It’s quite sad the questions people ask when they hear you’ve just been in Afghanistan performing comedy shows for our troops.

Troops chilling on the ground in Afghanistan. Pic: Supplied

“Were you scared?”

“Did you get shot at?”

“Was it hot?” 

“Did you get a chance to have a look around?”

Umm, yeah, sure. There’s an open top bus tour from Kandahar to Kabul. It’s called “15 warlords in 15 days”. David Hicks is the tour guide and the final night party is in Bagram Prison. It’s great - you can book it at Flight Centres.

What’s sad about these questions? None of them enquire as to the welfare of our troops, the job they are doing or the conditions in which they are doing it.

The most annoying thing people said was: “I didn’t know you supported the war”.

Just because I went to Afghanistan to do shows for our troops doesn’t mean I support the war. I support our troops. It is possible, as was largely the case in Iraq, to support the troops but not the war. If you have an issue with the war speak to the government. If you have an issue with the troops, I’m very curious to hear why.

I know it’s not a popular war. It’s taking a long time. The exit strategy is weak or ill defined. We are losing Australian diggers at an increasing rate.

What is the end game? Every few weeks it seems newspaper websites ask their readers: “Should we pull out of Afghanistan?”. The overwhelming response is nearly always “YES”.

I’d like these websites to also ask the question: “Do you support our troops?”. They are separate issues that are often treated as one.

Whatever your opinion of the war effort in Afghanistan our troops deserve your respect and need your support. This conflict is hosting Australian troops who are dedicated, committed, smart, brave and loyal to this country and a chain of command that sees them serving in a far off land.

When you travel to the front lines you look into the eyes of our men and women working 14 hours a day in the toughest of Middle Eastern conditions and you see that this war has a face. They work in the choking fine unbearable dust of Tarin Kowt, the freezing cold of Kabul and the utter madness of the often attacked 30,000 strong coalition base in Kandahar.

They do it for six months at a time without alcohol, in shared sleeping quarters, without any home comforts (think porta-loos) and with an enemy sleeping just over the hill. They also do it in uniform, they do it well and they do it without complaint.

Do you struggle spending two weeks away from your partner and your kids? Try six months.

No amount of hours on Skype will dry the lonely tear drops shed at Christmas. So these holidays spare a thought for the Australian men and women who are serving abroad and their wives, husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends and children who spent Christmas without them.

And to save you asking, I wasn’t shot at, I wasn’t scared and it’s bloody freezing in Afghanistan this time of the year. The troops? They’re great, thanks for asking.

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    • Razor says:

      06:41am | 28/12/10

      Thanks to you and them.

    • rufus says:

      07:46am | 28/12/10

      I feel for the Australian troops in Afghanistan and clearly they are doing some good work, but ultimately they shouldn’t be there. Bring them home.

    • Scot says:

      08:27pm | 28/12/10

      Rufus. They are doing a fabulous job. Why, because they are protecting our way of life, taking care of these radicals that are hell bent on destroying our way of life. They should stay as long as it takes to stop these fools. The UK has just rounded up a group of idiots just before Christmas. Labor and the Greens radicals are just as dangerous as these Afghan radicals. 99.9% of Australians support our troops. Labor should not forget this.

    • rufus says:

      05:45am | 29/12/10

      You’re wrong, Scot. Surveys show that most Australians want the troops home. Labor has ignored this, with Gillard foolishly foreshadowing another 10 years in ‘gan. We’ll be out when the US is out, probably in 2 years.

    • Shifter says:

      01:56pm | 29/12/10

      That’s a horrible truth rufus. Our efforts are slave to the US war machine. Our troops are over there for the political gain of supporting big buddy Uncle Sam in their quest for regime change.

      What has changed? Well, Saddam’s dead, but petrol prices are up. Afghanistan is still the same but the US either goes naked or gets felt up if they want to get on a plane.

      So what’s the point of us being there? Bring ‘em home. Have some balls Gillard.

    • Woz says:

      01:58pm | 29/12/10

      94.7% of all statistics are made up.

