On a simple buzz-for-bucks basis, booze on sale at the wildly popular Summafieldayze festival is the most expensive drug on the Australian market.

You need a trust fund equal to the Hilton sisters to afford the booze at Aussie music festivals.  Photo: Julian Smith.

Single cans of mid-strength Smirnoff vodka and lemonade were going for the ridiculous sum of $10.50; a captive market of 30,000 punters (each shelling out $140 for a ticket) was caught in the net.

For the cost of three or four festival drinks and a couple of phone calls, any half-connected ticketholder could instead score himself a measure of illicit drugs sure to get them far closer to “the happy place” place than a few pre-mixed cans ever could.

This situation puts a new duty of care on festival licensees. Their loyal patrons deserve more than the responsible service of alcohol, they deserve the responsible pricing of alcohol.

Queensland’s Summafieldayze is known interstate as Summadayze or Field Day, all essentially the same annual roadshow co-promoted around the country by Future Entertainment and Fuzzy, with Cross Promotions pitching in to stage the Gold Coast leg.

The simple fact that vodkas are $10.50 and beers are eight bucks a pop is evidence of pretty serious price gouging, particularly as Smirnoff and beermaker Pure Blonde are top-tier sponsors of the event and competing brands are shut out. 

But that’s all a side issue. The real double-edged Catch-22 lies at the point where a $10.50 drink overlaps with Australia’s head vs. brick wall drug policy and the music festival demographic.

The cops are hip enough to know that a big portion of the crowd at outdoor parties such as Summafieldayze are either off their heads or intending to get that way.

That’s why police go to the trouble of deploying drug sniffer dogs at these events and patrol the grounds with their eyes peeled for awkward, lingering handshakes.

Summafieldazye is an outdoor dance party advertised online and in the street press to kids, not on the back cover of the Robb Report to fat cats.

Put $10.50 on a drink and you’ve got a perfect storm of cash-poor young punters looking for a good time, legal booze at ridiculously “uncompetitive” prices and illicit options offering more fun for less money… and possibly a fine or criminal record.

The authorities want kids off drugs while allowing the legal alternative to be sold at much higher prices. Clearly there’s a big incompatibility here between the sweetness of the carrot and the sharpness of the stick.

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    • Reg says:

      06:33am | 06/01/11

      Kudos for your open encouragement of illicit drug use.  A responsible thing to do for a national media outlet.

    • Tracey Conlan says:

      08:12am | 06/01/11

      Because all drugs are bad but alcohol is good ? Stay inside your box Reg. Its a big world out there.

    • Laura says:

      08:15am | 06/01/11

      oh no, not the ecstacy, anything but the ecstacy D:

      While I don’t think Sam is necessarily condemning recreational drug use, I don’t think the point he’s trying to make is advocation either. Merely drawing a parallel to highlight the ridiculously high cost of alcohol sold at festivals after an already ridiculously high entry fee.

      but really they’re the same as nightclub prices so it’s not a huge surprise.

    • Reg says:

      08:48am | 06/01/11

      I never mentioned alcohol was good, so thanks for your misinterpretation.

      Good for you Tracey, I hope you find personal slight empowering.  How tough you are hiding behind your keyboard.

    • Luce says:

      08:56am | 06/01/11

      Firstly, Reg, a greater proportion of people die each year from legal drugs (alcohol and tobacco) then do from illegal drugs.

      Secondly, this article makes no clear statement what it is endorsing, it’s merely pointing out the inconsistency between banning drugs and making the legal alternative so expensive that youngsters are more likely to risk being charged then they are to spend what little money they have on ever more expensive, lower strength drinks. And I think it is a very valid point.  That, and many other aspects of this country’s drug policy, are in dire need of review.

    • Syl says:

      09:23am | 06/01/11

      Reg

      Can you please supply a quote from the article that openly encourages illicit drug use?

      I tried REALLY hard but couldn’t find one.  All I found was an article about people wanting a buzz and the stupidity of having the legal option ridiculously more expensive than the illegal option.

    • baz says:

      10:25am | 06/01/11

      so are we all happy with the consensus that reg is an idiot?

