Listening to Wayne Swan’s press conference to update us on the state of the economy yesterday it was as if Little Britain’s Vicky Pollard had been asked to explain our finances.

(Dramatic recreation)

“Journalist: Treasurer how is it that you have lost $7.5 billion on concessions from the mining tax but you say it’s only $1.5.”

“Treasurer: Yea but, no, but yea, but no but. That wasn’t even there before da mining tax cause so we didn’t lose da $7.5 billion. Anyway commodities are worth more now. Anyway shut up!”

Listening to it you were conscious of the fact the words were English, but as it progressed it became apparent those words had no necessary connection to one another. It was a kind of absurdist, avant-garde approach to answering questions which could see our treasurer hailed at the forefront of the “Aussie new wave” of economic analysis.

Apparently there is no sleight of hand in the fact the Government will lose $7.5 billion after concessions on the mining tax, but will make all but $1.5 billion of it back because of increases in commodities prices that must have been unforeseeable a mere two months ago. This surprise surge in prices will also deliver a larger than expected surplus in 2012 – 2013, rising from $1 billion to $3.1 billion.

If this sounds a bit dodgy it’s because it is a bit dodgy.

The Australian’s David Uren broke the story almost two weeks ago that government was fudging the numbers in saying it lost only $1.5 billion in concessions, Swan today admitted it was actually $7.5.

The Herald’s Ross Gittins laid into Swan over this point a couple of days ago, accusing the Government of “shifting the goal posts” and didn’t hold back on his opinion of Swan’s behaviour:

“Coming from a treasurer, this isn’t tricky behaviour, it’s dishonesty. If you can’t trust the Treasurer to be honest about the cost of measures, who can you trust? I can’t think of a previous treasurer who betrayed our trust so badly.”

Yesterday things weren’t much better, with Swan saying that he “accepts the number is a bit hard to follow.” True, especially when Wayne Swan is the one leading us through them.

Swan later told Sky that he wasn’t fudging the numbers on the loss of $7.5 billon because there was an entirely new tax being proposed now, so you couldn’t compare it to losses from the old proposed tax.

It’s like Wayne Swan has decided to test out some new political theory of rhetoric that has been laying in a box at Labor HQ labelled “break in case of back down”, some kind of weird Alice in Wonderland logic that will bamboozle us long enough before an election.

Anyway Wayne has assured the money is coming in faster than we can count it, and we’ll be back in surplus soon so there’s no need to worry. 

However Swan himself doesn’t seem as assured about his own future.

When asked whether he would be Treasurer after the election he gave a nervous smile and replied: “That’s a matter for my leader.” Reassuring stuff all round.

For the latest and most compelling take on this issue today, have a look at Uren again in The Australian, and the SMH’s Jessica Irvine takes off where Gittins left us on Swan a couple of days ago, that is, this is a con job.

The greatest show in town is, of course, the renewed flare-up between the Mick and Keith of politics, Bob Hawke and Paul Keating, with The Australian’s release of a private letter from Keating to Hawke of just three days ago blasting the latest account of the Hawke-Keating years by Hawke’s wife, author and journalist Blanche D’Alpuget. You can read the full letter here. It peels the paint off the walls. 

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    • Against the Man says:

      07:17am | 15/07/10

      HaHa too funny! And we want Swany managing this economy? Anyway how interesting in the news today it looks like early election might not happen soon. Maybe Oct? Looks like I was right, Julia’s honeymoon is over and the truth is sinking in, Labor is over. They can name any date they want but it won’t buy them enough time to clean up the mess they have made.

    • Stephanie says:

      01:53pm | 15/07/10

      I think you underestimate the incredulous yet opportunist nature of two types of Labor voters… they never believe Labor does anything wrong although they always leave the country in a huge amount of debt! And they like the perks of sitting on their behinds and claim the dole or pensions…

    • Against the Man says:

      03:47pm | 15/07/10

      Maybe. But Labor was frozen out for 12 years. This time round Rudd/Gillard/Swan/Garrett/Roxon and the rest of the inglorious clowns have shown the country how immature and inexperienced they are at running this country. People are currently saving more and spending less and know that bad times are coming, even Labor supporters have lost faith after the party rat f**ked Rudd. Gillard is leaving a bad after taste even among hard core Labor supporters. Why do you think she still hasn’t called an election?

    • Sherlock says:

      07:45am | 15/07/10

      This government has stuffed up everything it’s put it’s hands on. It’s a truly magnificent achievement that even the Whitlam government couldn’t achieve.

      Yet apparently the government is tipped to be re-elected this year.

      Go Figure!

    • Gary Cox says:

      07:59am | 15/07/10

      Swannie is a joke. How can they be so sure that commodity prices are going to hold up? If Swannie is so good at forecasting markets into the future, he is wasted in politics. Labor governments and economics just don’t mix.

    • Robert Smissen Rural SA says:

      06:38pm | 15/07/10

      Swan & Rudd went to school together Dudd was the Dux & Swan was a dumb-ass footballer so why would you put him in charge of the $ $ $

    • David says:

      07:59am | 15/07/10

      Listening and reading of Wayniepoo’s diatribe I am going to dub him ‘’ SWOOSE ‘’
      A cross between a swan and a goose .
      How can this man be a treasurer of anything let alone Australia .

    • Macon Paine says:

      10:23am | 15/07/10

      LOL Swoose! Nice one! I used to always refer to him as Wayne “the wood duck” Swan but Swoose takes the cake.

