Someone forgot to tell Julia Gillard yesterday that the ballot boxes have closed.

The Prime Minister gave a long press conference in which she made a pitch to the three men who could decide who forms government, Independents Bob Katter, Tony Windsor and Rob Oakeshott. The problem is, it sounded a lot like the pitch she’s been making to voters every day for the past five weeks.
What both she and Tony Abbott need to realise is that the slogans they repeated with mind-numbing intensity during the campaign are part of the reason we’ve ended up with with a hung parliament.
The massive informal vote registered on Saturday is evidence neither candidate or main party fired the passions of a majority of Australians.
But there was Gillard yesterday ploughing on, tweaking the message slightly to give it a rural/regional bent:
What I will be saying is I believe the policies that I outlined in the election campaign are good policies indeed great policies for the communities represented by the independents and by the Green in the House of Representatives.
If we just go quickly across the suite of them, obviously for electorates in rural and regional Australia, the National Broadband Network is absolutely pivotal for the future. Seriously tackling climate change, clean energy, pivotal for the future and of great advantage to those communities.
A Sustainable Australia policy. A number of these communities see growth, a number of these communities feel the pressure of growth. Our very keen focus on healthcare in regional Australia. The fact that we have identified that the risk of dying for example, of cancer, is so much higher in regional Australia and that our health policies are there to make a difference to that.
The education policies we’ve outlined for parts of Australia, it is particularly regional Australia that tends to have low levels of secondary completion and low levels of qualifications beyond that, so I believe our integrated policy, my positive plan for Australia stands up well for the communities the independents represent.
When she was asked: “Prime Minister when you said you’ve heard the voice of the people, is that you acknowledging that the people have been disappointed with the Labor Government…”
She said: “No, it is acknowledging exactly what I just said, that I think the Australian people, speaking to us about wishing to see a change in the way that the business of politics is conducted.”
Well that’s one way of looking at it.
Tony Abbott gave a far more perfunctory performance yesterday, where you got the feeling he had turned up just because the media demanded it.
He said:
The important thing is that Australia now has competent and stable government for the next three years. It’s almost inconceivable that any Labor government emerging from this election could deliver competent and stable government. It’s certain that any Labor government emerging from yesterday will be chronically divided and dysfunctional. Just to give one illustration, just eight weeks ago, the Government politically executed Kevin Rudd. Now it seems Kevin Rudd is to be a very senior minister in any Labor government. This is no way to run a government and its no way to treat the country.
If you wanted to see spin-free politics yesterday you had to watch the 7.30 Report.
What ever you think of their politics (or in some cases their sanity), watching Katter, Windsor and Oakeshott last night was a welcome break after five relentless weeks of a focus group-driven wall of sound about moving forward and stopping the boats.
It was, to put it bluntly, blessedly bullshit-free.
And all three of them had a pretty clear message for the Prime Minister and the Opposition Leader, they’re as sick of the spin as the rest of us.
Ominously for the message makers, and thankfully for us, they also all declared their own “bulldust metres” (as Kerry O’Brien more delicately put it) were finely tuned.
None of them are rushing into anything, and have counseled everyone that this process of resolving the parliament could take a while.
Each of them indicated slightly different priorities.
Windsor said he wanted to secure a stable government, Oakeshott was concerned about the diminution of the processes of the parliament under the Rudd administration, and Katter has a range of issues about rural and regional Australia he’ll be fighting for with typical Katter eccentricity.
Both Windsor and Katter have serious issues with the Nationals, specifically Windsor loathes Barnaby Joyce and Katter’s not a big fan of Warren Truss. But both said they’ve worked with people they didn’t like before and didn’t see why they couldn’t do it again.
It’s very clear speeches about the “dignity of work” aren’t going to get very far with these three, or scare campaigns about “political assassins”.
The electorate didn’t buy it. Nor will the Independents.
Hopefully now it can stop.
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