There are dilemmas within dilemmas within dilemmas when it comes to watching sport on telly.

Tune in Sunday if mad Italian rugby guys are your thing. Pic: AP.

The big one, which The Punch’s token sport yob Ant is always bugging us about, concerns who controls the telly in his single TV household. Basically, when Friday night crime comes on the ABC at 8.30, Ant’s wife gets control of the remote and that’s that.

But aside from all the usual dilemmas surrounding TV and sport, this weekend has thrown up a doozy. Quite simply, which sport to watch?

If you’re an AFL or NRL person, you’ll no doubt be glued to your code’s final series. But the Rugby World Cup also starts this weekend, with the All Blacks playing Tonga tonight and the Wallabies playing Italy on Sunday.

If none of that floats your boat, there’s Sam Stosur in the US Open. She’s reached the semis now, and will have a vastly inferior opponent en route to the final.

There’s also cricket, and credit where credit’s due, Michael Clarke seems to be doing a great job over in Sri Lanka. His decision to bowl Mike Hussey, who snared the prize wicket of Sangakkara, was a beauty.

And of course, there’s soccer somewhere. There’s always soccer somewhere. It’s like when you turn on the Cartoon Network on Foxtel and Sponge Bob is on. Sponge Bob is always on.

What are you going to watch this weekend? And if the answer is “nothing” because you hate sport, allow us to ask this: is it OK for the non sport lover in the house to control the remote?

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    • TChong says:

      12:10pm | 09/09/11

      A great weekend ahead.
      Tiges and Dragons tonite , no argument about whats on the crystal bucket.
      AFL- ‘Pies will show West Coast last week was the one and only collywobble,
      cricket ! how good Clarky and the young’uns now?
      Rugby- let the festivities begin.
      talk about being spoilt for quality choices.
      As someone famously said, we are a “Lucky Country “indeed.

    • Steve says:

      01:28pm | 09/09/11

      Sam stosur is in the last 4 of the US open!

      If you can get some good odds on the Eagles they are actually a bit of a chance against the pies. The Cox/Natinui combination is potent at the moment. Given a good performance from the other big man Lynch the pies will have some big men to cover. Big and mobile.

      Go WC Eagles.

      My 8 year old son barracks for whoever won last year’s final. As a result I have had a Collingwood supporter in the house for nearly 12 months!
      That needs to be tidied up.

    • jf says:

      01:25pm | 10/09/11

      Unquestionably your most astute contribution ever TChong.

      Not that my girls are sufficiently educated to understand that Rugby truly is the game that they watch in heaven, I shall toast you as I watch game after game this weekend.

      Now to help them understand that Richie McCaw is not attractive.
      If only my wife would stop undermining me.

      Have a great weekend’s viewing TChong.

    • Seanr says:

      12:17pm | 09/09/11

      There is only one sport for the next few weeks and that is rugby, specifically the Rugby World Cup. All you philistines with your AFL, League and other non sports come and glory in the game they play in heaven.
      I will think of you all as I sip my imported beer at North Harbour and swap old school stories with fellow aficionados’ wink

      (I was going for smugly condescending….how’d I do?)

    • Tim says:

      12:34pm | 09/09/11

      RahRah old chap, good show.
      I’ll be having a snifter of port and supporting the Wallabies with some polite applause.

    • Richard M says:

      04:32pm | 09/09/11

      Geez - All Blacks v Tonga and Wallabies v Italy - can’t wa….zzzz…. sorry, dropped off there for a moment.  I’ll bet there’ll be lots and lots of “steady…pause…engage…WHISTLE…no, no..try again” etc etc etc.  And there’ll also be lots of lovely incomprehensible penalties which just might mean that the team which scores more tries doesn’t actually win the game.  As well, the ball will be kicked out of bounds deliberately many many times without a single free kick being paid.  How tremendously exciting, chaps.  I’m so excited I could burst the seams of the leather patches on the elbows of my tweed sports coat.

      UP THE SWANNIES!!!

    • Tim says:

      10:25pm | 09/09/11

      Richard,
      Don’t worry the swans will still get a point for missing and there will be eighty million ball ups. Excitement plus.

    • Richard M says:

      08:30am | 10/09/11

      And there’ll be a couple of goals scored and continuous exciting action, while the referee is still trying to set the scrum on the other channel, followed by a penalty for not sniffing the team-mate’s bum correctly, or some such.

    • ibast says:

      12:20pm | 09/09/11

      The best thing about the NRL and AFL finals season is the knowledge it will be all over soon.

      Thank Christ for the Rugby World cup.  Although how much of it is going to be free-to-air?

    • Rev says:

      01:03pm | 09/09/11

      ibast…i am meeting the Foxtel man today to hook up the coverage.