    • AndrewK says:

      10:33am | 06/01/11

      I’m with Syl on this one, Reg. This article is not pro-illicit drugs. It’s a “do you really think it’s a good idea to set up your music festival this way if you’re trying to discourage the use of illicit drugs?” article.

    • Shane says:

      11:07am | 06/01/11

      Man alive, Luce. Of course ” a greater proportion of people die each year from legal drugs (alcohol and tobacco) then do from illegal drugs.”
      It’s because they are used more widely than illegal drugs !

    • Straight Man says:

      11:32am | 06/01/11

      Read it again Reg, The author suggests it more “cost effective” to use illicit drugs than buy the legal ones. If you are a poor youngster looking for some fun you are going to go with what is more affordable.

      I see nowhere in the article he encourages use of such substances.

      If you can’t see why that is worth considering, then maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to play on teh intewebs.

    • Luce says:

      11:35am | 06/01/11

      Shane, I said greater proportion not greater number (even though greater number is also correct) specifically because there are more deaths as a percentage of users of alcohol and tobacco compared to illicit drugs. i.e. if there were equal number of users for all substances, you’d still see more deaths from legal over illegal drugs.

    • Anthony says:

      12:57pm | 06/01/11

      Drugs are only illicit, Reg, because money hungry politicians want you to believe that they are bad, when really they can’t find any viable way to tax them to their benefit. Pretty easy to grow a weed plant in your back yard, very hard to regulate that kind of thing. Alcohol is responsible for more deaths, health and social problems than any other drug yet it remains a legal mind altering substance. The only social problems that weed caused was who ate the last Twistie. I think this country needs to revise its laws and allow people to make their own choices in life, not scare monger the general populice into believing that drugs are satan and anyone who takes them is akin to a murderer or rapist.

    • Dave says:

      01:33pm | 06/01/11

      Good to see the junkies up so early today!

    • Veteran festival goer says:

      04:31pm | 06/01/11

      @ Laura..

      They are not the same as nightclub drink prices.
      You at least get your full shot in your glass for anywhere between 3-9 dollars. Whereas the festivals pump out mid strength for 10.50. Not equal in any terms.

      I did hear that QLD was the only state enforicing that? Don’t know how true that is. Wishful thinking maybe.
      Also, as others who have stated below. You can get drugs for much cheaper that will get you off all day. An LSD cap, standard eccy pill and others go for around 10-30 dollars.. depending on who you know and who likes you.

    • Mitch says:

      02:30pm | 07/01/11

      I love this article. Thank you! It is difficult to see how something is pro-drugs when its entire essence is suggesting a very real and pragmatic solution to discouraging drug use. Quite simply - I am a young person. I go to festivals. I don’t take drugs. I do drink occassionally - YOUNG PEOPLE DON’T HAVE MONEY TO BURN AND WILL ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE BIGGEST BANG FOR THEIR BUCK!!! Provide a better option and they’ll take it!

    • JKM says:

      03:47pm | 09/01/11

      Reg, the author is making light of a commonly known microeconomic pattern recognised as the ‘substitution effect’. As the price of a particular good rises (e.g. Alcohol), the relative price of its close substitutes falls (e.g. Illicit drugs), even if the latter’s nominal price has held constant. We’ve seen this effect demonstrated by the so-called ‘Alcopops tax’, whereby the sales of bottled spirits skyrocketed in response to the price rise on RTD premix spirits. The overall level of alcohol consumption did not experience a significant change in volume = policy fail.

      Reg, the laws of supply & demand do not care for your subjective ethical considerations. The author did not advocate drug use, Reg you must have extremely poor analytical/comprehension skills, or perhaps English is not your first language? Notwithstanding, even if the author were to take such a line is not his responsibility what others do, there is NO SUCH THING AS COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY. Mere words do not physically harm a person, nor force/coerce them into a course of action; that decision lies with the individual, hence personal responsibility.

      Dave, good to see the moral authoritarians up so early today imposing their will upon others; their intolerance and control-freak nature never fails to amuse.

      I always get a laugh at how zealots try to explain why an action taken by other humans, that doesn’t affect them in any way, shape or form, has GOT to be illegal. These types of people are not just happy controlling people in their own immediate circumstances (family, friends, colleagues), but insist upon controlling complete strangers whom they’ve never met.

