The football club I’ve supported since childhood looks set to be relegated two seasons on the trot – and I’m absolutely delighted.

I couldn’t be happier, simply because the alternative for Portsmouth was much, much worse. Let me explain for anyone not following this utter debacle.

Pompey are roughly $135 million in debt after a few years of living the dream and now face a winding up petition from the UK taxman in the High Court. A hearing due to be held this coming Monday would probably have sealed the club’s fate. Portsmouth Football Club, established 1898, would no longer exist.

Just sit back and imagine for a second that your football club – of whatever code – was no longer there.

And I’m not talking about it moving interstate or changing name. I mean extinct, like dinosaurs. And All Saints.

How would you feel? What would you do? Non-believers often look at football fans in a sneering, mocking way.

It’s only a game, they say. It doesn’t really matter, they claim.

Well listen up, peanut, it’s not only a game and it does bloody matter.

Supporting a football club gives you a sense of belonging that no citizenship test could ever do. Every weekend thousands of fans will happily man-hug a complete stranger after an 89th minute winner. Lonely men without a friend in the world find common ground with like-minded individuals on internet fan forums.

Fathers and sons (and daughters) bond through their love of a club in a way they otherwise find impossible. I’ll never forget some of the times I’ve spent watching Pompey with my Dad.

That is why football matters, and why for me losing Pompey would have been so heart-breaking.

You can’t just go supporting another club, it would feel wrong, like you were cheating on your true love. Plus you’ve probably spent the past two decades questioning the parentage of that club’s fans and players. But you’d have to fill the football club-sized hole that had been left in your life somehow.

It was a scenario I could barely bring myself to consider.

As of yesterday, however, the future looks a little less bleak for Pompey. The club’s fourth owner of the season, Balram Chainrai, announced his intention to take it into administration on Friday.

By doing that, the winding up order would be suspended immediately, giving the club time to find a new buyer and hopefully emerge much stronger.

The downside is it also triggers an automatic nine point deduction by the Premier League. Given we are already eight points adrift, that means almost certain relegation.

Furthermore, being in administration could see the club hit with a 20 point penalty next season as well, raising the spectre of life in the third tier of English football by 2011.

It’s a punishment I’ll readily accept.

Obviously I’d rather we were playing Man Utd, Chelsea and Liverpool. But if it means I’ve still got a club to follow, trips to Walsall, Hartlepool and Tranmere will do just fine.

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    • jed says:

      06:08am | 25/02/10

      forest are happy to take your place, just hope we can compete.

    • Trentender says:

      01:13pm | 25/02/10

      will a 3rd team from the championship automatically go up? What’s the latest thinking on this?

    • Rowdy says:

      01:30pm | 25/02/10

      First and second place in the Championship get promoted automatically to the PL. There is a series of playoffs between the teams coming 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th….essentially a four-into-one situation, with the winner gaining promotion. Better to come first or second methinks…..at least that is how I think it works…someone correct me if I’m wrong.

    • SLF says:

      02:21pm | 25/02/10

      That is what happens at the moment. 1&2 go up automaitically. 2 plays 6 and 3 plays 4. Winners of those games go to a final where the winner also gets promoted.

      Trentender - The difference this year will be what happens if Pompey go bust. Where does the 4th team come from? In reality this will not happen. Pompey will go into adminsitration and incur a 10pt penalty confirming their relegation rather than ceasing to exist. They will go down normally as one of the relegated teams rather than stop existing.

      By the look of things new owners are waiting, but want to shave a huge amount of the purchase by effectively having relegation confirmed through administration. They will eb in the Championship next season regardless, but the new owners save some money.

    • Aitch B says:

      07:10am | 25/02/10

      Umm…... only $135 in debt, Jon? For God’s sake send them a cheque!!

    • eagleeye says:

      04:32pm | 25/02/10

      missed the million after that did u champ?

    • acker says:

      07:22am | 25/02/10

      Try the gut renching ride the Western Bulldogs give you around finals time. I chipped a tooth when I headbutted the TV when Darren Jarmen of the Crows kicked a late goal against us in a preliminary final we should have won in 1997; and I felt crook in the guts when we just got pipped by the Saints in the preliminary final last year.

      Anyway bring 2010 and big bad Bazza Hall

    • Kim says:

      05:12pm | 25/02/10

      Go the doggies!

    • Seano says:

      08:17am | 25/02/10

      Agreed. And good luck with Pompey, I hope the find a benevolent quickly.

      I wouldn’t know what to do if something happened to my NRL Knights which is an ever present danger considering our on going financial woes.

    • AFR says:

      08:47am | 25/02/10

      $135 in debt (about 60 pounds)? Couldn’t you just pass the hat around?

