This week a man who will likely become the greatest champion in the history of world sport has arrived on our shores for the first time since 1998 to play in golf’s Australian Masters. 

You're in Tiger Country baby

Amongst the greatest of his contemporaries there are only four who have managed to win three major championships. Tiger has won fourteen. 

Tiger is not just the best in the world, he is in a world of his own. Over the course of history sport has blessed us with a handful of such champions such as Ali and Jordan; but with the possible exception of Bradman none has soared so much higher above the rest than Tiger Woods. 

To have the chance to witness this man hit a ball in anger is, for Australians, an experience that will be the subject of conversations with grandchildren for decades to come. 

After the announcement of Tiger’s attendance, tickets to the Masters sold out in a matter of days. They are now harder to obtain than to the AFL Grand Final. Yet gaining entry to Kingston Heath is only half the battle. What will await spectators is a crush of humanity. Working out how to see Tiger will be a matter of great strategy.

I had the joy of seeing Tiger play last year in America. Arriving at the course I headed for the putting green where I stood against the rope on my own and watched some of the Aussies hit lag putts.

After a while, to my amazement, Tiger arrived. Then, luckily, he chose a hole right in front of me to practice his 10-footers. I was close enough to be his caddy. It was intimate enough that when the putts lipped out I could have offered some advice. The feeling of being in the presence of greatness was pulsating. He was as absorbed in his practice as I was in him. Only when he picked up his three balls and left did I realise I was standing in the front row of a crowd of hundreds. 

Out on the course, standing at driving length will offer some of the best pickings. If the occasional wayward drive crosses the ropes there is nothing more special than being next to Tiger’s ball. As Tiger surveys the landscape, assesses his situation, and then effects a miraculous escape, here you will have the opportunity, with absolute proximity, to witness human genius. 

To be sure for much of the time a Tiger fan is five rows back, in the middle of a giant huddle, peering over heads, and around shoulders for a glimpse of the great man. It is hot. There is odour. If you are claustrophobic then it is not for you. And after a day of standing on tip toes calf muscles are at risk of completely disintegrating leaving permanent damage. 

But there is also a wonderful sense of camaraderie in thousands of people being where they want to be, sharing precisely the same emotions. And when the moment of brilliance occurs – the kind that takes your breath away – the deafening roar that results is so exhilarating that being in the midst of the crush is the only place to be. 

Seeing Tiger up close invites the question: what is he like?

On the course Tiger defines intensity. The tighter the contest the more Tiger enters a trance-like world in which he is the sole occupant. 

Yet it is exactly this world and intensity which separates Tiger from the pack. It is why, as amazing as it is the amount he wins, it is just as amazing how rarely he finishes outside the top ten. In a notoriously fickle sport Tiger’s intensity means that Tiger always performs. And next week it is a safe bet he will perform for us. 

Critics will point to Tiger’s appearance fees. Yet others profit from his sublime skills. The clubs of the Sandbelt are reporting a rush on bookings as golfers in town to see Tiger also play their courses. Viewing audiences are markedly different depending on whether he plays or doesn’t. 

Tiger is an industry which literally employs thousands of people and generates wealth for many. Of the money he earns himself a large amount of it now goes to charity. 

It is impossible for the rest of us to know the difficulties of remaining grounded in the glare of the brightest spotlight in the world. Yet it appears Tiger has achieved it. I have worked a lot with the Golf industry and I have asked many questions about Tiger the person. By the accounts of those who know him he is a tremendous ambassador for his sport and a great guy. 

So if you are lucky enough to have tickets to Kingston Heath: go follow Tiger. He is the real deal.

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    • Ken says:

      06:24am | 10/11/09

      Greatest sportsman of all time… Give me a break.

      Richard you’re a very intelligent guy. When are you going to start writing some thoughtful articles instead of the puff pieces you consistently seve up for The Punch?

    • Dan says:

      07:26am | 10/11/09

      While I do not believe that Tiger will ever end among the very greatest sportsmen of all time, let along the greatest, I do agree that he has soared much higher than the rest (in his respective sport) than most other great sportsmen. But he and Bradman weren’t the only one who did so. Pele, Laver, Margaret Court and Squash’s Heather McKay also did so, as did a few others.