    • ABC says:

      12:48pm | 15/07/10

      Much better than my “Mr Bean”. or occassional “Rowan”  I do quite like shouting at him on the 7.30 Report, it’s very therapeutic!

    • Hunter says:

      08:07am | 15/07/10

      Lots of talk about the budget returning to surplus but what about the level of debt. How much will be in debt to the rest of the world and what will that do to interest rates and inflation?

    • Press says:

      08:50am | 15/07/10

      The answer is, not a lot.

      The gross numbers of deficit and govt debt look large, in plain $ terms because we have a large economy. 

      In real dollars as proportion to GDP,  deficit (at 3% of GDP now) and govt debt (at 6% of GDP in 2012) are both modest, compared to our GDP, compared to recent decades here, and compared with other similar countries.

      The overall impact of where we are now, including gov’t debt,  is easily seen, in robust employment,  falling unemployment, modestly rising GDP… and RBA interest rates, which are now steady, after slowly being brought back to the long-run average.  “Neutral” impact, they’d call it - the setting appropriate to steady growth.

      There’s more here
      http://www.budget.gov.au/2010-11/content/economic_statement/html/economic_statement-04.htm

    • Rosie says:

      10:09am | 15/07/10

      Press - You would have to be fooling yourself to believe that Swann the goose has managed the economy in a responsible way. The word “dodgy” comes to mind everytime he opens his mouth.

    • Tails says:

      10:23am | 15/07/10

      Press - if another country put its head in the fire, does that mean we should too? You, sir, are a numpty of such gravitas, you would aspire to being simply moronic.

    • Richard says:

      10:27am | 15/07/10

      So what you’re saying, Press, is that the fact that we’ve only recently (in the last 2 years or so) set ourselves down the path to ruin, and the problem isn’t that bad yet, means that we should make the decision to continue down this path after the next election? Just ask anyone from England what a long-term Labour government does to a country’s finances…

      Our nation’s prosperity and ecomonic strength is too important to intrust to ideologically challenged amatuers like Wayne Swan and the Labor party. We know that the coalition can do a better job because their frontbench already has so much ministerial experience in conducting a successful economy.

    • Roja says:

      06:36pm | 15/07/10

      Gee, I could have sworn MarK was 100% confident it was labor supporters that ‘attacked the man’ without using any facts to back up their case.

      Rosie & Tails - if you all you can contribute is vitriol, take your liberal party pom poms and don’t let the door hit you on the way out. 

      Richard - it’s entrust, not intrust.  When you say “their frontbench already has so much ministerial experience in conducting a successful economy ” I assume you are deliberately omitting when Abbott briefly selected Barnaby Joyce as shadow finance minister which makes a complete mockery of that statement - he doesn’t know the difference between million and billion.  The honorable Costello is long gone and with him much of the quality experience.  Turnbull would have been the next best bet for treasurer, however he is hanging out back waiting to lead the liberal party to a 2013 election win.  That leaves ‘average’ Joe Hockey who has great charisma, but simply no ability for handling the job of treasurer - in fact he makes Swann look awesome in comparison.

    • Super D says:

      08:26am | 15/07/10

      Wayne Swan is the most incompetent and dishonest man to be treasurer in living memory.  He is an absolute disgrace.  If Ken Henry had any integrity as a public servant he would have announced the impact of commodity forecasts on the day that the $1.5 billion lie was told.  You know he would have if the Liberals were in power.

    • Andrew says:

      09:44am | 16/07/10

      If Swan is the most incompetent and dishonest Treasurer, it’s because he’s found an enabler in Henry. Every time Henry speaks he should add “written, spoken and authorised for the Labor Party by K Henry, Canberra.” I don’t know which one of them is driving this rubbish - whether Henry is being led around by Swan to basically commit fraud on the people, or whether Henry is coming up with ideas to help Swan and the ALP spin. Either way, gotta go.

    • Dan says:

      08:40am | 15/07/10

      Can’t say I’m overly excited by labor, but the things they say they want to do are better than what liberals say they are going to do. I guess I just have to decide whether I would prefer nothing done if I vote labor or something done that I would prefer wasn’t done if I vote liberal. Sound confusing? Yeah it is, but then I’m in a safe labor seat so I spose it doesn’t matter much anyway.

    • Dash says:

      09:57am | 15/07/10

      Yeah Dan this government says they are going to do a lot and then doesn’t deliver. Why would you prefer a hollow promise that sounds great. Look at the growing list:
      Grocery choice - election promise not delivered
      200+ childcare facilities - election promise not delivered
      More affordable housing - election promise not delivered
      “I’ll turn the boats around” - election mantra - not delivered
      Public ownership of hospitals by July 2009 if no improvement - election promise not delivered
      ETS, carbon trading scheme - backflip
      Profit tax - watered down and $7.5b (we think) hole in the federal budget
      Insulatin scheme - fiasco
      School building scheme - parliamentary inquiry into rorting and waste
      We wont touch the private health tax rebate - election promise - lie
      No compulsory university union fees - lie voted down
      Economic conservative - don’t think so - biggest spending government in history, surplus blown, over $40b of defecit and record foreign debt.
      These guys need to go, even in a safe Labor seat ,at least you can be happy knowing you didn’t vote for the morons.

    • Dan says:

      11:29am | 15/07/10

      I don’t disagree with you Dash, it’s just that there is no viable alternative. If the Libs can bring out some decent policies I’ll go with them no worries. As it stands however, they plan on getting rid of the mining tax altogether, how does that help anyone except the billionaires who own the mining companies? And the libs don’t really interested in the environment and I wouldn’t vote Green in a pink fit.

