Jordan says:

      01:14pm | 16/10/11

      Because Tony Abbott has something to do with this? The ALP’s fair work act is a more likely culprit.

    • John says:

      12:22pm | 14/10/11

      The blame rests clearly with the board of directors, past and present for the last ten years for running the company and share price into the ground.
      No strategic planning and flying twenty year old aircraft on domestic and international flights have driven people else where.
      Destroying the safety standards to save a few dollars to the point where they sit in the middle of the pack.

    • Andrew says:

      01:26pm | 14/10/11

      I would disagree, it is not the board but the industry. Airlines are terribly unprofitable businesses. i would actually say that the Qantas board have been doing a great job with the limited assets that they have.

      The companies finances would be a lot worse if they were not flying the 20yo planes. New planes cost so much more money and they already have enough debt and shareholders would likely be less enthused to tip in more money.

    • Ben says:

      01:29pm | 16/10/11

      Obviously you know nothing about Qantas John. The Qantas board and management has done a superlative job ever since privatisation occurred in 1995. Open any Australian management text book and I can guarantee you that Qantas is one of the case studies for effective change management in a dynamic industry. The airline today has approximately 70% market share on domestic trunk routes, up from 55% when Ansett was liquidated in 2001. It was one of the few airlines in the world to maintain an investment grade credit rating through the financial crisis and it’s re-engineering process with the introduction of Jetstar as a way to ward off competition from other low cost carriers is widely regarded as a managerial triumph.

    • Anthony says:

      07:46pm | 16/10/11

      Superlative job? Qantas fly aircraft that it’s major competitor has retired (SQ and the 744) and the low cost carrier gets new, less maintenance intensive aircraft whilst the ‘premium carrier’ continues to fly old aircraft that burn more fuel and require more maintenance. It’s fuel bill is approximately $500 million per annum more than it could be due to not retiring the 744 and replacing them with 777. That instantaneously makes QF profitable again.

      It closed down its world renowned engine overhaul centre and now suffers a higher engine failure rate than its competitors flying the same engines. This EOC used to tell Rolls Royce what the issues were with the engines that other operators would have and provide the solutions. Now, RR doesn’t tell Qantas about problems with engines on the wing until it blows up and almost fatally cripples the aircraft. No one on board QF32 out of Singapore thought the crew were overpaid I bet.

      Qantas is world renowned for how NOT to engage its workforce. It puts people into operational positions who have no experience in operations. It’s board have little practical airline experience.

      So by all means keep deluding yourself how good Qantas management are. It’s market share, profit, share price and employee engagement indicate quite the opposite.

    • dovif says:

      12:24pm | 14/10/11

      While I would normally support the workers

      When you are on more then $100k and you are complaining about your “Pay and Conditions” I have zero sympathy for you.

      And then the Union try to trash the Qantas brand, and tell people to fly foreign airlines!!! If enough people fly foreign airlines, the workers of Qantas will be completely out of a job.

    • St. Michael says:

      02:09pm | 14/10/11

      To be fair, the old “$100K has nothing to complain about for conditions” misses out the crucial equation of what your real hourly rate is.

      If (at the outside) you’re working 100 hours per week and earning $100K per year, assuming you work 52 weeks in a year, that means you’re getting paid about $19.23 per hour.  On a 40 hour week that’s about $769 per week—although bear in mind this is all prior to tax being extracted from it, which drops it to roughly the $350s or so in take-home pay.

      By comparison, current minimum wage is $15.51 per hour, or $589.30 per (38 hour) week.

      Comes down to whether, being single, you’re prepared to sign away 100 hours of your life per week for the $100K per year.  That sort of time load isn’t going to really make it possible to find a life partner or keep her, but that might not be your priorities.  With any payrate, I think you always have to ask yourself: what’s your real hourly rate, and can you do better elsewhere?

    • Steve says:

      03:49pm | 14/10/11

      Bet you were one of those people though complaining about 150k not being wealthy and the guvermint taking your money. Amiright?

    • Debs says:

      04:02pm | 14/10/11

      St Mick is definitely not a tax accountant.  No-one in Australia pays more than half their gross pay in tax.

    • Tator says:

      07:53pm | 14/10/11

      St Michael,
      considering that working 100 hrs a week has severe OH&S issues with fatigue and that no company in their right mind would let someone work that many hours, especially one with such a highly unionised workforce.

