OK, we’ve been avoiding this topic because we have a very strong inkling the conversation will go only one way. But let’s get it over with. Do politicians deserve a pay rise?

To be precise, do they deserve the big fat whopping pay rises which the Remuneration Tribunal seems likely to hand down? Back benchers could get an extra $40k. Prime Minister Gillard could be up for $90k more, which would mean she out-earns US pres Barack Obama and British PM David Cameron.
Bob Brown doesn’t think it’s warranted. In an ouburst which the whole of Australia is likely to agree with for once, the Greens leader said: “Our job is not to compare ourselves with ... (the) obscene salaries of some of the big bank executives, but with what hard-working teachers or senior echelons in the defence forces, the police force, the nursing profession are getting.”
Strong words. But let’s play devil’s advocate for a moment. Maybe these guys do deserve it. Let’s examine some of the conditions which would normally attract an oversized wage and see how many of those boxes politicians tick.
Supremely long hours? Tick. Working away from home for weeks at a time? Tick. Extreme stress? Tick. Lack of privacy? Tick.
No, politicians do not face the prospect of death on each shift, as miners and oil riggers and comedians do. But otherwise, their jobs share a fair few traits with jobs that tend to attract the big bucks.
The flipside is that politcians are nothing more than glorified public servants. Indeed, in this age of focus group-driven policy, it’s often hard to grasp what they actually do for a living.
Federal Labor MP Richard Marles once wrote in a memorable Punch column that he is putting on weight due to all the functions he has to attend. Get crumbs on his shirt and he’s a glutton. Eschew the food and he’s rude. He can’t win.
All the same, death by caramel slice is hardly a hardship. Politicians work bloody hard, but it’s difficult to argue they deserve a big, in-your-face salary boost before Christmas. Or is it?
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