Fame and fortune comes at a price: celebrity couples forfeit their right to a normal life and a significant degree of privacy because being together propels their career.

One day you'll grow up and they'll call you KPatz. Isn't that brutal? Photo: Herald Sun

Well that’s what I used to think. Until I read Jodie Foster’s elegant and compelling defence of the modern actor’s right to privacy in the celebrity obsessed age for The Daily Beast and she changed my mind.

Here’s a particularly great paragraph: “In my era, through discipline and force of will, you could still manage to reach for a star-powered career and have the authenticity of a private life. Sure, you’d have to lose your spontaneity in the elaborate architecture. You’d have to learn to submerge beneath the foul air and breathe through a straw. But at least you could stand up and say, I will not wilfully participate in my own exploitation. Not anymore.”

But here’s her main point: “Just to set the record straight, a salary for a given on-screen performance does not include the right to invade anyone’s privacy, to destroy someone’s sense of self.”

Foster is writing in defence of Kristen Stewart, a fellow actress, who if you didn’t know has been embroiled in a relationship breakdown scandal with her Twilight co-star, Robert Pattinson.

It’s been an annoying and frankly boring series of reports about the couple with the most annoying of all portmanteaus. That’s a fancy French word for the act of combining two related words into one. Apparently it’s the correct term to use when describing the grating modern habit of combining the names of the hottest celebrity couples, like, TomKat, Bennifer and Brangelina.

Foster’s piece however, has managed to make the whole affair less irritating. Partly because she’s known Stewart since she was a little girl (aged 11 on the set of Panic Room, where they both appeared). But mostly because Foster, as evidenced by her beautifully written paragraph above, has been in Hollywood forever and knows what it means to have your whole life documented:

“I have been an actress since I was 3 years old, 46 years to date. I have no memories of a childhood outside the public eye,” she wrote.

This is the clincher. It makes you stop and think just what it would be like to live in a fishbowl. It makes you take another look at Jodie Foster’s photograph and wonder: what would it be like to have one of the most recognisable faces in the world? To have always thought before walking out your front door: will anyone follow me? 

Not to mention how stressful it must be to navigate the complexities of a relationship and relationship breakdowns in the public eye, and not give into the temptation to write yourself off every night. Yep, it’s pretty possible that Jodie Foster will even make you feel sorry KPatz.

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    • M says:

      06:23am | 17/08/12

      Hypergamy in action.

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      10:34am | 17/08/12

      You could hear the wistful sighing all the way through.

    • M says:

      10:45am | 17/08/12

      All the way through the Snow white movie or this article?

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      11:16am | 17/08/12

      Either or.

    • M says:

      11:45am | 17/08/12

      Touche.

      I’m waiting for all the She’rahs to start preaching.

    • Justme says:

      07:27am | 17/08/12

      Noone is forcing them to be an actor. They know the side-effects of “a given on-screen performance” before they take on the job.

      Bet if you asked them to swap jobs with a non-famous person they wouldn’t.

      Boo hoo sucks to be them with their obscenely huge piles of money. They’re happy to take that, aren’t they, and the other perks and benefits. Well they can suck up the negatives as well.

    • VVS says:

      08:05am | 17/08/12

      This.

      Losing your privacy is unfortunately one of the downsides to being a successful, famous actor. The upsides are making obscene amounts of money and being flown around the world for parties etc.

      If you don’t like the bad, then give up the good.

      Actors have done it before. Bridget Fonda retired about a decade ago.

    • yobogod says:

      08:53am | 17/08/12

      so by this logic we should have access to the private details of every rich person in the world?

      you don’t think theres just a little curiousity born from watching an actor’s performance, that by partaking of their art, you feel you some how own them?

      nono you’re right…boohoohoo, they be richness, they deserve to have sucky lives for choosing to be actors (cough 3 years old cough started acting coughcough .. cough… )
      yeeeaaahh… that be uber logic sparkly pony shizzle right there bru

    • Greg says:

      09:50am | 17/08/12

      @yobogod

      There are plenty of actor’s you hear nothing about ever unless they are promoting a movie, then there are people like sour puss and her sparkly dickhead boyfriend who whore themselves out at every opportunity.