      BTW can we please get rid of the picture of the child molester, I won’t read a story about him and I just can’t stand having that monster stareing at me from my screen when I open a webpage. If ever there was a case for simple deletion of a person, he is it.

    • Dash says:

      12:40pm | 15/07/10

      Hi Dan, I agree with you on the greens I think people often vote for them in protest without understanding their policies. Their tax and border protection policies are very very scary! And I agree that the Libs need to offer a viable alternative. I think they will need to present something on climate at election time and they are probably playing their cards close to their chest at the moment. Lets wait and see. In terms of the mining tax, the corporate tax rate is a flat 30%, so the more profit you make the more tax you pay. And it’s a consistent system applying to all of corporate Australia including say the banks who have also made large profits. One point to note is that there is a system of royalties currently in place where state governments are paid royalties by mining companies for the right to take the “wealth” out of the ground. So effectively they already pay additional taxes. This is one point which seems to have been lost in much of the debate. We also need to consider the impact this tax would have on investment in Australia and to our international competitiveness. We have already seen the impact it had on mining stocks and the impact that had on investments and mum and dad investors. I agree with the Libs that the tax should go for all of these reasons. I would prefer the government and the opposition to talk about the GST and reducing the PAYG tax scales to have better equity between individuals and corporates. But mainly I have an issue with the performance of this current government and the waste and cost to us as a nation. I just can’t justify another term for them. And I suddenly find myself passionate about getting rid of them whereas once I would have just sat and thought they were all the same. This lot are sending us to a place I don’t think we need to go and they have done enough damage already. Another three years????

    • TimB says:

      03:46pm | 15/07/10

      Hi Dash, a very good point about the royalty system. It’s something that the morons who constantly shout “We should get our fair shaaaare!” either ignore or are completely unaware of, blindly following Labor class warfare propaganda.
      If the royalty system needs updating due to market conditions (and I believe there are some arguments that state this is the case), then great, go ahead and update it. Get Australias “fair share” by fine tuning the system we already have in place.

      The problem with this approach of course is that all the funds go straight to the states. Labor only brought in the mining tax to ensure the money is funnelled to FEDERAL coffers thus filling the gaping hole in their budget.

      It amazes me that people on the other side of the debate cannot see this obvious truth.

    • Roja says:

      07:07pm | 15/07/10

      @TimB - The ‘morons’ are probably aware that state royalty payments are fully deducted from the tax paid - so they are a complete non-issue.  Best you not cast the moron stone like that without the most basic of fact checking.

      @Dash - Can I ask what is your response to the fact that we used to get a 55% return on our minerals, yet this has now dropped to around 25%.  Putting the proposed labor tax regime aside, is it not good business sense to get an improved return now that the value of these commodities have increased?  I have long lamented that Australia has been walked over by big business in such matters.

    • TimB says:

      11:19pm | 15/07/10

      @Roja,

      That doesn’t make any sense. If the morons know the royalties are already occurring then why are they bleating about “getting a fair share” as if they aren’t getting anything?
      Royalties aren’t a “non-issue” untill AFTER the tax is in place (and yes I did know about royalties being refunded, I didn’t mention it because it’s not relevant to my argument) .

      On the refund though, don’t you think it’s silly for the miners to pay the States royalties only to just get it refunded right back to them by way of deductions? What a waste of time. Might as well just get the Federal goverment to deliver a wad of cash to the State governments ala the GST and be done with it.

      If the country isnt getting aproper return on its resources then the simple solution is to overhaul the royalties system.
      The only reason Labor wants the National tax in is to make its books look good.Too bad. Shouldn’t have gone on a spending spree with the credit card.

    • Dash says:

      09:12am | 16/07/10

      Hi Roja, that’s a difficult question to answer without knowing how the calculation has been done. However, as an accountant, I know that looking at percentage movements will not always give you a clear or precise picture. Lies, damn lies and statistics comes to mind. I would suggest that if you look in dollar terms you might see a significant increase in the tax take from this sector over the same period. 25% of a $20bill profit for example will be much more than 55% of $5bill. I don’t disagree with you in terms of making sure we all pay our fair share of tax and I have firm views on the GST and the difference between the corporate rate and the top marginal tax rate. But I do not agree that we should target one sector of the economy over another just because they are successful. What would happen if we had a BP type scenario and some mines started to make significant losses. Would we be happy for them to be able to claim a bigger deduction than the 30% corporate rate? I don’t think so. As I said before, the corporate tax rate is a flat rate so the more taxable profit you make, the more tax you pay and that’s what’s been happening over recent years. As the economy grows, resource prices rise and business profits increase, it’s been a bonanza for the government. What we don’t want to do is have policy which reduces investment, stiffles growth and reduces profits in this sector. What I’m more concerned about is how this large tax take is being spent and I am disgusted at the way this government has wasted it or allowed taxpayers money to be rorted. I’ve provided many example of this. The ideology and the message sound good which is what the government were hoping for in terms of their sales pitch. Reality is more complex and the indirect costs/impact didn’t seem to have been thought through very well. Also, the lie about the backdown only costing $1.5bill is not a good look!

