There’s a steaming pile of rubbish out there about health. There’s plenty of money to be made from offering too-good-to-be-true remedies.

Yesterday I was writing a couple of news stories about ways in which people get bamboozled by health-related information and then I started firing up a Punch piece on them. Then I realised I’d written it all before. Bullshit is everywhere, and it’s a billion-dollar industry and people want magic pills.
So rather than repeat myself I thought I’d just list five of the stories that have crossed my desk recently and made me want to tear out my hair and run screaming into the street. And if you know of others, let me know. It’s not that we ever run short of subjects for The Punch’s regular I Call Bullshit column, but there’s a sadistic pleasure in seeing that particular cup runneth over.
1. Cancer. To be more specific, people who eat all organic raw food then relax with a spliff mixed with tobacco. In the latest issue of medical journal The Lancet Oncology, Adjunct Associate Professor Bernard Stewart wrote that people who think that ‘everything gives you cancer’ are more likely to keep doing the stuff that actually gives you cancer. So they’ll stop using their mobiles… but lie out in the sun. Or they’ll stop putting food in plastic containers… but drink like fish. People have been bombarded with the cancer message so thoroughly they no longer have any perspective on where the real danger lies. Don’t get fat. Don’t smoke. Don’t tan. Don’t drink too much.
2. Weight loss. Among the many – many – weight loss gimmicks on the market are the undoit pills. They supposedly “grab” fat and carbs from your food. So – get this – if you have a Big Mac and fries you just take five pills to ‘undoit’. Public health advocate Dr Ken Harvey reckons there are more than a thousand weight loss products approved by the TGA and that they’re all either a scam or a rip off.
3. Sunscreen. A recent Government report found a group of people are so worried about the (vague) potential for nanoparticles in sunscreen to cause (vague) ill health, they’d rather go unshielded altogether, taking the very real risk of melanoma.
4. Vaccines. An oldie but a goodie that keeps giving. Anti-vaxxers are using concerns about Fluvax to keep insisting that, on balance, vaccines are bad and you’re better off leaving your kids at the mercy of measles and a bunch of other diseases. They got fresh wind from the recent announcement that the Federal Government has renewed the CSL contract to keep providing Fluvax.
5. Exercise. There’s an old wives’ tale that is very tempting to believe – that walking and running have the same benefits if you cover the same distance. It’s just not true. But articles keep cropping up reassuring people that you don’t need pain to gain. As much as you’d love a leisurely meander around the block, you’d get fitter and burn more calories and build more muscle if you ran. Sorry. But walking IS better than nothing.
These are just a few things that have grabbed my attention in the past few weeks. There are plenty more out there. Heard any health myths lately?
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