      Forget the Liberal/Labor/Greens BS, there are only two types of political classes in this world: those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire. Recognising the danger posed by the former is extremely important for the self-preservation of liberty within our country.

    • Austin 3:16 says:

      09:10pm | 09/01/11

      JMK,

      Of course, that’s why the liquor industry was so against the alcopops tax, because it would not affect overall sales.

      Crikey in May last year quoted ABS data as showing that:
      “Beer and spirit consumption increased but not by enough to offset the decrease in RTD consumption so the overall effect was a decline in per capita consumption. ”

      Perhaps you could have also considered price elasticity of demand ?

      “I always get a laugh at how zealots try to explain why an action taken by other humans, that doesn’t affect them in any way, shape or form, has GOT to be illegal.”

      Murder hasn’t affect me in any shape way or form, and (on probability) it never will. Yet I remain steadfastly of the opinion that it should still be illegal. The same for a number of other criminal offenses, yet I very much doubt that makes me some kind of control freak.

      Personal freedoms are not limitless.

    • JKM says:

      02:12pm | 10/01/11

      Austin perhaps I should have clarified that better, murder has a real tangible victim. Teenagers taking drugs/alcohol at a music festival does not have a victim; it is self-inflicted.

      Any criminal offences such as assault, trespassing or property damage inflicted under the influence are still separare offences in and of themselves. The actual act of consuming drugs does not affect anyone but the user; it is self-inflicted. This is how alcohol is treated, which has really shown to make people violent and aggressive, yet we get some reactionaries complaining about music lovers just wanting to relax and have a good time.

    • mayday says:

      07:11am | 06/01/11

      An educated person would know that the damage caused from alcohol through drink driving, violence, health problems and overpricing is way bigger than the combined damage of ALL illegal drugs put together.

      Often the younger adults binge drink before they arrive or they’ll take that extra pill because they can’t afford the alcohol available.

      Ah, but we can’t legalise them….......two wrongs don’t make a right!

      Neither does price gouging young adults who want to buy a legal substance at immoral prices under the guise of “its better than them getting into drugs!”

    • TChong says:

      07:55am | 06/01/11

      mayday - the illegal drugs are CHEAPER than hitting the piss?
      Must be very very cheap glucose powder palmed off as eccys, or the alcohol must be Dom Perignon. (sic)
      And no folks , I dont approve of kiddies doing drugs or alcohol, or adults who cant handle drugs or alcohol causing problems for others.

    • pat says:

      08:25am | 06/01/11

      TChong most illicit drugs are unquestionably cheaper than alcohol at any of these events.  For example LSD retails at around $15 a hit, and half is enough and lasts all day.

    • DanieL says:

      08:28am | 06/01/11

      TChong, yes it is cheaper. An e at $30 will give you more bang for your buck than 3 beers will. Drugs are a regular part of youth culture. Noone thinks its a big deal to take drugs, and society does us a disservice when it chooses prohibition over harm minimisation.

    • TChong says:

      08:56am | 06/01/11

      DanieL, Pat I was attempting (fail) at having a go at the outrageous prices of any drink, alcohol , or not, are at these BIg Day type events.
      Wholehearedly agree that the prohibition against soft drugs for adult users is crazy.

    • Rog says:

      09:02am | 06/01/11

      TChong - drugs are definitely cheaper than alcohol at festivals like this, which is why increasing excise taxes on alcohol are fuelling greater demand for the untaxed, unregulated black market of illicit drugs.

      More people end up using drugs as an alternative substance to alcohol, dealers recognise the spike in demand and supply it. It’s a near pure market without the overheads of legitimate industries and no tax. It certainly is cheaper per person, especially when dealers are supplying a large market and achieving great economies of scale and are therefore able to drop prices to undercut competitors (competitors I guess can include the alcohol industry, too).

    • DanieL says:

      08:19am | 06/01/11

      Ahh, festival booze. The privilege of lining up for 45 minutes and missing your favourite act so you can pay $10 to drink out of a plastic cup. Not worth it, double dump a couple of pills to avoid the dogs before you get to the gate and hope for the best.

