Customer service. Big chain stores like Myer and DJs don’t worry about it. And GASP clothing have tried embraced the oldest model of retail customer service recently: just plain treating their customers like crap.

A real customer experience: getting to wear an iPad on your head. Picture: AFP

If you’ve been living under a rock, to fill you in on a story that’s been doing the rounds this past couple of weeks: Keara O’Neil was on a shopping trip down Chapel St, Melbourne, when she walked into a GASP clothing store. Hunting for bridesmaid dresses and a frock for her hen’s night, she tried on a few dresses with the helping hand of a retail assistant, who was initially helpful and cheerful.

And then he turned on her. O’Neil claimed Chris the shop assistant turned nasty, having her dig at her size 12 frame and yelling out: “Have fun shopping at Supre… I knew you were a joke the minute you walked in”.

O’Neil wrote a letter of complaint and received an extremely obnoxious reply, basically about how GASP is the centre of the universe and plebs like her aren’t welcome.

We’ve all had a bad customer service experience. But how are we supposed to deal with it? Do you write a letter like O’Neil did? Stomp your feet and ask to talk to the manager? Do you ring up A Current Affair? Comment on The Punch? 

Apparently the whole controversy has even been good for GASP’s bottom line. So how do you stop retailers from getting away with it?

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    • Adam Diver says:

      11:58am | 07/10/11

      Don’t buy there. The story is more of an indictment on the stupidity of the welathy and not so wealthy, were exclusion and status trump any sense of quality of the product or service.

    • MadKat of Melbourne says:

      12:44pm | 07/10/11

      Adam Driver “The story is more of an indictment on the stupidity of the welathy and not so wealthy” - I think you’ll find that the wealthy actually don’t shop at Gasp - polyester dresses aren’t their thing - it more for young wannabees -

    • acotrel says:

      04:12am | 08/10/11

      Don’t buy there, and tell ten other people the reason why you don’t ! I always walk away when I detect that a business is making every post a winning post.  However abuse from sales staff is something else ! They must believe that customers are privileged to purchase from their business ? -  What deluded idiots they must be ?

    • dancan says:

      12:06pm | 07/10/11

      There was a good discussion about this last night on the Gruen Transfer.

      There were two main outcomes.

      1.  This is a horribly thought out and enacted marketing plan
      2.  People working at GASP are really just a-holes

      I think it’s probably a mix of both.

      And you can’t stop retailers doing this, there will be a demographic who this stunt will appeal to and as long as they continue to pay out cash the retailers antics will continue

    • Rocket Surgeon says:

      01:24pm | 07/10/11

      This is a complete mindf**k for the mainstream media and consumer. I think Russell got it but the new panelist clearly didn’t. Basically, GASP have a strategy to boost there profile with hipsters by alienating the mainstream. They have executed it poorly and I find the concept appalling but it will work.
      The funny bit is watching the mainstream work themselves into a frenzy. There is nothing so dis-empowering as being told you don’t matter.

    • dancan says:

      02:47pm | 07/10/11

      Very true Rocket.  It is funny to see the overzealous reaction by the public at being told “we don’t care what you think/say”.  I wouldn’t shop there and I think they’re most likely all a-holes but,  I can’t help but admire them for making the decision (PR stunt or not) to just tell everyone to f-off rather than release some PR media statement and act out some false sorrow.

    • Robert Smissen Of rural SA says:

      04:52pm | 08/10/11

      Maybe she was a “Supre Chic”, certainly sounded “the full Bogan” on TV

    • Bluebagger says:

      12:09pm | 07/10/11

      Having worked in retail - I would never have said something like that, even when some people were extremely rude and horrible.  Sure we bitched about them after they left the store - but not within earshot of any customers!
      These days I demand to speak to the manager when someone tries to charge me more than what is advertised, but I’ve never actually had anyone treat me like this shocking store did.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      12:12pm | 07/10/11

      Ahh yes the GASP “story” you realise you’ve all be had right? She gets free dresses… the company gets exposure, Supre gets bad exposure…..pretty easy yo be a manipulator these days

    • Kika says:

      03:59pm | 07/10/11

      Yeah it’s a little ironic that this whole story came out and the store name is “Gasp”...  The story has given the store the cred they wanted - to be controversial and make their customers feel special by being ‘allowed’ to wear their dresses.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      04:35pm | 07/10/11

      Yup, check the story out on Mumbrella. On reading the “nasty email” it seemed to read a lot like a press release with an “our store is special/our store is edgy” schtik to it. I’d be very surprised if it wasn’t ticked off by a PR consultant.

