Is match fixing and sports corruption a big enough problem to suggest that offenders should be thrown into jail for up to 10 years? You bet!

Cartoon: Bill Leak


There have been one or two major betting-related incidents in Australian sport. Personally, I was closely involved when Shane Warne and Mark Waugh got themselves involved with the now notorious “John the bookie” back in 1998.

But for me, the issue actually goes back further to 1990 in my days at the National Basketball League, when I first started thinking about and studying the issue.

Nothing I have seen since has encouraged me to think that this is anything other than a potentially major issue for one of Australia’s most cherished institutions, its major sports.

A list of major sports betting incidents since 1998 across global sports as varied as horse racing, snooker, Sumo wrestling, F1 car racing and cricket shows little going wrong in Australia.

But it is clear we need to act now to keep our sports clean and to deter the sharp operators and smarties who might try to make a fast buck out of sport through their corrupt influence.

This is the strong view of Australia’s major sports: the AFL, NRL, ARU, Cricket Australia, FFA, Tennis Australia and Netball Australia.

It’s a view we put to Federal Sports Minister Mark Arbib when he visited AFL House in Melbourne on Wednesday and it’s a view we want the State and Territory Sports Ministers to take on board when they meet today.

Globally, there is a strong signal that where there is a punt, there is a temptation to rig.

And Australians love to punt almost as much as they love their sport.

In moderation, there is nothing wrong with that, it adds a little innocent excitement to the passion of supporting your chosen sport.

However, the Coalition of Major Participation and Professional Sports, or COMPPS, which is made up of the above sports, notes that sports betting on professional sport in Australia is growing in terms of volume of betting and the number of types of bet that can be placed.

The CEOs of our member sports recognised, when we met on Wednesday, that both these trends increase the risk of betting-related corruption.

Australian sports have been pretty successful in dealing with the issue to date.

But COMPPS members acknowledge that betting-related corruption is a major threat to the integrity of our sports and, just as importantly, to perceptions of our sports.

As Chairman James Sutherland said on Wednesday: “Even the perception that something could be wrong is enough to undermine a sport’s public credibility”.

We acknowledge that the starting point begins with us and, to that end, Australia’s major sports set up a working party involving COMPPS members, Tabcorp, Betfair,  the Australian Sports Commission, and the AFL and NRL Players’ Associations.

Our work shows that sports need to make this a priority, with robust codes of conduct dealing specifically with betting-related corruption.

These need to be supported with sports-specific criminal laws for serious cases.

Ten-year prison terms are pretty serious punishments but it is a serious issue. If crooks undermine public confidence in a sport, that sport and all that it brings in terms of public enjoyment, national pride, promotion of healthy lifestyles, economic activity and employment of thousands is compromised.

We only suggest 10 years behind bars for the most serious offences, and expect that such cases would be very rare.

But the deterrent effect would be permanent and would help scare off the match fixers.

We also acknowledge we need first-rate education for our participants to create a population of well-educated athletes who know how to recognise and respond to attempted match-fixing.

Sport needs appropriate intelligence gathering, including robust agreements with sports betting companies.

And we need access to experienced investigators as part of a well-managed enforcement process within that sports code. Again, my personal history has me most familiar with cricket, which now has an anti-corruption officer at each and every international match played in the world, including here in Australia.

Just this week a professional tennis player was banned for life as a result of high-level investigation and a robust enforcement process.

The COMPPS anti-corruption working party has made 30 recommendations to its member sports.

The three most important are that we seek sports-specific, nationally consistent laws that make cheating in sport related to sports betting into a criminal offence; that states urgently consider adopting Victoria’s Sports Betting Act which requires betting companies to share information on suspicious activity with sports; and that sports be given the right to veto spot betting within a sport that might be high risk.

We also plan to set up a Betting Integrity Group to co-ordinate joint activities across the major sports and maximise our opportunities to use our collective power to fight corruption.

But we need help.

Our appeal to today’s meeting of national Sports Ministers is for national consistency, and for laws which are specific to sport.

Australians love their sports nationally across state and territory borders and we need not only toughness on this, we need consistency.

Current laws could see a corrupter commit an offence in Perth, Sydney and Brisbane and receive totally different punishment in each location. Nationally consistent laws will change this.

While COMPPS speaks for all major sports, recent match-fixing trials involving Pakistani cricketers emphasises what COMPPS stands for.

Pakistani cricketers Salman Butt, Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Amir were banned by the International Cricket Council and have been committed to stand trial in the English criminal courts later this year.