    • Dr McKay says:

      09:20am | 06/01/11

      Perfect Daniel, that highlights the real trouble with this double edged approach.  If it is a more desirable option to double dump, with it’s extreme risk than it is to pay $10 for a single drink and getting the pills into the festival is too hard then we are left with the worst of the three possible options.  Way to go nanny state.

      BTW, the war on drugs has only achieved one thing.  Giving gangs a steady and high income stream.

    • Tripper Smurf says:

      11:37am | 06/01/11

      Legalise it… or at least decriminilise it.  Make it in pharmaecutical lab conditions with quality standardisation and then place the same taxes on it as on tobacco/alchol or any other drugs.

      Overdoeses from impurities would drop and many of the kids that are doing it for the thrill of the illegal would probably stop seeking out the high so much…. Not to mention it would take this revenue away from the criminal gangs that control the drug trade and are largely funded by it.

    • Um says:

      12:01pm | 06/01/11

      Realistically, sniffer dogs at concerts are used as a deterrant. They are ineffective at actually detecting anything as there are too many drugs/ smells that they are overwhelmed and struggle to detect where the smells are coming from.
      However, unfortunately what you’re saying is still true and some people will double dump- increasing the dangers to them.

    • Hmm says:

      03:07pm | 06/01/11

      Um, you are completely correct.  The amount of times I’ve managed to get drugs past sniffer dogs is ridiculous. And that’s doing nothing more sophisticated then just putting then in my bra.

    • RT says:

      09:15am | 06/01/11

      Just smuggle your own booze into these events. It’s possible to get it past the bored gorillaz that do the bag-checking. Not enough to wreck you, just to take the edge off the day.

    • Jenna says:

      11:26am | 06/01/11

      I did smile 2 mini vodkas snuck into my bag of Snakes Alive. The buzz of sneaking them through far out-weighed the alcohol buzz raspberry

    • Um says:

      11:57am | 06/01/11

      If you’re a girl, the hip flsk in the cleavage also works well. Even if security suspects, they won’t question it. smile

    • Bex says:

      09:18am | 06/01/11

      Just throwing out a suggestion here: oranges injected with vodka.
      Impossible to detect.
      You’re welcome.

    • Former serial festival goer says:

      10:07am | 06/01/11

      You cant even bring in bottled water to some of these things, let alone food. With no passouts they know they have a captive market.

    • Bex says:

      10:31am | 06/01/11

      As a former and current festival goer I can assure you they can’t refuse you fruit. I’ve never been refused when I’ve taken it to the Falls or BDO since it’s commonly used to boost blood sugar in diabetics - for example.

    • Romli065 says:

      09:25am | 06/01/11

      All this talk about drugs and alcohol ... why can’t people go to a concert or any event and enjoy it sober?  How about that for a radical idea?  Why the constant need to be under the influence?  Don’t they know how to enjoy life without being either drunk or on drugs?

    • Luce says:

      10:06am | 06/01/11

      Romli065, it’s not necessarily a NEED to be under the influence for these events. The simple truth is its just more fun that way. Don’t judge others for doing it (since the beginning of time humans have been looking for ways to experience something outside of sobriety, this is no different), instead, try it yourself sometime smile

    • The Badger says:

      10:53am | 06/01/11

      Romli065
      It’s a rock concert, not the philharmonic orchestra.

      Perhaps we should go the cricket, the footy and the rugby and not have a beer?

    • Romli065 says:

      10:54am | 06/01/11

      Been there, done that Luce.  It’s not something that ever really stuck with me though.  I guess I’m just the type of person who can enjoy the simple things in life - like music - without the need for any exterior influences. Also, so much despair and destrucrion so often comes from alcohol and/or drugs that I just can’t support such rampant use of it in our society, especially amongst young people who have so much to live for and often die young unnecessarily because of drink driving or drug overdose. Personally i think it’s gotten out of control.

    • Eugene Shnorkelbean says:

      11:00am | 06/01/11

      Because you can’t have fun sober. It’s a scientific fact.

