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    • Jolanda says:

      12:00pm | 22/04/11

      Just wondering whether anybody else feels that today should be re-named “lawn mowing day’.  It seems that just about everybody in our street has chosen today to ‘mow the lawn.

    • Knemon says:

      12:41pm | 22/04/11

      @ Jolanda - I would re-name it “most boring day known to man kind”

      I was feeling down so I ate all the chocolate presents I had bought, now, apart from feeling guilty, I just feel like vomiting wink

    • Bolz says:

      02:33pm | 22/04/11

      @Jolanda

      I just read your comment which inspired me (filled me with guilt) to mow the the lawn! Thanks heaps…not!

    • Ben81 says:

      05:00pm | 22/04/11

      It seems like dog walking day here.  I just went for an 80km drive from South to North of Adelaide and back and I don’t think i’ve ever seen so many people walking dogs, especially around Prospect road.
      Also there were hardly any cars on the road, it was freaky.  No cars but dogs everywhere, seemed like a kind of bizarro world.

    • Reggie says:

      07:21pm | 22/04/11

      The Good Red and Adventurous Cooking Day. Trouble is I didn’t get a wide variety of ingredients in. I WAS tempted to try “The Only Cake the Queen Cooks,” but the red and Italian Blue cheese won the day. Do you think I could use evaporated milk that carries an expiry date of 2008?

    • fairsfair says:

      10:00pm | 22/04/11

      Same here. My street had the same idea. I too mowed. I also wrapped my whipper snipper around a tree. It was very refreshing and I wish I had’ve done it months ago. Roundup - love you long time.

    • Bikinis on Top says:

      12:47pm | 22/04/11

      with Your comment,  Answer these ten Religious Questions
      1) If Good Friday is such a good friday, why is everything shut.?
      2)  When Jesus had the last supper, all food and drink was free. Why is the easter show so expensive?
      3) If the Romans wanted to kill Jesus, Why didn’t they kill him more simply such as poison , a sword through the half ,or something that gave a quick kill?It would have saved the government money?
      4) Why didn’t the Romans cremate Jesus to avoid rises from the dead?
      5) If Jesus Had a last supper, why was he so skinny on the cross? Why was he not obese? Was it the exercise to Calvary that got rid of his weight problems?
      6) If Jesus rises from the dead on Easter Sunday, then why do we celebrate the dead on Easter Monday ?
      7) If jesus had his last supper today, would television broadcast the event ? Would a fast food chicken ,pizza or burger chain sponsor the event?
      8) was the last supper sponsored by the Romans?
      9) Why did Jesus Go to heaven on a Thursday?
      10 ) Will there be a second coming of Christ as the Spanish movie “Second Coming of Christ” SBSTV suggested?

    • Pip says:

      02:28pm | 22/04/11

      @ Bikini,What do you do at funeral’s? laugh and slag off at the service,crack jokes as the Pastor ,Priest says a prayer as the body is lowered,bust a move if the word god is mentioned

    • Mellors says:

      05:21pm | 22/04/11

      BonT, I share your pain. Red wine, no?  I beg your pardon. Your questions are subtle, persuasive, teasing, evocative, seductive. Are you Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa, that smile? or are you Jezebel, haunting my every night with your charms? Are you Delilah, for whom I should gladly give my life, but not against Sampson, (except for Bart and lisa, maybe Marg). Who are you, my phantom REM dream sequential ghost.

    • Dave says:

      06:02pm | 22/04/11

      What’s the easter show? Never heard of it.

    • S.L says:

      01:48pm | 22/04/11

      In my area it looks like business as usual. All the clubs and pubs are open on Good Friday. I find it sad really as there are only 2 days of the year where licenced premises are shut but now they cry poor and they’re allow to trade. Now I don’t have a religious bone in my body but for 2 days a year people can put up with everything shut and if some dope forgets to buy take away grog then bad luck!