      Now considering that a newbie baggage handler with no experience or qualifications can earn a base rate of $35k, now with shift penalties and overtime averaging out over a three week day and afternoon roster at around 20% means they are earning $42k.  Not bad money for someone without any qualifications or skills.  This advances to $45k after 5 years as the top rate for those without supervisory roles.  Still not bad money for someone with little qualifications and a very small skill set.
      http://www.fwa.gov.au/documents/agreements/wpa/CAUN085623995.pdf
      Their last EB ended up with a pay rise of around 10% ove three years and they are asking for a 15% rise for this 3 year EB.  You would think that they would be able to find some common ground.

    • acotrel says:

      08:59pm | 14/10/11

      @Tator
      ’ This advances to $45k after 5 years as the top rate for those without supervisory roles.  Still not bad money for someone with little qualifications and a very small skill set.’

      I wonder how much you earn, and whether you are worth your salt ? - ‘Smug as a bug in a Persian rug’ ?

    • Tator says:

      08:57am | 15/10/11

      Alcotrel,
      wages are supposed to reflect the skills required, risks entailed and responsibility that the job entails with a demand factor thrown in, which is why some people are paid more than others.  $45k is fair money for someone who is basically an unskilled labourer considering that the minimum wage is only $28k.  Now I am using the position description from their own EB to determine the skill level and I am looking at this in an objective manner.

    • Nick w says:

      12:27pm | 14/10/11

      Perhaps the problem is, people don’t understand the way their work is valued, and perhaps the qualm could be better tackled then.

      Businesses are going to go global, that’s a matter of fact, and some people will loose their jobs, as they become obsolete.people can always retrain.

      although that fact seems to be at the core,i believe that power and wealth distribution inequity are perhaps far larger issues.

      Re-evaluate evaluation

    • LizBriz says:

      12:34pm | 14/10/11

      Simple.  Choose Virgin. You’re more likely to arrive on time as well.

    • TimB says:

      12:34pm | 14/10/11

      Sounds like it’s the unions fault. Some of their tactics are just downright scummy. Last minute cancellations of strikes to try and escape blame even though they know the damage has already been done? What shitty behaviour.

      The old standby:

      “You can’t treat the working man this way.  One day, we’ll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve!  Then we’ll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!”


      One day that quote will become tired and irrelevant. That day is not this day.

    • Fran Smith says:

      12:34pm | 14/10/11

      Simple solution - sack all the striking workers, ban them from ever again working in the aviation industry, and replace them with non-union workers who have a better work ethic.

    • KH says:

      12:51pm | 14/10/11

      non union AND non skilled - yeah, sounds like a great plan….......just how many aircraft engineers and pilots do you think there are just lurking around, waiting for openings at Qantas?!

    • Shane 2.0 says:

      12:56pm | 14/10/11

      What a cracker of an idea Fran Smith! I can’t see why you’re not in Alan Joyce’s job with brilliant negotation tactics like that.

      Note: in case it was too subtle for you, I am being sarcastic.

    • Mahhrat says:

      01:08pm | 14/10/11

      @Fran, except then you compromise the safety of the traveller.

      Remember those near misses over the last 12 months?  All to do with planes going overseas for maintenance.

      How do I know?  Lived with a QANTAS aircraft mechanic.  She spends her days trying to fix all the things left undone, done badly or done illegally by the cheaper overseas workshops.

    • Blind Freddy says:

      01:11pm | 14/10/11

      Yeah- let’s make it part of the work for the dole scheme.

    • Old Bugger says:

      01:57pm | 14/10/11

      Your comment reminds me of my last trip to asia, hard 24/7 work ethic, and three dollars an hour. Surprised you did not say, replace them all with boat people they will need jobs. Oooops no they won’t the boat people don’t need jobs they they will be to busy smoking in their Australian funded hotels.

    • gangusk says:

      02:02pm | 14/10/11

      Maybe Gillard should be an airline engineer, she could not possibly do that job worst then her current one

    • Fran Smith says:

      02:14pm | 14/10/11

      @ KH - what proof do you have that the 85% of the workforce who refuse to join a trade union are unskilled?
      @ Shane - your comment is pointless. I shouldn’t even be wasting my time replying to you.
      @ Mahrat - the recent safety incidents involved aircraft being serviced in Australia. FACT!

      Sack these cowards. Sue them for the losses they have forced upon Qantas. Deny them employment with any other airline.

