Am I missing something here? I don’t Twitter, tried Facebook for about a week and found intelligent and literate friends were writing banal crud.

Just add ink and paper…Photo: Manuela Cifra.

I know, I know, I’m a dinosaur. What do you expect? I started out communicating mechanically using a cordless, battery-less typewriter.

I now have a bracelet made of old Remington or Royale typewriter keys.

To prepare for this copying process a typist rolled a strip of wax paper into the typewriter and the sharp metal keys of same carved out images in the wax.

This went on the Gestetner drum, add ink and paper.  It was an office-sized printing machine.

All this work by hand took time, but governments still toppled, wars went ahead, and newspapers and books were written, published and read.Then followed the facsimile machine, which combined with the computer/internet put the invention of radio and electricity in the shade.

All I can say as a first-hand observer of these revolutionary advances is that reading Twitter and Facebook, communication standards have deteriorated along with manners or the people we admire are really not all that smart.

For example: Shane Warne.

On the pitch, a symphony of speed, accuracy and great showmanship.

To read his foreplay comments to an acknowledged world beauty, Elizabeth Hurley and the lady who runs the boutique opposite his Brighton office, is such a let down.

His Tweets are just so ordinary, even more than ordinary; he is what my mother would have said is “common.”

This prompts the question of just what Cleopatra and Mark Anthony, penned on parchment and mailed out by horseback, said to each other.

Or how their romance would have looked on YouTube?

Would Shakespeare have sounded romantic, poetic and robust, or in day-to-day chat did he just comment on his underwear and how he would like to have it off with the lady over the common?

Did King Herod chat about that Christ fellow, wandering around with a group of blokes handing out wisdom and fish? Or did he just say: “he’s costing me votes, hang him!”?

I saw the movie, The Social Network which writer Aaron Sorkin (also creator of the West Wing television series), said in an interview wasn’t accurate (how could it be? He wasn’t there!). It pretty well hit the mark, which is that it was formed because young student Mark Zuckerberg couldn’t get a girl.

The fact he is now the youngest billionaire in history says a great deal for what drives a man.

I have never doubted sex, and certainly money and/or real estate come a close second.

It is telling that Albert Einstein, Plato, Aristotle (tutor to Alexander the Great who definitely acquired substantial real estate), Socrates, Van Gogh, and others who made a difference, didn’t end up billionaires or the equivalent for their times.

I can be easily accused of writing pap for the internet, but I do create full sentences and I can do so using all fingers as well as my thumbs.

And I haven’t told you about visiting the vet which is what cruelled my first and only stint on Facebook.

A colleague who was employed working in an intense, life changing, somewhat political position chatted on Facebook about taking her dog to the vet, and why.

On the news there were reports of people dying, corruption at the highest and lowest level. What of this drama surrounding her throughout the day, I wanted to know?

With Facebook now generating more hits than Google, this and Tweeting is obviously the new Gestetner.

But for the same reason I was expelled from Bible Study as a teenager, I ask the question “Why?”.

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    • thatmosis says:

      07:29am | 11/01/11

      I cant understand why ordinary people want to put thewir whole life on the internet for all to see. Whats the attraction, 15sec of fame or what. Dont these people have the sense to realise that what they put up there is there for good and could come back to haunt them. Silly silly people.

    • Luce says:

      11:12am | 11/01/11

      thatmosis, I can’t understand it either, facebook is not the place to display your personal life! Not only is it there for good, it’s also just tacky. I cringe when I log on and see status’s about people’s love lives or some menial drama they’re having a spat over. I have enough spats of my own, I don’t need to see other peoples!

    • Adam Diver says:

      02:49pm | 11/01/11

      But anouncing your opinions on an anonymous blog is totally different.

    • nanna says:

      08:09am | 11/01/11

      My 14 year old granddaughter is on Facebook talking and revealing all to perfect strangers, and no doubt mostly adults. Her parents have no idea what she is saying, or who she is talking to.

    • Shifter says:

      09:26am | 11/01/11

      In the words of the good Pauline: “Why”?

      I understand a need not to intrude but surely the parent should be taking some kind of notice of what their child is doing on the internet. Nothing like a bit of innocence as a breeding ground for some social engineering.

    • Wendy says:

      11:12am | 11/01/11

      The problem with parents these days is that they don’t parent!!. Parents don’t talk to their children, they don’t care what the child does as long as it doesn’t interfere with what the parent is doing. That’s why they have no idea what their child is doing or saying on Facebook, then they complain when something bad happens. Nana you seem to know more about what your grandchild is doing than her parents I wonder why that is; I expect it’s because she talks to you face to face and not through twitter or facebook?