      Jodie Foster can say all she wants about wanting privacy because she probably deserves it, but for morons like Kristen Stewart who would sell her services to be seen at the opening of an envelope I have no sympathy.

      There are ways to get rich without being in the public eye 24/7, people like Stewart have chosen the opposite direction, no one is forcing her to pimp herself out she does it by choice in order to be famous and rich.

    • CorBlimey says:

      09:56am | 17/08/12

      That’s just silly. So they shouldn’t do a job that they love unless they forsake all their privacy until the end of their days and then some. Really?

      This is nothing to do with how much money they make - it’s about a person’s right to spend their life doing what brings them joy. I don’t see how certain careers are automatically stripped of all their personal rights of privacy. I certainly don’t see why people get dragged through the mud for making mistakes when 90% of the world population has probably made the same mistakes at one time or another. People in glass houses, and all that jazz.

      And before some smarty pants points out that a lot of them choose to forsake their own privacy, I’m not talking about those glorified bogans who inhabit the reality TV world, or ‘actors’ that know that the only way to garner a following is to be a “celebrity” because they can’t act for shit. The aim of these two is not to enjoy their craft; they suffer from the misunderstanding that fame is an end-goal in itself rather than a by-product of doing something noteworthy, and are quite often the first ones to complain when people claim too much purchase over their lives (think, the Kardashians). I don’t think Kristen Stewart falls into that category, because from what I can see in the social medias, she tries to keep to herself fairly well. JMHO.

    • Sea Dog says:

      11:10am | 17/08/12

      Every job has downsides and sacrifices.  Actresses complaining about lack of privacy is so passé.

    • Anne71 says:

      12:55pm | 17/08/12

      “Boo hoo sucks to be them with their obscenely huge piles of money. They’re happy to take that, aren’t they, and the other perks and benefits. Well they can suck up the negatives as well.” - Wow, Justme. You could feed a whole developing country for a month with that chip on your shoulder.

      True, famous actors have to expect a certain loss of privacy, but where does it stop? It’s one thing having fans coming up to them in restaurants and the like,  asking for autographs, but quite another having them find out where they live or are on holidays and pestering them there too.  And what about being constantly followed by the paparrazi?  Nobody deserves that, no matter how much they’re earning.

      However, I did once read where Kristen Stewart was moaning about being recognised when out and about. Well, yes, I can imagine that’s a drag, but really, if she doesn’t like being recognised as That Girl Out Of That Movie, then I really do think she might have picked the wrong career…

    • D says:

      05:19pm | 17/08/12

      Yawn. The money they make is definitely relevant - without the interest from the public (which is very much tied into their celebrity status), the money doesn’t come and flow on to the actor. Simple. If she wants to be an actor but not have to deal with the negatives such as huge public attention, there are other avenues available - less money, more anonimity (I’m thinking theatre or just work on a smaller scale).

    • Audra Blue says:

      02:39pm | 18/08/12

      It all depends on how you conduct yourself and what kind of image you want to project.  You can still be a huge bankable star and have your private life (see Tom Hanks).  But the young ones are often thrust straight into the glaring spotlight coupled with obscenely large amounts of money with nobody to help them keep a clear and level head.

      They have managers, publicists, stylists, marketing people and various hangers on who all have a financially vested interest in keeping them in the public eye.  This kind of life can take its toll on anyone, even the most experienced.  Why do you think the older stars tend to avoid the spotlight?

      We have become a fickle, instant gratification society and these young people are paying the price.  It’s no wonder they end up in broken relationships, on drugs and dying young (River Phoenix for example).

      I’m sure if they cultivated a little mystery about themselves, the fans would still spend money seeing their movies.  The frenzy around them would also be bigger because of the limited exposure the fans get.  That would keep filling column inches in the trash mags, the fans would still be thrilled, the movie theatres would still get bums on seats and the young stars could grow and mature into their “craft” and maybe make better decisions about which movies to star in.

    • Tubesteak says:

      08:04am | 17/08/12

      The irony and hypocrisy is astounding.  They chose a career that was all about getting in front of people all the time in order to build their fame and thuis their “star power”. Then whinge when it doesn’t go their way or due to the media cycle it goes further than they want.

