Listening to Wayne Swan’s press conference to update us on the state of the economy yesterday it was as if Little Britain’s Vicky Pollard had been asked to explain our finances.
(Dramatic recreation)
“Journalist: Treasurer how is it that you have lost $7.5 billion on concessions from the mining tax but you say it’s only $1.5.”
“Treasurer: Yea but, no, but yea, but no but. That wasn’t even there before da mining tax cause so we didn’t lose da $7.5 billion. Anyway commodities are worth more now. Anyway shut up!”
Listening to it you were conscious of the fact the words were English, but as it progressed it became apparent those words had no necessary connection to one another. It was a kind of absurdist, avant-garde approach to answering questions which could see our treasurer hailed at the forefront of the “Aussie new wave” of economic analysis.
Apparently there is no sleight of hand in the fact the Government will lose $7.5 billion after concessions on the mining tax, but will make all but $1.5 billion of it back because of increases in commodities prices that must have been unforeseeable a mere two months ago. This surprise surge in prices will also deliver a larger than expected surplus in 2012 – 2013, rising from $1 billion to $3.1 billion.
If this sounds a bit dodgy it’s because it is a bit dodgy.
The Australian’s David Uren broke the story almost two weeks ago that government was fudging the numbers in saying it lost only $1.5 billion in concessions, Swan today admitted it was actually $7.5.
The Herald’s Ross Gittins laid into Swan over this point a couple of days ago, accusing the Government of “shifting the goal posts” and didn’t hold back on his opinion of Swan’s behaviour:
“Coming from a treasurer, this isn’t tricky behaviour, it’s dishonesty. If you can’t trust the Treasurer to be honest about the cost of measures, who can you trust? I can’t think of a previous treasurer who betrayed our trust so badly.”
Yesterday things weren’t much better, with Swan saying that he “accepts the number is a bit hard to follow.” True, especially when Wayne Swan is the one leading us through them.
Swan later told Sky that he wasn’t fudging the numbers on the loss of $7.5 billon because there was an entirely new tax being proposed now, so you couldn’t compare it to losses from the old proposed tax.
It’s like Wayne Swan has decided to test out some new political theory of rhetoric that has been laying in a box at Labor HQ labelled “break in case of back down”, some kind of weird Alice in Wonderland logic that will bamboozle us long enough before an election.
Anyway Wayne has assured the money is coming in faster than we can count it, and we’ll be back in surplus soon so there’s no need to worry.
However Swan himself doesn’t seem as assured about his own future.
When asked whether he would be Treasurer after the election he gave a nervous smile and replied: “That’s a matter for my leader.” Reassuring stuff all round.
For the latest and most compelling take on this issue today, have a look at Uren again in The Australian, and the SMH’s Jessica Irvine takes off where Gittins left us on Swan a couple of days ago, that is, this is a con job.
The greatest show in town is, of course, the renewed flare-up between the Mick and Keith of politics, Bob Hawke and Paul Keating, with The Australian’s release of a private letter from Keating to Hawke of just three days ago blasting the latest account of the Hawke-Keating years by Hawke’s wife, author and journalist Blanche D’Alpuget. You can read the full letter here. It peels the paint off the walls.
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