      Qantas should also seek criminal charges against these unionists.

    • marley says:

      02:29pm | 14/10/11

      @mahrat -  I’m a bit curious about your statement.  We hear all the time about poor offshore maintenance leading to near crashes, but have any incidents been specifically attributed to that?  Certainly, it had nothing to do with the the worst recent problem - the exploding engine on that flight out of Singapore last year.  And I thought most of the maintenance was being done by Singapore Airlines, which has a pretty good safety record.  So I’d be interested in any more light you can throw on the subject.

    • Shane 2.0 says:

      03:29pm | 14/10/11

      @Fran - I guess I’d care if you thought my comment is pointless if you appeared to have a shred of common sense.

    • Marto says:

      04:24pm | 14/10/11

      Fran, you are literally too stupid to insult.  How are labotomites like you allowed to vote?  There is not enough time or space to try and educate you on labour laws and the background of this dispute, and I fear it would be akin to teaching a chimp to play chess.  Keep reading your Bolt columns and watch out for the sky falling on your head Chicken Little, but please do not bother people with your inane dross any more (unless you add a note advising that you are in fact a comedian by trade).

    • ibast says:

      12:38pm | 14/10/11

      I had a lot to do with Sydney Airport back in the mid-90s.  I didn’t work for Qantas, but I knew plenty that did.  Mostly Engineers.  The stories I heard of cut-backs back then made me concerned for safety.  The trend has continued since, so I’m erring on the side of the workers for this one (despite not getting my dinner on a flight last night (it would have been nice to know before I got on the plane at 6pm Mr QANTAS)).  It’s not just an industrial dispute, it’s a safety concern.

    • Andy D says:

      01:08pm | 14/10/11

      Safety concern eh? Yeah, those baggage handlers and catering workers hold our lives in their hands every time toss another set of golf clubs on a carousel or load congealed goo into trolley.

    • ibast says:

      02:34pm | 14/10/11

      Fair enough, but it’s hard to argue the Engineers and Pilots don’t have a point.

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      12:42pm | 14/10/11

      Now i am no Labor supporting, Greenie or Unionist & I find that those allegedly running Qantas abhorrent - even if the boss cocky comes from my homeland!
      What has been happening in recent weeks?
      Qantas board et al. gives Alan Joyce, already grossly over-paid a massive pay rise.
      Qantas is still paying huge, totally undeserved bonuses to it’s Senior Executives. After all they get paid extremely well to do a job so why should they get a bonus for doing what they are supposed tobe doing anyway?
      Qantas proudly announces it is to spend some $17 billion on purchasing 19 New, Top-of-the-Range aircraft to form the basis of their new Off-Shore, Premuim Class Airline Fleet.
      Qantas have announced a massive hike in Airfares. They dishonestly blame thr current industrial disputes for these increases. Qantas wants this extra cash to pay off it’s $17billion loan. If there are Industrial Disputes at Qantas they are in place because of the actions of the oh-so-greedy, self-interested Senior Qantas Management.
      What eaxctly are the unions wanting?
      Job Security. Why?
      Because they have very good reasons for fearing that once Qantas get their new airline up & running, probably staffed by non-Australian workers, Qantas will quickly move to send every single job they possibly can to overseas locations where the pay rates are lower. That will include those involved in making sure the airplanes are safe: the engineers & other maintenance personnel.
      A pay rise of 15%  with the increase equally spread over a 3-year period at 5% per annum.
      One newspaper reported that Alan Joyce has got himself a pay rise of 71% - but even that was a printing error & should hgave read 7.1% it is still way in excess of what the unions want for their members.
      No man or woman has a need to get a salary of more than a million dollars. Even that sum is regarded by many as an outrage.
      But for anyone to be paid the 10s of millions senior executives in airlines, banks, retailers etc arrange for themselves is not just an outrage it is an obscenity.

    • Daniel says:

      12:42pm | 14/10/11

      Hate QANTAS they only care about profits and nothing else. The customer service is just a total joke.

    • Joan says:

      12:51pm | 14/10/11

      The Qantas situation is confusing- I thought it was engineers and baggage handlers responsible for Qantas problems and not the pilots. I believe baggage handlers doing it tough as I read in `Australian` other day-  they earn between $70,000 to $85,000 a year including penalty rates, get discounted domestic and international air travel, can get up to five days off in a fortnight , five weeks’ annual leave, generous sick leave - and that`s just some of it. Yeah life is tough working for Qantas as baggade handler - must be worse and really bad if you are engineer or pilot.