    • MelD says:

      03:33pm | 29/12/10

      Rufus, it doesn’t matter what ‘Most of Australia” want, and those are awesome statics there, what matters is that our ALLIES are there so therefore we have to be. simple as that and in comparrisson US has lost more troops than us so in pure numbers we are winning

    • jeffb says:

      06:31pm | 29/12/10

      MelD, thats completely wrong. Theres no alliance that requires Australia to be in Afghanistan. I suggest you actually take a look at the ANZUS alliance or at least google it before you make more comments about what Australia is required to do.

    • MelD says:

      09:21am | 30/12/10

      Jeffb - this is an OPINION blog and as such this is my opinion, I have no need to read anything so mundane or tedious, why would I care to? I don’t care that we have troops over there, I don’t care that others think we should get out, since when do any governemt listen to what the whining population want?

    • jeffb says:

      01:07pm | 30/12/10

      MelD, If you don’t care about the troops or the war why are you posting your opinion on it?

      Theres a difference between posting your opinion and stating that our alliances require our presence in Afghanistan.

    • S.L says:

      07:54am | 28/12/10

      Good article Lehmo. You put a lot of things on that subject into perspective. Sure our troops do a great job under difficult circumstances and you and other entertainers give them an “escape” for an hour or so.
      I can imagine you get more “classic” questions than those from the great informed!

    • Henry says:

      08:08am | 28/12/10

      I think almost all Australians can very easily separate the issues of whether they support the war v whether they support the troops.

      The notion of “don’t blame the troops” was courtesy John Howard during the (second) Iraq war, as a strategy for wedging those opposed to the invasion of Iraq.

    • Classic says:

      07:42pm | 28/12/10

      That’s rubbish Henry.  The same respect was given to our troops in Iraq.  The “blame the troops” comes from the Vietnam War.  Lehmo does a great job in his article, but not so you can throw party politics into it.

    • Soldier says:

      01:22pm | 29/12/10

      @ Classic. Those comments from J. Howard were in response to troops recieving alot less than the support you think they were getting. In Townsville (Australia’s largest Garrison City) some troops were getting spat on in the local shops (and the ensuing ‘scuffle’), this led to the local Commander issueing the order that all Army personnel were not to be seen in public wearing Uniform. This obviously had quite a reaction amongst the troops and those that supported them and the order was pulled (i believe) by Howard himself.

    • Daniel says:

      08:13am | 28/12/10

      Yes it seems that there is no mention of the actual war and they just want to keep thanking troops. We need to pull these troops out of there and it should have been done years ago.

    • Richard M says:

      08:19am | 28/12/10

      Totally agree.  Full marks to you for having the guts to go there.  Total respect and admiration for our boys and girls serving their country there.  As for public support for the war, I just wonder: if a poll had been taken of the British people in 1941 when they stood alone against the Nazis about support for continuing the fight or making peace with Hitler, what do you think the result would have been?  The fact is that you can’t fight a war by opinion poll.  That is exactly what our enemies are counting on: that we in the west are too weak and decadent and haven’t got the stomach to continue the struggle.

    • Gregg says:

      08:47am | 28/12/10

      Perhaps you do lack a little insight into human nature Lehmo for with
      “Did you get a chance to have a look around?”
      Do you not at all think that that could have been an opening salvo to coin a phrase? and one that would have allowed you to lead back with what the conditions are like.
      And just how glib is
      ” Umm, yeah, sure. There’s an open top bus tour from Kandahar to Kabul. It’s called “15 warlords in 15 days”. David Hicks is the tour guide and the final night party is in Bagram Prison. It’s great - you can book it at Flight Centres. “

      ” What’s sad about these questions? None of them enquire as to the welfare of our troops, the job they are doing or the conditions in which they are doing it. “
      And that can be answered with ” The troops? They’re great, “!!!!
      Whilst the military trains and operates machine like, individuals will always have their own personal feelings just as in any war and is it not just a little shallow to suggest that you would know from an entertainment tour how they are doing it out in the dust/mud/snow with porta loos!
      Perhaps Lehmo, you’ve also forgotten of other great conflicts where Porta Loos would have been a luxury and even plastic bags to use in a Fox Hole did not exist.
      Soldiers went away to war for years on end!

      But yes, Afghanistan is also not the place for a holiday nor is life doing patrols from bases which are not resorts anything of a picnic and only a fool would think otherwise so most people I suspect understand that there is a welfare mentality for many of rather being somewhere else though there will also be those who consider what they are doing of sufficient value to accept the hardships.