    • shabangabang says:

      07:35am | 10/11/09

      What a load of crap. Tiger will never be the greatest of all time because he isn’t even the best of his generation. That title goes to Roger Federer.
      Federer has won 15 grand slams, more than Tigers 14
      Federer has made 22 consecutive semi finals. What is Tigers longest streak for making the top 4?
      Federer has won all of his grand slam titles outside of his home country on 4 different surfaces. Tiger plays 3 of the 4 in his home country.
      Plus you could look at other points such as playing directly against opponents instead of against the scoreboard.

    • watto says:

      08:02am | 10/11/09

      Ken is right. Richard you are supposed to be leading national innovation in this country but you are off George Bushing it, playing golf. Meanwhile a debate goes on about how one of most important social/commercial/technological tools of our generation - the internet - could be suppressed or disabled for unclear Labor ideological reasons. Get off your golf buggy and get involved. Or arn’t you allowed to disagree with your great leader?

    • Tim says:

      08:13am | 10/11/09

      Umm Shabangabang,
      its a little bit harder to win a golf major than a tennis one.
      Playing directly against individual opponents makes it far easier to progress. All you have to do is beat one person. so in reality in a tennis grand slam you only have to beat 7 players.
      In golf you are competing against every other player on the course all the time.
      And Federer is lucky to even be the best in Tennis with Nadal breathing down his neck.

    • shabangabang says:

      08:43am | 10/11/09

      Umm Tim,
      “In golf you are competing against every other player on the course all the time”
      Does that mean there are others on the course hitting back tee shots or putts? No. Each player has an opportunity to progress unhindered, so therefore they are not competing with each other, only themselves.
      If you don’t like the Tennis comparison try Lance Armstrong. he survived testicular cancer than destroyed his opposition for 7 straight wins. Would you consider that fairer?

    • Sooty says:

      08:51am | 10/11/09

      One minor detail - golf isn’t a sport, and isn’t so definitely isn’t cool. Playing darts is much more socially acceptable than playing golf.

      Tiger Woods may be good at golf, but he isn’t a sportsman.

    • Dan says:

      08:54am | 10/11/09

      Tim, I agree about Federer and Nadal, but in no way is winning a major harder than winning a Grand Slam. It doesn’t matter how many opponents you play against in Golf. There is simply not the physicality that there is in Tennis; where in order to win a Grand Slam, you need to play 7 best of five set matches, matches which can take up to three hours or more to win. Often you play them back to back. Nadal, in order to win Wimbledon in 2008, played back-to-back 5 set matches (almost 7 hours). Golfers don’t come close to that. Additionally, each match offers a different challenge, you can be eliminated any time (in Golf, if you make the cut, you’re always in theory still in with a chance), and, quite frankly, I think that Tennis is a more challenging sport.

      I admire Golfers, but there are very few Major triumphs which IMO approach the difficulty, physicality and challenge of winning Grandslams.

    • Tim says:

      09:23am | 10/11/09

      @Dan,
      yes tennis is more physical. But golf is more of a mental sport. A tennis player wouldn’t even come close to the mental concentration needed in Golf.
      If you are basing it on pure physicality then of course tennis would be harder. But then again, so would the Hawaiian ironman or the Tour De France.

    • AFR says:

      09:39am | 10/11/09

      Dan and shebangabang, i’m sure your opinion is shared by many, but with golf being much more heavily watched and participated in, not to mention prizemoney, there would be many who disagree. As for skill and a challenger, golf in some ways is the ultimate sport - man v nature. There are few equivalents of hitting a small ball from 200 yards out to only feet from the hole, and to do it consistantly. One major stuff up will cost you the championship - tennis doesn’t come close on that particular criteria, where you only have to be better than 1 other for 7 matches. Sure, you have to be physically stronger to be good at tennis, but that is only half the equation, as far as mental toughness is concerned, there’s no contest.

      BTW Sooty, i’d be curious as to your definition of “sport”?

    • BT says:

      10:10am | 10/11/09

      @Dan
      Thank you for being the only one to mention the contribution of a woman in sport. This is such a stupid debate. What’s the criteria for best? The most money, the most wins? Who cares. Give me the para-olympians any day.

