Talk about looking on the bright side. Young adventuress Jessica Watson hadn’t even started her much-hyped solo circumnavigation of the globe when she some how ran into a bulk carrier this morning, disabling Ella’s Pink Lady, which is, delightfully pink.

Yet her media spokesman Scott Young described the pre-dawn collision as a “small incident” and reassured the public: “The good news is that we know the tracking systems and communication system on her boat are second to none.”
Err, right. That must explain how the 16-year-old skipper ran into a 63,000 tonne monolith the ATSB believes to be the Hong Kong registered Silver Yang less than 24 hours after setting sail for Sydney.
The Silver Yang is 225 metres long and 35 metres wide. I’ll admit I don’t know much about boats, but I reckon that’s pretty big.
Colgo has just found a website where you can track ships, including the Silver Yang, by their call sign.
Currently it’s steaming along its merry way north up the Queensland coast Caloundra. Perhaps Watson’s team should have a look at the link.
Thank goodness Watson is ok. But here’s a rolled gold example of why it’s best to wait until after you achieved something to talk yourself up.

In the small world of teenage ocean-going adventurers Watson and her family have certainly been making a lot of noise.
Perhaps as she repairs Ella’s Pink Lady and prepares for what will no doubt be a delayed start to her record-challenging voyage, they might keep everything a bit more low key.
Facebook Recommendations
Read all about it
Punch live
Up to the minute Twitter chatter
RT @popculturechris: Meanwhile, Gotye holds no.1 for a sixth massive week in the US - "that" song has now sold over 4 million copies there.
I like how a tip erodes so only you can use it MT “@paulwiggins: BBC News - Why are fountain pen sales rising? http://t.co/0hk2MRtf”
Recent posts
The latest and greatest
Protecting the Barrier Reef is the Fin end of the wedge
When you take on a job like being Environment Minister there’s some hits you can see coming. …
ICB: Is white bread the worst thing since sliced bread?
Welcome to this week’s I Call Bullshit column. It’s a regular column that looks at skulduggery…
Sometimes, you’ve just got to stick it to the bloody ref
We are taught early in life that we should not question authority. We must listen to our parents, our…
Nosebleed Section
choice ringside rantings
From: They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments
Michael S says:
"A teacher at Geelong Grammar had criticised her for using words that were too long, which had left her confused and had made her doubt her ability to write essays. She became ''quite distressed'' when her English marks began to fall." I can sympathise. My scholastic mentors conveyed to me a causal relationship… [read more]From: Welfare for breeders is a bonus for everyone
Change Up! says:
I have no problem paying my taxes. As a single, childless person on a very decent income, I can afford it and not have my life severely altered. Plus I understand that my taxes paying for things like schools, childcare and infrastructure is ultimately a good thing. A better community is better for me… [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments
A private school girl’s family is sueing her elite, extremely expensive private school for not… Read more

Most commented