There are few things harder in this soft ‘n’ cushy life than giving up smoking and while it’s easy to remember why or when you had your first cigarette, the story of how you gave up is never quite as interesting.  Except if you’re Russell Crowe.

Giving up for good. Picture: AP.

According to today’s Herald Sun the former Gladiator star will always blame his decision to quit on oldest son, Charlie.

After admitting to a 36 year old habit and smoking between 40-60 cigarettes a day Crowe said he finally made the decision to quit after his young son “busted” him having a sneaky one outside his office several months ago.

“I was in my office ... and I thought I heard my office door open and I looked around and couldn’t see anything, so I had my cigarette.

“Later on I leant over to put my cigarette out and he was lying between the couch and the table and he very definitely saw me having a smoke. And that was my very last one,” he said.

Kicking the big habit will also leave Crowe with a lot more free time that he says he’ll spend on this side of the equator and in the company of his family who he missed after travelling overseas so much last year.

Diego Maradona is another bloke with a bit more time on his hands this week after the Argentine Football Association (AFA) dropped him as national soccer coach.

SBS World News reports today that the soccer legend was considered an inexperienced coach with a “less than stellar” record; a situation that was not helped by the fact the Argentine team had “only qualified for the World Cup finals by the skin of their teeth.”

And French first lady Carla Bruni can now add “actress” to her list of considerable accomplishments.

People magazine snapped her starring alongside Hollywood funny guy Owen Wilson in Woody Allen’s latest project, “Paris In Midnight”.

Bystanders claim the former model/singer/musician and Wilson were “getting along famously” during the first day of filming, said to have taken about five hours.

But Ms Bruni said that while she relished the idea of a cameo appearance, she wasn’t planning on stealing anyone’s spotlight.

“I go into everything blindly, or I’d never do anything at all,” she said during a television interview on France’s Canal.

“I am not an actress at all. Maybe I’ll be completely hopeless, but I can’t miss an opportunity like this one in my life. When I’m a grandmother, I’d like to be able to say I made a film with Woody Allen.”

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    • stephen says:

      01:08pm | 28/07/10

      I’ve given up 10 times
      so I’m an expert and if Mr
      Crowe wants ter know
      it’ll cost him…big time.

    • Haylee says:

      01:43pm | 28/07/10

      Quitting smoking is not easy, but it is totally do-able…...The trick is to stop making excuses and just do it.
      No amount of “Ooooooh my kid saw” or “its harder than herion to stop” or “My mum and Dad doesnt know” will make you stop. Getting off your butt (pardon the pun) and making it so is the only way…..a smoker
      (now an ex smoker) for 16 years. smile

    • Ben81 says:

      02:26pm | 28/07/10

      Non smokers don’t understand how much those damn things can totally consume a persons thoughts, it really is a tough addiction to break.  When I was thinking about quitting smoking I was trying to convince myself not to… because how could I possibly drive to work without enjoying a smoke, and what would I do on my lunch breaks?  How would I ever be able to drink a beer again, or enjoy just sitting down and relaxing, it just won’t be the same!  Then it was those thoughts that made me realise how stupid the situation was.

      I haven’t touched one for about 7 months now and feel so much better for it, Luckily I quit just before the tax increase on smokes was announced or I probably would have smoked more just to spite the government! 
      The first week was pretty easy for me because it was a bit of a novelty not smoking, the next 2 weeks were horrible, and after that I stopped even thinking about them as long as I kept myself occupied.  Now I don’t even feel like one on a lazy Sunday.  I can’t see myself ever smoking again, if I wrote this a few months ago it would be reminding me of wanting a cigarette, but it’s the last thing on my mind now.

      I think as long as you realise there will be a few crappy weeks at the start and know that once the addiction is broken you will stop thinking like a smoker you’ll get through it.

    • TheRealDave says:

      02:35pm | 28/07/10

      I gave up after 17 years on the things. Quitting smoking is easy.

      I was thinking of selling MP4 players that when you play it it screams repeatedly ‘stop putting the bloody things in your mouth you effffing idiot!!’ over and over and over again for 36 hours. Maybe in the voice of Sam Kinnison…..or Bill Cosby….still workshopping it.

      Maybe have a ‘Premium Service’ for celebs like Russ that guarantees a 100% success rate. Everytime you go to put a smoke in your mouth I hit you across the back of the head with a baseball bat.

      Call me Russ - I am avaliable!

    • CJ says:

      02:41pm | 28/07/10

      My old sceince teacher Mr Champion make us smoke three back-to-back if he ever busted us having a duz. Most turned a greenish grey and puked. Good times. Stopped a lot of people from ruining their lungs, too.

    • Steve says:

      02:43pm | 28/07/10

      Have had a number of friends stop smoking and also myself. There have been many and varied actions they have taken to stop some were hypnotized some went for walks some had special diets me I took some pills from my doctor called champax or something like that…. But the secret ingredient that they all had was they wanted too stop smoking…. not for the country not for there mum nor there kid just for themselves they wanted to stop… so when you want to stop ... you will… took me ages and ages every story you can think of I used it…. but then I wanted to stop and did .... so-far!! lol

    • Lauren says:

      03:30pm | 28/07/10

      You took some pills but aren’t certain of the name? Isn’t that a bit dangerous?