    • Nanna says:

      01:57pm | 11/01/11

      Nanna replies that peer group pressure almost demands IPods and Facebook exposure for high school students. Daughter has shut down the site twice. Granddaughter re-opens. Facebook has no checks and balances to assist concerned parents. Computers are in schools now.

    • Shifter says:

      02:45pm | 11/01/11

      Since I’m at work, I don’t have access to the facebook terms and conditions, however I seem to remember when I signed up that there was a clause you had to agree to that stated you were over 18 years of age. This would be an adequate check and balance. Is this no longer the case?

      Computers are in schools, and depending on school network policy certain sites are filtered, much like my workplace filters facebook, myspace and a whole lot of other things. The onus also falls on the teacher to maintain the attention of the children.

      So Nanna, you’re probably wondering what I’m getting at here. Computers in your home, on your home network should be under your control. There’s plenty of monitoring ‘net-nanny’ style software out there, there is opportunity to situate the computer in an open visible area and if Daughter doesn’t understand or know how these things operate there are many articles and classes (my local TAFE runs one) to assist in the educating of parents in these matters.

      Kids can have their phones and ipods and facebook, and keep up with the peer group pressure, but it can be done in a safe and beneficial manner for all family members.

    • Jake the Yak says:

      08:14am | 11/01/11

      If the online backlash against Gerry Harvey’s GST plan or fierce debate over Julian Assange’s arrest don’t make you see that more is going on via Twitter and Facebook than discussion of everyday banality, I think your ability to string words into complete sentences isn’t going to count for much.

      Or, how about the death of Neda Agha-Soltan? Would that be one of the reports on the news of people dying? Pity it never would have made the news if the video of her murder hadn’t been widely circulated on twitter and Facebook.

      But it’s all banal pap, right?

    • Maddy says:

      09:06am | 11/01/11

      Excellent point. I’m sick of people reducing social media to ‘taking the dog to the vet’.
      The starting point on social networks is ‘what are you doing now’ - as you tend to ask your friends when you call them.

      Is it just me, or is it rare to jump straight into conversation about corruption with friends?!

    • Shifter says:

      10:36am | 11/01/11

      The online backlash would occur anyway. Since facebook and twitter are ubiquitous it is a lot easier to organise, and gathers a lot more publicity than in days of yore.

      But for every “Gerry Harvey is a wanker” on facebook there’s also 20 “this is what I cooked”. For every tweet that #getstheashestotheashes there’s more than enough sheep discussing hairstyles of Glee cast members.

      It’s not all banal pap. Just most of it.

    • Ducks says:

      11:08am | 11/01/11

      I couldn’t agree more with Jake and Maddy. It is another communication tool. Of course it is a medium for banal pap. Just as the telephone, television and radio can be. When I see or hear programs that are ‘banal crud’ on these mediums, I turn them off, or change the channel. There are certain people I avoid phone conversations with because forty minutes later I am still listening to why their superviser at work is an idiot when I really couldn’t care less. Again,  and example of ‘banal crud’ that is best avoided.
      Banal crud exists everywhere. Don’t blame the medium, blame your friends. If certain ‘friends’ are always the same culprits, hide their feeds.

      Don’t try to justify your inability to adjust to new technology as the intellectual high ground. It’s just a form of ignorance.

    • Expat says:

      01:01pm | 11/01/11

      Sounds like you might have the Net Delusion, Jake.

      “EVGENY MOROZOV: I think there was definitely a lot of enthusiasm about the role that Twitter played in facilitating the protests in 2009 when so many people poured into the streets, of Tehran.

      If you have ever looked at data a bit more closely, what you see is that Twitter played the greatest role in actually publicising these events and in getting the information out. It was not instrumental in getting people into the streets.

      What happened afterwards, I think, however, was completely lost in much of the media coverage. What happened is that the Iranian Government started tracking everything that was supposed to Twitter, to Facebook, they started collecting photos of people who participated in the protests, they started posting them on government sites and asking people to identify who those people were, they started sending threatening Facebook messages to Iranians broad, telling them not to get involved.

      And of course all of the Iranians who were careless enough to go online and Tweet and post Facebook messages under their real names got into trouble, eventually, some of them were investigated, some of them were interrogated and so forth.