      Something connected is the comparison on warfare and you could do worse than read an article in the Australian of Friday 24th. on TE Shaw who you might know of as Lawrence of Arabia, also some time in Afghanistan in 1928 and an interesting insight into what is happening in Afghanistan.

      I’d like these websites to also ask the question: “Do you support our troops?”. They are separate issues that are often treated as one.
      Do you not think the question may be unasked for the reasons of they are not considered to be one!
      It would be expected that most people would say Yes and that asking the question may just generate emotions of diviseness if not diviseness itself.

      All very sad Lehmo when you could have written far more positively.

    • Shelly says:

      09:04am | 28/12/10

      Was a bit skeptical when I saw Lehmo was the author, but eat my words Lehmo, this is a great article.  Thanks.

    • mary says:

      09:30am | 28/12/10

      Thanks Lehmo.

    • PaulB says:

      09:32am | 28/12/10

      “Support the Troops” was a propaganda device used by the Bush Administration as a means of marginalizing opposition to the Bush family War program.  They used their media presstitutes (notably FOX) to push the line the line that not supporting the wars implied that you didn’t “Support the troops”.  It was basically used as a tool to publicly shame opponents of the wars.  Its also a meaningless question.  You “support the troops” by either supporting the war and demanding they get the best equipment and leadership to do their job, or you oppose the war by demanding they be brought home.  The issue doesn’t and never has lain with the troops, only with the Governments who put them where they are.  Making the issue about the troops themselves rather than the war is dishonest and purposely distractive.

    • mike says:

      08:42am | 29/12/10

      My thoughts exactly PaulB. The troops are not all saints. The biggest assignment in afganistan must be the media section in our deployment. All those puff pieces (including comedians visiting the troops). What we see on australian TV is not the war, but defense force media management.

    • Lee says:

      09:41am | 28/12/10

      I don’t support the war and I have always supported the troops but that doesn’t mean I find them brave, intelligent etc. My son is a soldier aching to get to Afghanistan. If he and his mates are representative of the Australian troops then they are there for the money and perhaps the chance to experience war but not for the good of our country. The army brainwashes the soldiers and I have no respect for it or the machines it turns out. Please stop glorifying these people.

    • Renegade says:

      10:16am | 28/12/10

      My brother is a serving member and has done a couple of three-month stints overseas. The money is good for sure, but more valuable is the experience, but the experience is invaluable - not just on a personal level but for our armed forces generally.

      The experience for our military - particularly our elite forces who are at the point end of the counter-terrorism and -insurgency efforts - is priceless as the world moves towards resource-based wars. We have people sitting here at home screaming that “its all about oil” while they twiddle away on their iPhone (plastic components - made from petrochemicals) and sip their environmentally-friendly, support-the-third-world-farmers latte (transported across the world using petroleum in various forms).

      When it comes to the crunch, having troops experienced in actual war zones will come in handy when our security is directly under threat, from forces either external or domestic. When people turn their eyes to our mining reserves we’ll need a deterrent and don’t believe for a minute that the US will have time to come and help.

      Operational excellence is the cornerstone of our military, not size or technology. That is the way it will always be, and I am thankful that we have people volunteering to put their lives on the line to do a bloody hard job so that my nation can benefit.

      In addition, people often underestimate the benefits we’re giving to the people of Afghanistan, who desperately want to enjoy the freedom from oppression that we all have.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      11:07am | 28/12/10

      @Renegade- you do know that every dollar that goes into “operational experience” is one less dollar that goes into capital equipment? That wars like Afghanistan actually degrade combat effectiveness by not only leaching from the capital equipment budget but also due to deaths, physical injuries, post traumatic stress syndrome, low retention rates (due to burn out) etc.

    • L says:

      12:39pm | 28/12/10

      Having done deployments; after the first you’d never do one for money.

    • rufus says:

      05:50am | 29/12/10

      Renegade - this line about ‘when our security is directly threatened’ is war propaganda - you should realise that. There is no conceivable threat to our security that justifies our blind willingness to jump into any US-led war anywhere on the globe.