      If you don’t want to be in the public eye then don’t seek fortune through fame. Be one of the puppet-masters behind the scenes. Don’t seek to be the puppet.

    • kitteh says:

      01:20pm | 17/08/12

      That’s my take on it as well. ‘Famous’ as long as I get to dictate when and where, ie: promote my film, put me on the cover of Vanity Fair, but don’t make eye contact or publish unflattering photos or talk about me, plebs.

      I also had to smirk at the idea of Jodie Foster lecturing the masses on how difficult a Hollywood life is. Let’s flip this on its head: as she herself points out, she has no idea about any life and career other than her own. Maybe if she had worked 70+ hours a week for peanuts at a biotech company, taught in a private high school or written ads for an advertising firm, she would realise that everyone, everyone has had their privacy invaded and their efforts exploited in the course of their career. Actors - and in the case of Stewart, I use the term loosely - are not poor oppressed little snowflakes in that regard; they are just better paid than the rest of us.

    • Mouse says:

      08:20am | 17/08/12

      For crying out loud, the “little girl” is how old? She slept with the director, more than just once mind you over a fair period of time, who is the husband of her co-star.  Nice person! Then she gets caught kissing this evil guy in public and had photos taken by reporters.  Duh, not real smart either!
      Now she has been caught, it’s all “I am soooooo sorry Robert, it wasn’t my fault, it’s his fault, he’s older and had the position of power over me, luring me into infidelity, it’s not my fault” 
      Maybe they should make a movie out of it!  lol   :o)

    • Scotchfinger says:

      12:00pm | 17/08/12

      she claims there was no bedroom shenanigans.
      Did you see the documentary on Roman Polanski the other night? Now he knew how to create a scandal with girls, the naughty man.

    • Admiral Ackbar says:

      12:12pm | 17/08/12

      Yeah this is more the point Mouse, I would’ve thought anyways.

      “Just to set the record straight, a salary for a given on-screen performance does not include the right to invade anyone’s privacy, to destroy someone’s sense of self.”

      Probably true, but if a person is an unfaithful arse clown then boo freakin hoo, we’re going to know about it. So is she supposed to be the victim now? This makes my brain hurt, like the idea of Twilight (I haven’t seen it, and never will. Just the idea of it is enough to give me seizures).

      “Foster is writing in defence of Kristen Stewart, a fellow actress…”

      Ohhh…. she’s an ‘actress’. Ok. Awkward.

      “Maybe they should make a movie out of it!” - Don’t encourage them Mouse.

    • M says:

      12:31pm | 17/08/12

      She fucked the director because she was bored.

    • Admiral Ackbar says:

      01:35pm | 17/08/12

      “She fucked the director because she was bored.”

      Grrrrl Powah!

    • M says:

      02:01pm | 17/08/12

      I’m an empowered feminist and no patriarchy is gonna make me stay faithful to my boyfriend.

    • Scotchfinger says:

      02:14pm | 17/08/12

      M, Kristen couldn’t even spell feminism. I think you’re stretching a little.
      She’s a run-of-the-mill little hollywood tramp, go to any LA cafe and there you will find the next one.

    • Mouse says:

      02:32pm | 17/08/12

      Scotchie, maybe she didn’t have her affair in a bedroom then! Did you consider that?? lol   If “kissing” is having an affair, then Geezus I’m having multiple ones!!  Roman Polanski, is he still alive??, well I wouldn’t kiss him anyway!  LOL :o\

      Admiral, I agree, but gee the publicity is nice isn’ it!?!  hehehehe :oz

      M, lol, you are not having a good day are you!  We luvs ya anyway!  :ox

    • Scotchfinger says:

      02:49pm | 17/08/12

      he he Mouse, I hope you respect them the next day.

    • M says:

      03:04pm | 17/08/12

      @ mouse, on the contrary, any day where I get to rant and rave about motorcycles is a good day smile

    • Slothy says:

      03:26pm | 17/08/12

      “I’m an empowered feminist and no patriarchy is gonna make me stay faithful to my boyfriend.”

      Does Kirsten Stewart even identify as a feminist?