    • Dan says:

      10:13am | 10/11/09

      Tim, I don’t agree at all. Tennis requires just as much mental strength as Golf. If you’re tired, and missed your first serve, or if you’re playing five sets or are down two sets love etc… Many of the great tennis finals were determined by mental strength, or the lack of it. Jana Navotna lost at Wimbledon to Steffi Graf in 1991 because she choked; Andre Agassi came from 2 sets love down to win the 1999 French Open. Then there’s playing with injury. Yeh, I think that tennis players are just as mentally tough as Golfers, and in some cases moreso; Nadal for example would probably be more mentally tough than any active Golfer, Tiger excepted (although I don’t think that Tiger is more mentally tough than Nadal either.)

      AFR, you say that you ‘only have to be better than 1 other for 7 matches’; except in Golf, you’re not actually up against anyone, and in tennis you are always facing elimination. In Golf, if you get past the cut, you’re still in with a chance.

    • Sooty says:

      10:28am | 10/11/09

      AFR - you asked why darts is more of a sport than golf:

      Golf - whack a tiny little ball 70 times in a day
      Don’t walk anywhere and use a golf cart all day
      Have a caddy carry all your golf clubs because you aren’t fit/strong enough to carry them
      A game of skill requiring minimal athletic prowess
      Obligatory lack of fashion sense; golf clothing is hideous


      Darts - throw a metal dart more than 70 times in a day
      Have to walk up to and from board many times in a day, without being so lazy to require motorised transport to assist
      Carry your darts all day, and not require an assistant to carry them for you

    • Tim says:

      10:38am | 10/11/09

      @BT,
      sorry to ruin your feminist dream but we are talking about the best.
      No woman now or past could compete in these sports in an open competition and win. Sure there are some champion sportswomen but put them against the men and they don’t have a chance.
      @Dan,  In tennis one missed shot doesn’t mean anything, whereas in golf it can be the difference between winning and losing. But i don’t think we’ll be convincing anyone here, so i’ll agree to disagree.

    • Tim says:

      10:41am | 10/11/09

      Sooty,
      i hate to tell you this but golf carts are banned in competition.
      Maybe you should engage your brain before commenting.

    • BT says:

      10:49am | 10/11/09

      Tim at least you can be relied upon for an ignorant comment. Clearly you have never heard of Billie Jean King.

    • Tim says:

      11:03am | 10/11/09

      @BT,
      That’s hilarious. No Ignorance here.
      If you think one match between a 55 year old man against a female in her prime makes your point, then you are deluded.
      I would love to see what Federer would do to Serena Williams over 5 sets,
      or what Tiger Woods would do to Lauren Ochoa.
      Thanks for the laugh.

    • RT says:

      11:55am | 10/11/09

      Tim - I think the women have it over the men in synchronised swimming. At we should be allowed to believe that, and not see men ‘competing’ in the ‘sport’.

    • Macon Paine says:

      12:25pm | 10/11/09

      Tiger Woods you say, well in the imortal words of our foolish unelected NSW Premier Nathan “Ham Fisted” Rees when asked about tiger woods :
      “We’ve got Brian Eno for 3 weeks”!
      Cop that you Melbournians!

    • The Ryno says:

      12:55pm | 10/11/09

      I think there’s a bloke who has soared to stratospheric heights even Tiger hasn’t reached. Won 18 Majors. What was his name….. Nicklaus, I think…

    • BT says:

      01:04pm | 10/11/09

      For the record Tim, you said “No woman now or past could compete in these sports in an open competition and win.” - I was simply correcting you. I too would love to see open matches however unfortunately sport hasn’t caught up with the rest of the world - it’s still segregated - leading misogynists such as yourself to believe that males dominate due to some superiority they have over everyone else. My point is that there are so many variables in sport how can anyone say one is better than the other? Is it the amount of money they make? The trophies they win? What they had to overcome to get to where they are?  Muscle ratio/height/weight? The weather on the day? The amount of sponsorship money they got? It’s a stupid argument. For my money, Eddie the Eel is still the greatest Olympian of all time.