    • St. Michael says:

      02:12pm | 14/10/11

      Either quote the actual industrial agreement that provides those payrates and conditions or stop talking generalist bullcrap.

    • Aaron says:

      11:08pm | 16/10/11

      St Michael, Joan is roughly right in her estimates of take home pay (for a leading hand anyway). It’s a lot of money for a low-skill job, with excellent conditions. Engineers (mechanics, they’re not really engineers) get about $130-150K. Some of that involves actually fixing aircraft, other bits involve low-skill stuff like wing-walking a plane back from a bridge to the apron. What next?

    • Super D says:

      12:57pm | 14/10/11

      The great irony of the workers plight is that if not for the shortsightedness of the union movements’ capital arm (Industry Super Funds) Qantas would once again be in public ownership, industry fund member would have higher retirement incomes and the workers would once again be suckling at the public teat.

      I am of course referring to the failed bid by Airline Partners Australia which cost Qantas shareholders dearly.  If anything the only people saved by the failure of the highly leveraged takeover were the executives at Macquarie bank.  So the workers united and made the bankers richer!  Well maybe not richer, but richer than they would have been. 

      The APA consortium would have collapsed during the GFC and its hard to imagine a Labor government not using this as an excuse to get back in the airline business.

    • M.G.S says:

      12:57pm | 14/10/11

      Whilst I in no way support the unions and their dirty tactics, if the salary increases for Joyce and co reported are true, that is a massive joke…..There is no way any individual deserves $5mil per year from a company owned by shareholders…....Especially one that is struggling and in such a volatile market…....In saying that…..I hate with a passion the unions and the people who join them who resort to these tactics….....you took the job in the first place, deal with it…..I dont go ‘on strike’ when my work conditions change or I cant negotiate a pay rise this time around….....Its not like these people are working below the minumum wage.

      How about some perspective people - visit workers in India and see the hours/conditions/duties they have to do for a miniscule percentage of what you earn every year…..

    • Ren says:

      01:09pm | 14/10/11

      Well from what I have gathered so far and please correct me if I am wrong, they are paid above award anyhow?

      I don’t see the point in trying to more or less ruin the company that is employing your members. Surely there must be a better way. It just screams to me that the unions don’t really care; they are just desperately trying to show they are relevant.

      There are people that go on about QANTAS earning bazillions and ceo’s earning this and that and while yes it isn’t fair, don’t hate the player, hate the game.

    • Jan says:

      01:09pm | 14/10/11

      Blame it on union greed - unions run by overpaid fatcat bosses that also run the Gillard government in a happy little threesome with Bob Brown.
      Tell the union thugs where to go.
      Tell the strikers if they don’t like their job or their pay, pi.. off and find something better.
      AND I’m also aware of a foreign business couple who came to Sydney to sign up for millions $$$$$$$$  in rolling purchases of Australian manufactured goods.
      They flew in one day, quickly assessed the “unreliable” strike-riddled message, and two days later took their business elsewhere - Canada.

      During the last four years, the unions have resumed their damaging habit of pulling troublemaking strikes and now we have this with Qantas a company that is trying to survive in an industry in survival mode.
      Yes - blame Gillard for everyone’s ruined travel plans and the resultant damage to our economy.  She’s nothing but trouble.

    • Anna C says:

      01:11pm | 14/10/11

      Why choose when there’s enough blame to share around?

      Someone ought to lock Alan Joyce and a union rep in a room without either food or chairs and not let them out again until they have come to an agreement. This current situation is just pathetic and doesn’t help either party’s cause. This dispute is causing untold damage to the brand.

    • Fiona says:

      02:15pm | 14/10/11

      maybe if Joyce agreed to a the same percentage pay rise as he is asking the unions to accept it would take the heat out of the argument

    • HappyCynic says:

      03:10pm | 14/10/11

      No, no leave the chairs in there, put cameras and up and hope they salute each other… in the face… with the chairs smile  the TV rights would probably go for millions, financing both the workers and the CEO’s pay increases

    • Ren says:

      03:11pm | 14/10/11

      The thing is Joyce must have put a lot of time and money into being able to educate himself well enough to become a CEO of a large corporation.

      He is simply an employee himself. He gets set targets. If he meets them then he gets pay rise or bonus. Huge as they may be.

