Eat your heart out, Antony Green. It’s cutting-edge interweb publishing here at The Punch. These infographic presentations explain the results of the 2010 election. Let’s start with the ratio of eggs to faces.

Next is a Venn diagram roughly illustrating the voting blocs in the new House of Representatives.

The final graphic shows how the campaign has highlighted the disparity between seats held and power wielded.

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    • The Badger says:

      05:42pm | 24/08/10

      Looks like the result of a liquid lunch

      Hope you can write off the drinks on expenses.

    • TimB says:

      05:45pm | 24/08/10

      Gold. Absolute Gold. Lots of lulz @ Steve Fielding & the ALP Powerbrokers.

    • TGo says:

      05:54pm | 24/08/10

      These make more sense than most of the graphics tossed up by the commercial networks on Saturday - or since

    • nosthow says:

      06:06pm | 24/08/10

      Gold, Gold, Gold ! Brilliant Colgo and I see we bloggers are in for our share of eggs - justifiably so ! Laurie Oakes for PM !

    • TimB says:

      06:15pm | 24/08/10

      Speak for yourself. My “prediction” (such as it was) was right. smile

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      06:32pm | 24/08/10

      Well, I picked Boothby, Sturt, Solomon and a few others ... not Corangamite, regrettably.

      Blind Freddy could see what was going to happen in Qld and NSW but I don’t think anyone but the Vics could possibly understand why they did what they did. Must be the weather - I gather it has been cold and miserable lately, bit like Arbib and Bitar, really.

      As for the ‘respected’ pundits, most of them have shown they couldn’t pick their noses if they had 29 fingers. I hope some of those assholes had enough decency to return their paychecks. They weren’t even entertaining on TV.

    • Clinton says:

      06:07pm | 24/08/10

      love it smile

    • Eno The Wonderdog says:

      06:11pm | 24/08/10

      Ah - now it all becomes clear Svengali..

    • Anon says:

      06:12pm | 24/08/10

      This is effing hilarious. And pretty spot on, easy-to-digest graphic represenation of how things went down lol

    • Set Theory says:

      06:48pm | 24/08/10

      It’s just missing your napkin with a soup stain in the corner - Will that represent a Telecommunications network ‘cloud’ or ‘Labor bloodbath ‘in another diagram?

    • Marilyn Shepherd says:

      06:50pm | 24/08/10

      You forgot about the egg plastered all over the faces of the right wing pundits.

    • Nigel Catchlove says:

      07:05pm | 24/08/10

      No egg.  Loving every minute of this - watching Julia turn herself inside out in an attempt to be relevant.  Regardless of who is asked to form Government it has been an absolute pleasure to see the ALP get spanked.

    • Seano says:

      07:05pm | 24/08/10

      Nah they’re all claiming a draw as a win, that’s how they work.

    • Steve_of_Cornubia says:

      07:10pm | 24/08/10

      As a ‘right winger’ myself, I can assure you that my face is devoid of egg Marilyn, but it is covered in a smug grin.

      Tony Abbott got more votes than Julia Gillard. Hence, this is a win for Tony and a defeat for Julia. If Australians were not forced into preferences, Labor would be dead in the water. Whichever way you try to spin this result, it’s a huge smack in the face for Julia and Labor, especially when they have only served one term.

      Must go, my champagne is going flat.

    • Nicole says:

      07:54pm | 24/08/10

      You still didn’t get that delivery did you Marilyn? Why didn’t you tell me? I told you I was gunna deliver it personally. 
      PS: I’m with Steve. I love watching Jooolya squirm!!!

    • Ben81 says:

      02:11pm | 25/08/10

      We’ve seen a sitting PM knocked off his perch then a first term government with a huge majority removed from power, seems pretty big to me and beyond what most “right wing pundits” could have dreamed of just months ago, an effort so significant that it hasn’t happened since the great depression.

      May I ask, Marilyn, just what or who it is you’re talking about?

    • John Michael says:

      07:04pm | 24/08/10

      You also forgot the Liberal power brokers, yes they have them too…

    • iansand says:

      07:19pm | 24/08/10

      Terrible.  Nowhere on those charts can I find the new touchy feely Tony.  A sweeter, kinder Parliament.

      Laughed so much the dinner flew out of my nose.

    • stephen says:

      08:52pm | 24/08/10

      ...in which case your ‘chart’ should be in colour.

    • Helen Back says:

      05:46pm | 25/08/10

      Eeew
      You eat snot?
      I suppose its better than lentils.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      07:23pm | 24/08/10

      Under Seats vs Influence you forgotton the Murdoch media empire that endorsed and amplified the Liberal Party and their mud slinging smear campaign.

    • Roja says:

      12:14am | 25/08/10

      I once strongly agreed with that point, however now I think the Murdoch mud slinging goes according to the demographic.  The advertiser in SA is more pro labor than the other rags, while I am quite sure QLD / WA would be more pro liberal.  The Australian is for the older, typically more conservative reader and bends that way. Maybe his focus groups identified that conservatives are by definition conservative, so they like feeling smug about being right for doing little.  Labor tends to be more about action, hence their overactive spending, so getting fired up by a bunch of twaddle is what they want. 

