Everyone loves to bag the weatherman. But the cold, hard truth of the matter is that weather forecasts have become extremely reliable. It’s everyone else who gets it wrong.

By “everyone else” I mean both the general public and the media. As messengers, the media often over-simplify the bureau’s raw data to the point of abstraction, while the public takes the game of Chinese Whispers a step further, wildly misinterpreting the media’s already-distorted forecasts.
It happens every day. A forecast that says “slight chance of a shower” becomes an umbrella icon on a ditzy weather presenter’s weather chart, which the public then read as a certain deluge.
Conversely, when a forecast reads mostly fine, out come the little icons of the sun wearing sunnies, and out come the whinges when a brief downpour ruins someone’s barbie.
Occasionally, of course, the bureau gets a forecast dead wrong. When that happens, the myth of forecasters being about as accurate as racing tipsters or a 1-800 astrology line is perpetuated.
The infamous and extremely expensive Sydney hailstorm of 1998 is one such case, and the Bureau paid for it for years afterwards, enduring a shellacking from talkback radio jocks for failing to inform an unprepared public of the exact time these ice chunks the size of grapefruits would strike (like the public could have done anything about it anyway).
The meteorological goalposts shifted after that, and the NSW Bureau was forced, through sheer weight of ignorant public outcry, to include warnings of things like “potentially damaging winds and severe hail” anytime there was half a chance of a regular afternoon thunderstorm.
But mostly, the Weather Bureau is very, very good at seeing the big events coming. A week before Victoria’s devastating Black Saturday bushfires, temperatures in the mid-40s across Victoria were predicted. Melbourne hit 46 that bleak and fateful day, and while it was a shifty late Southerly change that changed the wind direction and caused the damage, there was still an air of “we weren’t sufficiently warned” in the aftermath.
The all-time, world best practise case of a complacent public largely ignoring what turned out to be a stunningly accurate forecast was America’s Hurricane Katrina. At least three days before the massive Category 5 storm in 2005, all kinds of dire warnings were issued.
Then, about a day and a half before the storm’s full fury lashed New Orleans, America’s National Weather Service issued this. Quite simply, it is the most unbelievably frank, forthright, jargon-free forecast of all-time, yet still many managed to dismiss it.
Here it is in full. Read it and weep.
...DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED…
.HURRICANE KATRINA…A MOST POWERFUL HURRICANE WITH UNPRECEDENTED
STRENGTH…RIVALING THE INTENSITY OF HURRICANE CAMILLE OF 1969.
MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS…PERHAPS LONGER. AT
LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL
FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL…LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY
DAMAGED OR DESTROYED.
THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL.
PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD
FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE
BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE…INCLUDING SOME
WALL AND ROOF FAILURE.
HIGH RISE OFFICE AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY…A
FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL WINDOWS WILL BLOW OUT.
AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD…AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH
AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES
AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE
ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS…PETS…AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE
WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK.
POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS…AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN
AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING
INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.
THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY
THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING…BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW
CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE
KILLED.
AN INLAND HURRICANE WIND WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN SUSTAINED WINDS NEAR
HURRICANE FORCE…OR FREQUENT GUSTS AT OR ABOVE HURRICANE FORCE…ARE
CERTAIN WITHIN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS.
ONCE TROPICAL STORM AND HURRICANE FORCE WINDS ONSET…DO NOT VENTURE
OUTSIDE!
Wow. What part of “incredible human suffering” and “certain death” didn’t the average person understand? Not to mention the dawdling George Bush and his ACME response crew.
Closer to home, much of south east Australia and the Murray Darling basin is experiencing floods this week. The rain that brought the floods was no Hurricane Katrina, but it was forecast well in advance, like today’s follow up rain.
On Monday, police in Wagga Wagga said their advance forecast suggested 80-100mm could fall on the already flood-afflicted Riverina town by Thursday. Check this today to see how that prediction is holding up.
In all likelihood, the prediction will be close to the mark. Around 70mm fell overnight, and even if no more falls today, the three-day-out call was accurate agan. The Weather Bureau is pretty spot on these days. Maybe we could all give them a bit of credit by actually listening carefully to what they say once in a while.
* News Ltd online mastheads and news.com.au are rolling out an enhanced weather page this week. Try this link to the Daily Telegraph’s Sydney forecast for a sneaky peek.
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