Well may we say a wedding saved the monarchy, but would another one save the Prime Minister?

Cartoon: Peter Nicholson

The recent post-Budget polls are dismal. A weekend Newspoll found Prime Minister Julia Gillard’s standing is worse than Kevin Rudd’s was before he got axed, and a Galaxy Poll suggests that it doesn’t matter what Labor does, people still hate them.

So is there anything that could turn this inexorable tide around? Australians have shown they have a soft and gooey spot for a ‘fairytale’ wedding, turning off a republic and back on to the monarchy with the marriage of Wills and Kate. And then First Bloke Tim Mathieson has hinted that he’d quite like to pop the question. What do you think? Could a garter belt be a lifesaver for Ms Gillard?

Penbo says:

When Tim Mathieson decided to lift his arm in a friendly manner upon exiting an aircraft, a wave of anger swept through the stupider sections of Australia about the audacious conduct of our first bloke. How dare he wave at us. He has no right to do so. I didn’t vote for him. He’s not even married to the Prime Minister anyway.

Past partners of PMs have also waved. Annita waved quite a bit. Janette often got the arm out, as did Hazel. Their waves passed without comment.

But that Tim bludger – put it away son.

The reaction to Mathieson’s innocent and genial gesture exposed a quaintly horrible mindset on the part of many Australians. The same people who are suss about Julia Gillard being a godless and childless career woman are also offended by the fact that she has thumbed her nose at holy matrimony. As such Mathieson is not afforded First Man status but seen as a vaguely committed de facto handbag who’s inveigled his way into the pointy end of the VIP jet and is necking taxpayer-funded Crownies.

Whether Julia Gillard and Tim Mathieson get married or not is obviously their decision, and their business. Being high-level public figures it’s understandably going to be the subject of debate and coverage. I doubt whether it would change the way the PM is perceived by her more unhinged socially conservative critics. These people would most likely regard the wedding as a vote-grabbing sham, such is their irrational hostility towards the PM on the basis of the life she’s chosen to lead, what with her job and all, and not going to Church, or knowing the joys of mastitis and being chundered on.

Ant says:

You know what? I don’t care whether the PM gets married or not, and I think most Australians would share that opinion. The majority of decent Australians have always been very good at playing the man (or in this case the woman), not the ball. Julia Gillard’s person life is Julia Gillard’s personal life.

But Julia Gillard’s political life is most definitely not her own. It belongs to all of us, and we will continue to judge her on that. At the moment, the polls state clearly that we are judging her harshly. Why? Because we don’t believe what she says, or much of what she professes to believe in.

But in a roundabout way, a Mathieson/Gilard marriage could change all that.

There’s a moment when you’re up there at the altar getting married and you think to yourself “holy crap, these vows are pretty powerful things. They’re really built to stand the test of time”.

The act of getting married might just remind Gillard that there are some core beliefs which are really worth sticking to, and fighting to protect at all costs, no matter what the pain. And that mindset might just set her on the road to poll redemption.

Tory says:

At best a wedding before the next election would be a distraction. At worst it would be seen as a revoltingly cynical move by the Prime Minister.

‘First Bloke’ Tim Mathieson is probably regretting he ever hinted that he would like to ask her.

Ms Gillard came to power not through her own leadership, but a calculated coup. She has then remained in power through a series of compromises, backflips, and policies contorted to fit the strange alliances she was forced to form. We just don’t see her as a leader.

The coup was a bad start; but one she could have overcome by standing firm, making brave policy, by cultivating an image of someone you could trust to head the country.

In a way politics is all about maintaining that façade – the illusion of complete control. Once that slips away you can never claw it back and attempts to do so look increasing desperate.

A wedding would throw into sharp relief all the things we cannot forgive in our PM.

Lucy says:

Napoleon and Josephine, Victoria and Albert, Marc Antony and Cleopatra; some weddings do have the power to change the world and the course of history. But with all due respect to Julia Gillard and Tim Mathieson, theirs wouldn’t be one of them. 

The last thing we need from this Government is more “band-aid” solutions. As Stephen Conroy put it yesterday, “let’s stop with the navel gazing” and take stock of the issues at hand.

Step one: identify the main issues of contention in order of their significance. The Malaysian deal is making people uneasy; five for every asylum seeker we send away? We need a proper explanation of how this is going to work. Then there’s the budget. 37 per cent of us thought we’d do OK with the budget, while 32 per cent of us thought we’d be worse off; 28 per cent of us think the Coalition would have produced a fairer budget compared to 41 per cent who thought they couldn’t. That’s not exactly a huge margin. It’s workable, reasonable gap, enough to stir the pot of competition and hopefully the pursuit of good solutions. So let’s get cracking.

Step two: don’t forget what Gillard and Mathiesons’ de facto relationship status means to thousands of Aussies (more of us than ever, according to the ABS) who have also chosen not to get hitched to prove the legitimacy of their relationship or the strength of their partnership. It’s a realistic and typical reflection of modern life. We should stand by Gillard’s de-facto relationship and her decision not to have children. Her independent status can bring real benefits to her position as leader. 

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    • frank says:

      01:02pm | 16/05/11

      nothing will save this Prime minister

    • Erick says:

      01:33pm | 16/05/11

      Well, Joolya’s desperate enough to try anything (Except for actually fulfilling her campaign promises. So I reckon she should give marriage a burl.

      But - for maximum comedic effect, it should be either gay marriage, or Islamic marriage to a man and three other women.

    • CD says:

      02:05pm | 16/05/11

      @Erick…..thanks I just hurled soup all over my screen. Ok it was worth it;)

    • Troy says:

      02:19pm | 16/05/11

      Please God No; Gillard in a wedding dress? I cant think of anything worst!

    • Rosie says:

      02:21pm | 16/05/11

      @ frank

      Except Tony Abbott.

      The one result that stands out in these latest polls, in fact in every single poll ever taken between him and the Prime Minister, is that he’s even less popular.

      How does he do it ?

    • dd says:

      02:27pm | 16/05/11

      I agree with you but it would be funnier than a Popeye cartoon to see her, all dressed in floaty white with a streaming veil, her big nose sticking out one side ,her big er-um- sticking out the other ,carrying a lovely bouquet of parsley and trembling in shy excitement with the idea that she is going to be married and live for ever after on the tax payer’s money. Tim also.Ah! to dream of!

    • Blazes says:

      02:29pm | 16/05/11

      Erick - gold mate!

      Unfortunately, frank is right, nothing will save her. Unless she becomes a Catholic in which case her soul, if not her prime ministership, would be saved.

    • TimB says:

      03:14pm | 16/05/11

      That’s it Rosie #2. Keep hanging onto that PPM rating. You won’t have it for much longer at this rate, so you might as well milk it whilst you can.

      Or did you miss the fact that Julia’s lead over Tony is now only a mere 3 or 4 points?

      Does your head hurt from the effort such willful denial takes? I bet it does. Stock up on Panadol, you’ll be moving to migraine territory soon enough.

    • Troy says:

      03:37pm | 16/05/11

      @Rosie, For starters this weeks newspoll has him in front as prefered PM, so that blows your comments out the window! But most polls in history always have incumbant in front as prefered.
      Regardless this article is about if a wedding will save Gillard, and it has nothing to do with Abbott as he has been married for 25 years. Why is it (including you Rosie) all the Gillard apoligists alway revert to attacking Abbott, instead of defending Gillard? Is it that even the most diehard Laborites have given up trying to defend her, and instead there only option left is to just attack anything to do with Abbott?
      Face it Rosie, SHE IS GONE, and no amount of spin will save this illegitimate PM from walking down the isle at the PMs lodge.