This is a sad episode for the sports world but it leaves lessons to be learned.

It underscores the importance of properly established betting organisations with close relationships with sports, whereby detailed information is shared. Shared knowledge leaves fewer places for match-fixers to hide.

The fact that the match-fixing plot was uncovered by newspaper is a triumph of investigative journalism but also highlights the need for high-level investigation and enforcement from government and sports bodies, as stressed in the COMPPS working party paper.

When the Pakistani trio faces a criminal trial in England in October, there is a very real possibility of jail terms. Strong sentencing will make a statement about match-fixing: it won’t be tolerated.

And this is why COMPPS is strongly campaigning for specially designed criminal law that sees match-fixers facing jail terms in Australia.

Sport is an important part of the Australian way of life, and for many Australians over many generations it has been part of how we identify ourselves as Australians.

Let’s give ourselves a sporting chance of protecting this precious asset for future generations by ensuring the match fixers and corrupters get a clear signal that there is no future punting on bent results.

Most commented

66 comments

Show oldest | newest first

    • acotrel says:

      08:08am | 10/06/11

      There is an outstanding problem with ‘controlling bodies’ in sport. Many began life as unions promoting competitors interests, and evolved into profit making corporations with little internal democracy for members. The Australian Institute of Sport gives credence to these organisations which are often nothing more than self-serving,  tax collecting bureaucracies exercising monopolies.

    • Jim says:

      08:50am | 10/06/11

      You are absolutely correct acotrel

    • Jerzy Kosinski says:

      02:32pm | 10/06/11

      Hey you clowns this is about match fixing in sport when did mining come into it stay on topic and mr moderator do your job

    • Bob says:

      10:38am | 14/06/11

      Correct Acotrel. Now these self appointed monopolists are squawking for government protection in the form of a new law. If they want to run a sports carnival its their job to ensure its integrity. Stop trying to shift costs and responsibility to the tax payer. Its a democracy and the government appointed by the people decides the law not the heads of some cosy monopoly.

    • Harquebus says:

      08:14am | 10/06/11

      That’s not bad. Shoot someone’s eye out and you get a three-year, $100 good behavior bond. Our pollies and miners rob us blind everyday.

    • MD says:

      08:51am | 10/06/11

      Miner’s rob you blind?

      Get real you green loonie.

    • Jim says:

      08:58am | 10/06/11

      Errr….how are the miners robbing us blind? They inject billions into the economy and provide massive employment both directly and indirectly. It’s the bureacrats in the public service, eternal art students and the dole bludgers that are robbing us Harquebus.

    • Harquebus says:

      09:40am | 10/06/11

      $Billions of mineral resources flogged off never to return, our governments and citizens are in debt up to the eyeballs, our indigenous Australians live in third world conditions, we have homelessness, poverty, ecological degradation, the average worker still pays income tax etc. etc.
      Who has benefited? A few miners and specialists. I hear people bitching about the cost of living everyday. I never hear them say how the mining boom has benefited them. We have been robbed.

    • Jim says:

      09:52am | 10/06/11

      Haven’t you got a Rising Tide meeting to attend Harquebus?

      Bunnings sell picks and shovels…you’re welcome to dig it out yourself.

    • Harquebus says:

      10:08am | 10/06/11

      Not sitting on your brain will help you Jim.

    • Steve says:

      11:46am | 10/06/11

      Harquebus. Miners pay royalties to the states that own the minerals.They of course also pay company tax on profits.This of course doesn’t take into account the multitude of smaller business who supply mining and also pay tax on profits or the multiplyer effect on the economy.

      In the March quarter mining exports fell due to poor weather which resulted in a fall of 1.7% of GDP. This put us into negative growth of 1.2% for the quarter. As a country we are suckling on the teat of mining and go into negative growth if they have a hiccup. 2 quarters of negative growth is what we call a recessiopn.

      Mining companies invest billions of dollars in order to make substantial profits. They don’t do it to make mediocre profits. There are easier less capital intensive ways to make mediocre profits. People who have only ever worked for wages and especially public servants seem to have difficulty in grasping this concept.

      The blame for the debt that we now find ourselves in can only be laid at the feet of the ALP.  The ALP debt can only be repaid by raising a new tax on miners. I would love to hear you squeal if you were in business and the Government ambushed you with a new tax after you had spent a fortune setting up your business.

    • acotrel says:

      11:48am | 10/06/11

      @Jim Err -Shouldn’t the tax be relative to the profits and turnover?

