With the election running faster than a ‘roo on the hot desert’, the Australian slang and euphemisms have been coming thick and fast. For a politician it is clearly a calculated move: during the recent televised debate, Tony Abbott dropped the term ‘fair dinkum’ four times before Gillard started using it back in an ironic sense.

Cartoon by The Australian's Peter Nicholson

Even Kevin Rudd made his return to the campaign trail claiming that ‘I actually don’t think Mr Abbott is fair dinkum.’ But really, are any of us buying this usage? How many Australians can listen to politicians using slang terms, and find it natural and believable?

For many Australians, slang is a part of every day life. It’s a useful way of shortening our sentences, has created a sense of camaraderie, and done wonders for defining the Australian image. But much about Australian slang comes from its casual delivery, and it’s association with a relaxed atmosphere. Neither of which are terms used to describe politics.

Dr Evan Kidd, who has been researching Australian slang at La Trobe University, describes it like this: “By using slang, politicians are trying to both align themselves with ‘Mr & Mrs Average Australian’ by showing them that they aren’t really different from anybody else despite their unusual job that (sometimes) comes with a high profile.

Australian politicians probably use it to conform to a stereotype of Australians as down to earth, no-nonsense, and a bit rough around the edges. I like to call this the “Daggy Uncle” effect, where people feel a slight tinge of embarrassment when someone is trying to sound cooler or more hip than they are generally perceived to be, like when one of your older family members uses teenage slang.”

Rudd was a fan of strategically placed slang, with such gems as ‘fair shake of a sauce bottle’, which garnered more attention than anything he was trying to say in his speech at the time. Paul Keating turned slang insults into something of an artform, by describing Malcolm Fraser as looking ‘like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades.’

Much of it comes down to the individual – Bob Hawke in many ways embodied the larrikin ideal, and his roughness allowed him to get away with slang. John Howard, in contrast, made everyone feel slightly uncomfortable and inclined to apologise on his behalf, when he announced to the world that Saddam needed to be fair dinkum about whether he possessed weapons of mass destruction.

While ‘fair dinkum’ will strike a chord with some Australians, the reality is that many of these will be from the baby boomer generation or older – it rarely gets used outside an ironic sense. So is it time for the politicians to retire the term, or is it having the desired effect? Should Tony Abbott be risking points by using slang? By evoking colourful metaphors, will Julia Gillard be showing us ‘the real Julia’?

The scary fact is, that if pollies wanted to have a buckley’s of attracting the ankle biter voters, their vocabulary would include a lot more ‘dudes’ and ‘LOL’s. If that ever happened it would be a rip-snorter of an election.

You can read more from Matt on his new blog The End of the Spectrum.

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    • Steve says:

      07:41am | 11/08/10

      Worse than slang is the constant use of the one liner, sound bite friendly propaganda such as “Debt and Deficit” and “Beds not Bureaucracy”. I wish the spin doctors would swollow their rhyming dictionary.  Then again the cartoonist are having a field day for example: John Spooner has a great cartoon where Tony Abbott is saying “There is no way you’re getting me to debate that big fat stimulus gay debt waste watchamacallit tax and crap stuff”. Julia Gillard says “We call it the economy Tony”.

    • The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      11:10am | 11/08/10

      Well she wouldn’t call it that, given she’d have less idea than Abbott. She took two goes at two different unis to get a law degree.

      Abbott, on the other hand, DOES have a degree in Economics as well as a degree in Law and a Masters degree in Politics and Philosophy from Oxford where he was a Rhodes Scholar.

    • The Badger says:

      11:15am | 11/08/10

      @TSP
      I have never let my schooling interfere with my education -
      Mark Twain

    • robin says:

      06:06pm | 17/08/12

      Slang in aussie is verbal. And mate, u would be blanked out amd stone faced at the"noises:that arnt even words that we use as well to bouce throu speeking fluently and with a diction of the subject without saying it. So I haven’t use an aussieism or slang intermediates to u. But it sounds like u need a vocab that das no sound with particular emphasis on monotone communicating with interesting being subtracted. Lighten up, get ur lingo momo bro onthe brew-go joe, u know wirpt flow no slow even emo, ,Yoh
      And one, correction , lol is compressed txtual in its domain so if you talkin legit then get,it.
      Happy,to try, bye. Robin

    • Rob r Charteris says:

      08:34am | 11/08/10

      Oh yeah that one was a classic!!! I’m waiting on the next one about Abbott explaning his NBN plans and what Peak Speed is… and it isn’t wear budgie smugglers and riding flat out on the tweddley bike. How would you be putting out a $6 billion policy and have no understanding of it or are unable to explain any part of it and not even be present for it’s launch. The only thing he seems to know about is throwing money at a little pacific nation.

    • Jenny says:

      08:45am | 11/08/10

      Sorry Rob but Peak Speed was just a definition too difficult to understand for Tony. No matter how slowly Kerry explained it.

