Update 12.35pm: Stephen Fielding has just told The Punch that he was mistaken when he claimed on Q&A that Kevin Rudd did not believe in evolution. A number of commenters have attacked the PM below off the back of Fielding’s claims but the Senator says: “I made a mistake. I thought I had read it somewhere but obviously I didn’t, I apologise to the Prime Minister for the mistake.”
We now know courtesy of Monday’s excellent episode of Q&A that when Stephen Fielding and Kevin Rudd first met the PM pulled a Bible out of his top pocket and gave an impromptu sermon. It’s not clear which passage Rudd read although we can presume it wasn’t Ezekiel 25:17 - “I will strike you down with great vengeance and furious anger and you will know then that I am the Lord” - tempting as it may have been for the PM to pass the ETS by popping a cap in the Christian Senator’s ass.
I am not a violent person either but there was something about the creeping Jesus quality of Monday night’s show that had me wanting to kick a hole in the plasma, wondering angrily whether anyone can remember the French Revolution and the quaint conviction that the Church is over there, the State is over here, and never the twain shall meet.
Picking on Stephen Fielding is like shooting the early Christian fish symbol in a barrel and scientist Richard Dawkins did the excellent cause of atheism no favours with his intellectual belligerence and plain rudeness. Admittedly, Fielding had set a pretty low standard with his garbled theological pronouncements - such as his excellent assertion that Australia, home to blackfellas for some 40,000 years, is probably less than 10,000 years old coz that’s what it says in the Good Book.
But Fielding was still given no chance by Dawkins and not much more of a chance by host Tony Jones as he became the nutty Christian caricature of the night. As a result I think some viewers might have ended up feeling a strange kind of pity for Fielding, who at the start of the show was being double-teamed by the pair, as he dealt with machine-gun questions about the age of planet earth and the merits of teaching school students the scientifically-bereft fantasy that is creationism as part of the science curriculum.
But I’m less troubled by the candid fundamentalism of Fielding than I am about the apparent fact that our Prime Minister has got a Bible handy in his top pocket for a behind-closed-doors sermon in the nation’s Parliament. Or his decision some months ago to become the chief cheerleader for Mary Mackillop, who was always going to be canonised anyway.
Or the fact that his opponent, Tony Abbott, sometimes seems undecided as to whether he wants to be the next prime minister or the next Pope.
Watching Q&A, I was less worried by Fielding than I was by the appearance of Labor frontbencher Tony Burke and Liberal deputy Julie Bishop, who seemed to have been suckered into the growing orthodoxy in politics that some kind of belief in God is essential to give you a moral basis for governing.
It was hilarious watching the pair talk about asylum seekers in any kind of theologically-tinged moral context. The handling of this issue by both sides of politics, both in power and in opposition, has had nothing to do with morality since 2001 and everything to do with winning votes.
It would be a bad day if in this secular country our politicians ever get to the point where, as in the United States, it is political death to admit to atheism, and where they’re all busily networking with the cross-party prayer group, wearing their faith on their sleeve as a transparent bit of family-values product placement.
As a friend of mine said watching the show the other night, it felt like you can’t swing a crucifix in the Federal Parliament without hitting a Christian. Oh for a Bob Hawke, who led the nation as a declared atheist, despite the inspired jibe by Whitlam era minister Jim McLelland that in order for Hawkie to believe in God he would first have to abandon the conviction that he was God.
People are obviously free to choose whatever faith they wish. But many of us in Australia regard politics as the public sphere of life, and religion (or a lack of religion) as very much the private sphere. I don’t really want any of my politicians to stop and ask themselves “what would Jesus do?” as they wrangle with everything from paid maternity leave to our deployment in Afghanistan, but rather to think about policies in the context of the greater good.
It is logically possible to have a moral code without keeping a Gideons in your shirt pocket.
In closing, this isn’t an attempt to ridicule Christianity either. It’s one of the gentlest of faiths. And if you’re looking for the worst examples where religion and politics have merged into one dysfunctional entity, I’d point you in the direction of the Taliban, our good friend Mr Ahmenijad and the blokes who flew the planes into the Twin Towers.
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