    • Rock me ,tax me and fix me blind.. says:

      12:14pm | 10/06/11

      Miners to rob us blind must mine and then take some of the stuff they mined home and then sell it in black to Chinese..
      Commenting on the topic though :

      “Corruption in sport: Send match fixers to the slammer”
      ...and that is why I do not get excited and do not watch sport as I used to. Do not want my emotions being fixed by some shadowy crooks behind the scenes.

    • Deeman says:

      01:30pm | 10/06/11

      Inject Billions in to the economy or their bank accounts. Get real. Only a fraction of what they make goes into the economy. Do your maths.

    • Gordon says:

      08:34am | 13/06/11

      @ acotrel, the current suite of taxes and royalties paid by miners is on profits AND turnover.  They have also taken the risk and make the investment to generate their profits.  When the gold rush was on, if a bloke had sweated for months to find a large nugget should he then have to give it up to all the lazy bums in town?  I bet you wouldn’t think so if you found it.  In your answer you refer to self-serving,  tax collecting bureaucracies, that’s the textbook definition of a government that introduces ‘new taxes’!  Welcome to Australia under a Labor/Green/Brown Government.

    • Harquebus says:

      12:24pm | 13/06/11

      @Gordon. Tell that to the army of volunteers who, sweat everyday caring for homeless and disadvantaged. None that I know and I am one, come even close to being wealthy or rewarded by the mining boom.
      Let’s all pack up and go and look for gold.

    • Gordon says:

      05:19pm | 13/06/11

      @ Harquebus.  I don’t work in mining so I don’t profit from them either, and why should I - I don’t expect to be given profits from any other industry.  By that rationale why don’t we just put everyone’s profits in a big pot and share it all out equally to every person.. that’s worked well in the past! 
      Happy digging.

    • Jim says:

      08:55am | 10/06/11

      Political correctness has wedged us all into a corner when it comes to match fixing. Most international cases of match fixing have involved people from Pakistan and/or India. But we cannot make accusations towards them, or even infer that this fact exists, without being labelled as racist.

      Now, cricket officialdom is controlled by India, Sri Lanka and Pakistan, with ever decreasing representation by England, NZ and Australia.

      We all know they can be corrupt, we just aren’t allowed to say it.

    • sludger says:

      09:29am | 10/06/11

      Well, you just said it Jim.  Which is why I love these forums.  To hell with PC crap.  We know where the bullk of the fixing is coming from.  So act on it.

    • Nick says:

      09:52am | 10/06/11

      sludger, it isn’t possible to say anything negative about a non-white country without being labelled a racist. So, i guess, you can just enjoy the next 10 years, after which every majority-white country nowadays will be minority white, and everywhere will be a crime-filled, dirty shithole.

      Ah, the joys of modern society.

    • acotrel says:

      11:52am | 10/06/11

      JIm The other day I heard an a cademic from Sydney Uni say that Islam shouldn’t be denigrated as it has evolved into a rich culture over 1000 years.  I have a problem with a culture which condones sadism.  Is it politically incorrect to say that?

    • Monty says:

      12:18pm | 10/06/11

      Your right Jim….. that is why the ICC is too scared and too weak to comment or do anything about the problem of corruption…the sub-continent namely India brings in 70% of crickets revenue and subsequently control of cricket….too make an accusation of corruption would be considered racist…..the ICC certainly does not want to be branded with that not even with the power it has left….instead political correctness has become the name of the game…..!

    • n_dude says:

      01:02pm | 10/06/11

      What about Hansie Cronje (who was corrupted to a great extent) and our own heroes - Warnie and Mark Waugh (this was swept nicely under the carpet by CA)? In cricket, the source of the money for corruption comes from the sub continent because that’s where the big money is for that sport.

      What about the recent NRL betting scandals? Being tempted by money is unrelated to race. How do you know there is no corruption here in Australia?

    • hot tub political machine says:

      03:52pm | 10/06/11

      Sports corruption is mostly from India and Pakistan? Completely, Utterly, Factually Incorrect. The worst scandals in betting/match fixing have been from Italian/German/East European soccer, racing and Japanese Sumo and South African Cricket. Really – just so far from the truth its hard to believe anyone with an internet connection could be so far off the mark.

    • Jim's friend says:

      03:55pm | 10/06/11

      I am not saying your are a racist…You told is already smile....

    • Dan says:

      06:22am | 11/06/11

      acotrel, it may or may not be politically incorrect, but it is absolutely and totally ignorant!