      Why?  Because after watching Ch 9’s effort on the last Tri-Nations match, I know I can’t sit through a RWC like that.  Every single ad break was terribly managed.

      Furthermore, it’ll play second fiddle to the league - instead of Ch 9 pulling their head out of the proverbial and screening the RWC on one of the HD channels.

    • boneman says:

      12:21pm | 09/09/11

      Yet again the ARU have lost the opportunity to show case this great game to the masses by awarding the free to air coverage to channel 9. Tonights opening ceremony delayed 4 hrs in favour of the league game. DUMB,DUMB,DUMB. If you wanted to grow the game any other TV network than 9.

    • Pete #205 says:

      12:39pm | 09/09/11

      Agree, agree, agree.  Sure, we’re not expecting the main channel to show RWC, but jeebus… you have two other channels.  Even worse, if they didn’t bother with transmitting “HD” on GEM, they could stuff another temporary dedicated SD channel for RWC in there, in their existing bandwidth.

    • Sheedy's Left Foot says:

      12:56pm | 09/09/11

      Agree. My loathing of Channel 9 knows no bounds.

      Delayed NRL, delayed cricket, delayed rugby. why bother acquiring the live rights to something and then delaying it?

    • SM says:

      01:56pm | 09/09/11

      @Sheedy’s Left Foot - “why bother acquiring the live rights to something and then delaying it?”

      So you can run more ads

    • SM says:

      01:57pm | 09/09/11

      About time you union fans got a taste of what us league fans have been putting up wuth from 9 for years.  They are a disgrace

    • Ben says:

      12:22pm | 09/09/11

      None of the above.

      Formula 1 for the win.

    • Leto says:

      12:46pm | 09/09/11

      +1 Formula 1 (Monza this weekend)
      Neanderthals giants don’t interest me in the slightest.

    • Shane* says:

      12:57pm | 09/09/11

      If you rely on a machine to do most of the work, it’s not a sport.

    • Nigel says:

      02:17pm | 09/09/11

      @shane,

      spoken like someone who has never driven a racing car.

      As a CAMS Licence race driver (and retired footballer), I can tell you that driving one of those cars is incredibly physically demanding and if all you’ve ever experienced is a road car, you have no idea what effect the g-forces have on your neck, legs and arms.

    • TTop says:

      02:50pm | 09/09/11

      Get real Shane*, it’s not a sport if it is judged.

    • Shane* says:

      04:24pm | 09/09/11

      Whatever. It’s a skill, an incredible feat of endurance… but a sport it is not.

      In sport the best man wins by virtue of his physical ability, not by virtue of a machine’s reliability. Was Schumacher always the best driver? My F1-mad mates assure me he was not, he simply had the best car.

    • Phil says:

      06:52pm | 09/09/11

      Ben agree and for the first time in my life I am blessed to find myself in Northern Italy at the correct time of year. So I will be literally watching this live as in at the track. After a party the night before with many great life long friends I will take great delight in making them watch the wallabies smash the azzurri as the calm before the storm. Would love Webber to come through but think it’s Alonso for the win with Justin Beiber on the podium.

    • SC says:

      08:50am | 10/09/11

      I can’t believe that there hasn’t been a mention of round 10 of the World Rally Championship, right here in Coffs Harbour this weekend! It’s even on the telly tomorrow….

    • VVS says:

      12:22pm | 09/09/11

      Make sure there are fresh batteries in the remote because there is going to be a lot of flicking between channels…

    • jf says:

      01:27pm | 10/09/11

      With so much sport on, you might want to get the wife some fresh batteries as well.

    • Tim says:

      12:26pm | 09/09/11

      Foxtel IQ,
      I don’t have to choose, i’ll watch everything.

    • Ando says:

      01:58pm | 09/09/11

      If you fast forward through the stoppages the union is better.  I can watch an NFL game in half and hour.

    • Richard M says:

      09:08pm | 09/09/11

      Even better if you fast forward through the whole bloody boring game and just find out the score at the end.

    • Sitting cross legged in a kaftan says:

      12:32pm | 09/09/11

      Sport is for playing not watching, unless its cricket then there is no difference

    • Cricketer. says:

      01:33pm | 09/09/11

      Obviously you’ve never ran in hard and bowled a 10 over spell. My guess is you don’t play anything other than with your knob.

    • Steve says:

      02:16pm | 09/09/11

      More like someone elses knob!

    • Max, of Rocky says:

      05:47pm | 09/09/11

      I agree sport is for playing, so long as you do not half kill your opponent.
      Mind you, golf is the a waste of a good walk, I don’t really feel it’s a sport, more a diversion.

      Thank God it’s spring and we are waiting for the cricket to be broadcast.

      Something non-violent and more refined than brutalising the opposition.  Tactics, psychology and physical fitness - poetry in motion !