      Even if she does, feminism is about giving women the chance to make choices. There’s nothing in there that says they’re always going to be good, or laudable ones. Facing consequences for poor choices is not a feminist concern. Facing consequences that are disproportionate to the consequences faced by a man making the same poor choices is a feminist concern.

    • Porter says:

      08:22am | 17/08/12

      Yeah once they get big enough there’s really no turning back.

      Here’s a funny little video on the issue of people thinking there involved in the celebrities relationships.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWafNigthGY

    • Mouse says:

      09:07am | 17/08/12

      “She’s a trampire!”  LMAO Love it!  :o)

    • Porter says:

      08:22am | 17/08/12

      Yeah once they get big enough there’s really no turning back.

      Here’s a funny little video on the issue of people thinking they’re involved in the celebrities relationships.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWafNigthGY

    • Meh says:

      08:26am | 17/08/12

      I don’t give a rats clacker for all the celebrity gossip stuff, but the statement “a salary for a given on-screen performance does not include the right to invade anyone’s privacy” ignores the elephant. They are paid to bring attention to the films, plays or concerts. The more attention they can draw, including what they do off screen, the more they get paid.

    • T-rev says:

      11:09am | 17/08/12

      True. Case in point:

      The highest grossing film for both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in their respective careers is, you guessed it, Mr and Mrs Smith.

      Yes, the movie that caused the Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston breakup and was tabloid fodder for months leading up to its release.

    • Jack says:

      02:43pm | 17/08/12

      Troy made over $20m more than Mr and Mrs Smith.

      You just made that up, didn’t you? I can’t believe someone on the internet would lie, just for the sake of winning an argument!

      Also, Fast and Furious 5 > Empire Strikes back. So let’s not pretend your linear regression is all that sound.

    • VVS says:

      03:19pm | 17/08/12

      According to boxofficemojo Mr & Mrs Smith made $50M more domestically than Troy did. Worldwide Troy did $20M more than M&MS;.

      Therefore you are both corect in some respects, however given that domestic gross is generally considered the barometer of success/failure in Hollywood, T-rev is probably more correct, if that is possible.

      If you account for production budget ($110M vs $175M), M&MS; was the more profitable by about $50M.

      I used to work in HW, a crapper of a place if ever there was one.

    • KH says:

      08:36am | 17/08/12

      Its a little bit hard to feel sympathy for people who choose this as their job (and more often than not their only ‘talent’ is looking good), get massively overpaid for it, and get lots of stuff for free including first class travel everywhere, the best hotels, people falling over themselves to give them what they want and can get away with almost any behaviour. 

      If you don’t like the heat, get out of the kitchen.

    • the cynic says:

      03:38pm | 17/08/12

      Yes how true look at the likes of just one actor to come to mind. Paul Newman, great actor no scandals, needed no extra exposure with off screen shenanigans because he had no need He had talent.Most of the over exposed lot do not.

    • Markus says:

      08:36am | 17/08/12

      Any papparazzi will tell you that a personal photo of a Jack Nicholson or a Robert de Niro is worth a million pictures of Bennifer, or Branjelina, or K-Pattz, or whatever the next vacuous soulless Hollywood couple will be named. That is because these people let their acting do the talking for them, and don’t spend their time selling their personal life to any magazine willing to throw cash at them.

      This isn’t about being an actor, it is about deliberately putting yourself out there to receive all the benefits that come with being a celebrity, and then complaining about the downside.

      Kristen Stewart has spent the last 4 years getting her mopey mug in shot for every single opening night and public charity gala across the globe to better build her image.
      Congratulations, you have achieved everything you ever wanted.

    • Jennifer says:

      09:27am | 17/08/12

      Absolutely correct. And dont take endorsements either - al la Brad and Angelina and Cate Blanchett and George Clooney. Once you go as far as taking the advertsing dollar - which is sheer greed - you are complete fair game.

    • Jennifer says:

      09:27am | 17/08/12

      Absolutely correct. And dont take endorsements either - al la Brad and Angelina and Cate Blanchett and George Clooney. Once you go as far as taking the advertsing dollar - which is sheer greed - you are complete fair game.