      A couple of PR people have commented they are pretty sure its a stunt -a high risk one too but you know the whole “only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about thing”

    • marley says:

      07:49am | 08/10/11

      Well, I’ve heard of guerrilla marketing, but this seems way overt the top.  I don’t think much of their long-term business plan if it’s based on turning away customers:  that sort of thing only works for the length of time it takes a new, cooler business to pop up, when the trendoids all head off to shop there instead.

    • RI says:

      12:14pm | 07/10/11

      There’s no excuse for such poor customer service.

      Vote with your wallets and take your business elsewhere.

    • Slick says:

      12:46pm | 07/10/11

      I am really fussy now days. If I acctually need customer service(normally when planning on shelling out a fair amount of money) and it is non-exsistant or crap, I will walk out and try elsewhere. The best customer service gets my money and my loyalty. I have had really good service before and been loyal for years, then get really crap service a few times in a row before I finally decide enough is enough.
      If I am paying for something I expect a good experience. If you are good to me I will often compliment you, or advise your manager/owner that your awesome. If your not I will tell the manager, and if they do nothing and dont care, I will tell everyone I know. You dont deserve anyones business if you can’t provide decent service!

    • Direct says:

      01:01pm | 07/10/11

      Welcome to retail in Australia. This is why most people are shopping online. Better range, better prices, better and faster service.

      Given that you can get your groceries delivered after ordering them online, anything you can’t get online is pretty much a luxury item.

    • Daylight robbery says:

      08:34pm | 08/10/11

      (“Welcome to retail in Australia. This is why most people are shopping online. Better range, better prices, better and faster service.”)

      Rubbish;  my wife was just about ripped off for perfume off what she thought was a reputable store in the UK for her mother which turned out to be a proxy in the Seychelles.

      90% of AU online purchases are in Australia.  Retail has to compete with pure online models.  If you get great service from a brick model business go back if you want service to stay.  If not you are placing service as second to price or simply don’t care when purchasing.

      Purchasing in Australia has a bunch of other positive variables,  bigger warranties, back up service, less chance of the business vaporising (cheap item dumping prior to bankruptcy) , no overseas warranty calls, no sending overseas back.  (Don’t forget cost of post)

      Some items are cheaper in the US because shop rental is cheaper, petrol is cheaper, taxes are cheaper, cost of living is cheaper. 
      Much of the reason some items are cheaper at present is the US printed a bucket load of money because the America is broke.  All their businesses are broke.  Many of the items that look the same are not.

      Many Australians are realising the benefits of warranties, service advice on the correct product,  and a guarantee the product will be Authentic.

      When the USD heads back to 80 cents to the dollar where it should be on many occassions the difference maybe the AU retailers import duty and GST.

      GST is defunct as a tax. Tax reform must happen before Australia loses one of its biggest employment sectors left - retail. Brick store or online.
      If not, expect to be America and or England; their retail is imploding because of a 20%VAT.  Their overseas purchases are rife with much tax dodge.

      Remember - no tax - no Australia , send your money offshore at your peril, like America.

    • marley says:

      07:29am | 09/10/11

      @daylight robbery - I can’t agree entirely with what you say.  Prices here are certainly much higher than in a lot of places abroad - and yes, the costs of shop rental, petrol and wages are lower in the US (but not in Europe) than here.  But there are also inefficiencies, regulations, and plain old-fashioned greed in our system. 

      Why would I buy books in a bookstore here, when I can get them online at half the price from the UK?  That’s an issue with regulations on parallel imports, and has little to do with the factors you list. 

      Why would I buy a software program here when I can get it for half the price from Canada?  And that’s comparing on-line costs, not brick and mortar costs. 

      Why should I pay $800 for a camera made in Japan and sold in a shop here, when I can get the identical camera in the US for $425?  I’ll take my chances with the warranty (I’ve never actually had to call in a warranty on a camera).  Sorry, but I don’t believe that wages and rents account for the near 100% markups we see around us.

      If Australian bricks and mortar businesses provided decent service, I think most of us would be prepared to pay a slight premium for buying here.  But the service is generally mediocre to lousy (poorly trained staff and not enough of them) and the premium for buying locally is way too high.  Retailers cannot simply appeal to loyalty to get customers buying locally.  They have to up their game.