    • Romli065 says:

      11:22am | 06/01/11

      I love my sport and can watch the footy, cricket, tennis etc. all without “having a beer”.  See, that’s what I see as the problem, people often think it’s actually abnormal if you don’t drink!  Why?  What’s so weird about me if I don’t drink or take drugs and enjoy life just as much as the next person, and have a good time at concerts, sporting events, parties? I think people who CAN’T enjoy themselves unless they’re out of it are the ones with the problem.

    • Tripper Smurf says:

      11:42am | 06/01/11

      Its the different between needs and wants Romli.  When I go to a festival or a football game or any other social setting with drinks/drugs present, I dont NEED to partake, but it doesnt stop me from WANTING to do so.

      I guess the point is though, is that if I went to a festival with yourself, I would not expect you to get drunk or high, just because I was.  At the same time because Im not judging you or trying to convince you that your way of doing things isnt as good as mine, I would expect the same from you.  In fact I have quite a few good friendships that largely operate on this principle.

      Everything in moderation my friend, and that includes moderation itself!

    • Luce says:

      11:45am | 06/01/11

      Romli065, fair enough, its not everyone, thats for sure. But judging those who do enjoy it does nothing to help the situation.

      This country treats alcohol and drugs as a criminal problem, when it should be tackled as a health problem. As someone said above, “society does us a disservice when it chooses prohibition over harm minimisation”.

      We have to accept the fact that people are always going to look for ways to get intoxicated. If all we do is try stop them, it’ll lead to dangerous situations as they will just find other avenues to do it. If we focus on providing a safe environment, where people can a) make fully informed choices, b) not feel like they’re rebelling and hence are less likely to go overboard, and c) if they need, can access help, we’d see a lot less bad coming from these situations.

      The government needs to take a much more practical, and much less backward approach then what they’re currently doing.

    • Richard Dobson says:

      09:39am | 06/01/11

      This is an interesting study of what official regulation and protectionism for an official monopoly will do to the price of a commodity in direct comparison to the price mechanisms of a free market.

      The government sanctioned mind altering substance has been inflated and had its price distorted waaay out of all proportion, and every year it gets worse. Each year it requires more and more money to buy less and less alcoholic content at one of these festivals.

      The difference with illegal street drugs is palpable. In the black market, which much closer to a true free market, prices actually come down year on year, and quality increases, because the free market efficiently operates in this manner by to reduce prices and increase quality by nature. Even with the risk of going to jail priced in, the amount of mind altering affect per dollar is far cheaper when the informal free market is able to operate instead of the strictly controlled monopoly.

      This phenomenon can be observed occurring in every facet of the economy. Wherever a free market is let be by the authorities, it is able to flourish, and prices and continually driven lower while quality is increased: look at mobile phones, look at laptops, look at internet data plans. But then whenever the government imposes itself in a regulatory way, or even worse, sets up a monopoly, it spells the end of efficiency and price reprieves: look at utilities (water/electricity), look at public transport, look at medical and educational costs: the prices just keep rising relentlessly.

      Which makes me suspect that the drug users of Australia are all hoping very hard that their substance of choice is never legalised in this country, because that would spell an end to the free market in it and the commencement of perpetual price rises.

      And which is also the reason why I personally oppose the NBN plan.

    • JKM says:

      04:24pm | 09/01/11

      Richard, in theory prices should come down “year on year” as supply expands, however the economy has to contend with a central bank (RBA) that prints money out of nothing (also backed by nothing but the notion of a so-called ‘balance sheet of the nation’) in arbitrary quantities every year.

      As you can imagine, the deliberate inflation of our money supply year after year can overwhelm some of natural economic processes you cite. Computers & electronics are one notable exception, but most other markets have steady price rises every year in response to the continual debasement of our currency.

    • Richard says:

      12:42am | 10/01/11

      Yes, that is correct JKM.

      Whilst Glen Stevens has performed rather admirably the old chap, his professional vocation in question has been getting a bad reputation lately, in light of some catastrophic blunders by his peers; Mssr Jean-Claude Trichet of the ECB and <a=href “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUY16CkS-k”>thebenbernank</a> from the fed.

      I think its eminently likely that;
      like 2007 was year of sub prime crisis,
      and 2008 was year of credit crunch crisis,
      and 2009 was year of global financial crisis,
      and 2010 was year of sovereign debt crisis,
      that 2011 will be year of currency crisis,
      and we know who we’ll be blaming for that one!