      This guy like him or not decided to do something, educate himself. He didn’t want to be a baggage handler. Why should he have to take the same pay rise % as someone that has put little effort into their future thus having to take a job moving baggage?

    • Steve says:

      03:52pm | 14/10/11

      Ren that’s crap. I forgot that engineers weren’t highly educated and intelligent people.

      Having an MBA doesn’t make you intelligent, it makes you a w@nker.

    • Jan says:

      03:53pm | 14/10/11

      Re Joyce, yes he educated himself, got to the top. His salary reflects an extremely high and unrelenting level of responsibility.  If one Qantas plane drops out of the sky, he is where the bucks stops.
      There’s many jobs in this world where the CEO’s have huge public responsibility and that is why their remuneration is comparatively far greater than the ordinary hard working bloke who goes home at 5 pm to relax and crack open a stubbie.
      These CEO’s have to answer to everyone. Shareholders, customers, regulatory authorities, unions, thousands of staff, government and support service organisations and anyone who envies their salary status. Most of those CEO jobs are almost 24/7 commitment.
      There is no way a kid who completed school studies at Grade 9 would ever be permitted to involve himself in high level decision making.
      Unless of course you are union official Paul Howes. Then you get onto the corporate union team that picks the Prime Minister.

    • Ren says:

      05:16pm | 14/10/11

      I was making a point about people expecting the CEO to take the same pay rise as a baggage handler Engineer.

      MBA might make one a wanker. He sounds like he is. But a rich wanker nonetheless.

    • Rev says:

      01:33pm | 14/10/11

      Dear Unions,

      Start your own airline.  I’ll fly on it if you prices are good and you appear to be maintaining the aircraft. 

      The end.

    • jf says:

      02:41pm | 14/10/11

      If only. The unions want all the reward without the risk so it will never happen.

    • Steve says:

      03:54pm | 14/10/11

      Tell me what exactly has Joyce “risked” to get the company started. Even the shareholders, they bought a mature business off the Government, they didn’t risk their capital to get it started.

      I certainly don’t mind people being rewarded for taking a calculated risk. But Joyce and the shareholders did neither to get this company started.

    • jf says:

      04:27pm | 14/10/11

      Steve says:04:54pm | 14/10/11

      “Tell me what exactly has Joyce “risked” to get the company started.”

      Tell me exactly where I defended Joyce’s remuneration.

      As to the shareholdes, it seems to me that the risk that risk to any investor’s capital is being very well illustrated by current events.

    • Timmy says:

      10:26pm | 14/10/11

      haha. Nice.

    • thatmosis says:

      01:59pm | 14/10/11

      Soory Rev, I wouldnt fly on a Union run airline if my life depended on it. Cruising a 30,000 feet and then they go on strike for more pay and consitions and being good unionist walk off the job,hahahahahaha. The unions have too much power because of the drastic changes to the IR laws so this can be traced right back to Rudd and Gillard as usual. Sack the lot, unions, staff and CEO’s and call in a receiver and then start again with contract labor, no unions and the Red Kangaroo will fly unimpeded again.

    • Brendan says:

      02:11pm | 14/10/11

      In a few years time everyone will realise that Qantas has been aiming to go off shore for years & have been planning this for a slow & gradual move without anyone knowing until its too late. So dont blame the unions for using perfectly legal industrial action.
      You need to look at the ABC Hungry beast ad for Jet connect or maybe this link   http://qantaspilots.com.au/

    • buellxb12Ss says:

      03:35pm | 14/10/11

      as someone who normally leans to the right i would have said the unions until i saw on tv that baggage handlers only get a lousy $39 000 a year doesnt seem much for lugging 20 to 30 kilo bags all day . as for those poe faced sods that man the customs and immigration counters cut there wage in half

    • Jo says:

      10:15pm | 14/10/11

      I don’t know about anyone else, but I’d rather have well paid staff with at least some degree of intelligence enforcing our border thank you very much! Considering the quality of some people entering our country, I say it’s a job I certainly wouldn’t want!

    • mick says:

      03:42pm | 14/10/11

      “Why is it us that has to suffer” indeed.  Your guys weekend is probably a piss-up in a rented house, running all night in a residential home which our deadbeat councils and state government let operate contrary to the residential zoning.  I know because I have had one next to me.

      In regard to Qantas workers striking I say how selfish.  I mean how would you feel if you needed to strike to get a fair deal and some yobbo complained because it was inconveniencing him. 