    • Daylight robbery says:

      02:08am | 05/11/11

      @Marley

      Have you been to the UK Marley?  Internet shopping has vaporised retail in many parts of England.  Some shopping centres have for lease signs every third window.  The other is a business model similar to say BigW building its only shopping centre with one building and no boutique shops.

      Take it from someone in retail, you have to experience warranty and going vertical on cameras alone wont help you. Ask around, you ll find a few friends who are reluctant to vocalise the bitter taste in their mouths. 

      Australia has some fantastic service, no different to the inconsistencies in other countries,  one particular model similar to many of Americas is expanding fast in Australia.

      “Sorry, but I don’t believe that wages and rents account for the near 100% markups we see around us.”
      Yeah, they do.  Have you seen the price of retail space? Add import tax, GST, and the plethora of additional red tape import costs that go with it.
      You may even notice a currency conversion cost on your bank statement by percentage.

      Software is an odd one, in different countries that same software company will charge more than another.  Many companies do.  This is to provide infrastructure for training, parts etc in oz.

      @Direct “Welcome to retail in Australia. This is why most people are shopping online. Better range, better prices, better and faster service.”

      LOL, more rubbish.  A nice bit a spin but it aint that great.  There is plenty of bargains to be had around and some cons.

      Here we have people talking about buying online price and then comparing it to retail which provides advice.  You anticipate online to go through product and its advice?

      I have ordered a bunch of books online some coming from the UK mostly because they are not available in Australia.  A lot of people miss the postage and post the website price.

      Marley, how do I know this?  I work in retail on the floor with people coming in with prices to match.  I run our company commerce website.
      We are bricks and clicks in Australia and have increased our gross revenue by over 30% since last Christmas to last year when everyone’s heading downing 9% in Oz.  I used to work for a software company that implemented Asset solutions developed by a company in Las Vegas.
      My wifes from the UK spending some time there they have a fading retail.
      I may have missed the session time out default. How do I know, Im a web developer.  Im quite often the person behind the site that sends an email like this.

      Marley,
      Thank you for your business.  We are currently compiling your order. 

      Kind regards,
      Australian tax payer employee.

      Next Christmas Ill be a stay at home dad selling 0’s and 1’s online..

      Its not all a pissing contest.

    • Mahhrat says:

      01:16pm | 07/10/11

      I’d be tempted to go next door to the hardware or modelling shop, buy a can of spray paint, walk back in, point it at some clothes and say, “What was that joke again?”

    • Tezza says:

      04:30pm | 07/10/11

      Yeah right, Mahrat I suggest you do just that and we will laugh at you when you GET ARRESTED.
      And the shop next door is not a hardware shop it’s a dress shop which has gone out of business called Brown Sugar - (life in retail is not much fun) - how do I know the last bit when I live in Sydney. Simple, on Sunday last my wife and I, visiting Melbourne were looking for Brown Sugar where she bought some nice gear last time in Melbourne, found it closed and then noticed that the shop next door was Gasp, remembered the publicity, and looking inside saw the guy with the hair. We weren’t the only ones gawping. So I guess the publicity stunt paid off

    • Terry says:

      01:20pm | 07/10/11

      The customer always HAS THE RIGHT… the right to take their custom elsewhere.

      Stop complaining people!  Most consumers of news and newstainment shows treat them just like advertising - they remember the brand name and not much else.  That’s why there’s no such thing as bad publicity.  If you go to the media hoping to “blow the story into something huge” you’re just giving exposure and airtime to bad operators.  Just don’t shop there, and tell your friends not to shop there.

      If you see an ad for a product that offends you, don’t buy it and tell your friends not to buy it.

      Brands, manufacturers and retailers respond to one thing only - sales.  If they do something and sales go up, they’ll do more of it.  If they do something and sales go down, they’ll stop.

    • Adam says:

      01:42pm | 07/10/11

      Yes I’ve been under a rock this week. From the article she walks in and shop assistant is cheerful and helpful. But they change their attitude as she is leaving. To me the person has come in tried on way too many outfits and bought nothing. And had no intentionto do so. Who needs customers like that?

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      02:19pm | 07/10/11

      I agree. It sounds like the type of people that go to retail shops to try on stuff and then buy online, thus costing the retail store lost time and money in wages. No wonder shop staff get irritated.