      The simple solution is to harmonise money supply in circulation in equilibrial relationship with objects of hard physical presence. There is no need to leverage and abstractify mathematical ratios out the realm of reality, because we do happen to exist primarily and basically as physical incarnates. So its important to consider microeconomic implications that relate to humanity’s ability to attain safety and self-actualisation when dealing with matters of international supply and demand.

      Now I won’t criticise the great Treasurer Peter Costello, but I will suggest that he privately regrets the selling of that $2 Billion of Gold Bullion on that day back in November ‘97. If not we would have had a good head start, but even still I think now would be the time to start backing the thigh-slapping sunburnt splendour of our Aussie dollar with the eye-melting shine and lustre of yellow gold and white silver in weight.

      With real, heavy money, we are in a much better position to protect ourselves against the rampant price hikes and inflation that will ravage our living standards over time, if we allow our everyday money to be otherwise apparated at will.

    • JKM says:

      02:21pm | 10/01/11

      Well gold and silver has a strong recognised value internationally, the American republic in its early days after the revolution got by on Spanish dollars just fine. Plus, the Chinese, despite their predilection for strategic deception, are doing their very best to shore up supplies of hard assets such as gold & silver, investing in mining operations around the world and of course buy up some cheap land/housing at depressed prices. Indian culture also has played very well into the Indian’s advantage; their liking for gold jewelry will be real useful in the coming years.

      When you get down to the bottom of it, the whole monetary system (fiat money, central banking, fractional reserve banking) is based on confidence. Confidence like any other commodity can be inflated into a bubble… 2011 or 2012 we’ll see that US treasury bubble pop I reckon you’re right on your time-lines.

      One thing I don’t understand is how anyone who is remotely familiar with the history of currency, can possibly explain how the US (and the West at large) is going to get out of this. PRINT PRINT PRINT!!!

      At the rate they’re going I can really see the union breaking apart.

    • jess says:

      09:40am | 06/01/11

      Yes drugs are bad and everyone knows it, however I know a lot of ppl (20-30 year olds) who started taking them (once and a while) when the alcopop tax was introduced.

      Why pay $200 a night for booze at the clubs/pubs/festivals when you can get more wasted on a a pill for $30? Trust me, price matters to young people and this huge increase on “alcopops” pushed a lot of non drug users to the other side to experiment. And even though they know the long term effects of drug use, after trying it once the risks seem very small and they tend to keep going with it.

      And yes as Daniel says, waiting in line for 45 minutes in the hot sun each time you want a drink is another reason people take the “easy” option!

      P.S I have never tried drugs other than pot, I just see where they are coming from.

    • Jade says:

      09:40am | 06/01/11

      For the price of two drinks you could buy a 4 pack or 6 pack of drinks. That’s ridiculous but its the same at any concert. At Metallica I paid 13 for a Jack and Coke.  Crazy. Why would you pay that when you can get a hit of what ever tickles your fancy from 10-50 bucks and have it last longer than the alcohol anyway.  Maybe if they stopped gouging people you would have less people off chops.

    • J says:

      09:47am | 06/01/11

      I went to Woodford this year and was pleasantly surprised at the reasonably low price of drinks (and food).  So not all festivals are bad…

    • Tripper Smurf says:

      11:48am | 06/01/11

      I think that just goes to show that the general ethos of the people that go to Woodford is slightly different to the ethos of the people that go to Summerfieldayze etc.

    • James1 says:

      11:55am | 06/01/11

      National Folk Festival in Canberra is similar - $5 for Coopers and $6 for Guiness.

    • J says:

      12:27pm | 06/01/11

      Yes the ethos of the people who go to festivals like Woodford is very different to the Summerfieldayze/Big Day Out kind of crowd.  Despite the lower drink prices, I didn’t see any drunken behaviour (or overt drug use for that matter) and apparently the average alcohol consumption there is two drinks per person per day.  Could also have something to do with the wide variety of good quality food, coffee and other drinks on offer.  At the Big Day Out kind of festivals I’ve found that the food is terrible - the kind of thing that you would only eat when drunk!