    • Roja says:

      04:33pm | 16/07/10

      @TimB - It appeared your argument was that the royalties were an additional encumbrance to the tax, but that was my misinterpretation.  I do believe the miners themselves were happier with this model over the existing royalties system, in it’s early form (what cannot be reasonably argued was that it’s delivery was anything other than shambolic desperation by Rudd).  To me, long term, getting rid of a state by state system means business has one consistent system to adhere to - eg all collections SHOULD be handled by a national organisation, not the states as this would surely reduce overheads for the companies and leave responsibility for the admin to one government agency. Importantly this also prevents big companies pitting state against state (or divide and conquer).  That said I have no idea if this is the actual plan, the details are still ‘fuzzy’.

      @Dash - No argument on lies & statistics.  We do already specifically target the mining industry, since no other company pays royalties.  The change is the method and rate of the tax, is this an adjustment or an out and out grab?  We don’t know.  There must be some truth since the mining companies have not disgreed with having to pay a larger share.

      With the BP scenario, that is definitely a consideration - if the company goes bankrupt as a result and makes no profit that would seem to me that they simply pay nothing (compay or mining tax).  In saying that I see your point that if that was BHP, the costs of one disaster can spead across every mine which could be a potential disaster in lost taxes. 

      As for the “it’s only a $1.5 billion reduction”, their omission of the fact that their original model was going to recoup way more money due to increased commodity prices did show an inability to be honest.  I’m just not of the belief that any other politician would act any differently. 

      How the money is being spent though, is the one thing I do like.  We have a two speed economy, this helps adjust that balance to a degree.  Also the money goes towards superannuation (to address an ageing population problem) and infrastructure (to ensure that these resources can be shipped out).  Although on labors spending record I do understand why you are hesitant…

    • iansand says:

      08:41am | 15/07/10

      It’s all forecasts.  Inspired guesses at best.  The Liberals should point this out, say it’s a lot of crap and concentrate on demonstrable failings.  Swan must be laughing - he has fed the chooks with some pie in the sky and distracted them.  Again.

    • Titch101 says:

      08:46am | 15/07/10

      Where is the money for this mythical Refugee Centre in East Timor in the budget??    I am yet to figure out why this years budget focuses on 3 years from now yet there is very little focus on the next financial year which is its sole purpose.    Using the goverments number crunching i can expect to have my mortgage paid off by 2013/14 as i had a slight wage rise and tax cut this year and that should just keep on going infinitely…....  Amateur hour at its best.

    • dovif says:

      08:49am | 15/07/10

      Wayne Swan

      wasn’t he the “treasurer”, who 6 month after the start of the GFC, and when most of the other central banks had lowered their interest rates, said “the inflation genie is out of the bottle” and supply the RBA with the data to raise interest rate, within 5 month of those remark, the RBA had to drop interest rate by about 3%

      The guy is the most incompetant treasurer Australia has had since Whitnam’s treasurer.

      His quote from yesterday was a classic
      “we are going to get the budget deficit (which was put into deficit by Swan) back into surplus within 3 year, 3 year early (then his own estimate, which he now said was wrong). While the rest of the world is struggling….. So the rest of the world is struggling, Swan is expecting the resource prices to go through the roof and Australia to export more commodity, which will create Australia’s surplus, can someone explain to him, that if the rest of the world is struggling, they might not be buying a lot more resources

    • Rosie says:

      08:59am | 15/07/10

      I watched the press conference and was embarrassed for Swann. He looked like the school boy that had his homework done by someone else and was told to read it. This was obvious in the way he kept hesitating and looking at the pages in front of him for the dodgy facts that he very much needed to convince the nation that has the Federal treasurer he was doing a good job.

    • Mayday says:

      10:30am | 15/07/10

      Me too Rosie, it was squirming worming stuff from Swan, like a rabbit frozen in front of the car headlights - doesn’t give me much confidence in this government.

    • Paul says:

      02:21pm | 15/07/10

      Rosie - Agree completely.

      However, the average rusted-on ALP voter doesnt watch press conferences…..

    • Richard says:

      09:13am | 15/07/10

      I find it too politically convenient that; just as all the rescpectable economists in America are saying that the bond market indicates a probable double-dip recession, just as all the GDP and production data coming out of China is starting to weaken, and just as the EU economies begin their savage rounds of austerity cuts, that NOW Treasury decides its time to revise all its forecasts for the next 3 years UPWARDS! Seriously guys… you’re sure has nothing to do with you trying to save face over your mining tax debacle aren’t you?

    • Gregg says:

      02:35pm | 15/07/10

      Too true Richard, it has seemed for so long that something is scewed and we’re screwed.
      There was the old saying of if the US sneezes, rest of the world gets a cold and now it’s a little different in that the US and Europe are having pneumonia calls and nowhere near enough oxygen for China and so you know where that’ll have us at the end of the domino train wreck.
      I am not so amazed that neither party is willing to address the possibility of not just a double dip recession but a world depression for who wants to be a pessimist when saying she’ll be alright mate and here’s a hand out is seen as being optimistic,
      At least we can still have a laugh over the Bob, Paul and Blanche show, the makings of a good folk trio not!
      But looking at
      I would more often than not make a defensive comment in terms of “us” or “Bob and I”, because I believed the unity of our purpose reflected more strongly on what we achieved and on Labor’s record. That is, we looked stronger together than as two personalities separated as to objectives and outcomes. And this was the way I was happy to leave it. “
      I wonder how Kev feels!
      And then they do say getting old is like getting young again and sure to be some entertainment ahead with
      But you are not happy to leave it…...............Which brings me to the point, what do I do from here? ...... I will bet, London to a brick on, being better than a fair shake of the sauce bottle at least…....... through to your lacklustre performance through the 1987 election, to the point when in 1988, four years later, (John) Dawkins had to front you, asking you to leave…....... The fact is, Bob, I was exceedingly kind to you for a very long time. I knew the state you were in in 1984 and notwithstanding a lot of unhelpful advice from Garnaut and other obsequious members of your staff, I carried you through the whole 1984-1987 parliament, insisting you look like the prime minister, even if your staff, the Manchu Court I called them,......and I suppose a gang is a gang whatever you call it but Kev’s wasn’t too loyal!......... were otherwise prepared to leave you in your emotional hole. No other prime minister would have survived going missing for that long. ......... Kevin Rudd had two months of bad polls and you were the first to say he should be replaced. And you have since repeated it. .........and fully with your long years of depression and executive incapacity….........yours and Blanche’s rewriting of history is not only unreasonable and unfair, more than that, it is grasping. It is as if, Narcissus-like, you cannot find enough praise to heap upon yourself. In hindsight, it is obvious yours and Blanche’s expressions of friendship towards me over the last few years have been completely insincere….........ouchies and I can only promise you this: if I get around to writing a book, and I might, I will be telling the truth; the whole truth. ............without favour, how lucky you were to have me drive the government during your down years, leaving you with the credit for much of the success.

      But what a fiasco we have for it’s more now a Hawkard junior without too much support from a Swoosie, a Floosie with a swoosie!

      I cannot wait and sales ought to at least be good for the economy!
      Maybe we should all support Paul to get that book out real quick!

    • Daryl says:

      09:16am | 15/07/10

      Who believes anything this government says now? The lie of $1.4b turned into $4.5b and now is reported as $7.5b! And it’s not as if this is an isolated fib or an isolated blow out.  Just look at the waste under the insulation fiasco with taxpayers paying to fix the damage, the waste and rorting under the school schemes, the lie about delivering more affordable housing, the lie about building 200+ childcare facilities, the lie about grocery choices which cost the taxpayer $23million, the lie about not touching the private health rebate. Then you can add, fuelwatch, the green loans fiasco, the ETS backdown, the comedy of announcing the East Timor solution. Now they want us to believe they are doing a great job financially because the defecit is “only” $40.4billion, down from $40.8billion. And one of Sydney’s Newspapers has that today on it’s front page as evidence of the fine job this government is doing!! Give me a freaking break! They have p!ssed away the surplus. A $60billion turn around! Ask yourself what it is they have delivered for that? Not one road, not one train line, not one hospital (lots of talk), not one power plant, nothing to fix the water issues, not one shovel turned for Aboriginal housing (another election promise). All they’ve done is steal the states GST, hand out cash and throw money down the national broadband black hole! Ken Henry is nothing but a yes man for the government. His tax report is about as independent as water is to ice! What is going on in this country at the moment? The government says “we’re great, moving forward, trust us” and people in the media still, after everything, fall for it! Either they’re trying to save face after throwing their weight behind Kevie 07, or I must be blind to their reality??

    • Adam Diver says:

      09:20am | 15/07/10

      You know its bad, when so many sections of the media just turn on a Labor minister. The response has been savage and rightly so.

    • DJ says:

      09:24am | 15/07/10

      This guy is incompetent pure and simple. How does he expect us to believe that a revised income based on projected prices of commodities in a frail and nervous world economy will make everything OK . All of this not 2 months out from the budget announcements presumably formulated on the same projections. Anyone with any stock market experience would know this is very dodgy indeed.

    • Nicole says:

      09:24am | 15/07/10

      It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so serious. Two un qualified amateurs in charge of the country. It’s damn scary. But hey, keep up the good work Gillard and Swan. That hole is getting deeper.

    • Steve_of_Cornubia says:

      09:28am | 15/07/10

      This is just another instalment of ‘Wayne’s World’, where reality is whatever he says it is, and constantly changing to suit the script of the day. It truly seems as though Labor thinks Australians are thick and can be sold any old crap, lies and spin. Today, if Labor says it is so, Up is Down, Black is White and Hot is Cold.

      I am waiting for the MSM to nail Swan by recalling how Labor said Australia’s prosperity under Howard was because of mining revenues and nothing whatsoever to do with government policies. Now however, a Labor government takes the credit for continuing economic health while taking even MORE money out of mining. What the hell?

      They believe that, provided they keep stirring the class war pot, their lies, spin and deceit will be ignored and they’ll be voted in again. I truly hope that they’re wrong.

    • Jane says:

      09:40am | 15/07/10

      PMSL Leo!!
      This is exactly the impression that hit me whilst listening to him too!
      An absolute joke.
      Great minds. wink

    • Peter says:

      10:12am | 15/07/10

      Wow, what a bunch of insufferable, greedy, whingers we are.  Swann should take the $10.5billion and give it away to charity as a lesson to us all.  Remember: this is money that is/was not ours to begin with and it does not matter what we think we “could” have got.  The fact is, if the Government had pressed on with 40% etc. the mining industry would have destroyed them come election time and we’d have ended up with nothing.  We should be bloody grateful that we can pocket $10.5b of other peoples money without doing a thing for it, while the rest of the world is struggling just to make ends meet.  What a shameful bunch, we are.  I actually think the government deserves a pat on the back for getting the thing sorted at all, given the zero amount of help they got from the rest of us.