    • Fred says:

      01:47pm | 07/10/11

      A lot of customers are really nasty and expect the red carpet treatment and that gets the workers down. If you want to be waited on hand and foot I suggest you move to Asia or some place with enough desperate people to suck up to you. For minimum wage I say you types can go ef yourselves. Add to that it’s a lot harder these days for gen y than early gen x’ers and boomers with house prices, much larger hecs debts and the fact that nearly every job wants x years of experience before they’ll even give you a junior position. 

      But it doesn’t excuse bad manners. I don’t care if they act like they don’t wanna be there but when they don’t reciprocate politeness and courtesy there’s no excuse.

      GASP are obviously after the really snooty market, so is DJs, I refuse to walk into DJs these days. But I think the people that want to avoid them are the customers they don’t want. I guess there’s just enough people out there that want to pay $500 for a nice shirt or something.

    • js says:

      01:51pm | 07/10/11

      the problem is that modern customers are so bloody rude and people in the service industry are fed-up.

    • marley says:

      02:21pm | 07/10/11

      I am impeccably polite when dealing with service staff.  The response I get ranges from pleasant and helpful to friendly but clueless to bored and disinterested.  I’ve only once or twice encountered actual rudeness.  But I regularly encounter people who would like to help but can’t, and even more often, people who couldn’t give a stuff either way.  My impeccable politeness is coming under severe strain.  If you don’t want to be in the service industry and deal with people of all types, then leave it and get a job laying bricks or climbing power pylons or something.

    • The Cement Head says:

      01:57pm | 07/10/11

      Your comment:The customer is always right.
      The boss is always wrong!
      Thats the logic that Australia is based on!

    • Bruce says:

      03:43pm | 07/10/11

      One of my most hated expressions..“the Customer is always right” ? What the hell does it mean ? “I want the article half price and delivered free by a butler in a rolls royce” ?? The customer is only ‘right’ provided their request is within the law and the policy and procedures of the shop in which you enter. Whilst I understand there is common sence balance when providing and receiving customer service, there are some both customer and service provider who push the boundaries. A couple of years ago some friends of mine and my self went into a cake shop in a busy shopping complex to buy a $15 birthday cake.  There were options as to what you could write and the simple design you would like on the cake. There were 4 people serving and quite a number of people waiting to be served. I stood back patiently and watched my friends try to decide what they wanted. Twenty minutes passed by after asking many questions to the sales person, still no decision. This indecision went on for little longer, when the manager of the cake shop came over and told the sales person to help serve other customers who had been waiting for quite sometime, and then told my friends to come back when they had made up their minds. Which I believed was more than reasonable. However, my friends took this as being extremly rude and an example of poor customer service and said they would never go back to that shop again.  I view my ‘friends’ very differently now !

    • The Cement Gead says:

      04:27pm | 07/10/11

      Sorry ! One is not to blame for your Liberal Party friends! Sorry!

    • AJ says:

      02:01pm | 07/10/11

      Apparently I’m living under a rock.

    • Lauren says:

      02:03pm | 07/10/11

      If I’m not happy with the customer service I vote with my wallet and go elsewhere.

      However, I have been on the other end of the stick. I don’t have a high tolerance for no manners, so when I ask customers “how are you today?” I expect an answer or at least acknowledgement. I expect a please or thankyou, and I expect them to finish their mobile conversations before wanting my service. If I don’t get it, I’m not going to put all my effort into being the smilie happy retailer worker that loves your business. If you swear at me because you are not happy with my service, I will walk away, or call security. Working in retail really does suck.

      That GASP fiasco is just something else though. Not only is that Chris person a complete tool, but who gets their bridesmaids dresses from a store that stocks ugly dresses only?

    • Kebabpete says:

      02:43pm | 07/10/11

      Who or what is a GASP? The easiest way to avoid all this is to shop like a man should shop and go into Big W, get your 12mths worth of undies and get the hell out. As for other clothes, that’s what birthday presents are for.

      Women will shop anywhere regardless of the customer experience.

    • Seanr says:

      02:46pm | 07/10/11

      The customer is not always right, they should be given the benefit of the doubt but they are definitely not always right. Sometimes they are rude, irrational, short sighted and petty.
      As a client you can take your business elsewhere, likewise as a business I have the choice not to take you as a client.

    • Super D says:

      03:20pm | 07/10/11

      While the cutomer isn’t always right there’s no profit in proving them wrong.

      I find the GASP scenario interesting.  I imagine that the women now frequenting the store are doing so in search of validation that they are good enough to purchase overpriced merchandise.