    • Traxster says:

      09:51am | 17/08/12

      Kristen Stewart ‘mopey mug’ ???
      How dare you, Sir, you have impugned a lovely young ladies reputation, Sir.
      Pistols at dawn Sir….outside the local Abbatoir’s front gates Sir!!!

    • Markus says:

      10:51am | 17/08/12

      Traxter sir, I would strongly recommend a perusal of the latest musings in the local telegraph.
      Placing no value in her relationship with her young gentleman friend, nor in the sanctity of marriage, I would suggest to you, good sir, that the young Miss Stewart is no lady!

    • Richard says:

      11:40am | 17/08/12

      @ Traxter: Chivalry only made sense when women were virtuous. In this modern age of r-selection in western women, your white-knighting looks loser-ish.

    • bella starkey says:

      11:58am | 17/08/12

      @Jennifer:

      Robert de Niro advertises American Express.

    • JoniM says:

      01:10pm | 17/08/12

      Kristen who ?

      Saw her last couple of films !
      If that is acting ability, I’m a Gillard adviser !
      Now I know why I prefer World Movies with subtitles !
      At least you have actors, film makers, new locales,  rather than Hollywood’s formularised passing parade of celebs in franchised pap !

    • St. Michael says:

      02:32pm | 17/08/12

      Bear in mind that Jack Nicholson and Robert De Niro don’t have to sell their appearances anymore, mostly because they’ve built up goodwill in their names over literally a lifetime of acting.  You don’t have to put Nicholson out the front of his films, just knowing he’s in it draws the hoi polloi in.

      Not so much with young actors who are just starting out in their careers, where they don’t have a lifetime of work behind them and where their target demographic has about as many pubic hairs as they do.

      I think as an actress Kristen Stewart has all the emotional range of a slightly annoyed pet rock, but you’re not comparing apples with apples.

    • Greg says:

      08:42am | 17/08/12

      There are plenty of people who would happily change jobs with them,

      I would take crazy money for some photographers following me all the time, I bet Foster and her mate sour puss wouldn’t want my 9 to 5 and no one following them.

      There is always the option of quitting and getting a real job

    • MarkS says:

      08:52am | 17/08/12

      Fame is the problem, fortune the reward. They choose to seek fortune though fame. They made their bed, now its time to lie in it.

    • Peter Thornton says:

      08:57am | 17/08/12

      Erm, I think Foster’s piece is about the disproportionate control the puppet masters (gee, have you thought of trade marking that term?) regularly and needlessly wreak over another’s life.

    • SydneyGirl says:

      09:56am | 17/08/12

      One goes to see a performance, even an endorsement or an ad is a performance at the end of the day no matter how banal or vacuous or highly paid. Who bothers what the people behind it are like, they are just like other folk doing a job. If you are interested you are confusing the role or public persona (and certain professions require a public persona, this doesn’t mean they automatically forfeit any right to privacy) with the real person.

      As for the folk who peddle this “news” its like your neighbourhood gossip got a camera, styled themselves paparazzi and then put up a peep show for every idle bone or perve around the neighbourhood.

      Enough with this personal affairs being of public interest mantra and being splashed all over the place - no one is fair game, whether it be Tiger Woods or Kristen Stewart.

    • MitchJitz says:

      11:32am | 17/08/12

      Totally agree, many people on here are talking about actors making obscence amounts of money for acting and that just because they do endorsements, paid public appearances etc that we are entitled to see into their private lives.

      How does this even make sense. They get famous and put their face out in the public eye, but this is just part of the job to increase earnings work their way up in their chosen career to the highest possible level, just like the majority of every working person in the world, what is wrong with career advancement?

      I am trying to advance my position and earn more money just like they are. I will never earn as much but good for them. they earn 7 figure multiples I earn 6 figure multiples. Whats the difference? We are both trying for the same outcome, to maximise personal income.

      People also say that invasion of privacy is a known part of the job so they should suck it up. Just because it is known doesnt make it right. Everyone is entitled to a work life and a private life. Their public appearances are merely part of their work life and should not impede on their private lives.