    • Jimmy says:

      10:06am | 06/01/11

      Well lucky you Didn’t visit Field day Sydney in the Domain (Run by Fuzzy) on New Years day. There your Mixed Smirnoff Can was going for $12.50, (bottle of Water $6)  And remember these are you “festival Versions” or special edition, as they like to market them of the drink which are about 1% less in alcohol content then your regular RTD that is available in the local club for about $8. 

      So much for the old statement “drive a man to drink” in these environments It’s a case of “Drive a kid to Peak”

    • Adam says:

      10:38am | 06/01/11

      May I point out many of these festivals require you to exchange cash for “drink cards”...then gouge you further.

      Say you buy a $50 “credit” for drink cards.  Then you’ll find all drinks are $9.  The cards are non-refundable.  So what happens? You drink 5 drinks, you’re missing $5, and you dont get it back, and you dont get any product for it .

      Total bollocks.

    • Tripper Smurf says:

      11:52am | 06/01/11

      Whole reason why I stuck to my peyote at BDO last year and only drunk the free water/ free promo drinks people were handing out instead.  After paying $150 bucks to just get in I aint going to pay more for the privledge to getting a drink ticket, then the privledge of getting a plastic cup of watered down light beer with this ticket.

    • mrn says:

      11:53am | 06/01/11

      I hate festivals, they have become the biggest money ripping sham ever. They are unbearably commercial. I love music, I don’t need to be trashed to see a band… paying $140 to see maybe three bands you like while being charged $6 for a bottle of water (they don’t allow you to bring your own) is not my idea of fun. I mean, even the water is commercialised! It should be free.

      I can see how drugs are a better value hit than the horrible 45 min line up for a $12 can. It is sad that festivals are not about the music anymore… they are about getting trashed.

    • Dennis says:

      01:35pm | 06/01/11

      ...or shock, horror, gasp….

      don’t drink alcohol or take drugs…

      Radical behaviour I know.

    • Ruby says:

      01:54pm | 06/01/11

      It’s ridiculous and if they really don’t want us drinking (which is why I assume they make the cost so high and the alcohol content so low, as some form of obnoxious deterrent) then they might as well not sell the stuff. I usually manage to sneak in a 500ml bottle of vodka under my skirt which gets me by, though I have to spend crazy amounts for a can of coke as my mixer. I actually think they’d make more money if they dropped the prices, as less people would try and sneak booze in or take drugs instead of drinking. They’re shooting themselves in the foot, I tells ya!

    • stephen says:

      02:14pm | 06/01/11

      I remember readin a story about that lassie on the left up there who pissed off out of the cafe ‘Sloan-Rangers’ in Oxford street without payin, and no-one even had the gumption to chace her down ter pay up, which has gotta be the only time I was lookin for the Aussie stereotype outside of warzones, the Cricket and National Parks with blankets.

    • Terry Wright says:

      02:20pm | 06/01/11

      The fact is, occasionally using pure ecstasy(MDMA), cannabis, GHB or LSD, at the right dose is actually less harmful than the amount of alcohol needed to get an equivalent effect.

      As for long term use, the number of people addicted to these drugs is almost zero. There may be a tiny percentage who have dependancy issues but nothing like the millions of Australians who have major alcohol problems like addiction.

      And before the usual suspects start ranting about the long term effects, “I drink but I’m OK”, addiction rates, supporting ruthless producers, promoting drug use, sending the wrong, “someone think of the children” etc.,do your research. The chances are that any arguments that disagree are either myths, junk science obtained from propaganda sites or just personal views based on empirical data and the trash media.

      BTW, most of the problems from illicit drugs are a direct result of our drug laws and drug policies, not the drug itself.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      04:24pm | 06/01/11

      I can’t remember the name of the study, but you could find it through ProQuest, from a University of Adelaide researcher who found permanent changes to the brain structure and mood changes in people with very limited use of ecstacy

    • Mushy Man says:

      03:29pm | 06/01/11

      I like to take my drugs before I get in.  Not because of the high prices inside, just because I don’t like lining up, and I happen to like the mix of drugs and alcohol.