    • Tim says:

      01:46pm | 10/11/09

      Open competition BT,
      Since when is a one off match an open competition?
      And of course I must be a misogynist because i believe men are better sportspeople than women. Puhlease.
      Of course this is subjective, but i would think “The best” (note: the conversations started on Golf Vs Tennis) speaks for itself. Maybe you can go look up “best” in the dictionary.
      And just to make things a bit more objective for you:
      2009 Stats
      Tiger Woods (no1): Average scoring 68.84 shots.
      Lorena Ochoa (no1): Average scoring 70.22 shots.
      Not to mention the females play on shorter easier courses.

      As for tennis, i’ll take the females seriously when they play 5 sets. Imagine expecting to get paid the same amount for 60% of the work. Thats called equality.

    • eeldraw says:

      01:48pm | 10/11/09

      Seems like everyone is a little too golf or tennis obsessed. There are so many others out there in other sports that easily rival the sporting prowess of Woods or Federer…

      Michael Jordan - not much needed to be said about Jordan
      Kelly Slater - 9 Surfing World Championships - that’s 9 years at the top of the game, with a couple of years off to free surf
      Tony Hawk - countless competition wins and unrivalled list of tricks invented during his career
      Wayne Gretzky - the greatest ice hockey player of all time. Probably the strongest contender for greatest sportsman of all time if you look at his statistics. 10 years after his retirement he still holds 60 separate records.

    • Jugger says:

      02:11pm | 10/11/09

      Whilst I respect Tiger as a golfer, there’s no way he is an athlete.  As someone else pointed out, golf isn’t even a real sport.  There are plenty of contenders for greatest sportsman of all time, but Tiger is not, and will never be, one of them.

      And whilst we’re on the subject of greatest athlete of all time, I’d like to nominate Australia’s own Kurt Fearnley, winner of 22 international marathons, 3 paralympic gold medals and 5 world championships.  Kurt is now in PNG CRAWLING, that’s right CRAWLING, the Kokoda Track for charity, what a champion!  It’ll be a cold day in hell before Tiger does anything so amazing.

      So come on Richard, how about a gushing piece on Kurt Fearnley next?

    • SM says:

      03:19pm | 10/11/09

      The Ryno @ 1.55 says

      “I think there’s a bloke who has soared to stratospheric heights even Tiger hasn’t reached. Won 18 Majors. What was his name….. Nicklaus, I think”

      The article says “will likely become…”

      Given that Woods is only 33, and Nicklaus long retired, it’s safe to say only premature death will prevent Woods blowing the Nicklaus figure out of the water

    • SM says:

      03:47pm | 10/11/09

      @Jugger

      Entirely wrong about Woods and about golf not being a sport

      But absolutely right about Kurt Fearnley being a champion

      At the 800m in Beijing, he qualified in lane 7.  A favourable lane.  The officials mistakenly directed him to line up in lane 2, a difficult lane and easy to get boxed in from.  His effort to finish second was remarkable.  The Australian team lodged a protest due to the error by the pre race official.  No doubt it gets upheld.

      Fearnley insisted that the protest be withdrawn, saying he respected his opponent.

      Check out his interview with Andrew Denton on Enough Rope a couple of years ago.  What a man.

    • Dennis the Menace says:

      06:14pm | 10/11/09

      I dont know how anyone could say that golf is not a sport. Have you played it?

      I am a fan (and have played) both sports. Whilst both games require intense concentration I would say that there is less margin for error in golf…you lose concentration and hit a few bad golf shots and that would most likely cost you the whole championship. You can recover from a few bad games…or even a bad set in tennis.

      I wouldnt say Tiger is the best sportsman ever though…but he would be in the top 10.

    • Jason says:

      07:05pm | 10/11/09

      hmmm, Brian Lara, Michael Schumacher, Valentino Rossi, Michael Phelps,.. what about the Woodies - how many wimbledon doubles titles? Martina Navratilova?....the list of unbeatable champions goes on, pick your sport.  There are many champions in all sports, golf is only one of them.  Tiger Woods is a true champion and an impressive man but he is far from the only one to stand above his peers like that.

 

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