    • stephen says:

      04:32pm | 22/04/11

      If God wants to be celebrated he can do it at the far end of the Universe, and if religious folk want to eat their bread they can go to Church and do it there.
      These good fridays are dead-set dull.

    • Barry says:

      08:16pm | 22/04/11

      I’m sure if you beg your boss stephen he’ll let you go to work since you can’t stand having the day off . . .

    • acotrel says:

      07:48am | 23/04/11

      @Barr y
      ‘I’m sure if you beg your boss stephen he’ll let you go to work since you can’t stand having the day off . . . ‘

      And I’m sure Tony is working on that.  There’ll probably be new provisons in the next version of Workchoices?
      I wonder if Jesus was ever paid penalty rates?

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      02:18pm | 22/04/11

      Two more years of bumbling ALP incompetence. Two more years of pathetic Coalition whining. Sigh, it is going to be a long two years. Why are Australia’s two main political parties absolutely useless?

    • Roselands says:

      04:32pm | 23/04/11

      Could it be because they are Australites ?

    • Get Real says:

      03:12pm | 22/04/11

      Frankly me thinks all those who don’t go to church should be made to go to work.
      Maybe you guys should have an aethist long week end.

    • NicoleG says:

      08:17pm | 22/04/11

      I don’t go to church. Haven’t since….....um…......dunno. But I have never eaten meat on Good Friday. Can I be excused?

      PS - I hate seafood and I’d kill for a bloody steak!!!

    • acotrel says:

      07:55am | 23/04/11

      I love Easter Friday, I enjoyed it with my flash tart. We had garlic prawns with rice, and a lovely bottle of chardonnay pinot noir.  Then we watched ‘New Tricks’ on the ABC. Today I’m going to the Easter Nats at Winton, and tomorrow, the Broadford Bonanza.  At least some of the promoters have got some smarts these days!

    • John Smythe says:

      03:44pm | 22/04/11

      It’s a snooze fest on the Equity floor in Japan. I got tired of reading the same person spout the same stuff over and over in the “boat people” thread. Not much on my iPad I could get away with mucking about with while at work.

      If anyone can or knows someone that can read Japanese, there is a university lecturer (also a regular on a popular educational TV show) not afraid to bag just how shit a job TEPCO and the govt are doing here.
      http://takedanet.com/

      Very good read. I sit back in my slowly glow in the dark bunch of islands wondering what in the hell has happened to Australia to not only allow itself to get so messed up, but to allow it to continue. Like Fairs and a couple of others have already said, when is enough “enough” that change needs to happen.

      I didn’t win the lotto this week (again @.@)

      Not much else from me smile Thanks for letting me use up 3 minutes of the remaining 30 til market close…

    • Lord Chauncey Boomber says:

      05:57pm | 22/04/11

      Happy Jewish Zombie Weekend Everyone!!!

    • Reggie says:

      07:27pm | 22/04/11

      So do I wish my Jewish mate a Happy Passover or is that like saying don’t be sad it will all be over soon?

    • Reggie says:

      07:55pm | 22/04/11

      I thought of RSRenn’s sensitivity this morning when I heard the commentator say the following on a TV prog.

      ” But even the most advanced fighters remain superbly sophisticated concoctions of computerized metallurgy.”  Yeah.

      Or ... “It is axiomatic that technical superiority can cancel out overwhelming numerical superiority.”  Only to be proven wrong in the next program when the Russians at Kurst with their superior numbers overcame the technically superior German tanks.

      Then there’s that English guy reading scripts like the first one, only he has no idea how to pronounce anything, but WORST of all, he drops his voice at the end of each sentence right on the critical subject so you’ve got no-idea what he was talking about.  He even mentioned archie—pell—egos. Good History Channel program spoiled by a dreadful script and dreadful commentary. The Russian made program with Nigel Hawthorne doing the commentary is a gem, that’s the one with the drawling Henry Kissinger top and tail.

      I also bled from the ears at “solemn-ness” rather than “solemnity” and what what’s wrong with “wrought’ instead of “wreaked” for past tense of to “wreak?”  Anzac Day commentators please take note.