    • john Williams says:

      09:55am | 11/08/10

      Jenny : PEAK SPEED is the contracted speed the ISP agrees to supply.
      This has nothing to do with NETWORK PERFORMANCE SPEED which is indeed affected by the number of users on a cable connection…or noise on the line…or distance from the exchange.
      So Kerry O’Brien in an attempt to embarrass TA made a fool of himself, particularly as O’Brien is in the communications industry, and if he didn’t know himself (proven) he had immediate access to people who did. Apparently his arrogance precluded him from asking advice from his colleagues.
      It seems PEAK SPEED “was just a definition too difficult to understand” for you also.
      Ooooops !!!
      p.s. If you doubt the above… before you make a further fool of yourself…refer to an ISP site advertising their services for the definitions.

    • PaulM says:

      10:34am | 11/08/10

      Didn’t Ms Gillard use the same line when explaining the NBN on 7:30 report that she is no Bill Gates, only difference was she giggled before she said it and Kerry Obrien didn’t press the issue.

      If you are not the communications minister or in the IT industry why would you want to know about peak rates. 9 out of 10 australians wouldn’t have a clue about IT jargon so I think you are barking up the wrong tree, surely there are other things you can hammer Tony Abbott about?????????

    • Tails says:

      10:35am | 11/08/10

      How would you be putting $50billion into a policy and have no idea how to make money out of it?
      Oh Business Plan, Business Plan, where for art thou Business Plan????

    • The Badger says:

      11:08am | 11/08/10

      @ tails
      How do you make money off fixing homelessness?
      How do make money off raising the health and life expectancy of the Indigenous?
      How do make money off investing in dealing with mental health?
      How do make money out of buying new fighter jets (16 billion dollars is the plan)?
      How do yo make money out of defense? (2010 - 2011 budget 25.7 billion)
      Not everything is a cost centre tails

    • Rosie says:

      11:27am | 11/08/10

      Well you can be rest assured that Tony Abbott is a leader of a competent united party that can trust and delegate to his shadow ministers.

      Julia Gillard, we all know is a leader of a party that is not united and confused to which Govt record they should be mentioning; Rudd Govt, Rudd/Gillard Govt, Real Julia Govt, or Fake Julia Govt. The Labor campaign relies very much on the charasmatic, hand waving, gift of the gab Julia, a female version of Kevin Rudd. We know too well the Kevin07 campaign when Labor relied so heavily on Kevin Rudd to win them the election making promises that was never delivered and if devlivered wasted so much of the taxpayer’s money.

      Pathetic, the way in which Labor attacked Tony Abbott because he wasn’t present at the Lib’s Broadband Launch when he was fulfilling his responsibilty as a father in attending his daughter’s school fund raising luncheon. It was great to see the traditional values held by Tony Abbott. His sisters went to the same school and down the road was the brother school that Tony Abbott himself attended.

      What values do we see in Gillard, an athesist who if Labor wins will shack up in the Lodge with her boyfriend Tim.

    • Jane says:

      12:10pm | 11/08/10

      Paul M….I thought that too….... strangely can’t seem to find it now.
      I’m sure she said “I’m no BillGates, Kerry, you’ll have to ask Mr Conroy that”. Hmm

      Either way..the double standard and hypocrisy remains.
      Is she was asked - Where is it now…..and why was she not ridiculed comparably to Abbott?
      Is she wasn’t asked….then why wasn’t she?.....and ridiculed comparative to Abbott because I can GUARANTEE she would not know.

      The media double standards and blatant bias is becoming ridiculous. He’s fair game as a man..she’s off limits without kid gloves. It’s what Labor wanted and the tactic ala Kenneally, Bligh and Joan Kirner.
      The gender ‘buffer’ is the free kick for them.

      On the NBN….‘one size fits all whether or not you want or need it’,
      I thought this summed it up pretty well-
      “Currently we have technologies that all ready deliver 100mb. Telstra’s cable network in Melb already achieves this. In fact, Telstra is holding off switching Sydney to 100mb as they have struck a deal with the Government with the 11 billion sweetener for them to rip out copper technology and replace with fibre that will deliver the same 100mb! In terms of wireless, a major carrier is working on 80mb. Over time, this will increase like all technologies. Spending 46 billion on fibre to deliver 100mb to the home is a complete waste of money. In fact, you will be lucky to deliver that to one major city when you consider the price per metre to every home. At the other end of the scale is the World Wide Web. Despite the greatest bandwidth delivered, you are still restricted by the source in terms of latency. Moreover, the ISP’s will love the fact that when you use up your quota the metre cuts in. Of course some ISP’s will cut you down to 64k which makes fibre useless. To put things into perspective, remember the days of dialup? Now with have ADSL, Cable and Wireless delivering adequate speeds for most people. All this was achieved without massive government (our money) funds.”

      Added to this that this is only in the street and not to your house, the ‘speed’ is only as fast as the wiring you currently have from your fenceline to your house….unless that is upgraded at your expense it’s redundant.
      Fibre optic will still be used as a ‘backbone’ for the Coalition’s plan however…but added to a more flexible mix.
      The NBN will cost $2000 for every man woman and child…whether you want it or not….and IBM estimates that figure will more than likely double and be obsolete in 8 years. Pfft
      A ‘immobile’ (sic) white elephant….