    • PatG says:

      10:29am | 10/06/11

      I have no sympathy for morons who bet, when it’s painfully obvious to anyone with half a brain that gambling is designed to TAKE money from the punter, and make money from the bookie. Match fixing sux for those of us who just want to watch a good sporting competition. For those who lose money on it, all I can say is sucked in.

    • acotrel says:

      07:04am | 12/06/11

      @PatG We’ve become a society which know the price of everything, and the value of nothing.  We need to realise that some things are worth doing simply because they are good things to do.  This obsession with putting a dollar value on everything is going too far when it involves sports match fixing, to generate wealth for the bookies and other scam merchants.

    • Thomas says:

      11:25am | 10/06/11

      Even e-sports has seen its share of match fixing. Korean professional Starcraft players (video game) were involved in a match fixing scandal last year. More info can be found at wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/Match_Fixing_Scandal

    • HAHAHA says:

      04:16am | 11/06/11

      E-sports?!? hahahahahahahahaha that’s the funniest thing I’ve every heard!! I can just imagine the 340 pound “athlete” reaching for another garbage bag full of popcorn to Carbo-Load… Priceless comment Thomas wink

    • Davido says:

      11:45am | 10/06/11

      I think the focus needs to be on the corrupters. To my mind the briber is much more culpable than the bribee.

      As to cricket, the problem is India is a corrupt nation. I lived, worked and ran a company there so I know first hand. India is consistently ranked in the top five most corrupt nations but would be number 1 if the stats themselves were not so corrupted.

      It also depends on what you call corruption. I feel the fact that the Indian cricket team is not drug tested to the same international standard that the rest of the other international teams are is corruption.

    • Proud Indian says:

      03:59pm | 10/06/11

      So your business didn’t go well in India ?? Playing Angry birds now smile

    • Thomas(different one0 says:

      11:48am | 10/06/11

      Yes, because some idiots cheating in a game requires police time and resources, and those of our criminal justice system, to be spent upon them.

      Better alternative, stop funding these games with taxpayer money, leave people who gamble to deal with their own idiocy and stop with the hero worship of people who’s only redeeming quality is their ability to kick or hit a ball around a field kinda well.

    • get real says:

      08:32am | 11/06/11

      Spot on. These idiots are being paid to play a game they love, as their job. The rest of us have to work for a living , and only get the opportunity to play our chosen game on the weekend.

      Who in their right mind would throw away that opportunity? If greed is their only reason to play, (and not the “national pride” bullshit that we have been force fed), then they should stand aside, and let someone far more deserving have a go. I am sure there are plenty of young blokes out there who would just love the opportunity to play for their country.

      Thomas, I have been saying that for years; not one cent of taxpayer’s money should go into professional sports. There is enough advertising sponsorship money at the elite level, that these sports can sustain themselves.

    • Harquebus says:

      12:36pm | 13/06/11

      I totally agree.

    • Steve says:

      11:52am | 10/06/11

      Malcolm Speed “fixed” the outcome of the enquiry into the racial slur against Andrew Symonds by Harbijan Singh. I have thought that he had zero credibility to comment on ethics or moralities ever since.

    • Thommo says:

      12:04pm | 10/06/11

      Money corrupts everything not just sport

    • bikinis on top says:

      12:24pm | 10/06/11

      corruption just makes sports more interesting to female television viewers.
      Wrestling doesn’t worry about results nor corruption .Its the best TV sport as a result for all television viewers.

    • Paddy says:

      12:29pm | 10/06/11

      Racing has had issues for years.
      Jockeys not allowing horses to run on merit.
      Trainers not allowing horses to run on merit.
      Owners/trainers injecting horses with performance enhancing drugs.
      Trainers putting big name horses into races before the Melbourne Cup etc “for a run"with no intention of winning.
      In every circumstance punters lose money.
      Will each of the above categories be included in Speed’s world and jailed?

      What about athletes that take PED’s where there is betting on that sport (some sports take money other do not from gambling) will these individuals be subject to jail?

      What about sports overseas where our gambling bodies take bets and the games are fixed or the person takes PED’s or takes a “fall” will our Government lay charges and seek extradition?
      OR
      Is the rule only going to be applied to a few? A rule for one and a rule for others?

      Sounds like you’re dreaming Mal. You and Arbib!

      By the way ask Arbib whether DFAT might pay for the extradition of naughty boys and girls from overseas. It funded our soccer bribes in the last FFA world cup bid.