    • MelD says:

      03:37pm | 29/12/10

      so Rufus you are waiting for the day like the movie Tomorrow when the war began? will you only then believe that it is worth it? I bet when that day comes you will be one of the first to go.

    • Heather Stone says:

      10:04am | 28/12/10

      During the anti-Vietnam protests, the troops - both US and Australian - felt devalued by the media and populace. That is NOT the case in Afghanistan. The public perception now is strongly, and deservedly cynically, against our involvement in yet another USA led unwinnable war, but very much pro our terrific troops; and accompanied by a high level of concern and support for their guts and their efforts. Obviously people will lead with personal questions first because they are speaking to you personally. That’s called courtesy.

    • Jim says:

      10:53am | 28/12/10

      Is it Heather? Public perception is driven by the media, and as soon as a soldier is killed over there who do the media swarm to? Idiot anti-everything pinkos who spew forth their holier-than-thou opinions on the war.
      The don’t come and interview people like you and me, do they?

    • TheRealDave says:

      12:10pm | 28/12/10

      Great article, timely and well said.

      What irks me even more is that despite almost 10 years of constant press and TV, the loudest, whinging quislings STILL have no idea what our Diggers are doing in Afghanistan, how many are actually deployed or why they were sent there in the first place. 70% of those morons STILL can’t tell the difference between Iraq and Afghanistan and repeat Michael Moore Internet Conspiracy theory bullshit as if it had any semblance of reality.

      For a supposedly more educated modern population we sure do pump out the stupid ones.

    • MK says:

      03:28pm | 29/12/10

      @The Real Dave
      With Reference to Iraq and afgansitan
      Why did we go to war?
      What was the war supposed to Achieve?
      What has the war achieved?

      In Afganistan we were initally Hunting for Osama Bin Laden?
      push out the Taliban, opened the door for the warlords,
      Drug production through the roof up 500% in the first few years
      10 years on in unwinnable war with no exit plan

      Iraq, we invaded a secular moderatly islamic country,
      Searching for WMDs
      Got rid of a dictactor that was at odds with AlQuaeda,
      In Effect Created a new Rallying point for all the extremist militant muslims around the world, to come and fight the evil infidels,
      long protacted conflict,

      Iran has the links to Alqueda is run by muslim extremesit and is much more likely to have nuclear weapons.

      Why did we invade Iraq?

    • stephen says:

      12:19pm | 28/12/10

      If you don’t support the war then go to China : they don’t either.
      All the luvies are now cleaning the floor of old wrappers(Christmas ones’), and now their tiny mind is focussing on interest rates. Ah yes, that’ll stretch me and bring forth the indignation a spot-check emotional range can wrestle with. And a wrestle it will be.
      For if one can’t imagine a terror from a hundred floors up (some couldn’t either, so they jumped), or planes when they should have been hearing sirens or the death march of those old leathered nazis who supposed, as do most likely, and soon, too,others, it’s now or never, then maybe it’s time to rest the tea and toast, look up at the sun - if you’re not blind already - and say ’
      the rain and rates can wait. I’m here only for a short while, so are my children and their children, and the world that we want we should get, it’s now or never’.

    • jeffb says:

      02:21pm | 28/12/10

      The whole point of the war in Afghanistan was to remove Al-Qaeda and install a democratic government in place of the Taliban. While they have removed Al-Qaeda they have failed to bring about democracy and until something is done about Karzai and the rampant corruption what is the point in send more soldiers into a no-win situation?

      Its time the politicians showed some of the courage they expect from our soldiers and dealt with the core issues.

      “If you don’t support the war then go to China”

      Perhaps you should? Their limited education system would be much easier on you and doesn’t have any focus at all on free thinking which would seem to suit you perfectly.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      03:10pm | 28/12/10

      Yep. China prefers to invest billions of dollars in clean energy technology research rather than blow it on an unwinnable war. But don’t worry, they’ll sell the technology to your children and grandchildren. Hell, they’ll even lend you the money. It may mean that your children and grandchildren are debt slaves to China for the rest of their lives, but that’s better that the threat of Al Qaeda, an organization Australian intelligence sources regard as a “failure” .....