    • Mel says:

      05:51pm | 28/07/10

      I have been smoke free for 2 days, cold turkey!

    • S.L says:

      03:46pm | 28/07/10

      The only way to go is cold turkey. All the patches, gums and hypnosis is rubbish full stop! If you want to quit you will. I gave up for 6 years then met a lady who was a smoker. Before you know it I was back on the gaspos. She lasted 6 months. My renewed habit….17years. I’ve been off them again for 5 years now and I think “that’s it, I’m over it!” If Rusty isn’t serious he’ll find every excuse in the book to start up again.

    • TheRealDave says:

      05:17pm | 28/07/10

      “The only way to go is cold turkey.”

      Agreed SL.

      I gave it away cause I was sick of coughing up nice big browny globs of phlegm every morning in the shower. I loved smoking, the taste (don’t laugh), the ritual, the time it gave me to think whilst working on an IT issue or other problem, and yes the social aspects as well and all that. If they could invent a non harmful smoke without the side effects I’d be first in line to buy a pack wink

      The point is - it came to a time I WANTED to give up. So I did. No mucking around, no pills or potions or whatever, Just stopped buying them and sticking them in my gob.

      Trust me, within about 3 days you won’t even want to stand next to a smoker. Something happens to your sense of smell within a few days - it returns to you. Stand next to someone who’s just had a smoke and your stomach begins to heave and you wonder ‘Jaysus! Did I smell that bad for all those years??’ Its pretty bad and I feel bad for my kids having to put up with me and the missus smelling like that all the time. When you’re a smoker you can’t smell it. Resist the urge to smoke for a few days and you will definitely smell it.

    • Nicole says:

      05:37pm | 28/07/10

      Jeez thanks for that description TheRealDave. I think I’ll pass on dinner tonight.

    • Peter says:

      03:57pm | 28/07/10

      Ok, if you want to stop smoking, go and read an Alan Carr book or go to one of his seminars… Avoid the con job that is Quit.. I work in a building that houses Dept of Vet affairs people. They did a 7 week Quit course through work and they are all still smoking. Go to an Alan Carr seminars or read his book and you’ll stop smoking overnight. No patches, no products from pharmaceuticals, just a natural enjoyable way to stop..

      If my info is correct, the NHS in England is looking at the Alan Carr method, the man (now passed) was a genius…

    • Mel says:

      05:53pm | 28/07/10

      You don’t need another crutch to stop, just go cold turkey, that’s what I am doing, 2 days no ciggies or any other crutch

    • Zeta says:

      04:07pm | 28/07/10

      I’ve quit smoking 12 times today since 5:00am. Between 9:00am and 11:00am I quit for a good two hours. I think the longest I ever quit for was between Sydney and Hong Kong, and then Hong Kong to London. I don’t count Sydney to LA because I used an inhaler and patches. It only really counts if you go cold turkey.

      I feel for Crowe, because I know that when I have a kid, I’ll quit. I’ll light up in the middle of a pub after enough drinks and wait for someone to kick me out. There’s no where and no one that will make me think twice about having a cigarette. It’s my own personal f*** you to the universe.

      But I won’t smoke in front of children. I talk a tough game about how smoking is your personal right, how it’s the giant health care industrial charity complex that wants you to stop to line their own pockets - but in all honesty, I smoke because my old man smoked. He wasn’t around much, but when he was, the thing I remember most about him was that he always smelled like cigarettes. And I freaking loved that smell because it meant Dad was home. And as I got older, if I wanted to hang out with Dad the best place to do it was while he smoked. And when I was old enough, I’d smoke too, we’d go through a pack of cigarettes together while Mum was working night shifts and he’d teach me the ways of the world.

      A lot of the time I go and have a cigarette out of habit. But under stress, I have a cigarette and think about what the old man would do in my situation. And smoking takes me right back to those important life lessons. Always shine your shoes before a funeral. Never trust a man who doesn’t know how to button his suit. Timing is everything. And never make a deal with a Gypsy, or a South Australian.

      My Dad gave up the habit during a mid life crisis and bought a boat. I always felt it was a kind of betrayal, like he got me hooked and now he doesn’t have the balls to follow through with it, to go down with the smoking ship at my side. Thing is though, his greatest shame was never telling me I shouldn’t.

      Most important lesson my Dad ever taught me was to be your own man, and to tell the world to f*** off if they don’t like it. I’d like to give my kids the chance to make up their own minds about smoking, without me prejudicing them. I reckon that’s probably what Crowe’s thinking.

    • Maisy says:

      07:41pm | 28/07/10

      I quit smoking every time I finish a packet.

    • DD Ball says:

      06:30pm | 28/07/10

      I’m happy for Rusty, I hope he follows through and breaks through. I heard he was also narrating Ben Hur .. excellent.
      And I am sure Ms Bruni will do a great job in her cameo role. I am involved with the industry and I know how important it is that people just get involved instead of holding back from doing something artistic.

    • JennyF says:

      09:10am | 29/07/10

      The fags are probably even too expensive for Crowe, so I hope he remembers
      who increased the prices.  See, you can never be totally election free.

 

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