In one of his inspired monologues some years ago the great Sam Kekovich set his mind to the question of Australian racism. “I’m no racist,” Slammin’ Sam thundered. “In fact some of my best friends should be sent back to where they came from.”

Sam’s hilarious analysis was born out last week when the extraordinarily gifted Australian neurosurgeon Dr Charlie Teo made the fairly unremarkable observation that some Australians were prone to displays of prejudice.
Teo added the deadly accurate footnote that the peculiar characteristic of Australian racism was that the moment anyone noted its existence, even with the stated qualifier that it only involved a minority, they were howled down. As if to prove his point, Teo was immediately smashed up by readers of websites throughout the land as a knocker, a hand-wringer, a whinger who should probably bugger off back to wherever he came from.
By accident or design, the readers who criticised Teo were ignorant of the very interesting and informed context of his remarks. He talked about how his daughter, a born and bred Aussie, had told him that she felt uncomfortable with Australia Day because she had been abused in public by the drunken Aussie-Aussie-Aussie crowd telling her to go back to China. The abuse was made worse by the fact that his daughter was out on the streets with her face painted green and gold, actually trying to take part in the celebration of our national day. Teo also told of an Indian colleague, a top neurosurgeon visiting our country, who had been spat on while walking down the street.
Isolated cases, but cases still worth having a conversation about, you would hope.
Dr Teo made some other powerful qualifying remarks which were lost on his critics. He took a firm swipe at members of ethnic communities who failed to embrace our values and abide by our community standards. “I get upset when I see ethnic minorities behaving in a bad way,” the two-time NSW Australian of the Year finalist said. “I know it’s controversial but you can’t expect Australians to embrace immigration unless immigrants who come here are respectful.”
And he ended on an upbeat note: “The bottom line is I believe in (Australia), although there are some faults it is still the best nation in the world in which to live.”
Despite these qualifiers, the reaction to Teo’s remarks was overwhelmingly negative. Perhaps there was a sense among some readers that they don’t think our national day is the right time to embark on a discussion about our flaws. The question these people should answer is – when would be a good time? My suspicion is that as far as these folks are concerned, there is never a good time to have that discussion, as they refuse to concede that there is an issue at all.
A couple of years ago I wrote a column which I was also bashed up for, questioning the Australia Day Council’s marketing line for that year’s celebrations. The 2010 Australian Day slogan was “Barbecue Like You’ve Never Barbecued Before” and it featured a terrific piece of Soviet-inspired artwork, depicting bronzed young Anglo-Aussies holding trays of snags and lamb chops to their hearts, their heads aimed at the sky and chins held upward. It was a whimsical and amusing take on what Australia Day was all about, but it seemed a bit under-ambitious, possibly even slightly moronic, in that it reinforced the view that Australia Day is basically one long boozy barbecue where we are too busy burning snags to take stock of how lucky we are to be Australians, and to think about what it means to be Australians.
This year, for the first time, I am going to attend some citizenship ceremonies on Thursday, as I reckon these are the most powerful and important demonstration of what Australia Day should be about. For many hundreds of people from other countries which are devoid of basic freedoms of expression and assembly and worship, where quality of life is non-existent, the decision to become an Australian is an incredibly moving moment, the most dramatic demonstration of their commitment to the values which make our country such a great place to be. For the rest of us, I still think we take it for granted. Maybe this is because Australia is such a great place to be that those of us lucky enough to have been born here can lapse into some kind of VB coma and never reflect on the value of the citizenship we were blessed with upon our birth.
To that end, witnessing our newest citizens being welcomed into the fold is something I’m quietly excited about, be they Brits or Kiwis, Africans or Afghans, who are united by a sense of how damned lucky they are to have ended up here.
But as residents of a nation which supposedly values free speech, these people should have the right to discuss what they regard as our shortcomings, and we should pay them the courtesy of listening.
It is a pity that so many people wouldn’t listen to a bloke of the calibre of Charlie Teo. The yobbish reaction he endured pointed to a depressing undercurrent of anti-intellectualism which holds that any examination of our failings as a community, as well as our strengths, is unwelcome here, be it around Australia Day or indeed any other day of the year.
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