    • stephen says:

      05:08pm | 28/12/10

      I was going to reply to your earlier post Shane From Melbourne but you appear not to want to fight the fire because it may stretch the hose.
      Nothing I can do for you.
      Mr Karzai from Pakistan harbours the Taliban which has as much against their enemy India as they do against the West, so why fight 2 fires when you don’t have to fight any.
      (Shane’s hose now is a goner.)
      This is the sort of game we are playing in Pakistan, where they have recently refused the US further access to their borders to ‘drone’ out the insurgents. A solution is this : withdraw forces and the money the US is giving Karzai to patrol its borders, wait 2 years, then offer assistance to India to settle Kashmir and its subsequent stoush with Pakistan.
      Karzai’s waiting game is a death game.

    • Gregg says:

      07:27pm | 28/12/10

      jeff the joker,
      It was all about lets get Osama full stop and nothing about democracy which might be an added on thought here and there but if the majority of people in Afghanistan are of the Pashtun supporting the Taliban, where’s the democracy and I wouldn’t be too sure about removing Al Qaeda.

      Now not too sure what China has to do with Af other than having a small border and the possibility one day of deciding they might as well run it but Shane, as far as clean energy technology you do not need to research it too much to know of nuclear and hydro and the three gorges plan is the largest hydro generator ever built and whilst they are building some nuclear power stations, they are still burning plenty of coal too.
      http://www.netl.doe.gov/coal/refshelf/ncp.pdf and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_policy_of_China will give you an insight.

    • Scot says:

      08:36pm | 28/12/10

      Stephen. You are wrong. China has a policy of not interfering in other countries internal affairs.

    • Steve Smith says:

      10:23pm | 28/12/10

      You know Stephen, if you don’t support the way.. you still have the option of staying in Australia. It’s not illegal to stay in this country and not support the war, in the same way you don’t actually have to love this country or leave it. Although this might not be in accordance to bumper stickers in The Shire.

    • notsurprised says:

      09:06am | 29/12/10

      Hey Scott, ever heard of Taiwan or Tibet?

    • jeffb says:

      02:29pm | 29/12/10

      So Gregg, the plan was to remove Al-Qaeda and the Taliban, catch Osama and what… leave a total power vaccum?... Thats a pretty funny joke.

    • petery says:

      06:05am | 02/01/11

      WoW- very poetically expressed but needs a bit of rewriting to make it less nonsensical in places. What were the old leathered nazis supposing,you don’t say,  and I am stuffed if i know what a spot check emotional range is. You appear to share the belief of my drinking buddies at the pub,that all poetry is basically crap, so it does not matter what you write.

    • Heather says:

      01:30pm | 28/12/10

      @ Stephen…..I belong to a great ex-soldiers association, and even the surviving members of my Dad’s regiment who shared a flooded foxhole with him in WW2 don’t ,as you put it, “support the war”. In fact they don’t support war full stop! It’s not axiomatic that marching off to a war of retribution against an ‘invisible enemy’ will ever be instrumental in bringing peace, or will bring us the world we want for our children and children’s children; or for that matter the civilians and their grandchildren in the country under the yoke of any war. @ Jim, my friends run throughout the spectrum of colour, “class”, ethnicity, political leanings and pro or anti Afghanistan, and there is not one who has voiced anything but admiration or concern for our own troops irrespective of a media brainwashed society.

    • HeatherG says:

      11:09pm | 28/12/10

      I have nothing but the utmost respect for soldiers, past and present (my father was one), however, I would rather ask the few boys I know who are over there now what they think than rely on the opinions of past soldiers who fought a different war for different reasons.

      Granted, my mates’ opinions may not be the majority, and I cannot speak for Australian soldiers as a whole (obviously), but the biggest frustration they have voiced to me is the inability of the general populous to 1) understand the difference between the campaigns in Afghanistan and Iraq, 2) understand the difference between the jobs that the US troops and Australian troops do, and 3) whether people say they “support the troops but not the war” is largely irrelevant to them, given the misunderstandings of the first 2 points—and their feeling is that these are mostly driven by “media brainwashed society.”

    • notSue says:

      02:19pm | 28/12/10

      I don’t know why people join the army these days. I guess they do it because it’s a ‘career”, then they find themselves deployed to places like Afghanistan. They also find themselves doing humanitarian work in Timor L’Este. I think I know which most troops would prefer, having relatives who have done both.