    • bella swan says:

      10:43am | 17/08/12

      Theres a huge difference in wanting to be an ACTOR and wanting to be FAMOUS.  Kristen Stewart is in her early twenties and is now a multi-millionaire, who can afford to choose the life she wants to lead. If she really really wants to just ACT, then back off from Hollywood and go and act ! She’ll be back for more though, just like all the other celebs who whine about lack of privacy but then do some nudie photo shoot or tweet about what knickers they’ve decided to wear that day.

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      10:45am | 17/08/12

      Kristen Stewart is a person?

    • fitter says:

      10:52am | 17/08/12

      I feel for kristen Stewart. Not because she has had her personal life trashed, but because she agreed to act, and star, in what was essentially the most sickening, cheesy, poorly written, puke inducing movie ever committed to celluloid, twilight. How is she going to live that down?

    • M says:

      11:15am | 17/08/12

      Oh, i’m sure she’ll find a way some how with her millions of dollars.

      I feel sorry for her because of her lack of acting ability. With the success of twilight she’s going to think she can actually act, and we’ll be subjected to movies featuring her for decades. She’s not even that hot either.

    • Markus says:

      11:27am | 17/08/12

      Ranier: The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars.
      Jay Sherman: How do you sleep at night?
      Ranier: On a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.

    • Peter Thornton says:

      11:04am | 17/08/12

      It’s really only hayseeds who covet celebrity anyway. Proof being MasterChef for the truly awful and X-Factor for the excessively banal.

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      11:35am | 17/08/12

      Subhead: Chicks are never happy

    • M says:

      11:46am | 17/08/12

      Clearly you’ve never seen a woman with a set of freshly purchased Jimmy Choo’s.

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      11:59am | 17/08/12

      Clearly you’ve never seen a woman with a set of freshly purchased Jimmy Choo’s looking at another woman in the same Jimmy Choo’s.

    • M says:

      12:32pm | 17/08/12

      Haha, touche again.

    • CorBlimey says:

      12:33pm | 17/08/12

      “Clearly you’ve never seen a woman with a set of freshly purchased Jimmy Choo’s looking at another woman in the same Jimmy Choo’s.”

      LMFAO. I think you won that one, SSR. raspberry

    • Mouse says:

      02:45pm | 17/08/12

      But SSR, if that bitch is wearing the same Jimmy Choo’s as mine they won’t look as good when I spill that bright red nail polish on them will they!!  hehehehehe   xoD

    • Barry says:

      12:08pm | 17/08/12

      No one “made” her stay in acting, as an actress, earning big bucks. 
      She could have, at any time, bought a few acres out near Flatbush Arizona, and grew tomatoes.  Nobody would bother a tomato farmer from Flatbush.
      But she CHOSE to stay an actress, KNOWING that her life would be under the microscope.
      Suck it up, princess!

    • Muggles says:

      12:10pm | 17/08/12

      Agreed in principle, but with many caveats.

      Foster says “a salary for a given on-screen performance”

      But it’s not just about that, is it?

      Foster, like most actors and actresses don’t just work on a sound-stage, in isolation from the rest of the world.

      Far from it.  They sell THEMSELVES.  The sell idealised versions of themselves to the highest bidder, whether its for products and services (e.g. phones, cars, perfumes, cosmetics, sports, financial products, etc.) or for the furtherance of their careers/self-esteem/glory (Vogue covers, talkshow appearances, red-carpet openings, luxurious magazine spreads, media interviews, etc.)

      They are willing participants in the process, pushing their PERSONALITY and APPEARANC to anyone that will listen, usually for big money.  But when the process gets too close, they scream “PRIVACY!! MUST HAVE PRIVACY!!”.

      So the message becomes “You can photograph me and put me on a screen or billboard seen by millions, but only as long as I get money for it.”

      It’s hard to feel sorry for these people. There are bigger problems in the world than actors losing privacy when they spend most of their life seeking publicity, affirmation and money based on their identity.

      You can’t have it both ways Jodie.  Though not for lack of trying…

    • SydneyGirl says:

      01:04pm | 17/08/12

      Confused rant. Er yes - so you are buying on the basis of the created personality not the person.  In the case of a performer persona is all unlike us keyboard experts here. Acting is a visual job, people are interested in actors, every film needs publicity hence the extensive coverage. Folk confuse roles/public images like posters and billboards with the person but that is not the performer’s fault.