    • Rosie says:

      03:55pm | 16/05/11

      @ Troy

      Wrong.

      So that blows your comments out the window!

      Face it, Troy. Tony Abbott has been less popular than the Prime Minister, in every single poll ever taken, and he still is.

      How does he do it ?

    • Phil says:

      03:55pm | 16/05/11

      Not a flattering picture, you have excentuated her rear nicely. Given that an emu is known to put its head in the ground, it is abt that JG is the emu.

    • No 1 Rosie says:

      04:01pm | 16/05/11

      Priceless Erick!

      What a wonderful comical but bittersweet ending to Australia’s first female PM. Shameful for liberated, godless, childless, ambitious females striving for the nation’s top job. The marriage of the boyfriend already living in the Lodge with our PM would be the best ending for the soap opera. “The Villain & The Ruthless.”

      That is correct it is none of our business so please PM “Bring In On” I have a feeling our PM has reached the point of desperation will do anything to be back on the top.

      Badger the Harass

      You can stop harassing me and have the name “Rosie” because I am No 1 Rosie now. Sounds more like a winner’s name than just plain “Rosie” who is now on the losing side.

      I am loving what I am seeing. The controversial way she became PM is beginning to take its toil.

    • Rosie says:

      04:04pm | 16/05/11

      @ TimB

      Denial of what?

      Juila Gillard has been more popular than Tony Abbott in every single poll ever taken.

      Fact.

      Denial won’t change it, or help with your migraine.

    • Rick says:

      04:11pm | 16/05/11

      Phill thats an ostrich that puts its head in the sand ( a mith) just like the mith that Phoney Tony will be PM one day.

    • TimB says:

      04:19pm | 16/05/11

      Oh geeze.

      Rosie # 2 is AASQ. My world makes sense again.

      Holy crap you’re lame.

    • Erick says:

      04:46pm | 16/05/11

      Impersonating another commenter by assuming their name is lame, deceptive and cowardly. It is the sign of one who cannot prevail by using reason, and so resorts to lies.

      Good on ya, the real No 1 Rosie!

    • Biff says:

      04:46pm | 16/05/11

      @ Rosie

      Well it just shows you how stuffed this country really is when a ginger is more popular than… anything, let alone another person. There really should be an IQ pre-requisite to voting.

    • Rosie says:

      04:52pm | 16/05/11

      @ TimB

      Can’t cope with facts?

      You need a lot more than Panadol then.

      Repeat after me, Julia Gillard has been more popular than Tony Abbott in every single poll ever taken.

    • Thomas Anderson says:

      05:11pm | 16/05/11

      What’s a mith?

    • TimB says:

      05:38pm | 16/05/11

      AASQ/Rosie # 2.

      I don’t dispute your fact (fop now, give it time). I’m saying itdoesn’t matter and you’re a moron if you think it does.

      In 1996 Keating was more popular than Howard. Howard won.

      In Beazley was more popular than Howard. Howard won.

      Elections aren’t decided on how popular the leaders are. Theyr’e decided on how popular the parties are. And the LNP is far more popular than Labor. And there doesn’t seem to be anything Labor can do over the next two years to change that.

      If you seriously think the ALP is going to win the next election, then you are an idiot of the highest order.

    • Mouse says:

      09:09pm | 16/05/11

      Rosie#2 two polls taken on the weekend -
      “The Newspoll shows Gillard’s satisfaction rate has dropped four percentage points to 34 per cent in the past fortnight
      Opposition Leader Tony Abbott’s satisfaction rating remains steady at 38 per cent,
      A Nielsen poll in today’s Fairfax newspapers also shows Ms Gillard’s approval declined two points to a record 43 per cent, while her disapproval was up two points to 52 per cent, also a record for her.
      The Nielsen poll showed Mr Abbott’s approval rose three points to 45 per cent while his disapproval was down one to 50 per cent.
      The Newspoll shows Labor’s primary vote remained unchanged at 33 per cent, but the coalition had improved in the past two weeks, gaining two percentage points to sit on 46 per cent support.”
      Here’s the link, check it yourself
      http://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/article/2011/05/16/332211_latest-news.html
      The only one she or Labor is higher in is the disapproval rating. 
      You can disbelieve all you like but maybe you should appologise to TimB and Troy and take it up with The Australian, Newspoll and the Neilsen Poll.

    • TimB says:

      09:58pm | 16/05/11

      In fairness Mouse, I believe Rosie # 2/AASQ is talking about the preferred PM poll, not the satisfaction ratings.

      And whilst Julia does lead in that poll she does so a mere 3 or 4 points (depending on the specific poll).

      Regardless of which, the importance of the 2PP vote far superceeds that of preferred PM. The ALP faithful are clutching at any straw they can find in an attempt to deny the increasingky certain prospect of Tony being our next PM.

      It’s sad being them.

    • Rosie says:

      10:10pm | 16/05/11

      @ Mouse

      Look here at the actual Newspoll, (credit Newspoll and The Australian), in particular at the “Who do you think would make the better Prime Minister?

      Then get back to me with your apology. I look forward to it.

      p.s. Of course you could have already seen exactly the same information if you’d just clicked on the Newspoll link in this article.

    • Mouse says:

      10:55pm | 16/05/11

      But Tim,  Rosie#2 didn’t say PPM, she said that “every single poll ever taken between him and the Prime Minister, is that he’s even less popular.” and “Tony Abbott has been less popular than the Prime Minister, in every single poll ever taken, and he still is.”  These are Rosie#2’s quotes and that’s what I was commenting on. Also they were the results of 2 different polls, Newspoll and the Neilsen poll,  so I don’t think there is an apology due to you, Rosie#2, at all.
      Have a nice night now!

    • DWGW says:

      11:00pm | 16/05/11

      At least we’d have no trouble designing the wedding dress..it would be fake power dressing coat and skirt, with a facinater squashed from the bottom of her suitcase.
      Actually her Will and Kate wedding outfit is a bit like her government. She tried a bit of everything

    • Rosie says:

      08:59am | 17/05/11

      @ Mouse

      “The one result that stands out in these latest polls, in fact in every single poll ever taken between him and the Prime Minister, is that he’s even less popular.”

      Fact.

      You losers are big on denial, but small on facts. No wonder you can’t win elections.

    • TimB says:

      09:44am | 17/05/11

      Rosie/AASQ, the only one in denial here is you.

      Fact: Howard won elections despite his PPM ratings being lower than that of his opponents.

      Fact: Julia’s ratings are falling with every new poll, it’s only a matter of time until Tony is more popular and you have nothing left.

      Fact: The LNP is more popular than the ALP and would win an election easily if held now.

      The ALP is in trouble. Gillard’s prime ministership is terminal. And all you can do is screech “But she’s [slightly] more popular than Abbott!”.

      It doesn’t matter. No-one cares. As long as things continue as they are, and there’s no reason to think that they won’t, Tony Abbott and the LNP will win the next election. Suck it up.

    • rosie plz be quite says:

      12:51pm | 17/05/11

      rosie you got anything else or is juliar giltard being popular your only argument you have because its getting old go play on the free way labours going out mark my words abbot will come in

    • The Badger says:

      12:55pm | 17/05/11

      Sorry timmie
      Who is the prime minister?
      Who is in government?