    • Darren says:

      09:37am | 25/02/10

      That is 55 pounds more that their players are worth!

    • Rowdy says:

      09:32am | 25/02/10

      I understand what you are going through Jon. I was in the same position last year with Newcastle United (howay the lads!). They nearly went into administration and poor performances and a naive manager sent them spiralling into relegation. It was a sobering experience, particularly after Champions League football a few years before.

      Anyway, on the bright side, it allowed us to clear some deadwood from the playing ranks, get in some players who want to play football rather than look good, and now we are on top of a very tough league (the Championship) with about 13 games to go and, with fingers and toes eternally crossed, we will hopefully be back in the top flight come August. Sometimes you need to go backwards to go forward, and with the type of money that flows around the Premier League, it doesn’t take much of a wobble to send a club into the red.

      Hopefully Pompey will recover,  both financially and on the pitch,  and return soon to the Premier League

    • ~Rumpleteazer~ says:

      09:38am | 25/02/10

      Try explaining Football Loyalty to the original legend Mr Lou “The Lip” Richards who is being denied his “Legend Status” over a mere technicality.
      Lou, the dear old feller is the original Mr Football and still living.
      Give the old bloke a break and let him die happy.
      I have signed the petition.

    • acker says:

      10:14am | 25/02/10

      Lou is not !! ....Ted Whitten is the original Mr Football, and remembering Lou once kicked Ted in the mouth while he was on the gound, and mutted to the much younger Ted.. [let this be a lesson to you young fella a monkey never forgets] ..this is probably karma.

    • Brownie says:

      12:38pm | 25/02/10

      The ‘technicality’ you mention is because Lou was only an average to above average player. Just because you like watching him on TV doesn’t mean he deserves legend status. Whose next eddie mcquire?

    • ~Rumpleteazer~ says:

      02:06pm | 25/02/10

      OK, so Lou was an average player!
      He is the most loyal dedicated person to VFL and AFL. The poor old bugger is 87 years old.
      Between himself and other family members, they have played over 1200 games for The Pies.
      Dedication to your team for your whole life is very important. He couldn’t be bought off and he loved his wife Edna for ever. He would never have cheated on her like some do these days and when he made bets about which team would win each week…he always “payed up”  How many times did he row a bathtub across the Barwon River or sweep Bourke Street with a tooth brush.

      Lou Richards is a wonderful old legend in the world of football.

      “Eddy everywhere” would never do that!  I never said he was a legend.!!

    • acker says:

      09:30pm | 25/02/10

      Louis Richards ..250 games, 415 goals..1941-1955 nephew of Albert Pannam, brother of Ron Richards a Collingwood player (Rover) of Anglo Saxon/Greek heritage.

      Captain of 1953 Collingwood Premiership

      Runner-up Collingwood best and fairest 1947 & 1950

      Leading Goal kicker Collingwood..1944 (28), 1947 (44) & 1950 (35)

    • Harquebus says:

      11:02am | 25/02/10

      If your existence revolves around a football team or sport in general then, you are just another moron.

    • acker says:

      12:07pm | 25/02/10

      @Harquebus ..it’s ironic how moronic your comment is, we could easily say the same thing about bookreaders and book clubs, self professed intellectuals and blogsites, teachers and teaching unions, homosexuals and mardi~gras, metrosexuals and coffee lounges, heterosexuals and church marriages, solicitors and prostitutes, etc, etc, etc…..

    • Rowdy says:

      12:15pm | 25/02/10

      If your existence revolves around jumping onto blogs that have no interest to you and abusing the people who post there with crass one-line comments, then you are just another moron.

    • freud's beard says:

      12:19pm | 25/02/10

      maybe, but if your existence is revolved around sneering at others for enjoying sport, you’re just another inner city tosser. Football is not about life or death; it’s more important than that!

    • Harquebus says:

      12:18pm | 26/02/10

      If I see something is wrong, I say so. The fact I “read” means I know some things. Sport is inconsequential.

    • dw says:

      12:14pm | 25/02/10

      i support a different club each season…

    • Scotty D says:

      12:42pm | 25/02/10

      Whichever club won the previous season?

    • dw says:

      01:16pm | 25/02/10

      haha - in the premier league, that wouldn’t give me much choice!

    • H of SA says:

      02:39pm | 25/02/10

      Sadly true DW.

    • LFC says:

      12:27pm | 25/02/10

      And the CEO earns a million pound a season, no wonder there in trouble..! Debt laden Liverpool and Man U could follow suit unless the FA put in a salary cap soon. No player is worth $300,000 a week.