    • Ben C says:

      04:11pm | 07/10/11

      @ Super D

      It shouldn’t be about proving customers wrong and that’s it - those in sales or services (I’m one) should endeavour to educate customers about products or services. That would show that you are genuinely interested in the customer’s situation, and want to find a solution to their problem. Even if they don’t buy now, they will remember the assistance you rendered, showed them you know what you were talking about - that’s more likely to lead to profit.

    • David C says:

      03:48pm | 07/10/11

      that behaviour is so 1990’s a la Pretty Woman

    • stephen says:

      08:17pm | 07/10/11

      Yeah but the ‘woman’ was a tart, and we, the viewer, were on her side cause she was trying to better herself.
      And isn’t that precisely what clothes does to people : give a favourable impression ?
      There’s a bit of a game with the buy-and-sell, and it can be good fun if the buyer maintains a sense of humour, especially as the staff don’t know you and you can fog off any rudeness by controlling the ‘sale’, thereby getting as well as a comfortable exchange, also a better price.
      Buyers should always keep their cool, and regulate the verbal repartee.

    • Kika says:

      04:03pm | 07/10/11

      I honestly think this was a ploy to get attention surrounding their business. Otherwise the store name would have been something pleasant - but, no, it’s called GASP and now people have a reason to gasp about them.

      By creating the image that they don’t like everyone buying from them, and you have to be special enough to wear their clothes they actually make you want to buy from them to see if they will think you are worthy enough.

      I think the execution of the media stunt was poor, but I’m sure they’ll get more interest in their store now. FOR SURE.

    • Jason says:

      07:44pm | 07/10/11

      The 21st century consumer, wants everything for cost price and expects premium service to match..

      A good business with good products/services knows the value of what they offer and generally has a customer base who appreciate what they sell. That same business then can afford to pick and choose clients that they want to do business with. I can tell you now that there are company’s that I will not do business with, we simply refer them to our competitor who happily takes them and the problems they bring.

      Its very true that the clients who demand the most discounted rates and shop out of catalogues are also the ones who’s expectations are so high that they are more problems than they are worth. I am going to share a little tip, if you want top notch service, shop at the same places, dont expect discounts or waste the assistants time and be very friendly with the staff and you will soon find that you are getting A+ service, with heavily discounted rates for being such an enjoyable customer to deal with. When you walk into a shop demanding the “best price” you instantly get placed into the high effort / low reward category with 80% of the other punters, be the customer that the staff enjoy doing business with and you become the rare 20% and the benefits will flow.

    • Maree says:

      10:55pm | 08/10/11

      Jason: Well said, problem is, many customers just do not understand this concept. High effort customers can go to the opposition and let them erode their profit margins.

    • Shane says:

      01:29pm | 10/10/11

      @ Jason.  Mate, if I walk into a shop intending to spend hundreds or thousands, sometimes on several items, I reckon I’m entitled to ask the sales assistant at some stage what their best price for the products are.  Friendly and knowledgable service plus a few percent off the ticketed price = happy customer who will come back next time they’re in the market.

    • Johnno says:

      10:31pm | 07/10/11

      I am an old 70yr old bloke and I make a point of being up-beat, cheerful and jokey in a fun way.  Like: “If I come back tomorrow and buy more, can I expect a 98% discount and a freebie or two, as I am friendly and made your grind in the sweat shop more than tolerable?!”  This leads to laughter and a fun cheeky exchange of pleasant mutual sending up.  As a result, I find that staff who are young enough to be my grandkids (I don’t have any!) remember me, smile the next time I go in.  Some comment, “OMG it’s YOU again, but don’t stop being outrageous, please!”  Now, being the age I am, I am supposed to be invisible to the younger generation.  And, being single now, I experience the joys of being greeted in other places, like the occupants of a car saying hello as I cross a street and I have to admit I don’t remember who they are as I am “today in Vera Vague mode” (more laughs).  When someone is sour, they may be going through some private drama from hell with the nearest and dearest from hell, and it is no fun being on one’s feet every working day.  Yes, you are the customer, BUT YOU DO NOT OWN THE STORE OR ITS STAFF.  A civilisation is like a machine, and civility and good manners with a dab of kindness is the oil which makes it really smooth running and civilised.  End of Sermon, Possums!

