Kevin Rudd last night gave his his first real interview since being knifed as Prime Minister while still recovering from the knife of the surgeon. Both wounds are evidently still very painful. 

Please ingore the large sickly ex-Prime Ministerial elephant in the room.

A very frail sounding Rudd spoke to a very sympathetic Phillip Adams and confirmed that he would campaign for Julia Gillard and attend the Labor Party launch, but on a couple of conditions:

I will be there but on the condition that I don’t have a major relapse before then and secondly, that I’m not a distraction from what I think is a pretty serious debate about what sort of future we want for our country and I don’t think it’s a debate which we can allow - with only two and half weeks to go before D Day, that we can’t allow to be trivialised.

He’s right about the need not to trivialise the election. But it’s no trivial thing to have the bloke who was the Prime Minister only a few weeks ago, watch on as the woman who deposed him makes her headline campaign speech.

So what’s Kevin to do? Stay at home and he’s a destabilising force, go along and he’s a destabilising force. It’s like attending an ex-girlfriend’s wedding without the opportunity to get drunk.

My advice would be to call a sickie. Rudd was making it very clear to Adams last night that he was in a lot of pain, enough to literally floor him when he had the initial attack:

I was sitting down to write a few thoughts down and suddenly I felt a little uncomfortable in the mid-section and then it spread and then it spread and then I was curled up in a ball on the floor.

He stressed that the surgery he’s undergone is no walk in the park and would have to be seeing a specialist; so just run with that and send along a herogram to the launch.

Some Labor insiders are tipping an emotional reunion, on stage hands in the air together style, but that would just be confusing for everyone involved - the electorate included.

Rudd also denied that he was the source of recent leaks that are savaging Julia Gillard’s chances election, albeit in a classically Kevin kind of way:

I said that in response to a question concerning the Laurie Oakes story and consistent with that plainly the position I’ve adopted is one you honour the cabinet processes. So the source isn’t from me. I see Mr Tanner had things to say today. You know there are lots of people out there who have access to Government information, lots and lots.

He also took a swipe at his confidant turned biographer assassin David Marr, who wrote such a scathing assessment of the ex-Prime Minister’s personality:

Look I think if people are going to engage in pop-psychoanalysis they should at least be qualified for it. So I will leave that little barb to one side.

But one thing was clearly evident from last night’s interview: Rudd is seriously concerned about an Abbott led Coalition taking out this election, and it’s his role now to stop that:

Well, the bottom line is I can’t just stand idly by at the prospect of Mr Abbott sliding into office by default.

He even went as far to warn against people casting protests against his political assassination:

That when people go to cast their ballot that they know, whatever their feelings are about recent developments and recent events related to me that that’s of second and third and fourth level importance, what’s at first level importance, absolute first level importance is the future direction of the country.

But whether it’s robust campaigning or conspicuous absence, Rudd is going to continue to be the huge elephant in the ALP party room for the rest of this campaign.

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    • Will says:

      07:08am | 05/08/10

      Why would the ALP have the worst PM in history who they sacked campaigning for them???????

    • Marg says:

      07:41am | 05/08/10

      Yes Will but he will only be the second worst if her highness makes it to the lodge. Honestly, the way theygo on about the years Howard was PM you would think he the devil incarnate. The Labour supporters all seeem to forget the great big black hole that piece of work Keating left for them to clean up AND the huge surplus the Labour party inherited.

    • Steve says:

      07:48am | 05/08/10

      The worst PM in history was Howard and he is campaigning for the Libs so is Nick Mitchen.

    • pisces says:

      07:52am | 05/08/10

      Cos it’s politics doh

    • Tom says:

      08:01am | 05/08/10

      Agree, although he had the Australian media conned for a long time.

      Kevin clearly has pugnacious skills as sure as a taipan snake has venom. For Labor, the risky task is to stop him biting them.

    • dovif says:

      08:46am | 05/08/10

      Steve

      Howard was never so incompetant, that his own party could not stand him within 2 years and kicked him out

      Howard is our 2nd longest serving PM

      The only PM more incompetant than Rudd would be Gillard, who was front and center on the Insulation and BER waste and the creater of the Citizen assembly

    • Macca says:

      08:57am | 05/08/10

      @Steve, actually, John Howard has been absent from the Liberal campaign. Worst PM in history? wow, still got scars from those 11 years do you? Howards long gone, time to move on.

      @Will, Rudd took the ALP from political obscurity to thrashing Australia’s second longest serving PM at the 2007 election. For whatever reasons that may be (tired Government, Workchoices etc.), that was a magnificent result for the ALP. He is a proven skilled campaigner and if he wants what is best for his party he will need to swallow the anger and support his leader.