    • Richard says:

      11:17am | 15/07/10

      Peter, when you say “we should be grateful that we can pocket $10.5b of other peoples money without doing a thing for it”, by “we” you really mean the incompetent bungling government run by shadowy faceless hacks, and by “other people” you mean average mum and dad investors n main street, everyone who has a job/superannuation account, and anyone from overseas who invested in our economy in good faith.

    • Ben says:

      11:25am | 15/07/10

      The whole point of the tax is to ‘give Australians a fair share’, so I don’t know what you’re on about saying the money was never ours?

      Also, picking the Government up on its failures is not being greedy or insufferable. It’s our responsibility as thegeneral public

      This one may my day - “Pat on the back for getting the thing sorted” - The Government trying to fix it’s own stuff up is not worthy of a pat on the back, regardless of faction. Please get out of Labor’s backpocket and open your eyes

    • TimB says:

      11:47am | 15/07/10

      I don’t think that’s really the problem here. Not for me anyway. The problem is the fudging of figures in order to show a surplus thus gaining the credit for “sound economic management”. If the figures are fudged then Labor deserves no accolades.
      I don’t care that non-existent, underserved money is gone. I take offence to Labor using said play money to talk up their economic credentials.

    • Peter says:

      12:45pm | 15/07/10

      Ben and Richard,
      I suppose I’m just a tad frustrated about how much we go on and on about this issue when most of us were not even aware of it about 3 months ago.  And look at how completely contradictory your arguments are!  The government seems to be damned if they do and damned if they don’t.
      Tim, perhaps there is some merit in your criticism that they should not be allowed to ‘fudge’ the figures and take undue credit, but I still think they deserve some for getting the darn thing through, don’t you?  It all seems like a lot of glass-half-empty commentary to me. 
      Consider this: irrespective of concerns of a ‘double dip’ recession, around the World, Australia’s economy is seen as a marvel.  That’s why Obama was shocked that Rudd got the boot.  He couldn’t see why a country would be so down on a leader who brought them through the GFC in such good shape.  My point is that perhaps we need to get some perspective on all of this and stop bagging our leadership so much for every little thing.  We’ve actually got it pretty bloody good.

    • Brad of Bentleigh says:

      01:01pm | 15/07/10

      ahh, Peter… you beleive the $10.5b figure. I think you might have missed what is being said here, that figure is probably unrealistic. If it is realistic, then the initial $12b was looking closer to $20b. Closer to realitiy would be though, that the actual figure that is acheived will be closer to $5b over 2 years, assuming strong commodoty prices are maintained.

      The treasury (and Swan) have lost all credability, and the one thing you can take away as certainty, is that none of them have any idea how much revenue will be generated by this tax.

      You also forget, Peter, that the ALP traditionally has been a “tax & spend” type of government. We want to encourage business in Australia, and allow companies to make good profits, that will encourage further investment, and therefore greater tax revenues, higher employment, higher standard of living… akuna-matada… and the circle of life smile

    • Peter says:

      02:19pm | 15/07/10

      Brad of Bentleigh, ‘tax and spend’ - the revenue from the Mining Tax is actually going to go to a reduction in corporate tax and an increase in savings via superannuation.  That doesn’t sound like “tax and spend” to me.  You see, you show your hand there: you’re not really interested in whether Swann got his figures right - you just don’t like Labor and anything they do.  Your criticisms are really ideological but you pretend they are about ‘the facts’.

    • dovif says:

      02:32pm | 15/07/10

      Peter

      The problem with the government is not damn if they do and damn if they don’t

      The problem with this government is the Groose incompetency that it is showing. You can almost hear them thinking ... umm we have a billions dollar blackhole in the budget because of our excessive spending and wastage, what should we do before the election to show we can be competant at managing the economy ..... ummm lets have a new tax, and make it raise a lot of money to cover the hole and then use it as re-election bribes.

      It was a poorly through out tax, that included no consutation with the industry and which does not work in practice, which Labor had now admitted.

      And it is not a one off incident, you can say the same thing about the ETS, the insulation, Boarder Protection the BER, the Green Loans, Grocery watch, Alcopop etc

      For example just last week Gillard decided to have a detention center in East Timor, which was also the first time, the East Timor government known about it .... it is as incompetant as the RSPT.

      It is not a damn if you do, damn if you don’t incident…. it is about proper planning, proper consultation, proper implementation .... which is everything that had been wrong with the NSW ALP and the Federal ALP for the last 15 years

    • TimB says:

      02:35pm | 15/07/10

      @ Peter

      With regards to Labor getting us through the GFC you have two main points to consider.

      1. Did Rudd’s rivers of cash actually have the claimed effect? Honestly, I can’t answer this personally, I’m not an economist.
      There people like yourself who will claim that without the action that was taken, we would have been screwed. (I do believe though if this is the case that we could have gotten similar effects for less money considering some of the waste).
      Other people will point to the fact that other nations had similar stimulus packages and still ended up in recession as evidence that other factors, (ones out of the governments control) were to thank for shielding Australia from the worst effects of the GFC.
      In the end, I figure it doesn’t matter either way, because of the second point:

      2. Rudd was ONLY able to do what he did thanks to the extra money in the coffers set aside by the Liberal Party. I’ve seen many comments on the Punch and elsewhere decrying the Liberals for “sitting” on the surplus instead of spending it, whilst at the same time congratulating Rudd for his stimulus policies. Without the surplus though there couldn’t have been stimulus policies! This is where the hypocricy lies.  You can’t praise Rudd for doing something he was only able to do thanks to actions taken by the previous government and then turn around and condemn the Liberals for what they did.