    • Sinkers says:

      02:57pm | 14/06/11

      Agree

      Mark Arbib is just trying to get in the good books of the punter. The punter’s friend my XXXX. Half the fun of punting is trying to pick the con you dill. If you think you can pick winners by studying the form guide you really do belong in another portfolio. (What next - ban bluffing in poker?)

      Save the long hand of the law for people that really hurt the community please.

    • Dave says:

      01:32pm | 10/06/11

      Ban betting on sport full stop, it serves not ounce of good and serves up bucketloads of trouble. It is just absolute stupidity.

    • JP says:

      08:05pm | 10/06/11

      If we could just ban smoking, drinking, drugs and gambling and have no black market as well, all of society’s ills would be cured, right?

      (Maybe add recreational intercourse as well, either in the paid-for variety or generally?)

      Truth is, vice is probably better off strictly controlled (and taxed) then outright banned. For some reason, organised crime gets very interested when vices are prohibited.

      A query - would insurance also have to be prohibited if gambling were banned, as it represents a bet in reverse by the bookmaker/insurance firm, and leads to moral hazards of harm to property or persons?

    • Jasper says:

      03:55pm | 10/06/11

      If you don’t like corruption in professional sport than hop down to your local oval and watch the amatures play.

      But, for love of the common sense, save jail for those who are a violent risk to the community, not corrupt sports men, women and administrators.

    • Punters Pal says:

      04:08pm | 10/06/11

      I generally agree with Malcolm says, but it is still interesting to notice that Warne and Waugh’s John the bookie scandal happened in 1994. CA investigated and fined them in 1995 and then kept it under the wraps for years. The truth was finally made to public in 1998, when press learned about. I am not sure why Cricket Australia chose to cover it up - perhaps didn’t want the public to learn bad things about their cricket heros. And it was done under his watch as well.

    • Jack says:

      04:12pm | 10/06/11

      Yes. The best use of our limited judicial and custodial resources is to throw people in jail because they cheated at footy.

      Well played.

    • Brian says:

      05:35pm | 10/06/11

      Alternately, you could consider the best use of our limited resources to penalise people who have committed major fraud or had financial gain through deception (which actually is a criminal offence…)

    • acotrel says:

      07:08am | 11/06/11

      Bring back the death penalty?

    • Bloke says:

      07:11pm | 10/06/11

      As the old timers would say:
      “Don’t bet on anything that can talk.”
      Wise word those me thinks.
      Wise words…

      If you must leagalise gambling to take it out of the hands of the black market, you need to go all the way and punish those who would seek to benefit through defrauding the public of Australia.  Tough issue but a very well made point on the integrity of the sports we would all love to se our kids play…

    • Bloke says:

      03:36pm | 12/06/11

      Interesting race, very polite wink.  I wonder if they shook hands and had a chat ‘before’ the race…

    • John The Bookie says:

      07:42pm | 10/06/11

      If Malcom Speed had anything to do with the Shane Warne “John the Bookie” investigation, then he’s not to be trusted either! Surely I’m not the only one who thought it was not all about “pitch reports?”
      Now these privately run sporting bodies want state / federal police to run their investigations, while they can continue to make money off gamblers?
      Give me, and everyone else, a break!

    • Jason says:

      09:16pm | 10/06/11

      All sport should be amateur. The moment you put money into it or allow betting corruption will always follow.

    • Harquebus says:

      12:29pm | 13/06/11

      There will always be betting and corruption. A fool and his money you know.

    • Stuart says:

      10:02am | 11/06/11

      Anyone involved in match fixing or those that have prior knowledge of a result are cheating and are criminals,they should be jailed for fraud.

    • John The Bookie says:

      04:21pm | 11/06/11

      Why should they be?
      NRL / AFL are not government owned. It’s all privatised business. Let the codes deal with it. You’ll get the same rubbish that we were fed about Warne and co., but who cares? Bet at your own peril. Did any punter get their money back when Warne got busted? Don’t think so. What’s the point?

    • Grumpy Oldman says:

      01:13pm | 13/06/11

      John the Bookie, you’re an idiot. People involved in match fixing or those that have prior knowledge of a results should be jailed for fraud because they are criminals, they are defrauding innocent people, they are robbing them as surely as if they held them up with a gun. If you can’t see that, your moral compass is so far off it’s a joke. As for letting the codes deal with it - rubbish, no code is above the law, and should have no place in dealing with (or hushing up) criminal matters. Same goes for medical and legal tribunals. But I digress.