      I put the TV on and go about doing what needs to be done and when something interesting happens I watch the re-play.

      C’mon Aussie c’mon back to # 1     8-)

    • Sitting cross legged in a kaftan says:

      05:47pm | 09/09/11

      For you, @cricketer you like the game because you can pretend to be playing sport without the physical training and effort proper sport requires. “ran in hard” after 30 meters is very amusing.
      @Steve - yes it was, same time next week?

    • ben says:

      12:40pm | 09/09/11

      aww. i was all ready to talk about if its ever okay to have an affair.

      AFL. All the finals this weekend should be good.

    • Tim says:

      12:53pm | 09/09/11

      Haha,
      yeah I made a comment on that too before they pulled it?
      Obviously the Punch editors are already on the Friday arvo grogs waiting til the cricket starts this afternoon and didn’t realise they had a pertinent sports dilemma to pose.

    • Sheedy's Left Foot says:

      12:54pm | 09/09/11

      Get Foxtel. Watch it all. And in real time without the match being delayed for unneccesary in game adbreaks.

      Tonights - Tigers V Dragon, All Blacks v Tonga and an occasional glance at the Sri lanka V Au test match. Oh and an England V India ODI.

      Saturday will be an orgy as all my favourites play…Broncos V Warriors, Everton V Villa and England V Argentina and the cricket test

      Sunday it is onto the Wallabies. Oh and an England V India ODI. and More NRL finals.

      Too much sport is never enough.

    • Dave says:

      01:10pm | 09/09/11

      Hawthorn vs Geelong for me, alongside a gigantic snack festoon. Good luck Sammy!

    • Knemon says:

      04:08pm | 09/09/11

      Agree Dave - I’m about to head off to watch the Hawks give the Cats a football lesson…if they don’t then my weekend will be a depressing disaster!

    • Richard M says:

      08:35am | 10/09/11

      Sorry, Knemon - you must be in some pain after last night.  And Buddy seriously injured as well.  But you need to brace yourself for more pain mate as Hawthorn go out in straight sets when the Swannies win tonight and then beat a Buddy-less Hawks next week.

    • Knemon says:

      10:53am | 10/09/11

      @ Richard M - Yes, I well and truly put the mockers on them, they’re gone. I’m currently in a worse state than Mary Jo :-(

    • JC says:

      01:11pm | 09/09/11

      The only AFL game I’ll be watching this weekend is Geelong vs Hawthorn, Geelong were amazing last week and I want to see some more of that raspberry (not a cats supporter). Might watch some world cup, not a huge rugby fan but i don’t mind the ol’ wallabies.

      If spongebob is on i’ll watch that too smile

    • Max Redlands says:

      01:14pm | 09/09/11

      Don’t forget the NFL which starts today. I am watching it right now

    • Kurisu Sonsaku says:

      01:24pm | 09/09/11

      Go the Bengals

    • Seanr says:

      02:10pm | 09/09/11

      I don’t mind the NFL, bit like a chess match. Don’t know what it would be like to watch live though with all the stoppages…anyone else seen a live game?

    • Pete #205 says:

      04:42pm | 09/09/11

      Seanr… Been to a college game.  As a cultural experience, great!  As a sporting experience, terrible!  Had bad seats and couldn’t see the screen, so had no idea what was going on.  And the stoppages…geez….  Love a TV game though.

    • Richard M says:

      08:38am | 10/09/11

      Saw an NFL game in Washington a couple of years ago.  No wonder Americans are so fat - every few minutes there’s another opportunity to buy a hot dog and a beer.

    • Direct says:

      10:53am | 12/09/11

      I don’t mind NFL, but it would be better if there were no stoppages and there was just one team, not an offensive, defensive and special teams.

    • Luke says:

      01:22pm | 09/09/11

      It was a double fist pump from me when i realised how much footy was on this weekend! Gonna try to watch all of it!
      Can’t wait to see the warriors towel up the broncos. With Thaiday and Hoffman out, they are a little vunerable, and the warriors have been playing well away from home, and only lost to the broncs by a point at Lang Park 5 weeks ago.  Plus i’m a NSWelshman and don’t wanna see Locky go out a winner, it was painful enough in Origin!

    • Blissful says:

      01:39pm | 09/09/11

      This non-sport lover won’t be fighting any one for the remote control. One of the adavantages of living alone and declaring my pad a sports- free zone.  Pure Bliss.

    • S.L says:

      01:44pm | 09/09/11

      EPL is back god bless it! Just got Foxtel fitted after deciding not to fit it to my new digs 12 months ago. Oh boy I missed it!
      Rah Rah World Cup; I love watching the OLL Blecks choke every 4 years!
      A league is back and I can watch it AT HOME again WOOHOO!
      Tigers are about to put Saint George out of it’s misery tonight.
      Not to mention only 5 weeks until Bathurst!
      Oh yeah I heard there are finals in another code south of the border too!