    • Bruce says:

      04:33pm | 11/08/10

      PaulM : Gillard answer…...Teh ! heh ! heh !.......I am just a girl.

    • Dan says:

      09:17am | 11/08/10

      That article was the dogs. The pollies should know where they can stick the sauce bottle, shaken or otherwise. Liked the Easter Island rib though. More of that and I’ll get interested.

    • iansand says:

      09:31am | 11/08/10

      It’s pretty simple.  If it is part of the way you speak, as it was with Hawke.  It works.  If it obviously contrived, as it was with Rudd, it doesn’t.

    • Reg says:

      12:07pm | 11/08/10

      You are so right mate. And doesn’t it stick out? If calling someone a stupid bastard doesn’t have the flow, then don’t use it. Nuance is sooooo important. I can’t believe Tony’s minders don’t know this, they must be New Zealanders or Greeks.

      Even fair dinkum must have its unique shape with the downward tune or it’s just shit. I mean if Julia talked about the the great Ustrayn bite we could take a pretty fair guess what she meant, but pour that out of Tony and we’d all look vacant. It’s all in the presentation. The “broom stick upyur arse” presentation is not a good image at all.

    • Nicole says:

      01:00pm | 11/08/10

      You’re right Reg, the slang just dribbles out of Jooolya’s mouth. It suits her perfectly. What does irritate me though, is when she says ‘wata’. WTF is ‘wata’? I wish she’d just learn how to say ‘water’. It’s so bloody annoying.

    • Stewart Henstock says:

      09:45am | 11/08/10

      Who cares!
      All i know is that Labor has a history of stuffing up policies and wasting millions on implementing them.
      Only a fool would believe that Labor will spend ONLY 42 billion on the NBN.
      As for political satire:Get Up Sydney’s a classic

      “Do you want to have a coffee and chat about climate change”?
      “You can’t have climate without the word mate”.

      The add pretty well sums up Julia and the Labor Party.

      All sizzle…..NO…sausage.

    • Sherekahn says:

      11:05am | 11/08/10

      The day I find an edible Australian sausage will cause massive climate change and WHAT about PORK PIES?
      The nearest one said to exist resides in Kingaroy about 100 klm from Brisbane.  So much for our British Heritage!
      In one very small town of Oswestry in UK, 37,000 souls, there are about 30 pork pie butchers.

    • Reg says:

      12:50pm | 11/08/10

      Sausage? sausage? Liberals don’t eat sausages do they? I think I might have wandered into the wrong BBQ.

    • Chris says:

      10:39am | 11/08/10

      Paul Keating was a master of getting a rise out of people. His “How ya doin’ there, Curly?” crack at Howard many years ago is immortalised on youtube.

      Come back, Paul. Make politics cool again!

    • stephen says:

      10:57am | 11/08/10

      It’s like when pollies use the word ‘clearly’.
      Clearly this and clearly that, as if to say ‘I’ve got vision, and the rest of the wears bi-focals’ (as someone famous once said).
      (“clearly’, in this sense, means see-through, as in you.)

    • Reg says:

      12:39pm | 11/08/10

      Clearly they don’t know what opaque means. As thick as two bricks. Clearly means,  “Clearly this is opaque but follow me because I have x-ray vision and I also know all the ins and outs of the Ustrayn Wheat Board controVERSY just in case, Nixon-like, I need a fall guy.”

    • Brian Taylor says:

      11:04am | 11/08/10

      what gets me is that the media expect our pollies to KNOW EVERYTHING about everything.
      anyone with half a brain knows that not everyone knows everything, that is why they hire the best brains in that department.
      If Abbott knows about some “stuff” and not about other “stuff” so be it, he can always hire the best people to run things for him, thats what any govt does anyway. Ms Gillard wouldn’t be running every department in govt would she? no, nor would Abbott.
      get real media. The public is not as silly as we’re made out to be.

    • Kareena says:

      11:05am | 11/08/10

      Can someone tell me if Tony Abbott’s Internet Plan will go any faster than my ADSL2 is going now? I watched the 7.30 report and he didn’t seem to know so how am I expected to know?  I should add this I am in an older area, don’t know if that makes a difference the but I assume the cables are old   thank you

    • Sherekahn says:

      11:11am | 11/08/10

      Someone said “Abbot rides to church in his Budgie Smugglers!”
      NAH, DINKUM?

    • Julie Coker-Godson says:

      04:18pm | 11/08/10

      Nicholson’s cartoon is an absolute hoot!  Hahahahahahaha…heheheheheh

    • Hassan says:

      10:41am | 18/10/12

      GH # 43,Abbott may have   or as you infer   should have known the topic of gay maragrie would come up   but I suspect he expected it to come from a gay or a lesbian, not a parent who was a Vietnam Vet and a Liberal supporter. Hence the panic. His briefed answer wasn’t going to work. Sorry, I should have made myself clearer.As for Abbott being a caricature on LP. More a self caricature. Though I’ve no doubt one could get into an enjoyable conversation with him on any number of topics on a personal level.Or, to put it another way   if Turnbull had been leader of the Opposition, the ALP would be toast. Tones is just not up to the job   hence my tendency to mock him. (And I despise his politics and his policies.)

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