      Celebrations by the rabid right appear to be premature
      but hey, whatever floats your boat.
      Tell me what happens in two years.

      Rosie - never adopted the name rosie - ever
      You flatter yourself.

    • acotrel says:

      01:07pm | 17/05/11

      At least if Julia gets married she might pick up a few more godbotherer votes.  Her current marital status seems to really trouble them!  It’s nice to see that she’s prepared to conform to the standards of decent society, and pay homage to the gods.

    • acotrel says:

      01:10pm | 17/05/11

      @Rosie Perhaps TA could officiate?  Then we’d see him in a cassock? - Next best thing?

    • BobM says:

      04:01pm | 17/05/11

      Is that the official photo for wedding memorabilia? Kooks awesome - should sell heaps of plates.

    • TimB says:

      04:10pm | 17/05/11

      Yes Badger, and she got there by deception and lies (and even then she only just scraped across the line). That won’t cut it next time.

      The people won’t forget what she did in a mere 2 years.

      The Federal ALP is now in the same position the NSW ALP was two years ago. A defeated party waiting for an election to put them out of their misery.

    • The Badger says:

      05:29pm | 17/05/11

      timmie
      You are of course entitled to your opinion about how Julia got into power. But that is all it is, your opinion. Your opinion and a ticket will get you on the ferry.
      you seem to be looking in the same crystal ball mark chucked up over.
      good luck with you predictions. Give me an update on how reliable they were in two years time.

    • LC says:

      09:00pm | 18/05/11

      @ Frank

      Short and straight to the point. I like it.

      Labor is going to crash and burn at the next election. Why? To name a few:
      - Broken promises (hint: carbon tax)
      - Wasting money on frivolous schemes and crackpot plans (elderly set top boxes)
      - General incompetence
      - Labor’s “I know whats best for you all, and that’s that” attitude.
      All of these were also occurred under labor under Rudd. The only thing that saved them from annihilation at the last election was a combination of the 11th hour axing of Rudd and preference deals with the Greens.

      Seems like they don’t learn from the past.

      They can’t axe another leader this time; there is no-one else to fill the post. If the Libs had to axe Howard they had Costello, when Labor had to axe Rudd they had Juila, but right now labor has no-one.

      And if the independents don’t voluntarily abandon the sinking ship which is labor, their political careers will be on the line too.

    • christine says:

      01:02pm | 16/05/11

      No, it couldn’t - and you know this already

    • Helena says:

      01:04pm | 16/05/11

      But she ‘s been told she can’t get married it won’t help Labor or could make things worse for them. lol

    • Super D says:

      01:07pm | 16/05/11

      Better to wait until she loses the next election, she’ll need something positive in her life to cheer her up then.

    • Rick says:

      04:14pm | 16/05/11

      Keep waiting….........by that time the Looser Libs might have a leader worthy of the top job….maybe.

    • Stefano says:

      04:39pm | 16/05/11

      Is that Looser Libs as opposed to Tighter Libs or something to do with “loose libs sink shibs”?

    • Adam says:

      05:02pm | 16/05/11

      I wonder of he wants to marry the new Julia or the old Julia?

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      06:46pm | 16/05/11

      Shorten will lead Labor to defeat in the next elections, I reckon you could measure her time left in days

    • Shane says:

      01:07pm | 16/05/11

      Getting married would be disasterous for JG. I’m of the opinion that she’s headed for a disasterous poll anyway, but the question would be ‘Is she serious about running the world’s 13th largest economy or is she spending time picking out invitations and canvassing reception bands?’

      I couldn’t care less to be honest, but it’d be a huge mistake for her to get married while PM. She may choose to wait until she’s no longer PM. Another year or so should do nicely.

    • Kika says:

      01:17pm | 16/05/11

      Contrary to what you think, not all women like planning weddings. I hated planning mine. I would hope the prime minister would get a wedding planner… I would have if I could have afforded one!

    • The Original Oz says:

      01:43pm | 16/05/11

      I feel that getting married would be disastrous for poor old Timmy the hairdresser. Jooolya seems to have a major problem with keeping promises. Old Timmy would be spending the rest of his life wondering whether the vows were “core” vows or “non-core” vows (to borrow a Liberal Party terminology).

    • Rick says:

      04:16pm | 16/05/11

      The unoriginal OZ….......she’s not marrying Jack boot Johny.

    • Joseph says:

      01:10pm | 16/05/11

      I think it’s pretty cool that the PM is not married and has a boyfriend, actually that is the only thing I like about her as PM.

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      06:50pm | 16/05/11

      If that appeals to you, then sleazy strip joint crawler Krudd would have really got your rocks off for you

    • Freddo says:

      01:10pm | 16/05/11

      but she’s already married to Bob Green (err Brown)

    • simon says:

      02:21pm | 16/05/11

      Yes she is married to Bob Brown, he is the wife!!!

    • Asimov says:

      03:01pm | 16/05/11

      @Simon.  Got it in one!  Priceless.

    • Rover of North Cooma says:

      03:29pm | 16/05/11

      Holy eff, you people are so backward. She’s a powerful woman, her husband must be the wife. Bob Brown’s gay, that must make him the wife.
      And inherent in all of this is that being the wife is subservient and a lesser position.

    • Troy says:

      03:39pm | 16/05/11

      @simon, Classic! Hahahah I wonder if Bob wore “White”.

    • Ted B says:

      03:48pm | 16/05/11

      Problem is Rover, according to people that work with her, she could have taken your first option with her past liaisons. Never a truer word has been said in gest.

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      06:48pm | 16/05/11

      She is Brown’s biatch! !

    • Elphaba says:

      01:11pm | 16/05/11

      Her marital status never bothered me in the first place.  Her incompetence, yes.  But a marriage ain’t gonna fix that…

    • Tubesteak says:

      01:12pm | 16/05/11

      A wedding won’t save her. Some good policies will.

      Abolish all middle class welfare. Pour money back into schools, hospitals and infrastructure. That would be a good start.

    • Bomb78 says:

      04:23pm | 16/05/11

      Tubesteak you’re an economic genius. Middle class welfare isn’t all bad.

      To keep it simple for you: I presume your middle class welfare includes child care rebates. In a country already struggling with skills shortages, how do you think you will replace all the skilled women in the workplace that will choose to stay at home instead of paying full price for child care (which would be all of them as not one could afford it)?

      I suppose you want to can the 30% private health rebate too – if so, I hope you enjoy the long queues out the door at your local hospital. Ditto negative gearing – get rid of it and see what happens to rents. I’ll be able to hold onto my rental properties, but if you’re my tenant watch out for the 30% rent increase next lease.

    • Bev says:

      10:31pm | 16/05/11

      Bomb78 says:04:23pm | 16/05/11
      Ditto negative gearing – get rid of it and see what happens to rents. I’ll be able to hold onto my rental properties, but if you’re my tenant watch out for the 30% rent increase next lease.