      Its not pushing, its the nature of the modern world of capitalism. Every slick salesman has to do some variant it. Every company has to create an image of itself and stick to it. Even when they are on twitter/facebook they choose to share and control their public persona.

      But demanding that you somehow have a right to know their bedroom antics or their every movement on this basis suggests prurience, jealously over the money earned and fame (what the hell is you choose to be in the public eye and earn oodles so suck it up but that) and a society that needs to take a long hard look at itself.

    • Muggles says:

      05:17pm | 17/08/12

      “But demanding that you somehow have a right to know their bedroom antics or their every movement on this basis suggests prurience”

      Who demanded that? I didn’t. It’s just something you made up, drawing a very long bow in the process.

      People who deliberately put themselves in the spotlight should not be surprised when people take notice of them.

      Pretty freaking obvious, really.  It’s not a one way street.  How about actors showing some personal responsibility? And refraining from attending every opening, every photo shoot, every interview, every party, every single chance to be noticed?

      Or is that just too much common sense?

    • Richard says:

      12:35pm | 17/08/12

      Fame and fortune may not be worth it for a women, but that’s only because women these days don’t know what they want, or rather, they don’t know what would make them happy.

      They’ve been indoctrinated to believe that if they can impersonate males and pursue a career and eschew their traditional family/home role, they will be happy. For some women, perhaps. But for the vast majority, due to the inherent nature of their BIOLOGY, no!

      Yin is a dark, submissive, passive, gentle, moist, nurturing type of energy. Its the shy, retiring type of energy that does not yearn for the “limelight”. For women to be happy, they must embrace their Yin nature, as it is the dominant aspect of femininity.

    • Slothy says:

      03:19pm | 17/08/12

      I thought you were talking a load of gender essentialist bullshit, but then you brought in the nature of Yin energy, and I realised the inherent truth of your words. Who can disagree that Yin energy is the dominant aspect of femininity?

      Thanks Richard!

    • Richard says:

      12:37pm | 17/08/12

      On the other hand, for males, fame and fortune is DEFINITELY worth any price tag, because, due to the hypergamous nature of women, a famous man can literally have his pick when it comes to women, regardless of his own inherent merit apart from fame.

      “You’ve never seen a woman’s rationalization hamster spin its wheel so fast than when the roided-up rodent is giving a presentation to the Figurehead Ego in the corner cortex trying to convince him that the vehicular meat unit ensconcing both of them needs this ugly, unhygienic, drug-addicted famous guy’s seed pronto.

      Figurehead Ego: He’s only interested in a one night stand.

      Hamster: We can win him over. And it’ll feel better than that five year grind we had with Bob from accounting.

      Figurehead Ego: We’re just a groupie to him, like all the others.

      Hamster: We’re not like all the others. Look at how he smiles at us.

      Figurehead Ego: He’s going to forget us before the morning is over.

      Hamster: We can beat the morning odds with a well-timed home-cooked breakfast. We’ll be unforgettable.

      Figurehead Ego: Did you read in the tabloids how he had a different girl on his arm last week?

      Hamster: You can’t believe everything the tabloids say.

      Figurehead: And how he was in a group orgy with Victoria’s Secret supermodels on his birthday?

      Hamster: Mere rumors. Anyhow, those girls are sluts.

      Figurehead: And how he got married in a private ceremony last month?

      Hamster: He doesn’t love her.

      Figurehead Ego: And how he cheated on his wife?

      Hamster: Open relationship. Don’t you just love honest men?

      Figurehead Ego: And he punched a homeless guy in the nose?

      Hamster: He was probably asking for it. Those bums can get pushy.

      Figurehead: Ok, but what about his drug addictions?

      Hamster: He’s a tortured soul.

      Figurehead Ego: His run-ins with the law?

      Hamster: His passion sometimes gets the better of him.

      Figurehead Ego: The facial contusions he gave to his ex-girlfriend?

      Hamster: Oh god.

      Figurehead Ego: What?

      Hamster: I just tingled.

      Figurehead Ego: Yeah, I could feel that seismic shift all the way up here. What about the shit smell emanating from the seat of his pants?