    • What a Raquet says:

      02:05pm | 09/09/11

      Anything but the barbaric game of football, any football.

    • Susan says:

      02:23pm | 09/09/11

      Australian Rules….Rules

      Lions supporter going for West Coast (love the game)

    • bigmuzz says:

      02:24pm | 09/09/11

      I’m still trying to get over the fact that some people these days still live in 1 tv households!?!...... I thought most houses these days were 1 tv PER ROOM households!.... raspberry

    • ibast says:

      03:04pm | 09/09/11

      Our household is a 1 TV household as a matter of principle rather than economics.  In fact we have an old CRT in storage waiting for a junk night to throw it out.

    • Bill says:

      03:17pm | 09/09/11

      TV is full of crap haven’t you noticed?

    • Billy Whizz says:

      12:38pm | 10/09/11

      Our house has one TV and it rarely goes on except when a low ambient light source is needed.  Kids have grown up with the internet so they like to watch what they want, when they want it and cannot abide having to view what others have scheduled.

    • Ricky says:

      03:08pm | 09/09/11

      None! Absolutely none of these sports are interesting or require any form of intelligence.  Nothing beats not giving a shit about men tackling one another and feeling up one another. But apparently foooozzzzzzb4ll is a “MANS” sport. HAHA foooozzzzb4ll is the dumbest sport known to man. I will be watching no sport but rather will be watching Sons of Anarchy. A non queer show.

    • Damo says:

      03:19pm | 09/09/11

      What about the Quicky pro at Long Beach, New York - Kerrsy / Julian, final hopefully.

    • MikeS says:

      03:43pm | 09/09/11

      Have Foxtel.

      WATCH ALL THE SPORTS!!!!!!!!

    • kate says:

      03:49pm | 09/09/11

      I hate AFL, but will definitely be tuning in for the rugby league finals and the EPL.

      Also, might watch rugby union and tennis. Theres too much to choose from!!!

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      04:41pm | 09/09/11

      Probably AFL. Not Rugby League cos if I wanted to see people with their head up an ass, I’d go to Federal Parliament…...

    • Samuel says:

      04:41pm | 09/09/11

      League/Union tonight. AFL/League/Tennis tomorrow. League Sunday. NFL monday.

    • Carz says:

      04:49pm | 09/09/11

      There’s sport on TV this weekend?

    • Martin Milne says:

      04:54pm | 09/09/11

      The reason that there is always football - or soccer to you - is that it is the world game. It is played around, so at whatever time year or day somewhere it will be the football season and game time. It’s great

    • TC says:

      05:02pm | 09/09/11

      “It’s like when you turn on the Cartoon Network on Foxtel and Sponge Bob is on. Sponge Bob is always on”

      So true

      EPL for me then the world cup

    • Phil says:

      06:54pm | 09/09/11

      Can’t believe I agree with MFarr on anything but go Tonga. After all we go for The Wallabies and whoever is playing New Zealand bar the Boks. In that case you want a draw in extra time with plenty of injuries to both teams.

    • Servaas says:

      07:26pm | 09/09/11

      Whatever you watch watch the Springboks to see how a tournament win is forged.

      RWC is definitely the thing for the next few weeks: nations of the world come together to play the true gentlemen’s game.

      Enjoy!

    • Pete #205 says:

      11:19pm | 09/09/11

      I’d love to watch South Africa v Wales this weekend, but Nine is showing only three of eight possible games this weekend .  Three.  At any time, delayed, live, parked in at 2am or otherwise.  What the hell is the point of having three channels?!

      I wish I had a local pub.

      I also wish Fox had a Fox sports only package, at say, $30 a month.  But no, they’d rather you bend over and take it any which way.  Do you know they monitor the number of new subscriptions at those kiosks in malls twice a day?!  Twice a day?! 

      Now can’t sleep… too angry…

    • stevo says:

      07:32am | 10/09/11

      Where’s the dilemma? As if you would watch Rugby. Those brainless, no neck meat heads are such a bore. The AFL is the only real footy to watch. Keep the Rugby for those unfortunately from NSW and Qld and leave the rest of us out of it.

    • Tim says:

      09:15am | 10/09/11

      Watch out, your skirt is showing.

    • Al Chunk says:

      12:50pm | 10/09/11

      Stevo can’t be from melbourne can he?  his open mindedness and gracious attitude is heart warming and certainly not the usual cold, insular narrow minded, unsophisticated eurowannabes that I’ve met.

    • Rodger Ramjet says:

      09:27am | 11/09/11

      EPL EPL EPL, why would you watch any tthing else, Man U game against bolton will have a higher tv audience then the whole of the AFL final series, and its only the 4th game of the season!!!!

 

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