      Exactly Keating got rid of negative gearing.  Rents went through the roof and the number of rental properties Nosedived.  He had to retreat in a hurry and reenstate negitive gearing.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      11:25pm | 16/05/11

      Rubbish. All you have to do is have rent controls and introduce long term (decade long) rental leases. New York City has had these instruments ever since World War II. Negative gearing is just taxpayer subsidies to the investor property market

    • christine says:

      01:14pm | 16/05/11

      Do you think people were angry that Tim M. waved?  Doubt it.  It’s more scorn than anger.  Unfortunately, it’s the job - it’s the hairdresser thing.  You can’t escape it.  Better he be a builder, a miner, a teacher, a journalist even…..... the plebs expect more.

    • CD says:

      02:53pm | 16/05/11

      I think maybe it’s the whole package. I think in 2011 it’s pretty hypocritical for people to have any problems with a PM’s marital, single or relationship status.

    • Gerard says:

      07:36pm | 16/05/11

      Is he really a hairdresser? What hours does he work? He seems to spend most of his time cavorting around the country (and the rest of the world for that matter) with the bogan PM attending official functions and photo ops.

    • Thomas Anderson says:

      01:15pm | 16/05/11

      Poor fella, to commit to Julia for the rest of your life would arguably be worse than suicide. Get out while you still can, Tim.

    • simon says:

      02:23pm | 16/05/11

      Tim must have rocks in his head, or he is a masochist!!!

    • Phil says:

      03:17pm | 16/05/11

      Flopsy your onto it for sure.

    • Harry says:

      03:51pm | 16/05/11

      Simon, agreed especially given she was involved with him leading to the demise of his first marriage.

    • Rick says:

      04:19pm | 16/05/11

      Thats exactly what you wife said.

    • Kika says:

      01:15pm | 16/05/11

      This whole thing amuses me, mainly because we say we’re a post modern feminist liberated modern society and scowl at poor women wearing burqas for fear they are being dominated by men. Yet this is news why? Who gives a rats whether Julia is married or not! Are we still back in the 1960’s where a woman’s worth is judged on the basis whether she is married or not?

      If she were man, this story wouldn’t even reach the news as no one would care whether the prime minister’s girlfriend wanted to get married or not.

    • MichaelP says:

      01:23pm | 16/05/11

      But the media need a distraction for her Kika. No one cares less.

    • Rick says:

      04:22pm | 16/05/11

      If she was an unmarried man do you think she would have been elected?

    • No 1 Rosie says:

      04:31pm | 16/05/11

      If she were man, he wouldn’t stand a chance of being our PM. The male species would have been ostracized by the intelligentsia female sect.

      Gillard was chosen by factional thugs because she was a female and would be applauded by the liberated intelligentsia female sect. It worked and Gillard experienced the honeymoon period. However, it didn’t last too long, because her true colours have been exposed. As Peter Costello said she is politically dead and maybe out of our stupidity, a wedding to the boyfriend could be her only saviour. I say Bring It On.

    • Kika says:

      04:33pm | 16/05/11

      Well I still don’t get it. I don’t care either way. I am completely disenchanted with the entire political system at the moment if they do have an election I’ll throw it away with a donkey vote. I hate them all!

    • Rick says:

      05:06pm | 16/05/11

      Rose 1 .......Peter Costello saying Julia is politically dead…............He would Know. He had the chance to cut down the politically dead corpse of John Howard when it was swinging in the wind but didn’t have the guts. Where is he now?

    • Richard says:

      08:25pm | 16/05/11

      @ Rosie

      The first step !

      Ouch. Talk about damning with faint praise.

    • Luke says:

      01:16pm | 16/05/11

      Don’t care, just want her gone!

    • Queenie says:

      01:20pm | 16/05/11

      shouldn’t the heart in the cartoon read Julia and Tim instead of Tim and Julia? maybe i am wrong as either way its not of any significans to me.

    • christine says:

      02:03pm | 16/05/11

      Queenie is right.  It should read “Julia and Tim”.  Who’s the PM here?  What a huge joke.  The bloke talks to the media about possible plans for a proposal.  See?  Inviting scorn.

    • Ian says:

      01:21pm | 16/05/11

      I doubt anyone cares about her being married or not. This is just a puff piece. She has more urgent matters to deal with I would say.

    • Gerard says:

      07:42pm | 16/05/11

      Yes, far more urgent matters, like keeping Swan’s budget out of the headlines and away from public scrutiny. And I’d say her and her bitch are doing a pretty good job of that based on the column space they’ve misappropriated with this non-story.

    • Tchom says:

      01:28pm | 16/05/11

      I think we should sort out gay marriage in this country before we start tackling human-harpy marriage

    • bswan says:

      01:28pm | 16/05/11

      David P., it’s not the social conservatives who are unhinged in their dislike of Julia Gillard -  it’s the people out there who get tagged “uninformed” who pounced on her lie -  the lie she told to get herself into power.  Solution?  “Educate” the people??

    • Paul says:

      01:38pm | 16/05/11

      It’s just Gillard stooping lower than low to detract attention away from everything she fails at….and the muppet has gone along with it.

    • Andy says:

      01:38pm | 16/05/11

      Don’t care what she does in her personal life, what bothers me is what she does as PM.

    • hermes says:

      01:41pm | 16/05/11

      If she gets married now, it will further illustrate just what a hypocrite she is. She can’t stick by any decision. Getting married would reek of opportunism and desperate clutching on to power.

    • Paddy says:

      01:45pm | 16/05/11

      Who cares if she is married or not. What we should all care about are her blatant lying and dismal performance as PM.

    • Paddy says:

      01:46pm | 16/05/11

      Who cares if she is married or not. What we should all care about are her blatant lying and dismal performance as PM.

    • TheRealDave says:

      01:48pm | 16/05/11

      If ‘honesty’ is so parimount, maybe Jules should marry the most ‘Honest’ bloke to ever stride the halls of Canberra. Namely one ‘Honest’ John Howard??

      Imagine the kids, short hairy redheads that couldn’t lie straight in bed wink

    • Greg says:

      03:56pm | 16/05/11

      So where does John Howards traits come in? Obviously by your description they are recessive.

    • Melrusk says:

      04:19pm | 16/05/11

      HAHAH   Hairy Browed & Short on Persona perhaps.

      I thought it was ‘The Most Courageous Leader”  blah blah cough gag,
      as Wee Abbott does waffle on about a GST (John Howard pledged “never, ever” to introduce the GST) oops Carbon tax easy mistake.

      Same same but different yes? wink

    • iansand says:

      01:49pm | 16/05/11

      I think this is a fiendishly cunning plan.

      Step 1 - Marry Tim.
      Step 2 - Change name to Mrs Mathison
      Step 3 - Go to election claiming to be Mrs Mathison, a person with no connection to that horrible Gillard woman.

      It might just work.  Nothing else has.

    • Danny B says:

      02:23pm | 16/05/11

      grin

      There’s a comedy movie in there somewhere.

    • TimB says:

      02:42pm | 16/05/11

      LOL. Now that’s funny iansand.

      The scary thing is though, there’s a paticular subset of ALP voters who might just fall for that.

    • CD says:

      03:10pm | 16/05/11

      Oh that’s good, seriously funny!
      smile

    • Erick says:

      04:49pm | 16/05/11

      Hahaha, best plan yet!

    • fox says:

      01:24am | 17/05/11

      LOL, brilliant! Her only hope!

    • Joel B1 says:

      01:54pm | 16/05/11

      Dear The Punch, or should I say “Dear The Dry Slap”?

      Harden up lasses and lads, no-one gives a poo about Julia getting married. Think outside the square.

      How about an unmarried mother as PM!

