This Friday the Attorneys General of all our states and territories will decide whether to create an R18+ category for computer and video games.

We’re often told it is indisputable that a child watching the very occasional 30-second McDonalds’ advertisement will have their eating habits irrevocably changed. They are headed for a life of junk food. The games industry has of course lobbied hard, but if the attorneys decide in favour of R18+ games they will owe Ronald McDonald a huge apology.
Because amazingly the attorneys might decide this week that hours and hours of playing computer games with highly simulated and even interactive violence and sex won’t affect children in any way.
Perhaps in a month where integrity in public office has been battered by everything from back flips to scandal we shouldn’t be surprised. But we certainly shouldn’t accept truth’s further demise in the public space.
Just as illustrative of the gaping credibility in the argument for an R18+ category of games is the fact that the original decision not to allow games above MA15+ was made on the basis of 1995 levels of technology.
I seem to remember that my car still didn’t tell me I was about to hit something in 1995. Certainly games simulation and levels of interactivity were in their infancy, but the attorneys even then decided that these inherent characteristics in games made them potentially more harmful to children than movies.
Surely any degree of honest assessment says they must be even more so now.
Importantly the decision also acknowledged that violent or sexualised themes in movies are generally relatively momentary in a two-hour film, but that violent and sexualised games contained little else, thus again greatly magnifying the effect.
What has also changed and will change ever more rapidly in the future, is the pervasive means of distributing the games. This, the gamers claim, makes classification futile and an R18+ classification necessary, so that parents are better informed about the suitability of games.
This seemingly persuasive argument also hardly stands critical examination. It makes you wonder whether the techno-heads that inhabit the games industry missed too many primary school English classes on the way there.
What part of the plain English statement “refused classification” is more difficult for a parent to understand that R18+?
R18+ is a term that 95% of parents will not fully know the definition of and one that has been continually compromised in DVDs and movies anyway. For instance the R18+ classification is not supposed by definition to contain real live sex, but increasingly it has been allowed in on the doubtful pretext of having “artistic merit” in the context of the plot.
As this is the case, what will a parent be able to take more confidence in, a statement of “Refused Classification” or R18+?
With more McDonalds’ – type – logic, the gamers also argue that parents will be able to better control access to games by minors if there is an R18+ classification. Almost every parent’s experience shows this to be nonsense.
A school chaplain recently told me that he had a Year 1 student joyfully relating his experiences of playing Grand Theft Auto III. This is a game with a MA15+ rating which begs refused classification for its simulated sex and violence – and the classification procedures definitely need to be tightened up. But what will your Year 1 child be playing if we allow R18+ standards?
It has been long accepted that it takes a village to raise a child. This week our Attorneys General will decide to either abide by that principle or to cast our children out to the jungle where the interests of the games industry and internet civil libertarians will rule.
The case is clear – decide for the village or apologise to Ronald McDonald.
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