Election-Free Zone: What makes a good WAG?

Arnold Layne says:

04:42pm | 19/07/10

Righto Colgo, I’ll bite.  In short….

- Most of those lasses in the AFL WAG gallery look like they need a good feed, with the notable exception of the rather healthy looking Leanne Tucker….and speaking of footy players who have had a few glamours on their arm, we lead on to…...

- Braith Anasta.  Apparently he played well yesterday.  Good on him and well done for reaching 200 games.  He obviously demonstrated plenty of staying power over the years.  Someone else who has obviously demonstrated a bit of staying power is….

-Dean Jones.  Was he sorry or sorry for being caught?  In any event, it’s yet another rather public falling from grace, although not in the same league as…...

- Mel Gibson.  Maybe he’s after a guest spot on Dancing With The Stars?  Does he think we haven’t heard about his exploits?  His career is in a massive tail spin, the likes of which I’m sure will never happen to the…..

-Boeing 787.  Looks like a decent enough aircraft.  With the capacity they’re advertising I assume it’ll replace the 737 in the long run.  Looks to have quite a wide body too.  Someone else with a wide body is Matt Preston, who isn’t lal that popular with….

-Neil Perry (yeah I wondered how to make that segue too).  Sounds like a bit of handbags to me.  If Rockpool IS losing money, then maybe it’s all a publicity stunt.  Cynical?  Moi?  Sometimes people will do anything in a desperate grab for attention when they have nothing else going for them.  Kind of like…….

- WAGs

Brad Coward says:

04:51pm | 19/07/10

A good WAG must have the potential to be a contestant on “Dancing With The Stars”.  The WAG pool is where the producers go when they don’t have any actual stars to fill the number of contestant places.

Rob r Charteris says:

05:36pm | 19/07/10

Paul Colgan, Wag’s aside… what did you reckon about the All Black’s mauling of the Spring boks over the last couple of weekends? I’m looking forward to seeing the Wallabies giving it to them this weekend in Brisbane. I think the Wallabies will do it, but they will be up against a wounded lion.

The Cricket says:

06:17pm | 19/07/10

Arnold,

I thinik that’s a bit unfair on poor old Alex (pictured above) to say she looks like she needs a good feed. She’s the picture of health, and you’d have to be jealous or insecure about your own body to try and make out she’s too skinny.

Brad Coward says:

07:29pm | 19/07/10

Where do the players go to find the WAGs.  Is there a club or something that women can join only if they happen to be pretty and able to speak with their tongues hanging out of their mouths ?

Sean Williams says:

04:28am | 20/07/10

Ah the WAG phenomonon. Yet another gift from the old country. You don’t want our Queen and take any excuse to bash Britain but, not content with our language, form of law and government and rich cultural heritage, you happily import every aspect of our popular culture as well in lieu of not having any of your own. Actually, correction, you do want the Queen, I vaguely recall you voted as much not that long ago!

GalPower says:

07:28am | 20/07/10

Yeah, but look at ‘em both.

She: Comely, demure and very presentable.
He: A manky sack of unwashed taters.

You could take her home to Mum’s lamb roast and have fun, or to a swank concert and have fun. She’s gone to a lot of trouble - which he can’t be so thick he doesn’t know. He’s just dragged out the beer-sticky 3-piece. Couldn’t be bothered to even manage the tie, for God’s sake - how hard is that!  Let alone reach for hairbrush or razor.  The guy’s a manky slob.