      Yes, as I’ve already predicted, Julia will be bearing the fruit of Tim’s loins before the next election. It’s got the lot, appeal to the less affluent classes, appeal to the inner-city types and can you imagine the look on Abbott’s face when he hears about it?

      Best of all she can promise she will get hitched on national TV the day before the election and then change her mind later!

    • hermes says:

      02:05pm | 16/05/11

      She’s too old; she’d never fall preggers in that time, even with assistance.

    • iansand says:

      02:21pm | 16/05/11

      It will never happen.  She earns over $150,000.

    • Peggy says:

      03:49pm | 16/05/11

      A vile thought hermes,the kid would look like the squid pirate from the caribbean

    • Watcher says:

      09:34am | 17/05/11

      I know women Gillards age that are grandmothers, she is well past her use by date to reproduce

    • Thomas Anderson says:

      05:29pm | 16/05/11

      Russia is using it to fuel power stations. You conspiracy theory noob.

    • Wolf says:

      02:06am | 17/05/11

      @Thomas Anderson

      Right. And nothing else..  That’s like saying Pablo Escobar was in possession of contraband for medicinal purposes..

      As for your use of “conspiracy theory”.. Go tell that to Robin Cook (R.I.P.) and Valery Plame you Uncle Sam’s little kneeling, submissive Aunt Matilda.. wink

    • who gives a damn says:

      02:00pm | 16/05/11

      As long as it after the next election and it’s not funded by the tax payers. Wasn’t budgeted for, but then again neither was the Carbon Tax

    • Pansy says:

      02:06pm | 16/05/11

      How come you don’t click on to the other side of politics.  The Liberal Party which so many of you want to be in Government right now has a Deputy Leader of the Opposition unmarried and with no children!  Just the same as the Prime Minister.  Not a squeek of nastiness about Julie Bishop but oh dear Julia Gillard is a danger.

    • CD says:

      03:20pm | 16/05/11

      It’s not Julie Bishop in power and doing harm is it?

    • iansand says:

      04:03pm | 16/05/11

      When did Julie Bishop do anything?

    • buckyboy says:

      05:45pm | 16/05/11

      How could you take seriously someone that calls themselves Pansy….maybe try lifting your own profile before worrying about Julia or Julie.

    • Mouse says:

      09:23pm | 16/05/11

      yes Pansy, but Julie Bishop isn’t the PM, she isn’t doing poorly in the polls and she isn’t trying to distract from her disastrous policies. Besides, Tim has only said he would consider asking her but he’s in no rush. Pity the silly fella talked to the media before he asked her, isn’t it?

    • Alicia says:

      02:10pm | 16/05/11

      Married or not married she’s still Julia Gillard to the electorate, won’t change a thing unfortunately for Australia. Just give us a good laugh watching her waddle down the isle or across the beach. In other words don’t care.

    • Bris Jack says:

      02:10pm | 16/05/11

      Good try Tim.
      The Lodge would be a wonderful venue for a wedding and the reception.
      Are Hawker Britten wedding planners?
      To the Abbott stalkers, yes I agree, Abbott has shamefully forced Tim into this position.
      NO,  nothing will save her.

    • James04 says:

      02:12pm | 16/05/11

      Not sure what Pemberthy’s going on about, I’ve hardly heard anything much said about Tim? I don’t think anyone cares two hoots about them not being married to her.

    • nossy says:

      02:17pm | 16/05/11

      Well 2 plus years away from an election Gillard has nothing to worry about at all ! Good grief its only the desparate Abbott who knows his time is running out who is talking about elections. Malcolm Turnbull will be the one to face Gillard in 2013 - not Dr No ! Dr No is the Claytons leader - the leader you have when your not having a leader !  hahahahahah

    • simon says:

      02:29pm | 16/05/11

      “hahahahahaha”, you sound like that woman Gillard and her annoying pathetic little giggles. We all know you want Turnbull back, he’s not coming back tho mate, get over it. The Liberal party won’t tolerate anyone who wants an ETS or carbon tax, either he follows party lines or he is out. You can keep the Turnbull stuff coming, however TA will be our next PM.  Anyway it will be Rudd or someone else (who?) that faces TA at the next election. hahahahahahahahahaha

    • Talented Rugby Player says:

      02:39pm | 16/05/11

      Hey Nosworthy - you said in Jan this year Abbott would be gone by Easter.  As I reminded once before - you are as good as Flannery and making predictions.  Abbott - trending upwards as preferred PM!

    • TimB says:

      02:40pm | 16/05/11

      I’m sure Kristina Keneally was was saying the same thing in 2009.

      ‘Plenty of time until the next election! All is well! Honest!”

      Gillard is terminal. I’m not sure what’s funnier, watching the government flounder, or the ALP sycophants here screeching their denial of reality to the heavens.

    • Asimov says:

      03:08pm | 16/05/11

      Nossy, u can’t be serious.  Anything or anyone is better than JG & useless Rudd running around the world with an open chequebook trying to buy a UN job- that was his price eh?

    • Steve says:

      05:07pm | 16/05/11

      There was a guy called nossy
      A member of a dwindling possie
      They wanted the abbott’s head
      But the polls were all in the red
      so he wa stuck with the red flossy

    • Against the Man says:

      02:24pm | 16/05/11

      Wait a minute What about actually doing some work. Some of us have been waiting from 2007 to see some significant policies from this government. These marriage rumors are more distraction from the multitude of Gilltard f@#k ups!

      Oh maybe Tim is doing the ground work to ensure he gets a piece of the $600,000 a year taxpayer funded pension.

    • buckyboy says:

      06:08pm | 16/05/11

      Spot on…AtM….we all have had to make some SACRIFICES to ensure our superannuation is adequate to meet our future needs. Why should Tim be any different?

    • hermes says:

      02:27pm | 16/05/11

      Only if she marries Penny Wong and adopts a couple of Congolese orphans.

    • Asimov says:

      06:11pm | 16/05/11

      Shouldn’t that be a couple of Sudanse or Somalian orphans?

    • Semi Concerned Citizen says:

      07:46pm | 16/05/11

      why go to the trouble, just adopt a couple of boaties from Villawood.

    • Mouse says:

      09:45pm | 16/05/11

      Oh hermes, you are terrible!  You have made me splurt my coffee laughing, naughty girl.

    • MarK says:

      02:28pm | 16/05/11

      First things first.

      I enjoyed all of the above comments by The Punch staff except for Penbos. You didn’t answer the question your own title asked. I had written something mean as well but decided to give you the benefit of the doubt. I am worried as to your agenda to be honest.

      Now to the answer.

      The answer is no.

      Gillard herself is terminal. We all know that. Labor knows it. She is a dead woman walking.

      Why?

      She has lost the ear of the people. Nobody listens to her any more. Example? The settop box debacle.

      Here she was, existing program. One that is worthy. One that at its heart is a good idea to be honest. And what happens. She is caned for it. Why? No-one believes her when she tells us things like “specially designed” (which is bullshit) are being specially installed. We all know Labor will stuff the delivery. The waste has got too much..

      When you cannot give things away to pensioners you are well and truly smacked.

      This story too is a killer in more ways than one

      http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/05/13/3216283.htm

      We see who the real power is. Brown has to back up the PM to ensure there is no early election. It is extraordinary that a PM has to say it at all. It is ridiculous. It goes to the very heart of her weakness and fragile legitimacy. Then to have the “deputy PM” sound more authoritative than her…..well there you go. What a terrible look.