    • acotrel says:

      08:10am | 23/04/11

      @Reggie My wife comments on the same thing.  She reads a lot, and always does the cryptic crossword.  She gets disgusted when she watches the TV news etc,. and hears the kids using their really bad English.  I think it’s due to our use of the electronic media, they don’t read enough books these days. And I believe most kids don’t really know how to use a search engine to research a subject, and write an essay based upon it..

    • Reggie says:

      09:54am | 23/04/11

      Well I’m a fourth generation Queenslander from Irish and Scottish families that came from CQ sheep-stations into the city. All my family and brothers speak what is regarded as Educated Australian without any airs.
      All of us went to state schools in Queensland, admittedly, the very best Boys’ State School. 

      When I came to Sydney was was teased by Sydney guys about the Queensland drawl until I pointed out the lazy NSW speech that was criticising mine. I have SO learned to HATE being RIGHT all the time. smile

      That dropping of the voice at the end of a sentence, is what I blame for waning interest in listening. That speakers build up the expectation of a listener with the early part of their poorly enunciated sentence and then “lose interest” before they mention the subject at the end.  The poor kids walk away wondering to themselves why they can’t understand what the teacher just said.  It’s the downward tune that most Aussies use, made worse by the trailing off of their delivery.

      I can forgive the misuse of “i” and “me” or even, reluctantly, “loose” for “lose” but lapsing into boredom before the completion of just ONE sentence is responsible for the low expectation of the “younger generation” when it comes to speaking and listening.

      I read to my children every night while pointing at the words I was reading and they emerged with the same clear vowels and speech patterns as I have. If modern parents did the same, BUT with that drone of trailing delivery they’ve been programmed with, then they’re producing speech patterns that are going to play a big part in leading this country into mediocrity. No-one listens because most speakers don’t speak clearly.

      Just as well Kochie has a close handy microphone or no-one would know what he was saying.

      I am trying to watch (again) the three programs I have recorded on my iQ2, called, “CELL,” before I am forced to delete them to allow for the recording of less worthy drama. The guy who presents them is so enthusiastic and the information so startling that his speech delivery can’t help but make an impart on thought and speech patterns of the listener.

      The problem is that many today have become so accustomed to the low expectation of speech patterns, that they regard such delivery as to challenging and boring.  The Aussie custom of putting “ie” or “o” on a word illustrates the problem.  Reggie naturally trails off. “Jacko” also trails off. But if I said “REGINALD” you’d have to hold your tone and effort up to the end. Aussies don’t appreciate having to make that effort so they’d say the name was “poofie,” which it is.

      However, I notice the designer of the Spitfire is called Reginald Mitchell and not Reggie, so I guess Reginald commands respect.

    • Cal Amari says:

      07:35pm | 23/04/11

      The “enornous jellyfish” linked in “The Week” in “Opinion From Everywhere” in “The Punch” is a fake.

      And an old one. You could indulge in hours of imbecilic fun following one attribution after another on blog after blog trying to find the original source, but I’ll save youse the effort;

      http://briandeutsch.blogspot.com/2009/09/korea-times-runs-fake-jellyfish-photo.html

      It should probably be corrected, but it’d be cool if you could retain “enornous”.

    • Ray says:

      11:59am | 26/04/11

      Just a comment on a commendable attitude by The Punch Team that has not gone unnoticed.

      The Punch team over a period of about 10 days has remarkably restrained themselves from derogatory and derissive comment with regard to men. It is really too much and outstrips any optimism.

      This is a wonderful example to set, which could be fastened on to by the broader population. It is particularly pleasing over the Easter period and Anzac Day.

      Please don’t recede into your recidivist actions which make up your form guide or literary DNA. You have set a fine benchmark with which I will anticipate if not expect your adherence with unshakeable optimism..

      You never know the world may be a better place if you continued in this manner. You know, your little contribution.

      Happy Easter

 

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