      Vietnam taught us not to blame the troops for the decsions made by governments. It’s up to us to let the politicians know that many of us understood the initial reasons for joining the US in Afghanistan, but now that an endgame or exit strategy is not in sight, it’s time to bring them home.This conflict is not going to change much in the long run, unfortunately.

    • TimB says:

      04:55pm | 28/12/10

      I think you nail it there notSue: You *don’t* know why they join the army. By the same token you don’t know why our soldiers think that they’re doing necessary and useful work over there.

      As far as I’m concerned, as long as our soldiers are of the opinion that they should stay, then they should stay. They, more than anyone else have the information required to decide whther they’re presence is doing any good and whether or not it is worth it.

      This is why I have to disagree with Lehmo somewhat. I can see what he’s trying to get at by saying you can support the troops but not the war. But I don’t think you can- at least not fully, not in this case.
      Supporting the troops also means supporting their desire to stay and continue on with the job.

    • notSue says:

      06:04pm | 28/12/10

      Well, TimB, in speaking to my nephew who served in Afghanistan (admittedly, only as a lowly private) the impression I got from him was nothing to do with *why* they were there, but whilst they were there, they had a job to do, and they must so it to their best abliity. He found it dangerous work (even more so for the Americans) and didn’t question the politics, he was too busy watching his and his mates’ arse!

      The troops who believe we must stay there are obviously from the command classes. Ask the average soldier and they’ll say they do as they’re told. Simple as that.

    • DW says:

      10:54pm | 28/12/10

      Love it or hate it, a career in the military can have you here in Australia or overseas delivering aid packages to tsunami victims, rescuing burnt asylum seekers from the water after their boat explodes in tme middle of the ocean or in the mountains of afghanistan patrolling for enemy fighters.

      What kind of impact will you leave on history? How will the history books remeber your name? the men and women of the ADF know that they have impacted history and their mark will live on.

    • TheRealDave says:

      03:15pm | 29/12/10

      You may want to check a few newspaper articles notSue but befoer any humanitarian work could be done Diggers needed to push out the Indon backed West Timorese militia groups which resulted in several contacts, several wounded Australian soldiers and quite a few militia deaths.

      We didn’t just waltz in and start handing out smiles and rainbows.

    • notSue says:

      12:22am | 01/01/11

      @ TheRealDave
      Don’t quite understand your obejction to my mention of the fact that not *all* work done by Aussie military forces is agressive. Granted, they had to secure the situation first, but surely an army that is utised in improving the circumstances of the local populace is a good thing??

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      07:04pm | 28/12/10

      @TimB- what rubbish. The western way of war has always been civilian control of the military. It is up to the politicians to decide where to deploy troops and how long. The military can advise, but ultimately it is up to the Prime Minister and Cabinet to decide. (Undemocratic, since it should be a joint sitting of parliament, but that’s the way the system works)

    • TimB says:

      09:40am | 29/12/10

      I’m well aware of the fact that the civilians are the ones that make the decisions.
      But when judging whether we should be there or not, I’m of the firm opinion that the military’s views should be taken into consideration in any discussion, particularly given that they are the people on the ground. And I give their opinion far more weight than any armchair commentators *here*.

      The government plainly agrees, considering they do have their military advisors for just the reason I indicated, and the fact that they remain committed to the fight.

    • john says:

      12:08am | 29/12/10

      @Shane that may be so, however Tim had some valid points. A soldier will do his/her job only if they also truly believe in it as well, not just because some politician told them so, here’s some examples where politicians and soldiers truly believed in it together with the majority of the public..

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrVI6ENDL8Y

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWu_yPXBBL0

      Its almost an embarrassing joke that the whole world believes its a war when its fighting goat herders and poppy growers holding machine guns and the west is calling it a war, and even a bigger joke that our finest are being used in such a meaningless way. It seems this has morphed into something like flogging a dead horse and stretching a conflict for all its worth to quench the USA’s terrorist paranoia.

    • stephen says:

      12:45am | 29/12/10

      Scot, go tell that to the South Koreans.
      And China is territorial, incidentally. Very.