    • guy Lee Hanlon says:

      07:35pm | 06/01/11

      why do people drink very bad tasting poison like booze all the time?
      It tastes worse than floor polish and its even worse for your wealth and health.
      “I cannot understand the mentality of the Australian people.”
      Fred Daly Federal Election Night 1977

    • JR says:

      01:47am | 07/01/11

      I am only 22, but I’m already feeling a generation gap, in Brisbane, my mates an I went to all of these festivals when we were 18-19 maybe one or two that were good the first time around when we were 20. But it’s not just the festivals that charge these amounts of alcohol, as a full time worker living at home I was earning around 600+ a week in my pocket, after phone bills and petrol I had about 500 bucks a week to blow! So every weekend I went out in the Valley and spend around 300+ on Alcohol, cover charges and cabs (sharing), drinks then at these clubs were $8-10 a can for a premix and a beer could have been 6-8 as well. A lot of my friends found out a $25 pill could do the same amount of damage, and proceeded down that track. Now 22, I’m not grown up in any way, and do not protest people going to these festivals full of “musical” acts I’ve never heard of but, what a waste, I could have had a nice car paid off by now, or covered myself head to toe in tattoos or whatever else my generations is all about.

    • Drew(Darlinghurst) says:

      06:50am | 07/01/11

      Booze is UGLY!!!!!!!!!

      The End.

    • Seth Brundle says:

      09:32am | 07/01/11

      The problem is that religion is no longer a prominant part of the younger generations lives, so they have to turn to drugs and alcohol and who knows what else.  A little more religion and a little less freedom would do wonders for these youngsters and they might find their lives taking a turn for the positive.

    • JKM says:

      05:02pm | 09/01/11

      “A little more religion and a little less freedom…”

      So glad we don’t live under a totalitarian theocracy… separation of church and state was devised with people like you in mind!!

      Take your servile anti-liberty policy prescriptions elsewhere where they are more welcome, North Korea or Iran would suit your views quite well; I hear over there they LOVE denying choice to the population.

      Seth you fail to realise that here in Australia we are governed (in theory at least) by the rule of law, NOT by the rule of man.

    • biscuit says:

      10:10am | 07/01/11

      having gone to summadayze on the weekend, yes the drink prices were rediculous (i only ended up buying 1 smirnoff can, luckily they did not have credit card facilities!!) , but i can tell you that whatever a persons poison they would have done it regardless. Me and my friends chose the drug route (getting past the sniffer dogs with it down my bra was easy) and would have done so no matter what the drink prices. those who prefer to get drunk would have either paid for it or smuggled it in.

      Another point, these festivals would die a rapid death if there was no way people could take drugs at them. The festival promotors know this and police presence is just for show. no drugs = no ticket sales.

    • A Bit of Vitriol says:

      12:53pm | 07/01/11

      I really resent the fact that they do it because they can. We the people have no choice if we want to have a few drinks, we just have to suck it up and pay outragous prices. The worst part is when you get home and find that you still have bloody tickets in your pockets which are worthing nothing. I know because I tried using them at the following years BDO and they were different…just in case I tried to actually get my money’s worth!

    • heather says:

      04:57pm | 07/01/11

      Or you could just buy a wine rack - http://newslite.tv/2010/07/18/wine-rack-bra-helps-conceal-bo.html I think there’s a wine gut for guys too, lol. However, the article does have a point; I am in my 50s and love festivals, but the price of drinks is ludicrous…eg the Bluesfest, which is even trying to ban alcohol in the campsite. I don’t drink to excess, but it’s good to watch a music act, sit on a grassy bank and have a beer in the sun (sun, what sun?)

    • Louie says:

      09:11pm | 09/01/11

      Ive retired from Festivals for a number of reasons.  People getting so high they are ODing, which I have seen at the last 3 festivals I went to and the ridiculous lines for drinks only to then be further insulted with the prices they charge (be it alcoholic or not.)
      I have dabbled in all sorts of things but they just arent worth it any more.  They are expoiting everyone.  Where are the government regulators when it comes to these festivals.

    • Karl says:

      07:32pm | 10/01/11

      They do it because they can - and you, the punters, let them.
      Ahh for the good old days when we would load up our rubbish bins full of ice and cans and head off to a one dayer at the SCG.

 

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