Today’s Lightweight comes with a warning: these pictures may shock and alarm, do not eat or drink while viewing.

From a distance things looked pretty normal at Berlin Fashion Week. There were bright lights, loud music, crazy artwork and emaciated women in the audience. But peer a little closer at the latest collection from German fashion designer Patrick Mohr and you’ll find it was all just a little more hairy than usual.

Just another fashion show until…Picture: AP.

Cue: “bearded ladies”!

Bald heads, whiskers and weird. Picture: AP.

The Daily Telegraph reports today that while the “bald and bearded” models strutting down the catwalk were a “strange way to sell clothes” it’s also not the first time the German designer has shocked the fashion world with “the way he presents his designs”. “Homeless people”, “transvestites” and “sun tanned bodybuilders” have appeared in previous shows.

But don’t worry, it’s not real. Here’s a picture of the models being “made up” behind the scenes:

I hope I don't get stuble… Picture: AP.

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    • BT says:

      06:00pm | 27/07/10

      Given that so many models have endocronological anomalies such as PCOS and AIS it really is the logical extension of the concept of a “supermodel”.

    • Stewart Henstock says:

      09:25am | 28/07/10

      This is GREAT!!!
      Now i don’t have to fork out $10 at the Easter Show.

      Hmmm…well you know how Julia likes to change the hair style ...imagine if she rocked up to Question Time looking like ...like….@@@@...what is that….@@@@...i haven’t had my coffee yet…..ewwww

    • stephen says:

      12:43pm | 28/07/10

      My gal turns up ter my place like that she’s gonna get the treatment Benny Hill gave to the little bald bloke.

    • Pete says:

      08:58pm | 28/07/10

      I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… The whole damn fashion industry is full of freakin wierdo’s!! This continues to prove my point.

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      07:15am | 15/04/11

      Amazing post, honest!

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