      The Middle East is currently very unstable, (especially Egypt, which up to now has been a unifying force, especially with respect to Israel, and by proxy, the US). Egypt’s political and economic stability is very important against any strategic imbalance that may brought about by Iran. The activity in Afghanistan is an attempt by NATO and the UN to rid the area of any more, shall we say, free radicals.
      The only ‘internal’ issues I can see are those between India and Pakistan ; the latter seems to be marketplace for cancers.

    • Scot says:

      10:52pm | 29/12/10

      Stephen the Sth. Koreans do not have to worry about China. China is not territorial. You need to turn your head to the middle east for the slow cancer that is invading by stealth because we are naive fools and weak. I agree that Iran is a very serious threat to us all. How ever we may be fortunate as Iran has a big drug problem because of Afghanistan and Iran threatening to destroy Israel and our fool Foreign Minister. India is too busy trying to impress China, how brilliant they are, all PR hype on their part as China is many years ahead of them. Pakistan must stop the cancer with the allies.

    • Anon in the 'ghan says:

      12:52am | 29/12/10

      Great article Lehmo.  I for one enjoyed your show over here.
      While I am not part of the “troops” I am part of the civilian push.  (Do we remember one government that committed to this war and the new government didn’t want to be seen as “me to” so decided that they needed to support the alliance by increasing the civillian surge?)

      But despite why we are here,  it is the “troops” I take my hat off to.  They do it tough and deserve heaps more recognition. 

      PLease know that as well as yourself and the other acts that appeared that night, there were many many happy people well after you and your friends left.

      Thanks to you and all the other entertainers that come out to make our time here that bit better.

    • petery says:

      08:34am | 29/12/10

      Only recently discovered Punch, and am amused by the quality and lack of quality of some of the writing. In some cases, I have never seen so many expletives and insults being thrown around outside of a pub brawl,  and sadly it would seem that many get their understanding of the world from the idiots of talk back radio,rather than from books,or personal experience. In some cases the textual errors that appear to be typos, seem to be considered accurate on the part of the writers. Take away all this along with the expletives and you have nothing left but ignorance and hot air. So much for democracy!

      A couple of points I would like to comment on. It is suggested that it is great that our troops get combat experience by fighting in real wars overseas,in case it is really needed to defend Australia. While this might be a side benefit of fighting overseas,it should not be the main reason why we are there. The main reason we are there is supposedly to help others, and in some cases our presence might be unhelpful, and be part of the problem. We should not be trying to solve the problems of Timor and Afghanistan,by seeing them as merely opportunities to practise war games so our troops get battle experience.  it does not seem particularly moral,and we are generally very moralistic do gooders in regard to our poor northern neighbours, to go and trash someone’s else’s country with the debris of war if the country does not want us there. We should not be deciding for them, that they need us, and we should not be deciding for them, when we want to leave.If they cannot seem to make up their minds,then maybe we should leave anyway. If the reasons our troops are in places like Afghanistan are not for the good of those countries, we should stop hypocritically pretending that is what we are there for, and get out, or be honest and state honestly the selfish reasons of our own that we consider make our presence necessary.

    • Bev says:

      09:10am | 29/12/10

      Every year at the xmas table we dont say grace but we do bow our heads and think of Australian soldiers serving overseas.  We may not be 100% behind the actions of our government but we do honour our soldiers.

    • Dutchy says:

      01:27pm | 29/12/10

      Aah Lehmo. Good to see you finally using your smarts instead of dumbing it down all the time.
      Maybe it’s time for a mid-career seriousness transtion ala Tom Hanks or Steve Martin?

    • Radagast says:

      02:28pm | 29/12/10

      ‘Support the troops but not the war”. Isn’t that what the Greens keep getting crucified for saying?

    • AussiesOverseas says:

      06:18pm | 29/12/10

      A Point that may not have been made here is has anyone bothered to ask the troops or their families IF they want to come home?I I have been there in the same capacity as Lehmo and not one troop said anything about coming home. Their families miss them terribly, it’s a hard job they do- given they are there they might have a good idea about what they are or are not accomplishing it might be better we ask them about if they should come home or not.
      From my experience and what I know it no longer matters if we should have ever been there in the first place - but we are there NOW. If we leave it will turn into hell on earth and thousands more lives will be lost. It would be totally irresponsible to leave that country in the state that it’s in. It’s EVERYONE’s responsibility who went there to clean it up.
      I stand behind anyone working away from their families and friends to support their families. I support the troops, that does not mean I support the war. More than anything Australians need to take a leaf out of our U.S neigbours book and get behind troops. THAT means the world to them and what they do.