      In the end Murdoch doesn’t care about influencing politics, he simply sells papers filled with what people want to hear.  He will flop like the wind depending on who is popular to make the money. 

      It’s called business, like it or not, he’s pretty damn good at it.

    • ricko says:

      01:15pm | 25/08/10

      love it.  i agree with Roja.You left out Channel 9 who are only interested in ratings not the national interest.Incidentily have they identified “Laurie’s leaker”.With 5 independents/Greens now, me thinks there will be lots more leaking.I recall Andrew Wilkie was king of the leakers.

    • Freeman says:

      07:45pm | 24/08/10

      is there room on your graph for the unions who wasted millions of their members money on the workchoices scare campaign?

    • jim says:

      10:04pm | 24/08/10

      If only there was a face we could egg from he alp powerbrokers

    • thatmosis says:

      10:05pm | 24/08/10

      How dare you use the same paper that the Labor Party Policies were written on. Im pretty sure that they have dibs on writing on scraps of serviettes, or at least thats what it seems. I can just see the Gang of Four at the brekkie table and one comes up with a bright idea and pretty soon there it is in all its glory, hand written on a choice serviette to be presented to the public as policy for at least a week on until it sinks like the Titanic which ever is the sooner .

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      11:26pm | 24/08/10

      Labor party write their policies on serviettes because the Liberals have dibs on writing their policies and promises on toilet paper….

    • Julie Coker-Godson says:

      10:31pm | 24/08/10

      I love this, its hilarious.  Thanks for that I’ve had a jolly good laugh.

    • Radagast says:

      07:38am | 25/08/10

      And your point is? Or is this just more conservative ranting from the Liberal Punch? Hung parliaments are a normal function of democracy. Hated by the big parties who love to rule supreme on less than hale of the vote, but good for the people. Isn’t that how a democracy is supposed to work?

    • rod sexton says:

      09:15am | 25/08/10

      Where is the leftie-ABC?

    • Elphaba says:

      10:06am | 25/08/10

      Colgo, I love your napkin doodles.

      I think the election has been absolutely fascinating.  I worked as a polling assistant on Saturday, (saw lot of imformals, and lots of votes for The Sex Party) and then digested the washup on Sky News on Sunday.

      Of course, the nation will stagnate while they get their shit together, then they will ultimately implode, and we’ll go back to the polls, but still… fascinating…

    • Whines Won says:

      05:56pm | 25/08/10

      Do I have to put up with this…
      again

    • Anjuli says:

      11:10am | 25/08/10

      Swan might be a goose but he is still getting paid————For what.

    • Karen-Maree Kelly says:

      11:33am | 25/08/10

      Queenslanders who succumbed to Abbott and his cohort’s trickery, by running around voting in “two proxy-state elections” will not be so shallow when a failed Abbott minority government is returned to the polls within twelve months. The only highlight in the meantime will be the machine of the right being rendered unable to contain an ‘uncollared, unmuzzled’ Abbott. We will see “The Real Tony” emerge - let’s face it, it has been awhile, as he feels the electoate understanding that he is not PM as a result of any degree of political prowess. He is being delivered to the role via a shallow Queensland electorate, who will convert withindays of a second say, and he knows it! The boat-phone will be a hoot as well! Whateva…

    • Ben81 says:

      01:58pm | 25/08/10

      Yeah, basically everyone who didn’t vote the way you did is a shallow moron, we get it.  Go be smug somewhere else.  The ‘boat phone’ thing is a lie that got out of hand on Twitter by the way, usual story.

    • Roja says:

      11:30pm | 25/08/10

      @Ben81 - Huh?  I’ve seen plenty on this site but throwing yourself in front of a moron slur is a new one.  In the spirit of Little Britian - this is an opinion site, for opinions.  If you don’t agree with the opinion either (a) stop reading, (b) stop coming here or (c) point out any number of the innacuracies in that post. 

      Ironically you do this on a story about people with egg on their faces, where you just smashed one on yourself and blamed KMK for it.  Only like the cat lady in England, it was caught on CCTV.

      As for the boat phone “thing” it appears Abott not only believes himself more capable than the entire treasury department, now he is going to captain all of our boats from thousands of kilometers away with no real military training.  Not his finest moment, not at all.  If it was twitter, I can see why he released just 2 tweets for the entire campaign (which in itself was not a bad thing).

    • Laurie says:

      03:29pm | 25/08/10

      All the casting about for blame and culprits who lost the election hasnt identified the guilty parties. As an ordinary voter not engaged in the background machinery of politics I vote according to what i see and who is being seen. I thought the ALP parliamentarians were arrogant and a bunch of amateurs with cheque books who didnt seem to care about what the voters thought. The blame is with Rudd, Gillard, particularly Swan,Conroy,Emerson, Roxon etc who seemed to think they had no one to answer to. Lets be less arrogant next time and cop the blame where it lies. The got what they deserved.

    • ZSRenn says:

      01:10am | 26/08/10

      I haven’t seen anything this good since John and Paul wrote
      “Love me do”
      on a table cloth

      Brilliant

 

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