This month’s debate about banning the burqa was set off by a blog post written by Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi. But instead of banning a piece of clothing, perhaps it’s time to consider banning him, instead.
Imagine a future Australia with Cory Bernardis on every street corner. Where children enjoying an otherwise pleasant family day at the beach could find themselves distraught by the sight of a horde of South Australian Liberal Party senators descending on the sand with their terrifying political thought bubbles. Is this the kind of future we want?
Left unchecked, Cory Bernardis could form ghettos, with God Save The Queen being played over loudspeakers five times a day. Youngsters dressed like Cory Bernardi will gather to listen to bands that performed at WOMADelaide, flashing their Young Liberals membership cards while they cite studies that say climate change isn’t caused by humans.
Some people who have found themselves talking to Cory Bernardi will tell you they smiled and nodded at the time but later confess to being extremely distressed by the experience.
For ordinary Australians to see his uncovered face is confronting.
There is also the frightening prospect of people dressing as Cory Bernardi so they can rob banks.
Anybody could dress up as Cory Bernardi and you’d never know who you were really talking to.
Australia is at a crossroads. This is potentially a major shift in Australia’s social fabric. If we want to preserve Australian values Cory Bernardis must learn to integrate their views with mainstream opinion.
A future with Cory Bernardis in every major Australian city brings with it the prospect of groups of them walking up and down our main shopping streets. It’s enough to make any fair-minded Australian stop and think.
For safety and for society, Cory Bernardi needs to be banned.
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