      If he manages to do that he’s more Man than I’m currently giving him credit for

    • iansand says:

      09:19am | 05/08/10

      Billy McMahon was pretty ordinary.  And that Snedden bloke.

    • Hamish says:

      09:25am | 05/08/10

      Steve, that’s a ridiculous comment. The issue here for Labor is that if the public start feeling sorry for the Kruddster and now that he’s been dumped, he comes across as a nice kind of guy, it will make the cesspool of ALP internal politics seem even more brutal and undemocratic. Which would have to reflect very badly on Gillard.

    • Macca says:

      10:06am | 05/08/10

      @Steve, I think the only reason Harold Holt isn’t up there is due to that golden rule of never speaking ill of the dead. Vietnam and Reds under Beds and all that

    • Reg says:

      10:14am | 05/08/10

      Then tell us Hamish how John Howard managed to hold Costello from knifing HIM in the back.  No doubt black-mail is a mighty weapon and your John would have stooped to anything to preserve the spotlight for himself. Of COURSE you don’t like the democratic way things are done in the Labor Party because you cannot predict the outcome and Liberals absolute MUST have a predictable outcome. Blackmail and character assassination is the way of the Liberals eh Hamish.

    • Sam says:

      10:27am | 05/08/10

      dovif says:08:46am | 05/08/10
      “Howard was never so incompetant, that his own party could not stand him within 2 years and kicked him out
      Howard is our 2nd longest serving PM”

      I have always believed that Howard must have had a ‘dirt file’ on each of his fellow cabinet members to maintain their ‘loyalty’. Late in 2007 most of them wanted JH to stand aside but none had the balls to make him.
      Eventually that sycophant in fishnet stockings got desperate enough to ask him, because, lets be honest here, ALL parties are poll driven and they knew they were about to lose. The rest is history, JH refused, they lost.
      Since then, poll results have driven them to oust (knife?) firstly Nielson and then Turnbull.
      Now, stepping forward to June 2010, KR and Labor were under a sustained attack from the media, the overseas miners, abbott and his bunch of rogues, and an election loss looked likely. Challenging Kevin, (not knifing, he had the option of a party room vote) was preferable to surrending power to Abbott, who will destroy one of the most important pieces of infastructre Labor is building, the NBN. The NBN is not about downloading porn as the libs would have you believe, it is about assisting commerce medicine and education.

    • Peter says:

      11:10am | 05/08/10

      He might have been a bad PM, but he is the best and smartest asset Labour has (along with Penny Wong). Labour can’t afford to lose his talents and they know it. They have after all retained all his policies…

    • Adam DIver says:

      11:50am | 05/08/10

      I must e living in another dimension when peple are attacking our second-longest serving prime minister for internal politics. Does my memory play tricks on me?

      Did not Labor just assasinate an elected prime minister within the first term? Did labor not sack because of incompetence whilst simultaneously promoting his success as PM.

      I may be bias, but I still see reason, and know when a battle has been lost. Surely as individuals you have more respect for yourself, as to not try and compare howard situation to Rudd. Surely….?

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      11:54am | 05/08/10

      4 way split, Whitlam Hawke, Rudd & Gillard

    • Hamish says:

      12:56pm | 05/08/10

      Reg, could you please explain how a sitting first-term PM being knifed in the back by a hack senator, a boy most likely and a Union king-pin who isn’t even in parliament is an example of democracy? If that’s the ALP’s take on democracy, no wonder they’re so out of touch.

      Howard wasn’t knifed because the majority of the parliamentary party wanted him to stay leader and the Coalition don’t have shadowy snakemen in the background calling in favours, counting numbers and influencing the wishes of elected representatives.

    • Reg says:

      03:52pm | 05/08/10

      Oh Hamish Hamish, first you implore me to accept the situation as you put it, then you ask me to explain it. Sorry old thistle you know it wasn’t like that but you can’t help yourself, it’s the only way to satisfy your Liberal invective. You are not asking me to explain anything, you are trying to justify your deception and that could make me very angry.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      08:15pm | 05/08/10

      Actually, John Howard was the worst PM in history as he had the boom period of a decade to set up the infrastructure and reforms to take Australia into the 21st Century. He wasted it all on middle class welfare and pork barrelling.