      End result: No matter which way you look at it, Rudd & Labor deserve no credit.

    • john says:

      02:48pm | 15/07/10

      Peter, In reference to your second comment, you know that it was the labour party that chucked out rudd, not the country

    • Doh says:

      10:16am | 15/07/10

      The worst part of all this is that Labor’s logical treasurer talent Tanner (being very kind here but that is the best they have to work with) is retiring.

      It does not say much for economic certainty in this country, especially if Labor wins the next election.

    • jb says:

      10:18am | 15/07/10

      I will add the Swan to my list with the smiling assassin of who I wouldn’t want to be in the trenches with, ‘it’s okay you go first they aren’t real bullets, there are, um, they are yummy pink marsh mellows and you haven’t eaten all day…’.
      I hope this is his Swan song…

    • DD Ball says:

      11:17am | 15/07/10

      Swan was only treasurer because he wouldn’t upset the apple cart. The ALP are that bereft of talent. He isn’t on top of his portfolio, but one gathers he isn’t on top of what he had for breakfast either .. he always appears as if he wants to find the correct way of answering a question before blurting out what is merely on his mind ala Homer Simpson.
      As for that terrific show, Hawke and Keating, the thing for me is that I care nothing for either. Hawke was collegiate and Keating focused, but neither benefited Australia, both were ego driven and both loved power without service.

    • Rosie says:

      11:35am | 15/07/10

      Keating’s letter to Hawke after the publication of Bob Hawke’s book, explains to me the propping up of Labour PMs when they are in Govt.

      http://resources.news.com.au/files/2010/07/14/1225891/831972-100715-keating.pdf

      This is what I heard on Paul Murray Sky News last night from the Radio announcer who interviewed Gillard; ” I have seen the empress naked and it aint pretty.” The same can be said about Swann. There is no doubt that Gillard and Swann are puppets with “treacle lips” that oozes self praises for themselves but nothing of substance for the people of Australia.

    • Ryan says:

      11:40am | 15/07/10

      Little Britain’s Vicky Pollard would probably do a better job, at least she wouldn’t be telling as many fibs.

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      12:18pm | 15/07/10

      It’s a great big load of garbage! Wayne Swan doesn’t know what he’s talking about. We are being warned that a Great Big New Second Phase of American-created Global Financial Crisis is just around the corner. Thy experts tell us that this round will see China & India, in particular, being almost sent to the wall. When that happens just watch how those Commodity Prices plummet to never-before experienced lows. What will Swann do then? Blame St. Julia, get onto his factional mates & the unelected union bosses who control them, stick his dagger into her back & have himself presented to a totally compliant Federal Parliamentary Caucus as the newly, unelected Prime Minister.

    • Steve_of_Cornubia says:

      01:13pm | 15/07/10

      Ah, but this is Labor, the Masters of Deceit, so if/when commodity prices fail to reach forecast highs, Swan and Gillard will just say, “It’s not our fault. World demand is out of our hands.”

      And then go on to blame Tony Abbott for China’s slowdown.

    • S.L says:

      12:34pm | 15/07/10

      Dunno about Wayne Swan but I work with the public and see women like that every day! Great skit. I must watch Little Britian one day.

    • Fester says:

      12:40pm | 15/07/10

      Perhaps these Pollies should not be in Government where they have to act wisely, shrewdly and for the good of Australia.  Rather, it would be more beneficial for them to be in Acadamia where they can spout off all kinds of weird ideas that will not harm anyone as do the ones they propose.

    • Ellis says:

      12:50pm | 15/07/10

      The sooner ‘Press’ comes to terms with the fact that the trouble with socialism is that sooner or later, they run out of other people’s money (mainly ours), the better he will understand that we get the same result every time they get their grubby little hands on the Treasury, especially when they’re encouraged by the Trasury Secretary.

    • Steve says:

      12:54pm | 15/07/10

      The funniest thing I observed watching Goose’s press conference yesterday ( apart from the obvious lies and discomfort) was that he still has the gall to state that Finance Ministers from around the world drop to their knees and worship him at international forums. I’ll believe it when i see it, Goose.

    • mags says:

      09:02am | 17/07/10

      Just like when Paul Keating was dubbed the ” world’s greatest treasurer” by MEXICO.

      As an addition, if I was Tony Abbott I would retain the deal worked out by this bunch - after all the big three accepted it. They deserve to get screwed.

    • Steve says:

      12:54pm | 15/07/10

      The funniest thing I observed watching Goose’s press conference yesterday ( apart from the obvious lies and discomfort) was that he still has the gall to state that Finance Ministers from around the world drop to their knees and worship him at international forums. I’ll believe it when i see it, Goose.

    • Phil says:

      01:26pm | 15/07/10

      Steve Perhaps that is the labor way. After all they are the party of Orkopoulos, Campbell, Carr, Egan et al.

    • Anjuli says:

      01:00pm | 15/07/10

      It seemed when Rudd was Prime Minister that Swan and him were joined at the hip like Tweedledum and Tweedledee so how come he is still there like Garrett who stuff up too. Does any one else see the irony in all this.

    • carl Palmer says:

      01:09pm | 15/07/10

      Back in 2007 Mr Swan made me nervous. Back then I didn’t believe that he had the stuff of a treasure – the likes of a Peter C or for that matter Paul K. Certainly no Paul Keating.  What I have observed thus far has unfortunately confirmed my original suspicion amd misgivings.