      Hamster: I don’t smell anything. But if I do smell something wafting delightfully under my nose, it must be his musky cologne. More men should be so confident to wear such unapologetically masculine scents.

      Figurehead Ego: And the flies buzzing around his head? It looks like he hasn’t bathed in a month.

      Hamster: He’s in touch with nature.

      Figurehead Ego: And the yellow stains in the pits of his t-shirt?

      Hamster: He doesn’t care what people think of him. So sexy!

      Figurehead Ego: He just farted in front of you.

      Hamster: Authenticity.

      Figurehead Ego: And I suppose you’re Ok with the log he left in the toilet.

      Hamster: It looks like Jesus.

      Figurehead Ego: Or that he’s a D-lister who hasn’t had a profitable hit in ten years.

      Hamster: He’s FAMOUS. Didn’t you see the TMZ photo of him pissing on the front steps of that rape crisis center?

      Figurehead Ego: Or that he’s going absolutely nowhere in life.

      Hamster: But I love him.

      Figurehead Ego: And his dick is rumored to be small…

      Hamster: It’s all I need.

      Figurehead Ego: …and he’ll come in two seconds.

      Hamster: I’ll come in one second.

      Figurehead: And you can forget about post-coital cuddling.

      Hamster: Not when he sees what a catch I am. He’ll hold me forever and ever and never let go.

      Figurehead Ego: You tired yet?

      Hamster: NOPE.

      Figurehead Ego: Look, let me put this to you straight. He’s going to use you as a convenient hole to get his rocks off. He will demand ass privileges (something, need I remind you, you haven’t given to any man before, even your ex-husband) and you will get nothing you want in return. He will, if the drugs don’t first kill his erection, face fuck you until you’re gagging and tasting hot tears. He will then kick you out of his hotel room, with perhaps an autographed pillow mint as a consolation prize. He’s not going to call you back. He’s not going to take your calls. He will pretend he never knew you when people ask. He doesn’t love you, he never will love you, and he will never marry you, buy you a house, or (knowingly) have children with you. In fact, it’s very likely he will despise you approximately fifteen seconds after he has unceremoniously deposited his demon seed in your ululating vagina. Afterwards, men you actually have a decent shot at winning commitment from will hear of your slutty reputation and avoid you like the plague. There is nothing in the world you can do to alter this guaranteed outcome. Second thoughts?

      Hamster: Aren’t these garden flowers pretty?

      Figurehead Ego: I give up.

      Hamster: OMG, he’s pointing at me. And now he’s pointing at his crotch. *SWOON*”
      (courtesy of CH)

    • Scotchfinger says:

      01:24pm | 17/08/12

      every ordinary man fantasises about the supposed proclivity of women to be exploited. You have just expressed this, Robert Crumb-like. I only meet hypogamous women - isn’t this the real source of male rage? Clearly I frequent the wrong therapy sessions.

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      01:34pm | 17/08/12

      Five minutes of Alpha = 50 years of Beta.

    • M says:

      01:59pm | 17/08/12

      I thought it was only 5 years?

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      02:18pm | 17/08/12

      It was until hypergamy got a firm grip on it.

    • Hambone says:

      01:01pm | 17/08/12

      Lack of privacy isn’t worth not spending 50 years of your life slaving away behind a desk? Look, pay me a million dollars and you could ‘Truman Show’ me for a year.
      One thing I have always wondered is, why do the poor poor actors and actresses never fight back? Not with fists, enough of them do that and just attract more attention, but with the same tactics engaged by media. If I were in their position with their funds I would have an army of photographers waiting. Someone breaches my privacy? Well get ready for a special magazine produced with pictures of you at the beach, driving your car, working, picking up the kids. I would fill it with the same flimsy stories that the gossip mags like to carry. “Shock! Is Lucy Kippist (just as an example, feel free to insert your favorite journalist) about to split? Seen here carrying her groceries and talking to an attractive shopping assistant, things are looking a little too friendly!”. They would quickly learn to keep their distance and couldn’t complain since they were doing the same thing. Good times… I wish I were a celebrity :(

    • Gordon says:

      04:05pm | 17/08/12

      In the future, all celebrities will be animated.

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