    • thatmosis says:

      08:34am | 08/10/11

      The service is so abysmal in most shops that I buy online whenever I can. The service is prompt and 99.999% of the time its exactly what I ordered and always at a cheaper price than in Australian retail stores. I can return items that are wrong and if by chance they dont turn up i can get my money back, which up to now i have never had to avail myself of this service. Add to this the absense of impulse buying and the whole thing adds up to saving after saving.
      Go into most shops and the staff are nowhere to be seen or so wrapped in their own little world that they can be looking straight at you and not see you. Add to that the crap musac that eminates at a decible level that even a deaf person could detect and the whole shopping experience takes on the proportions of a trek up Mt Everest, not enjoyable in the least.

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      06:55pm | 08/10/11

      Too right! Simply don’t go back to GASP. Hit’em where it hurts: Their hip pockets.
      I used to love Myer & DJs! Note those words “Used to”. Myer used to have a wonderful motto which epitomised Myer stores. It was ” For Value & Friendly Service”. When I worked at Myer (never, ever were we to call it “Myer’s”) that motto was the first thing we learnt about Myer. We Humble Shop Assistants (HSAs) did not set the prices so it was up to buyers & management to put in the “Value”. BUT we HSA’s were the ones who put in the Service with a capital S! Fall down on that single most important facet of our job & we were out on our ears. Anyone, it was said, who had been trained & worked in any Myer Store could get a good job in any Department Store anywhere in the world & as many Australians were heading overseas for Working Holidays in England. Having the “Myer Cerificate of Employment” opened doors in the most prestigious stores in London
      Sadly, as a direct result of the merger between G J Coles & Myer Ltd, that all went by the board. Coles had long-since given up where their Supermarkets were concerned (though it is great to now see them fighting back) by employing people who had neither knowledge nor interest in Food Retailing.
      Myer brought in a new boss from overseas who damn-near destroyed Myer
      altogether yet, just like so many senior executives today, on being relieved of the position walked away with a reported $16 million handshake. Nice reward for destroying the pre-eminent Department Store Chain in Australasia!\
      They are trying to now lift their game just as Coles have done.
      Unfortunately without too much success. Oh! the Staff are great, the Service they provide is too.
      The problem is there aren’t enough of them!
      Today you can walk round in circles on every floor, through numerous departments & it can take up to 15 minutes, or more, to find anyone to actually provide that excellent Service!
      DJ’s (David Jones to the hoi-poloi) is no different.
      Square kilometres of floor space on every floor. Numerous different Departments. Not a Shop Assistant in sight! When you do eventually find one there is a queue of people wanting to be served.
      Other Big Stores are no different. Staff is almost non-existent with the added “bonus’ that they are ill-informed & rude.
      They all are complaining like mad about losing customers to the Internet!
      They want the GST put on everything & not just on orders over $1000 for purchases made from overseas Department & Specialty Stores.
      Well, Ladies & Gentlemen of the Boardrooms, Managers et al. You can put a stop to all this if you want to.:
      EMPLOY MORE STAFF & lots of them.
      Train them as Myer & DJ’s did so many years ago.
      Ask Cutomers, your most valuable asset, to report Service failures, Staff Rudeness - No, this does not mean Staff have to put up with rudeness from customers - it means they just have to be taught how to cope with it.
      All those years ago this was exactly one of the features of Myer Training Programmes. How to deal with difficult or rude customers.
      You want us, including oldies like me, to shop with you rather than doing it over the Internet with some store in London, Paris, Berlin or New York then extract the digits & provide “SERVICE” Yes, in capital letters.

    • Utopia Boy says:

      09:01am | 09/10/11

      Is anyone here a “customer” of the Child Support Agnecy?
      Now there’s an organisation with some real customer relations skills!

    • Jacqui says:

      01:04pm | 26/10/11

      I think what GASP did was pure genius. Finally a brand that does not apologise for not conforming to the clichés. Love it, a fashion store with attitude!

 

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From: They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

Michael S says:

"A teacher at Geelong Grammar had criticised her for using words that were too long, which had left her confused and had made her doubt her ability to write essays. She became ''quite distressed'' when her English marks began to fall." I can sympathise. My scholastic mentors conveyed to me a causal relationship… [read more]

From: Welfare for breeders is a bonus for everyone

Change Up! says:

I have no problem paying my taxes. As a single, childless person on a very decent income, I can afford it and not have my life severely altered. Plus I understand that my taxes paying for things like schools, childcare and infrastructure is ultimately a good thing. A better community is better for me… [read more]

Gentle jabs to the ribs

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

A private school girl’s family is sueing her elite, extremely expensive private school for not… Read more

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