      Then we also read in this story the amazing admission that the Greens vote to protect Labor even if they support the initiative.

      http://www.nationaltimes.com.au/opinion/politics/dazed-gillard-gang-leads-with-its-chin-20110515-1eo7n.html

      That is a story all on its own.

      How deceitful. How duplicitous. What a mockery it makes of the “new paradigm”. And Oakeshott and Windsor must condone and participate in it.

      However there is a chance for Labor in that very piece.

      The danger Labor sees in dumping Gillard is that it might lose the support of the Greens and the independents. Well it is clear that Brown has done everything BUT tell them publicly he has Labor’s back and they can count on him.

      Windsor hates the Nats too much to swap and Oakeshott knows if he supports the Liberals they will call an election and he will be gone.

      Labor has by virtue of its weakness and incompetence actually got the minors where it needs them.

      This will become apparent even to the idiots on the front bench soon enough and they will realise there is no danger in dumping Gillard.

      The alternative is death by a thousands gashes. Not cuts. Big gashes.

      They will end up like NSW Labor.

      Even I don’t want to see them like that.

      Stick a fork in Gillard and turn her over. She is done.

    • christine says:

      02:42pm | 16/05/11

      It’s all here.  Should be on the front page of all newspapers.  Right down to the “......turn her over. She is done”.

    • hermes says:

      03:03pm | 16/05/11

      Agreed MarkK. My POV is that Gillard is so far on the nose that nothing she can do will make any difference; she is like an ex partner, with whom you are in the final breaking-up phase…where every tiny thing they do is immensely irritating, and you loathe everything about them…even if the actual behaviour isn’t, in reality, all that bad (vis a vis the budget). Frankly, all that is left is divorce, and to hope it doesn’t turn out too messy and expensive; and return to the previous partner, who you stupidly broke up with before. Anyone want to lay any bets on Rudd making a move before 23 June 2011? Doesn’t she lose most of her future ex PM benefits if she lasts less than a year? Methinks that would be supremely delightful revenge. After all, to replace her with another Labor apparatchik would smack of utter desperation (not as much as a wedding, LOL, but almost)...the only possible move for the ALP would be to reinstate Rudd, and say, sorry, we made a mistake…then, they’d have two years to try and save some face.

    • nossy says:

      03:49pm | 16/05/11

      @MarK - hey Marky I started to read your blog but fell asleep about paragraph 4 - any chance of shorter punchier blogs fella ?  I might have to activate my “waffle” filter ! hahahaha

    • Steve says:

      03:53pm | 16/05/11

      I remember there was an article a few weeks or so ago that suggested the Gillard Govbt was close to a “red zone” in which voters entrench their support for the opposition and switch off to new messages. The switching off makes it impossible to reclaim those voters. In 2007 voters switched off Howard and onto Rudd. There was nothing the coalition could do at the time to retrieve the situation. The atrticle suggested that ALP could not afford a “jump the shark moment” or it would be lost. If the assylum seeker problem is not “jumping the shark” then any perception that a wedding for political purposes is being planned would certainly be it. It may not be reality but that perception will be widespread . Why would you want your marriage talked about like that. I don’t like this Govt at all but I am starting to feel sorry for Gillard on a personal level.

    • Erick says:

      04:56pm | 16/05/11

      Brilliant analysis, MarK. You ought to be writing lead articles for The Punch!

    • jb says:

      05:53am | 17/05/11

      Mark best reply I have read in ages, all fact and little opinion.
      Every word was well worth the read!
      Thanks champ…

    • Dan says:

      02:28pm | 16/05/11

      Wasn’t Tim Mathiesons first partner knived in the back by his current partner Julia ?.

      Weddings worked for Neighbours so it may work pollies.

    • Maria Hawthorne says:

      03:36pm | 16/05/11

      No, I think you’ll find that Tim had been divorced for several years from Diane Stark before he started seeing Julia.

    • TimB says:

      04:27pm | 16/05/11

      I think you might be referring to Julia’s former squeeze, the Labor Minister for Trade, Craig Emerson.

      And yes I do believe he was married at the time.

    • Bris Jack says:

      02:34pm | 16/05/11

      Do you think she would negotiate a prenuptial agreement?
      If her negoating skills are any indication, for every $1 Tim has she will   exchange it for $5 and think it’s a winner.

    • Gerard says:

      07:50pm | 16/05/11

      No, but she might negoseeate one.

    • Jane says:

      02:36pm | 16/05/11

      I think Penbo’s been reading too many blogs. Where was all this stuff said about Tim Mathison? I think he’s been pretty well recieved by Australians. Not much said about him really at all, which is a good thing for them both. As most people here have said no one cares if they get married or not.

    • LAD says:

      02:44pm | 16/05/11

      Now if Penny announced she was going to Canada to get married that might give Labor a boost.

    • Mark says:

      02:50pm | 16/05/11

      What do they mean “it worked for William and Kate”? They weren’t unpopular to start with. William was very popular well before the wedding as was Kate.

    • She Sux says:

      02:54pm | 16/05/11

      No way!!!!
      Wait!
      Maybe if she adopted a baby from Africa…..

    • buckyboy says:

      06:16pm | 16/05/11

      Maybe if she adopted a baby from Africa….. and calls it Christian!!!!!

    • M Cooke says:

      02:56pm | 16/05/11

      Tim , must have a guide dog and and a white walking stick.

    • marcus says:

      02:59pm | 16/05/11

      Let Penny be our first PM gay PM.. alleluia

    • Groompy Tom says:

      03:00pm | 16/05/11

      Oh dear God! Pass the mind bleach, I’ve just thought about the wedding night!!!

      No a marriage won’t save her, she’s doomed.
      Well either she’s doomed or Australia is. Your choice.

    • Rick says:

      04:27pm | 16/05/11

      good one Tom….....better get out while you still can

    • Wazza says:

      03:15pm | 16/05/11

      I wonder if Craig Emerson would object the union of this man to this woman(like thing). Does he still hold a candle for the old Flame?

    • Linda says:

      03:18pm | 16/05/11

      A good haircut and elocution lessons couldn’t possibly save her

    • christine says:

      03:55pm | 16/05/11

      Might help

    • Neil says:

      03:25pm | 16/05/11

      It’s a good idea and Labor certainly would get a bosst if she promised to step down and become a housewife. And who knows she sounds very interested in and has talked alot lately about delivery. I think she might be pregnant.

    • christine says:

      04:11pm | 16/05/11

      Neil!  How intuitive of you.  Makes you wonder why David P. had not considered this warm and fuzzy possibility

    • Doris says:

      05:04pm | 16/05/11

      Yes Neil, I think your onto something, she has been acting a bit strange lately. Bit moody. sometimes cranky, unpredictable, sort of pale, the walk, making quite a few mistakes, new false eyelashes and Tim lately seems to have a permanent smile on his face. Did you notice how happy he looked when they got off the plane from London? And that photo just yesterday of how happy Julia seemed holding that little bub. Come to think of it Julia was glowing! She’s pregnant for sure,

    • Phil says:

      10:48pm | 16/05/11

      Doris. Yes your on to it, and of late I think she has put on a few pounds. Have any of the press gallery seen her dashing off to the loos to a quick chuck.

      Neil. Love your work. Yes you have answered it in one. Maybe just maybe the deal is already done with Shorten or Combet to take over.