      Mr Swan has no vision.  He has no big reform agendas to truly change this nation for the better and I can’t see anyone else on the front bench of the ALP getting close. I see a lot of talk and politics. Yes I know he is a politician but there comes a point in time when you have to stand up, articulate the proposition and intelligently debate the matter. Then comes the hard bit, stop the talk, put it on the block and just do it i.e. successfully implement. If I take the above and overlay it over the past 3 years, I come up empty and I am saddened by the fact that the country is worse off now than when this government came into power.  We have not “moved forward” we have gone backwards

    • MarK says:

      02:28pm | 15/07/10

      I am really trying to think of a time or an example where the treasurer misled Australia so brazenly.

      It was a straight out lie. Not a fudge or a correction just a lie.

      Can anyone think of something comparable? LAW tax cuts was more a broken promise. I just cannot get past the fact that Swan stood there and deliberately lied on the 1.5 billion figure. It demeans the position of the treasurer. Yes they all work with assumptions and forecasts or they never would be able to function but to lie so blatantly for political gain?

      He really should be sacked for it. Hmmmmm…perhaps he will.

      And isn’t it good to see the old Hawke and Keating war ignite again. Ahhhh memories. This should run for a while and provide some great one liners.

    • Holly says:

      02:33pm | 15/07/10

      I seem to recall that at the time that the agreement with the miners was announced the government explained that the revised figures had factored in an increase in commodity prices since the original budget announcement in May.  Ken Henry also gave this advice during senate estimates committee hearing the following week.  Oh well the alternative is that we have a coalition government which is going to rescind an agreement with the miners and the country will be that much worse off.  Have you heard Joe Hockey trying to justify this policy?  He does not sound convincing because the what he is saying is a total crock.  Laughed at the fact the the Australian which was dead against the RSPT is now running a we was robbed line. Oh well small business and companies will be the losers under the coalition.  Abbott thinks that 2% company tax is a fleabite and of no particular importance and is wanting to tax companies earning more than $5,000,000 an extra 1.7% to boot.  Please someone from Punch start applying the blow torch to Tony and Joe and their financial credentials or is it all too hard/distressing for you?

    • Randal says:

      04:12pm | 15/07/10

      Under the Coalition Holly small business will be much better off as they will not have to pay an additional 3% in superannuation to the their employees, and considering 75% of small businesses are not incorporated and donot pay company tax, the government’s greedy mining grab will do nothing for them.

      So, I think it is fair to say that small business, as is always the case, will be the big winners under a Coalition government.

      Now what may concern them and all businesses is a treasurer who is loose with the truth and uses rubbery and manipulated forecasts to claim credit for surpluses that do not exist and that should be a concern shred by all.

    • Randal says:

      03:42pm | 15/07/10

      First the fictional budget, followed quickly by the fictional budget update… if only the reality was not a fiction I would not be so concerned what these peanuts will do to our economy given another 3 years!

    • Holly says:

      05:26pm | 15/07/10

      OK Randal - so you have fallen for that argument about the super.  I would suggest that a quite large proportion of the small businesses not incorporated are the ones who do not pay any super anyway and offer cash in the hand so to speak.  If you have any working age children believe me you come across them all the time.
      Through enterprise bargaining we were able to trade productivity improvements for decent wage increase and increased super at organisation I worked for.  Do you believe that only the already rich are entitled to a more comfortable retirement?
      How can governments mining tax be described as greedy if mining companies have agreed to pay it.  Sour grapes because Tony and Joe backed themselves into a corner over this issue?

    • iansand says:

      06:13pm | 15/07/10

      The more I hear about this the more it becomes apparent that they are made up figures - a bit of legerdemain with the sole and cynical purpose of getting re-elected.  It is no wonder I refuse to vote for the major parties.  That purpose underpins everything that Ms Gillard has done.

    • DizzyDame says:

      12:02am | 16/07/10

      Has Persephone got the flu today?? Or is she too embarrassed by Swans incredibly inept performance to open her trap today to inform us what a wonderful job labor is doing??

    • Press says:

      06:01am | 16/07/10

      Persephone hasn’t posted for over 3 weeks.

      I hope she’s OK.

      Whenever she could post, her points were always well made, interesting and pretty well on the money -  she did her homework.  The Punch was a better conversation every day that she posted.

    • Peter says:

      11:52am | 16/07/10

      This whole mining tax thing has been bizzare. Kevin Rudd introduces a policy that is clearly in Australia’s best interest, the miners campaign against him, for some strange reason the public was backing fat cat billionaires looking after their own self interest and we deposed a PM, and now we have people who opposed the mining tax in the first place claiming the government conceded too much to the miners and we are not getting enough…

    • craige says:

      01:01am | 18/07/10

      ..... 50+ years later, by design, Australian PM’s are
      going along with the very same crap! So….. this is politics in Australia the atheist Julia Vs Tony the Jesuit wona be…..please count me out

    • David O'Halloran says:

      10:29am | 09/08/10

      Why do the Liberals oppose the mining tax? Do they want the man on the street, the families of Australia to pay more tax and the big overseas owned mining companies less?

      We have an ageing population - our health and age care costs will rise and the government needs to fund it. We need the mining tax.

    • acotrel says:

      07:04am | 25/08/10

      The answer is obvious.  It’s all about grabbing back power.  If the Libs can paint the stimulus as waste, and claim the mining tax is needed to fund it - well the rest is history! The needs of the average Australian don’t come into the equation

 

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