      In case you are unaware you need to know that Alan Joyce and his Qantas and his Board are selling out Australian workers.  And this wonderful person just took a 70% pay increase whilst he refuses to talk to pilots stating that they are already on a good wicket.  Respectfully My Joyce you are the one on a very privileged, unfair and greedy wicket.  This is what the big end of town have been up to for over a decade whilst refusing average workers even small CPI increase of 2% per year…apparently it will send the country broke for average workers to ever get any pay increase, ever.

      So get real Anonymous.  Grin and bear it.  Life goes on you need to develop a bit of empathy for average Australians rather than take this selfish one sided view.  Cheers.

    • Dash says:

      03:50pm | 14/10/11

      If the unions keep this up for much longer, there will be no Qantas and no jobs.

      The business needs to be viable and compete internationally. Unions in Australia have contributed to the high cost of labour and the ALPs IR laws are making workers less productive and the compliance costs high. That’s the reality of the situation. At the end of the day, Qantas is a business that is answerable to it’s shareholders.

      Reality is, if the union leaders tried to run this business it would be bankrupt in under a year.

      Just get on with it. If you don’t like it, get another job.

    • Gregg says:

      03:55pm | 14/10/11

      We can never expect politicians to get too close to the truth even if they know what it is and it has been absent for longer than that old Melbourne weekly rag.

      But be it call centres, industries and even medical services, Qantas is just following the mob to cheaper fields, fields that is where Labor is cheaper.

      Don’t matter if a few bits fall of a plane or two in the process, maybe it’ll not even matter too much more when a flight goes down with a lot of lives as still we’ll all have our heads in the sand, above the clouds or buried up our .... and not just because of the crash position.

      It’s about time our media people did a real thorough investigation on what the WTO and the level playing field principles are doing to developed nations, Australia included.

      Pasty/baby faced what’shisname and like wonderchilds will be doing hatchet jobs on various organisations all in the name of competition to survive but ask yourself just how survival goes when the playing field is far from level.
      If it helps, ask yourself just how one football side with a meagre membership and bugger all money will compete against a team with no limit of financial backing.


      It’s a bit different with Australian workers and those overseas for obviously an organisation that can pay its employees a heap less is going to be able to offer products at a far cheaper cost.
      So what does management of an organisation have to do to compete????????
      If it doesn’t, where will the organisation be?

      So get angry if you like at what is allowing competition from abroad to be far more competitive or is that we’ll all just still enjoy cheap this and that while we can and bugger Qantas.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      04:12pm | 14/10/11

      I don’t know enough about the actual strike to come down on one side or the other but I will say this.

      Management offering themselves as 70% pay rise in the current economic climate is an appalling decision.

    • Jason says:

      07:37pm | 14/10/11

      There is much more going on in QF than meets the eye. The intentions of the board are to destroy mainline and to rebirth the company as an asian subsidiary with substantially lower operating costs (lower operating costs come at the cost of safety, I don’t care how you try to spin it).

      J* is set to dominate the Australian domestic market, if you don’t believe me have a look at the aircraft allocations, 100+ new A320’s going to J*, as well as most of the 787’s when they come into service, while QF is left with ageing 767’s and a few a330’s, of which some are being moved to J* as well.
      I am sure you have heard of people booking a QANTAS flight and getting to the airport to only find that it is on a Jetstar aircraft, well expect to see more of that in the future.
      QF has been subsidising J* since its inception and will continue to do so while it is achieving the goal of making mainline international look non-viable.

      The employee’s at Qantas know exactly what is happening. Lets have a look at some of the FACTS as to how Qantas group works.

      - Qantas Mainline no longer recruits pilots, all recruitment is now through Jetstar, of which the vast majority are cadets. These cadets are Australian’s who have to pay upwards of $100k for the training required, and are on a 7 year contract where they can be based anywhere within the Jetstar network that suits the “company”. The current practice is sending them to Vietnam on a pathetic salary.
      Qantas mainline pilots are now being given the option for voluntary movements to Jetstar or face being made redundant by management in the near future. So you are either going to move where the company tells you and on the overseas terms which they require or you are going to be jobless.

      - Engineering has been off shored at an ever increasing rate, by off shore we are talking about maintenance being taken outside of Qantas and placed into the hands of 3rd party contractors, in 3rd world countries that do not have the same restrictions in place that we do locally. Safety will be compromised over profits.

