The debate on the World Cup bid has been conducted thus far like some grandmother who’s freaking out after being told 32 soccer teams are arriving on Friday and we’ve nowhere to play, don’t know where to put them up and haven’t done enough grocery shopping. I’m half expecting the next front page on the issue to read: “Australia’s Bathroom Not Clean Enough to Host World Cup, What Will The Guests Think.”

Would it be too much to ask that people step back, take a breath and relax about this thing?
The politics of this seems to be overshadowing the facts for all three codes concerned. The facts being that we’re almost certainly not going to get the 2018 tournament and that if the codes sit down calmly they’d realise there’s plenty time to work out a solution for 2022.
Half the Socceroos squad who would play in that World Cup are either in primary school or in utero. By time we get the World Cup we might not have stadiums on the ground, soccer might be played in floating air arenas like Quidditch in Harry Potter. Well perhaps not, but the point is we have some time on our hands.
Yesterday The Age rang out with “AFL Block to World Cup Bid” following news that the AFL boss Andrew Demetriou won’t hand over Melbourne’s second largest ground Etihad stadium.
This came on the back of a Herald Sun’s Monday front page in which Demetriou’s stoked fears of the AFL being kept out of the MCG for an entire season, leading to the possible bankruptcy of clubs.
Needless to say Demetriou is shit stirring. The FFA has since clarified the issue pointing out that AFL would be locked out on the MCG for about nine weeks during the World Cup.
The NRL hasn’t been any better. David Gallop is ramping up the “as long as it don’t touch our game” stuff, pouring scorn on the idea of State of Origin being run over three weeks (something they should probably do anyway) and now very grumpy about a proposal to have game in New Zealand.
The outrage here isn’t about wrecking the complete seasons as it’s clear that not going to happen, it’s about the massive boost soccer would get. Gallop has made this pretty clear:
“It’s obviously a big shot in the arm for a competitor and we’re running a business and we have to be mindful of that. Clearly a soccer World Cup is going to be a big shot in the arm for their game, not only in the period that it’s on but in the years that follow.’’
The concerns of Gallop and Demetriou that this could lead to some kind of soccer takeover look small minded and unnecessarily insecure.
Until soccer is really played by Australian kids from dawn to till dusk the way it is in Rome or Rio you’re not going to challenge the dominance of Aussie Rules or Rugby League in this country. That means a much more organic growth, cultural appreciation and ongoing participation in the mainstream that require more than merely hosting the tournament.
The FFA strategy has not been particularly well thought out in going for 2018 or 2022. Demetriou has a good point when he says the bid team can’t go around assuming they’ve got a right to stadiums that they haven’t discussed with the AFL. Calling their NRL contingency package the NRL Displacement Strategy is hardly diplomatic either.
Another point is that we’re almost certainly not going to get the 2018 tournament. Given the tournament is being held outside of Europe twice in a row one of the strong European contenders are almost certainly going to get the gig.
News this morning plans for a roof and revamp of ANZ stadium are great (updated), but we don’t seem to have engaged much with New Zealand about their hosting some matches, something they’re apparently quite keen on.
The FFA have until May to tell FIFA where they’re planning on playing the games.
The smart thing for the FFA to do now would go cap in hand to the codes and tell the codes very politely want for the want for 2022 World Cup. The smart thing for codes to do would be to give it to them. Between now and 2022 we can work something out.
Not only would they get a financial windfall it would ensure they are not remembered as grinches who stole the World Cup back when we had a chance.
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