      That is unless Penny is her real love interest. Who knows.

    • hermes says:

      03:32pm | 16/05/11

      History is going to look back on the Rudd knifing as one of the stupidest, most short-sighted political decisions ever made…

    • Gladys says:

      03:47pm | 16/05/11

      I wonder if when she has problems with Tim she’ll send in the faceless men to sort him out?

    • Steve says:

      04:47pm | 16/05/11

      Woa I just had an evil thought. What if Tim is the faceless man manipulating our PM !

    • bikinis on top says:

      03:36pm | 16/05/11

      If Julia Gillard marries, it should be telecast on every single TV channel in Australia just as the Royal Wedding was!! And full ten pages of wedding coverage in every single newspaper, every single magazine and every single news bulletin.
      A Julia Gillard PM Marriage should be given saturation mass media coverage on television, on radio, in magazines and in newspapers!Nothing less!!
      a federal election should be held soon after.

    • Gladys says:

      03:46pm | 16/05/11

      You horrible so-and-so! Why should we have to endure that??

    • Steve says:

      04:41pm | 16/05/11

      Yes but has Julia got a younger sister?

    • Asimov says:

      06:19pm | 16/05/11

      Womens’ Weekly will go into meltdown & the editor may even find herself speechless…what a good idea!

    • nossy says:

      03:51pm | 16/05/11

      Well I have never been so insulted Punchers - yesterday a Lib said I was Commie Bastard and today another said I was a Sock Puppett ! hahaha Honestly you know how sensitive nossy is girls !  Oh just love it all !

    • Don't mention the polls. says:

      04:44pm | 16/05/11

      I’ll bet your sensitive to the polls nossy.

    • nossy says:

      05:33pm | 16/05/11

      @Don’t mention the polls. - girlie I have been around politics since Holt took over from Menzies ! Howard himself to his great credit never took any notice of polls - in fact even the Preferred PM poll I often use to stir up the Libs on this blog is at this point with 2 and a half years to go , completely meaningless as are all the polls at this so early satge - but it gets the young ones excited ! . And i do note that as I have said further back in the blog the Budget was neautral and already as I also said Abbott has shifted his argument to the Carbon Tax - as I would do if I was him. Abbott hasnt many arrows in his quiver and surely one must hit the target eventually - however i wouldnt count on it !

    • buckyboy says:

      06:23pm | 16/05/11

      Ha Ha!!..Nossy is the ALP’s version of Monty Pythons Black Knight…...“it’s only a flesh wound”

    • Ben81 says:

      07:11pm | 16/05/11

      You’re also a boofhead.  Add that one to your list :D

    • nossy says:

      07:52pm | 16/05/11

      @Ben81 - ahhh Ben81 the “alledged accountant ” !  hahah Hows your dole cheque going Benny Boy - times hard !

    • michael j says:

      04:04pm | 16/05/11

      I think the PM will have dismissed the story for was it was,
      throw away remarks by a bloke with little to talk about
      repeated by a journalist who just couldn’t find a story to write about,
      next thing there will be TWINS on the Way
      maybe a chance Then , Long shot Thou,,,,,,,,,,

    • Gerard says:

      08:01pm | 16/05/11

      The PM will have dismissed the story for what it was? The whole story was her idea. Anything to take attention away from Swan’s budget, especially the set top box white elephant. And she appears to have gotten away with it. No wonder this country’s in terminal decline.

    • poa says:

      04:10pm | 16/05/11

      Hysterical. If you are a Coalition supporter the polls are outstanding.
      Clearly by your statement that the polls are abysmal you are ALP/Green/Independant supporters.
      Is that really the role for the political commentators?
      Do you see yourselves as selling the ALP’s message?
      Bucking up their polling?
      If so…perhaps you should start by saying so, or perhaps having that political message we see during election campaigns…“written and spoken by J Bloggs on behalf of the ALP.”
      Besides,.. thought political advertising was banned outside election campaigns?
      Prety poor form guys.

    • Rick says:

      05:11pm | 16/05/11

      Trouble is it’s not the poll that realy counts….....see you in 2.5 years time

    • buckyboy says:

      06:43pm | 16/05/11

      Hey, Ricky boy….in 2.5 years the poll will realy (sic) count. You think they are bad now….it will be NSW election revisited.

    • fairsfair says:

      04:14pm | 16/05/11

      I guess it all boils down to weather or not we get a public holiday….

    • Elphaba says:

      04:24pm | 16/05/11

      An excellent point. grin

    • fairsfair says:

      04:27pm | 16/05/11

      *whether

      Sheez,  proofread fairsfair!

    • Erick says:

      04:38pm | 16/05/11

      Now that might actually work ...

    • fairsfair says:

      04:49pm | 16/05/11

      Yep, I vote for them to get married in lets say early September. I’ll be about ready for a long weekend at that time….

    • James1 says:

      04:57pm | 16/05/11

      Indeed.  She should get married the Friday before the Queens Birthday holiday - four day weekend (except for WA, but who really cares about them anyway).

    • Louisa says:

      04:24pm | 16/05/11

      If Tim did ask her then she probably should accept it is likely the only proposal she will ever receive.

    • bswan says:

      04:42pm | 16/05/11

      Lucy,  you write that the Prime Minister’s independent status can bring real benefits to her position as leader.  See, the problem is that Julia Gillard does not have great leadership skills.  It’s a rare woman who does have great leadership skills, if it’s okay to say that.  Julia Gillard is not one of them.  It’s not about benefits.

    • Biff says:

      04:54pm | 16/05/11

      I think everyone is neglecting a crucial matter with this whole wedding thing. What do people do after getting married usually? Have kids! Given Julia’s head, there is a good chance that could lead to have more gingers in this world. Do we really want that? (rhetorical question). Let’s not even discuss this any further… it scares me.

    • Rick says:

      05:08pm | 16/05/11

      Nobody wants any Biffs in this world either…......but there you go.

    • Biff says:

      05:24pm | 16/05/11

      haha! Rick’s a ginger. Unlucky man.

    • Louisa says:

      05:26pm | 16/05/11

      Biff - she is too old to have children.  The way she colours red is probably as a result of going through menopause.

      There is nothing wrong with being a true redhead and only Tim and those others in the various Unions can tell you if she is.

    • Nyani says:

      05:03pm | 16/05/11

      Why would her hair dresser want to do that? Much easier to remain the gigolo.
      Saving? Not worth it in my book.

    • buckyboy says:

      06:30pm | 16/05/11

      A woman marrying her male hairdresser….it’s not natural.

    • PJ says:

      05:44pm | 16/05/11

      He is already considered a common law husband—-poor bugger. Don’t bother Tim, Ms Doubtfire has other family interests.

    • RyaN says:

      05:51pm | 16/05/11

      Overheard at Labor HQ: Ok strategy guys, bait and switch, what we will do is introduce that carbon tax I told the stupid idiot voters “there will be no carbon tax under a government I lead” then just as they are all about to loose their jobs overseas we will do the switch and distract the dumb voters with my wedding to Tim.

    • stephen says:

      06:16pm | 16/05/11

      Well now Bob Brown said on tele 3 days ago that the Government, ( and he really meant his own) would complete its term and there was no chance of an early election.
      According to the polls, Labor is in trouble and considering that it is only in power because of the Independents, is there no chance The Greens might consider the Electorate and let Andrew Wilkie do the right thing ?