    • petery says:

      10:59am | 02/01/11

      A follow up to what i said above. Our troops are overseas because it is government policy, and yes they have opinions,but it is up to government to decide,not them, as to whether they come home or not. The government should be listening to what the troops say, but it also should take into account opinions of other governments and parties involved. The government may make a wrong decision in the end, but the commanders there have to follow their instructions and follow government policy, as Australia is not a military dictatorship. Unfortunately, as anyone who works in lower levels of government, knows,  generally the opinions of people who do most of the work are relatively unimportant to the people who make policy, and it is the same with soldiers serving in war.

      If we are not clearly wanted,or our presence there is doing more harm than good, then they troops should go home. We should not be dictating to Afghanistan or anywhere else   that our presence is essential,otherwise in terms of behaviour,that makes us not much different to the Russians, or all the other foreign invaders that have attempted to rule Afghanistan over the last few hundred years.

    • Kingsley says:

      02:10am | 30/12/10

      Well said. People forget that the troops fight for a country they don’t even get to be a part of.

    • Pat says:

      03:59am | 30/12/10

      Mate, I had the rare opportunity to do what you just did over there six months ago, and I couldn’t agree more with your comments, well said sir!

    • Ted says:

      12:39am | 03/01/11

      @Lehmo, great story.
      @All others, thanks for your input, especially from those who have served. When you think of people going to war, it is normal to think of good guys shooting bad guys. Unfortunately, that happens all too frequently. Nearly every day of my six months in Afghanistan last year I listened to briefs that started with the number of people killed and wounded every day. I recall only 2-3 days where nothing happened. These days stood out as being rare.
      Every life lost is tragic but compare this to WW1 or WW2 where hundreds of soldiers were killed in single battles. The world has changed but this doesn’t make it one less bit scary.
      Was I scared during my time? Yes. Indiscriminate suicide bombers do that to you. Four attempts were made in my suburb. Shrapnel from one broke my windows.
      Did I see death? Yes. Trust me, it is not as pretty or as sterile as it is made out in the movies.
      Did I cry? Yes. I found it incredibly hard to farewell fallen Aussies. I did that four times during my tour. It was also really hard to read a book to a child in an orphanage (http://www.mahbobaspromise.org/) when you know that the kids are only there because the fathers have been killed or simply injured such that they are unable to work. It doesn’t matter if the Mum’s alive as they can rarely work so they sit in the middle of the road and beg. If you want to support a worthwhile charity, Mahboba’s Promise is it (Check this story out - I am one of the Aussie soldiers in it. http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2009/s2615472.htm)
      Did I make Afghan friends? Yes. I can’t wait for the chance to return with my family one day to meet up with them again.
      What is our job there? To help the Afghans rebuild their lives. We are mentors but this requires a degree of security so we do our best to protect those who serve. We teach Afghans trades. We care for them and their families. Who helped set up Australia in the early years??? Why is the Ghan Railway named the “Ghan”. We are their friends and their neighbours. Aussies look after their mates.
      Did I want to come home? No. I wanted to stay until the job was done.
      Will Afghanistan every be a democracy? No. It is tribal-based. We should never try to change that.
      Are the Taliban the least bit justified? No. They are nothing but drug dealers who use religion and fear to encourage uneducated, illiterate Afghan families to rebel against the coalition forces.
      Did my time there affect me? Yes. That is something I am still working through with my wife and three toddlers.
      Well, this rant has gone on long enough. My bottom line is that what Lehmo has said is spot on. When thinking of the soldiers, think not of what they are doing but why they are doing it. Your answer should be “for me”.

    • Laurens says:

      10:18pm | 18/01/11

      On behalf of the few intelligent and aware Australians, I wish to apologise for the ignorance and Political Dealings that created the situation our Soldiers have found themselves involved in. It is a totally dishonourable situation. Voter apathy and Political Expediency have allowed this to happen. To add insult to injury we recently voted for a change. We got a change, but it is a change for the worse

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