    • ij says:

      10:20am | 12/06/11

      Why, when they are the most interesting part of the game?

    • Bongo says:

      11:25pm | 12/06/11

      Only money and gambling is involved, It is no longer sport. It is a business. Pure and simple. Any cheating should come under federal or state penalties. That includes criminal sentences and bans.

    • Red Baron says:

      07:52am | 13/06/11

      While every tackle in RL and every ruck in rugby can incite a penalty, and every sport encourages betting on any part there can be no penalties untill the rules are amended and the greed eliminated.
      And that dammit, means stopping all TV broadcasts.

    • Harquebus says:

      12:27pm | 13/06/11

      Please. That would be great.

    • Grumpy Oldman says:

      10:23am | 13/06/11

      The slugs behind FIFA should be the first to be charged, by Australian authorities, on the grounds that they defrauded Australia out of the cost of mounting its World Cup bid. Never mind whether the case will succeed or not - let’s hold these pieces of ordure up to public scrutiny anyway, force them out in the open to defend themselves, starting with Meisterturd Blatter.

    • Harquebus says:

      12:26pm | 13/06/11

      Any government money spent on art or sport is money wasted. It serves only a small section of the community and the morons.

    • Patrick says:

      08:49pm | 13/06/11

      The NRL is full of match fixing. Start with the game-day officials.

    • thumbs10 says:

      12:32pm | 14/06/11

      Can anyone explain how, two weeks ago,the Gold Coast Suns, at home, can lead Geelong 62 to 51, at half time, yet this week be down 16 to 61 to Hawthorn at the same break?
      Also, why are an excessive number of horse races delayed at the start?
      Recent excuses have been no vet, no ambulance, horse and jockey injury checks, numerous gear failures, barriers in the wrong position, starting equipment malfunctions etc
      They come up with a new one every week.
      They’re either incredibly incompetent or there is some sort of manipulation going on.

    • I Left says:

      12:54pm | 14/06/11

      Um, has anyone told Malcom that Gabe Watson was sentenced to 12 months prison for murdering his wife. True, it was upped to 18 months after a little noise. Yes, I suppose murder is a trivial thing compared to match fixing. I wonder if Gabes wife’s last thoughts were “hey old chap…thats just not quiet cricket ! ” Hmm, maybe.

 

Facebook Recommendations

Read all about it

Punch live

Up to the minute Twitter chatter

Malcolm Farr

@nigelmcbain I don't see the nexus between gay marriage and gay sex education in schools. ACL does. Health issues should be taught whatever

Daniel Piotrowski

@jennijenni a few companies are known to do that - ask for story ideas from job applicants so they can steal them later

Malcolm Farr

: Bruce Springsteen: "I get roughed up crowdsurfing… people try to pull chunks out of me" http://t.co/jiHqt8agt9” it was him, @patricklion

Daniel Piotrowski

Ray Hadley fires back at Carlton. Great @candacesutton1 get: http://t.co/7fQzk4Xixh

Recent posts

The latest and greatest

The Punch is moving house

The Punch is moving house

Good morning Punchers. After four years of excellent fun and great conversation, this is the final post…

Will Pope Francis have the vision to tackle this?

Will Pope Francis have the vision to tackle this?

I have had some close calls, one that involved what looked to me like an AK47 pointed my way, followed…

Advocating risk management is not “victim blaming”

Advocating risk management is not “victim blaming”

In a world in which there are still people who subscribe to the vile notion that certain victims of sexual…

Nosebleed Section

choice ringside rantings

From: Hasbro, go straight to gaol, do not pass go

Tim says:

They should update other things in the game too. Instead of a get out of jail free card, they should have a Dodgy Lawyer card that not only gets you out of jail straight away but also gives you a fat payout in compensation for daring to arrest you in the first place. Instead of getting a hotel when you… [read more]

From: A guide to summer festivals especially if you wouldn’t go

Kel says:

If you want a festival for older people or for families alike, get amongst the respectable punters at Bluesfest. A truly amazing festival experience to be had of ALL AGES. And all the young "festivalgoers" usually write themselves off on the first night, only to never hear from them again the rest of… [read more]

Gentle jabs to the ribs

Superman needs saving

Superman needs saving

Can somebody please save Superman? He seems to be going through a bit of a crisis. Eighteen months ago,… Read more

28 comments

Newsletter

Read all about it

Sign up to the free News.com.au newsletter