      And this last element of the Government actually using the information published online, that was not actually covered as widely as the Twitter revolution that you know, more or less failed to create any political gains for the Iranian Opposition.”

      Social networking is a rope for the gullible to hang themselves with, and it’s sobering to see just how little rope is enough for some.

    • Pauline H Clayton says:

      02:05pm | 11/01/11

      Dear Jake, My concern is that the importance of the event is lost in the every increasing babble that circles the globe via these networks. The message appears in an electronic flash and disappears just as quickly.
      For example, the attempts by the retail moguls to pressure the federal government to change our tax laws was picked up and debated with strength by main stream media.
      But I agree twittering will increase.

    • JaneAgatha says:

      08:19am | 11/01/11

      Let’s not be too negative here, taking the lead from this piece. Perhaps many comments on FB and twitter are banal because that is appropriate for the medium - sharing small every day short lived experiences. As to Shane Warne, at least he has revealed his true colours and we all know him a little better, beyond his popular image as an Australian hero. In response to the piece, there is no need for people to be concerned with deep and distressing matters every minute of the day just because the media is tellling us they exist. There is also room in our lives for sharing the small banal and personal details of our lives with friends. This too has a role in making meaningful and light hearted connections with others and is one of the things I enjoy about FB.

    • Adrian says:

      10:33am | 11/01/11

      Exactly! Thanks Jane you said what I was thinking.
      Facebook is not about 15 mins of fmae for most people, it’s about keeping in touch with friends, sharing links and videos that you find funny or interesting, and posting pictures of drunken nights out for other people to laugh (possibly the best thing about facebook).

      If the writer is comparing Shane Warne/Liz Hurley to Cleopatra/Mark Antony (Not Anthony) and expecting some sort of correlation between the two, then I seriously doubt her ability to create full sentances.

    • Hamlyn says:

      09:08am | 11/01/11

      It’s not facebook or twitter thats the problem. They can be a great way to communicate, especially over distance. I’ts just some of the complete morons who use it! Comments such as “im bored” - well get off facebook and go do something!!  Facebook arguments - If you’ve put it in writing theres no taking it back, but they’re the type of ferals who would argue out in the street anyway, no pride. As for celebrities on twitter, they all seem to be the second rate try hards pretending they dont like papparatzzi but constantly trying to get attention. (Liz Hurley)

    • Dave Sag says:

      09:19am | 11/01/11

      Sigh.  Yet another ‘what ever happened to the crispy bacon we had before the war’ story from The Punch.  Back to your cave old lady; if you don’t understand it, and don’t use it, then don’t moan about it.

    • Adrian says:

      10:34am | 11/01/11

      Amen, sir. Amen.

    • Luce says:

      12:45pm | 11/01/11

      She has a point, Dave. I’m not old and I do use it and understand it, but that doesn’t mean I place much value on it. Facebook and other social media sites are pretty much all junk.

    • guy lee hanlon says:

      11:37am | 11/01/11

      Your comment should have faced the facts.
      Facebook is the bible on which our consumerism religion is built.
      Facebook English is the English of the future. Decent English is dead!!!

    • Tracy says:

      12:51pm | 11/01/11

      Not everyone exchanges drivel. I like to see the photos my kids put up, and my friends pictures etc. Also, I like to share interesting articles like this one…it’s great to put them up, so your friends can read them and you can get a good debate going. I like the articles my friends from overseas post for the same reason.

    • AussieJazzman says:

      01:33pm | 11/01/11

      I’m an old person who doesn’t use or understand something and it makes me feel uncomfortable.

      I know, I’ll complain about it based upon a dramatized movie and the fact that people on this thing I don’t use or understand don’t talk about things I like, and call it an article!

      *headdesk*

    • Really? says:

      01:51pm | 11/01/11

      Really? You seriously thought that Shane Warne was smart before you read his tweets on Twitter? It actually took you reading his tweets before you realised how not smart he is?

    • The Liberal Loafer says:

      03:33pm | 11/01/11

      Your comment:
      Chicks don’t like old blokes who use twitter or facebook.
      Chicks only love old blokes with welfare, government housing,public transport, soup kitchen food, educational qualifications, charity store clothes, thongs, internet credentials at libraries and internet cafes, free children, and nice bodies.These guys smell nice and are good in bed.

    • the Liberal Loafer says:

      05:23pm | 11/01/11

      the Punch is the most widely read mass circulation newspaper in Nigeria today.

      Tim B, Nicole G,the Badger and Shane from Woop Woop are famous people.

 

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