    • Aa Ron says:

      12:26pm | 26/02/10

      If the club is silly enough to pay them that amount then thats what they are worth, salary caps are stupid , the clubs need to be responsible for their clubs not the league.

    • SLF says:

      01:03pm | 25/02/10

      I don’t think it is the highlife Pompey lived, it is serial mismanagement by owners who though buying a PL team was a way to make a really fast buck. It amazes me that they amassed a fortune in the firstplace if they believe being a chairman of a football club increases your wealth!

      One interesting aside to the Pompey issue Harry Redknapp. Managed Bournemouth…terrible financial woes, managed West Ham…terrible financial woes, managed Southampton…terrible fiancial woes…managed Pompey…terrible financial woes. Seems like there is a pattern here.

    • Jugger says:

      02:38pm | 25/02/10

      You Skate’s are cheats and deservied to be punished!

      When I was just a little boy,
      I asked my mother what should I be,
      Should I be Pompey,
      Should I be Saints,
      Here’s what she said to me,
      Wash your mouth out son,
      And go get your father’s gun,
      And shoot the Pompey scum,
      And support the saints,
      We hate Pompey!
      We hate Pompey!

    • Jugger says:

      02:53pm | 25/02/10

      Wonder what John ‘W@nker’ Westwood is going to do with his Pompey tattoo when you guys don’t exist anymore?  He’ll just be a plain old sad git rather than a skate b@stard sad old git!

    • Up the Saints! says:

      02:57pm | 25/02/10

      Better get your gun out mate, you guys are history, hahahahahahahahaha!

    • S.L says:

      03:44pm | 25/02/10

      Jon you hit the nail right on the head! I’m no Portsmouth supporter but I know where you’re coming from. I had a childhood mate that lived and breathed the North Sydney Bears NRL team. The worst they got the more he loved them even though they were never near their first flag since 1922.
      Now they’re gone…....
      I was a Balmain supporter (West Tigers aren’t the same and I know many old Magpie supporters who agree with me) and hate the memory of the our back to back Grand Final losses.
      Now I’m on the Central Coast and we have a team to support from start up, the Mariners. Even for such a young club we have cheered the highs and cringed at the lows (like this season) but it’s our club!
      So best of luck to Pompey Jon!

    • Mr Subramanian says:

      04:57pm | 25/02/10

      Is the English Premier League the best example in the world of what happens when you don’t have measures in place to even out player talent between clubs (ie. the salary cap, the draft, etc etc) ~ the rich clubs can pay the big $ to get the best players, and therefore win more games, and therefore attract more $, and the better players want to play somewhere they have more chance of getting noticed and winning stuff, and so on and so on. Hence the top 4 from year to year can be reliably predicted before the season starts 90% of the time, and those lesser lights who do outperform expectations soon sink back down the ladder in subsequent seasons fizzles because they can’t sustain the pace…

    • Frank says:

      05:28pm | 25/02/10

      As a supporter of Nottingham Forest, I know the pain.

      But at some time you have to ask youself, do you want to spend a couple of seasons in the Premier League or do you want to remain as a club. In some ways the Chamionship is a better league to watch. Techinically no but its a tough long season one week you are playing Newcastle with 52,000 fans at St James and the very next week you are at Scunthorpe at Glanford park with 9000 seat capacity on bumpy rubbish pitch. It has alot of variations and changes in the whole league table.

      The Premiership is a shocking place of the up and coming clubs many have toyed with it only to be broken and relegated, sold and go into administration.

    • Eno says:

      06:50pm | 25/02/10

      I’m a West Brom Supporter myself & I know the pain of repeated relegation. Luckily I think we only went down to Third Division ‘cause they invented Premier League that year. To Give Aussies an idea how entrenched football is my Maternal Grandfather asked my Dad on being introduced “So - what football team do you support”  and waited for the right answer before shaking his hand..

    • cybacaT says:

      12:19am | 26/02/10

      When will you Poms get it through your heads that in Australia, soccer is called “soccer”.  You’ve no doubt conned many readers like myself into reading your article about “football” when it has nothing to do with football!  Not impressed.

    • Rowdy says:

      09:29am | 26/02/10

      The words “relegated” and “Portsmouth” were in the first three lines and you still didn’t figure it out?? Gee you AFL, League, union guys are dumb. Sorry but the rest of the world calls it football, and so shall I. I don’t care what a few people who follow other codes rant and rave and hissy-fit about here in Australia. It is predominatly use of the feet, hence Football….go and complain to someone who cares…..

    • Aa Ron says:

      12:11pm | 26/02/10

      The name S.O.C.C.E.R is an acronym from way back, which I can not remember, and is the offical name of the sport not football.

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