The intonation is crucial.
Australians use the phrase in two quite different ways, and the clue to whether what Mr Abbott said in Afghanistan was disrespectful or not lies in the modulation of his voice.
Did he say ‘shit happens’, meaning ‘get over it, suck it up, spilt milk’? Or did he say ‘shit happens’, meaning ‘nothing could have been done, it was fate, or God’s will.’
See for yourself in the clip above. I think he meant it in a sympathetic way, reassuring those soldiers around him. In your head, do a voiceover. Replace ‘shit happens’ with ‘these things happen in war and you are not to blame’.
Read the full story of how Abbott has ended up on the defensive after footage of him speaking to soldiers in Afghanistan in the wake of Digger Lance Corporal Jared MacKinney’s death was aired on Channel 7 last night.
The sequel to the story – Abbott’s reaction when his comments were publicised – is arguably more interesting.
As Leo Shanahan rightly points out, Abbott’s silence when Channel 7 journo Mark Riley confronted him is excruciating. His head is literally wobbling up and down as he presumably tries to contain his rage.
You can only imagine what’s going through his head at that point. For about 45 seconds he is rendered incapable of speech.
If, instead of that dramatic, burdened pause, he had glibly and immediately said “silence is the only response you deserve”, it may have lessened the impact of the story. Maybe.
After all, he knew it was coming – his office had been battling the release of the footage for months.
People are right to hold politicians to the highest standards. We want them to have all the answers. We watch for the tiniest slip up. We have preconceived ideas about them (such as ‘Abbott is prone to gaffes’) and we eagerly fit every incident into this existing puzzle. But to expect a seamless and smooth reaction in this case would show Abbott to be as wooden as his camp consider Gillard to be.
The whole incident is painful for many, especially Lance Corporal MacKinney’s family. But that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be discussed.
Prime Minister Julia Gillard and the Labor Government should maintain their silence, and leave this to play out without their input.
But, a final point: There is incandescent fury at the media for broadcasting the footage and discussing the issue. The alternative was to cover it up, pretend it hadn’t happened. The fact that the incident has garnered such a powerful response shows there is public interest, questions to be answered, a conversation to be had. If you weren’t interested, if you think it deserves no attention, why did you click on this link?
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