      Any person can see that the $20 million dollars + that the company stands to lose over these negotiations would be far easier spent fixing the problems and paying the asked 12% over 3 years than a stand off. But when you can understand that this is exactly what management want, it provides the justification for the sale or rebuild of the company overseas.

      Who is to blame? Qantas management & consumers, cheap cheap cheap is not always best. The drive for cheap air travel is creating unsafe airlines who meet the minimum standards possible (and in the case of Tiger try to flaunt those) but expect safety levels on par with the best in the world. Its just not possible. Management are working with the mindset that people are only interested in the cheapest possible airfare possible, flying has become a commodity.

      On the other hand business aviation is booming! Great news for the bizjet operators.

    • marley says:

      06:54am | 15/10/11

      The only problem with all of this is that I would rate Singapore Airlines considerably higher than Qantas in every area, and that includes safety.  Qantas has had a lot of issues lately, and none that I know of has actually been caused by offshore maintenance.  Singapore has a better safety record than Qantas on the maintenance front (its only crash was pilot error, not maintenance).  Furthermore, its service standards are much better.  Not to mention its baggage handling.

      So, here we have an airline that delivers a better service with an excellent safety record, operating out of Asia.  Qantas has to compete with that if it’s going to survive.  That’s the reality.

    • guy says:

      07:55pm | 14/10/11

      drivel, tedious drivel.  THE BOLT of the web

    • stephen says:

      12:08am | 15/10/11

      Why ?

    • NESLIHAN KUROSAWA says:

      11:37pm | 14/10/11

      Hi Punch Team,

      It could be a little bit of inconvenience for us all!!  But one question, no matter what the actual reasons were in the first place, is it still not one of our legal rights to go on strikes, in order to make our voices heard!!  In some countries like France & Italy there have been numerous strikes within the public sector and it is nothing new, right??

      Why is it so wrong to go on strikes now, anyway?  If you just to think back to the days of the Great Depression & what those people went through so that we could have & enjoy the so called equal rights these days!!  When members of the general public are not happy with their living conditions & standards, they will somehow show that by protesting peacefully, right?? 

      May be a bit like the Arab Spring & what is happening in Wall Street in New York??  Even though they might use entirely different techniques altogether.  Best regards to your editors.

    • Sick of the BS says:

      12:14am | 15/10/11

      Ok,so what ive read from the anti union posters so far is “yes,Joyce gave himself a stupidly over generous payrise,but he’s a boss so he can! Those uneducated pissant workers who actually make the company turn a profit can just go suck eggs and not expect a solitary dime in renumerance for their efforts because they are uneducated working class scum! Dont like it? Piss of!” .......great idealogy you 2 bob toffs! If it wasnt for us working class you would have no business to run! Joyce and his Ubersucks have been running the biggest smear campaign possible and you stuck ups have been lapping it up! Joyce can end all this “industrial sabotage” by renumeratng the people who make his over generus pay possible by treating them like humans!

    • jf says:

      10:43am | 16/10/11

      Just because Joyce is overpaid doesn’t mean the other employees are underpaid (yes Joyce is an employee as well; his contract is up for renewal in a couple of years if you fancy having a crack).

      They are all overpaid. No way would I buy shares in Qantas. I’d fly Qantas though if it was the cheapest on the day.

    • Kipling says:

      09:47am | 15/10/11

      Of course it is all the fault of those damn unions and pesky Australian workers…

      Let’s ignore the fact that there is an onerous process that must occur and be demonstrated before strike action (legally) can proceed. Let’s ignore that the workers are applying for a 12% increase and some job security whilst their bosses have been awared a significant rise (both by percentage and actual dollar value). Let’s ignore the fact that the union has given Qantas management ample notice in advance and even floated a contingency plan to minimise inconvenience to customers and Qantas chose to ignore this. Let’s ignore the fact that despite strike action now being cancelled Qantas has maintained the cancellation of some 100 flights. Let’s obviously ignore that the strikers are fellow Australian workers making a claim.

      Given this it is obvious just a little applied ignorance and it is clealry all the unions fault…

    • Aaron says:

      11:14pm | 16/10/11

      “Let’s ignore that the workers are applying for a 12% increase and some job security whilst their bosses have been awared a significant rise (both by percentage and actual dollar value).”
      The point is their CURRENT conditions are claimed to be too high, the 12% pay rise fades into insignificance.

