Pressure might mount on older drivers to get off the roads as they approach 80, but it’s nothing compared to the pressure to get off the dance floor once you’re approaching 40.
Though the precise cut-off is elusive, the social convention is clear: if you’re dancing your way into middle age, you’re courting tragedy.
Of course no one’s stopping you busting a move – but there’s this question of dignity. Perhaps it’s best to just cede the floor. But while that might be gracious it seems unwise.
For dance is the expression of life – even the sprinkler dance.
Dance transcends all cultural and historical boundaries. And unlike say, oil painting or poetry, it is an art for everyone: you don’t need talent, just hips. It’s instinctive, its social, it’s healthy and it’s free.
If you believe you can tread water on the wave of youth, and stay on the dance floor, you’ll need to deal with the fact that, as happy as you are, you’re probably not quite as euphoric as everyone around you…. which may be hard for people who finished school thinking ecstasy was something mentioned in the Bible.
And then there’s the music. We’ve all experienced the power of music to recall a memory like a bullet. And while it’s great to listen and dance to contemporary music and create new memories, if you feel like something out of your mental cellar, only music from the right vintage is going to do it.
So where are the dance venues for those who have already misspent their youth?
There’s ballroom dancing, but the strictures and sequins of the studio are an odd swap for the spontaneous press of a club. Notwithstanding a current flush of popularity, formal dancing is really dealing with minorities these days.
You can dance at great live concerts, but its best if you’re a skier – then you’re equipped to lock your knees at the permanent 45 degree angle required so as not to bang into your seat or the one in front.
And if you thought no man was an island – take a look around you next time you stand up and dance at Rod Laver Arena.
There are the waves of 40th/ 50th/ 60th parties to look forward to. But if you only ever wanted to dance with people you already knew you could have moved to a regional centre years ago. And every ten years is a pretty bad stutter if you’re dancing to express your life.
So where does all this bitterness lead? To a business model I hope – a tailored solution. But don’t worry, I’m relinquishing all IP. All I want is my name on the door and 100 bucks on the bar.
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