    • steve says:

      07:01pm | 16/05/11

      No chance whatsoever. The most likely outcome of an early election is a coalition majority win. The greens and independants would lose much of their relevance and power. The majority of the electorate don’t support Greens so there is no chance of their wishes being considered.

    • Against the Man says:

      07:03pm | 16/05/11

      I think if this continues to 2013, the ALP will be destroyed for a VERY long time. So will Gilltard do whats best for the party or her?

      *Smile* I guess we all know the answer to that question.

      Well oh poor selfish fake PM with zero successful policies, what will the poor dear do?

      This is turning out better than expected. Come on faceless men the clock is ticking smile If she gets the pension, than you lose your jobs and your FAMILIES lose out! This does not get any sweeter!

    • stephen says:

      07:49pm | 16/05/11

      Steve, this is my point.
      Labor is in government because of deals done through a non-representative electoral firm, e.g The Greens.
      Is there no chance of a Court challenge to this arrangement ?

    • The Liberal Loafer says:

      06:28pm | 16/05/11

      If Tim Marries Julia while she is in PM office, will that mean a public holiday for workers and a half holiday for school kids??
      Why couldn’t a male Prime Minister marry in office?

    • The Liberal Loafer says:

      06:31pm | 16/05/11

      Has Julia benefitted from the Stimulus Package?
      Will she become the first pregnant PM?

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      06:42pm | 16/05/11

      Julia in a garter belt? ? YUCK! ! ! That really creeps me out

    • Bruce says:

      06:56pm | 16/05/11

      Australians are a cynical lot. The public would see right through a stunt !

    • Gerard says:

      08:26pm | 16/05/11

      Bullshit. Australians inexplicably continue to take politicians at their word. If Australians can see through a stunt, then why has this hypothetical marriage stunt (obviously designed as a diversion from the real isuue- the budget) garnered so much attention and debate?

      Australian cynicism is a myth. Two very minor rebellions in 223 years of government lies and incompetence since white settlement? Doesn’t sound cynical to me.

    • sam says:

      07:40pm | 16/05/11

      Could a wedding save the Prime Minister? yes only if she gets married to a woman

    • nossy says:

      07:57pm | 16/05/11

      I am not sure who has more fun on this blog - MarK or me - maybe its a dead heat ! Go hard Marky !

    • Glen says:

      08:09pm | 16/05/11

      What I can’t fathom is why Tim is telling us and not asking her! Am I the only person in this country that finds that WEIRD????

      I mean jez, surely the poor girl reads the papers…..... Talk about stringing her along.

    • Political Tarot says:

      08:25pm | 16/05/11

      What a sad and cynical bunch of people are on here…who cares. Leave them alone. It’s none of our business whether they marry or not. It’s not their fault the media sensationalise their personal lives and blow one remark into a front page headline - stating a phrase Mr. Mathieson didn’t even say! The nasty comments that people leave here about political leaders are base, ignorant and stupid.

      I can discuss Tony Abbott, whom I do not support, without resorting to crass, rude and stupid remarks about his appearance and personal life, so perhaps those Labor/Gillard haters with nothing intelligent to say should muster up the wit to do the same with her.

      I’d like to see you do a better job running a minority government.

    • Biff says:

      10:13pm | 16/05/11

      I can run 100 metres without falling over. Let me show you how the job should be done. How can anyone support such a liar?

    • NESLIHAN KUROSAWA says:

      08:45pm | 16/05/11

      Hi Punch Team,

      Why not??  We all like weddings & happy endings, right??  Most of us tend to believe that you have to be a couple living in wedded bliss and constant stream of happiness, which does not happen to be true most of the time!!  We do not quite know how our Prime Minister feels about all this though.  It may not be a church wedding, but still it promises a happy and exciting future, just the same.  Lets all stay optimistic and positive about all this!!

      It might also take the edge off and ease the pressure,  the Federal Government might be feeling right now.  Especially, with the Federal Budget and other very important issues in mind, it could be a little bit of break for something lighter and fun!!  Instead of feeling uneasy & unhappy as well as getting all depressed, I presume that we should all look at the lighter & brighter side of life for a change!!  Best regards to your editors.

    • Aj says:

      09:27pm | 17/05/11

      We all love a happy ending!

    • Enrico says:

      09:23pm | 16/05/11

      You know the Government’s in trouble when this sort of stuff makes the front pages.  Imagine all the Labor (and Green) supporters choking on their cornflakes when Tony Abbott becomes Prime Minister in 2013… if not sooner.

    • Ben81 says:

      10:23pm | 16/05/11

      It’ll be a bit late in the day for cornflakes, it could ruin a few election night pissups for that crowd though!

    • S Morris says:

      10:46pm | 16/05/11

      there will be a marriage when the ALP PR machine decides when it’s in the best interests of the ALP. Duuuuuh.

    • fred k says:

      11:17pm | 16/05/11

      ROSIE
      The answer to your badgering of Frank re popularity—- Abbott gained 400,000 more votes at the last election—- the ONLY popularity poll that counts!!

    • Rosie says:

      09:08am | 17/05/11

      @ fred

      Impressive.

      So wrong, in so many ways.

    • Brian Taylor says:

      04:38am | 17/05/11

      @ ant, you said ““holy crap, these vows are pretty powerful things. They’re really built to stand the test of time”.
      that is a load of crap.
      those vows are words spoken by normal people and normal people change their minds all the time.
      just how many married couples actually stay married?
      not too many, yes they speak the words and at the time they may very well mean them, but as for being “really built to stand the test of time” sorry but no.
      as for Julia getting married, this is a newspaper story beat up, she has already said she has no interest in getting married even after what Tim had said, yet will the MSM leave the story alone? no.
      people don’t like Julia because she lied and stabbed Kev in the back to get the top job.
      she will not last the distance as PM that is for sure and she’ll go down in history as the worst PM we’ve ever had

    • Groompy Tom says:

      04:56am | 17/05/11

      I wonder if Julia will bite his head off and eat him after they’ve finished mating.

    • Aj says:

      09:26pm | 17/05/11

      No mate just a knife in the back with the help of the unions around midnight should do it.

    • thatmosis says:

      07:17am | 17/05/11

      My Gop the very image in my mind of her mating is enough to send me into the bathroom to throw up. The ALP will tell her when to get married but this will only be another promise that she wont keep anyway. Second Hand PM and Second Hand Hubby, sounds about right. As for the other marriage that was just another PR exercise that cost the tax payer millions to promote another bunch of public purse spongers.

    • Edward James says:

      07:30am | 17/05/11

      No a wedding of the Prime Minister will not save the Federal Labor government. I continue to hope the voting public will eventually realise the problem with the Labor Party nationally is the rank and file members who refuse to do something about the garbage they let represent them and us. Right now in NSW the scraps left over after the March election are already trying to rebuild the same introverted self centered party the electorate almost succeeded in destroying on March 27.

    • Watcher says:

      09:31am | 17/05/11

      If Julia marries Tim it will create a diversion for awhile, but she has to be prepared for her hair and clothing to be pulled apart in the press, and it is sure not a way I would like to start married life.

    • Booker28Terri says:

      08:13am | 14/09/11

      Every body acknowledges that humen’s life is very expensive, nevertheless we require cash for different stuff and not every one earns enough cash. Hence to receive fast loan or just collateral loan would be a proper way out.

 

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