      “Let’s ignore the fact that the union has given Qantas management ample notice in advance and even floated a contingency plan to minimise inconvenience to customers and Qantas chose to ignore this.”

      The didn’t ignore it: they implemented full contingency. The union call offs were deliberately done at the 11th hour after the reorganising (cancelling) and damage to the scheduling of flights had been done.

      “Let’s obviously ignore that the strikers are fellow Australian workers making a claim.”
      OK so can I earn 80K a year for a low-skill job with travel benefits too then?

      Your arguments would make sense if they were, well, based on facts.
      PS. I’m not anti-Joyce, or the unions - the whole thing is a debacle.

    • Dave says:

      10:37am | 15/10/11

      @ L.Mountbatten

      May well be that you pay similar prices for things overseas but Australians are on higher wages.

      In June I was working for $60k pa in Aus, now doing the exact same role in Dublin and the market rate is spot on 40% lower than what I was on at home. Not to mention I had to actually try damn hard to get a job. Australians, we don’t know how good we’ve got it, too busy complaining about how hard done we are.

    • Cate says:

      01:06pm | 15/10/11

      The Leprachaun did it.  JuLiar is upset that she didn’t think of it first.

    • Anjuli says:

      01:36pm | 15/10/11

      It is true if you educate yourself then the world is you oyster but it comes with responsibility if you choose to go into the ranks of CEO’s .My daughter is not a CEO ,as a director in a private hospital she has 3 degrees 1 of which a master of nursing and other is a MBA . She has worked hard for where she is and done all the rising through the ranks , works at least 50 hours a week and more at times.Then there are those who just want to disrupt and destroy all that has been won in the past without putting in the effort themselves.
      @ L.Mountbatten My son-in-law works in WA with an oil company has been on holiday in the UK while there was offered 2 jobs exactly the same as he does in WA with 3 times the salary so go figure.

    • Cate says:

      03:22pm | 15/10/11

      Facing constant pressure from Ryanair (RYA.I), its bigger and leaner rival, Aer Lingus has cut routes, staff and pay to survive and another round of cuts could put it on a fresh collision course with employees. (Sound familiar?) We all know what happened to Ansett, and now Joyce is having a play with Qantas.  It all started to go wrong when Paul Keating was in office. Look at the history.  James Strong made it worse again and then their was Geoff Dixon (words can’t describe this) The irony of Dixon’s millions has certainly not been lost on Qantas’ ordinary workforce (currently battling with management for a 10% pay rise), forced to endure years of sackings and meagre pay increases while its overrated executives collected millions looking on from the first-class lounge. Look up Geoff Dixon Qantas. Very Enlightening. The humble carrot dangling Joyce is a clone. Irish jokes will always be around as will pommie jokes, kiwi jokes and Aussie jokes.  People are taking themselves far too seriously.  Political correctness has gone too far.  I do not however that the tone of the letter sent to Allan Joyce was very funny at all.  That is the big difference a joke is a joke and a threat is a threat.  Threats are unacceptable in any situation.  No exceptions.
      There is a book out “The Men who killed Qantas”. Read it.

    • Dodge says:

      04:36pm | 15/10/11

      Good stuff!

      It’s just ridiculous seeing CEO salaries skyrocket at SUCH a prodigious rate, certainly at an astronomical rate compared to lower and middle class salaries.

      Never been in a union myself, but support 100% the rights of all vulnerable employees accessing such core support services to a happy working life.

      Unions, as can be seen from the way in which Corporations control government more and more (and certainly influencing elections more than ever with their deep pockets to counter any policy that may lose them revenue) have never been a more required ideal.

      To the top for the Qantas lads!

    • stephen says:

      12:16am | 17/10/11

      The difference is I think between the salaries of domestic pilots against international pilots, the latter earning more than three times as much.
      This is only an estimate, and if it is right, should be corrected, for, why would a local trip, with current technology and union rules on labour, appear so favourable to overseas trips against the brisbane /sydney, or melbourne/ adelaide runs ?
      Why do long-haul pilots get paid so much more than local pilots, when we know that danger in flying is with the landing ?

      At brisbane airport you’ll see 300 thousand dollar cars parked at the staff carpark, care of the international pilots.
      When I drove a staff bus there 2 years ago, domestic pilots and cabin crew shared lunch, cars, and gossip and could not understand why long-haul pilots got the cash.
      Why ?

 

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