    • farmer says:

      11:56am | 11/08/10

      @ all replies: PLEASE spell these names correctly! It only lessens the quality of your comments. It is the LABOR party; Nick MINCHEN; and watch Tony Burke sharpening his ice-pick, Wayne-ho only thinks he is next in line. By the time Tony Burke has finished, Kevin won’t be the only member in that club: Little Miss Fibber & Wayne-ho will be fully paid up members (for the rest of their sorry lives).

    • John says:

      07:34am | 05/08/10

      Gough was their worst PM not Kevin

    • The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      08:30am | 05/08/10

      Gough was everyones’ worst PM

    • Chaos says:

      09:20am | 05/08/10

      A large % of voters weren’t alive when Gough was in so in living memory, Rudd is the worst labour PM.

      Fraser is the worst Liberal PM. Name a signifigant reform that he did in power when he had control of both houses?

    • Daryl says:

      10:11am | 05/08/10

      My Father is 70 and he’s seen a lot of governments in Australia. He always said that Whitlam was the worst PM and his government did more damage than any other in Australia’s history. But just last week he told me that in his opinion, this Labor government is far worse! Rudd was a true dismissal! He was removed at the hands of union stooges. At least Gough was soundly beaten during the election of Dec 1975. Yes, to all those people trying to re-write history, Gough’s Labor party was defeated in a democratic ELECTION!!! Lets hope the same happens to the undemocratically elected Gillard!

    • Reg says:

      10:20am | 05/08/10

      Gough was the Liberals worst enemy because he was audacious enough to pull the country out of the stagnation that Liberals have always loved. Everything was worth it just to have the dreary Liberals stir into life after 25 years of drifting.

    • MickyD says:

      10:25am | 05/08/10

      Rudd was the worst Australian PM ever, you have to really be in denial to not realise that fact!

    • MickyD says:

      10:25am | 05/08/10

      Rudd was the worst Australian PM ever, you have to really be in denial to not realise that fact!

    • Joyce says:

      11:02am | 05/08/10

      MickyD - sorry, but why do you think he was the ‘worst’?  A faulty insulation scheme?  Some overpriced school canteens?  Hmm.  What about the undeniable fact that our economy is out-performing the rest of the world?  That we are likely be back into budget surplus faster than pretty much any other western economy?  How about the fact that our unemployment rate is way below the world trend?  The list goes on.  I would have that these things would be more important to you than a bunch of pink bats and the price of school canteens. But, then, maybe you are not thinking about this rationally and simply hate the man because, well, you want to hate him.

    • Dash says:

      11:21am | 05/08/10

      Reg you are kidding right? Please revisit Rex Connor and the Khemlani affair (was that audacious or unconstitutional?). Also take a look at the hyperinflation and unemployment figures from the Whitlam era and re think your stagnation comment. Whilst you’re at it, you may like to also take a look at the election result from 1975 and then tell me how popular Whitlam was! You believe too much Labor bullsh!t.

    • Adam Diver says:

      11:54am | 05/08/10

      @ Joyce, you just fell for the most simple of traps. Rudd may not be the worse PM in history, (I haven’t been alive long enough to judge properly), but I am afraid you can not defend his record and particluary asdd statements such as “The list goes on” when referring to his achievements.

      Why? Because simply it raises the question, why is he not leading the labor party to re-election? You can not have it both ways I am afraid.

    • Gregg says:

      11:58am | 05/08/10

      Joyce,
      The reason why Australia has a half healthy economy is solely because of a heap of coal and iron ore that is being exported and that is nothing to do with Rudd other than he and Labor want to impose greater taxes on the one industry that has any chance of Australia keeping a healthy economy.
      And that’s not just until 2013 but well beyond for decades.

      Just like a lot of manufacturing industries disappear because of inability to compete with low overseas labour costs and the inability of Australians to accept that all we could do to compete would be to work smarter with greater flexibility [ yes, Work Choices ], the mining industry also has bottom line figures with which to compete internationally.
      The cash flow that the mining industry provides was as much to do with staying out of recession as any mismanaged mickey mouse cash throwaway efforts by Rudd.

      And Joyce, how often have you seen a Labor government overspend just to hand over government with a massive deficit, $96B for when Howard came in and they too just about all of 12 years to get it back into surplus, so only believe Labor promises if you’re foolish enough to do so.
      Rudd was a hopeless bureaucrat in Queensland, went to hide in China for a bit and came back to a safe Queensland Labor seat and has personality disorders and so hardly a charmer on too many fronts at all.
      Did you notice the dead pan image of his son behind him at his farewell speech - body language can say a lot!

    • Dash says:

      12:30pm | 05/08/10

      Joyce, are you saying that is all due to Rudd?? What state would we be in if the previous Labor government’s debt hadn’t been paid off? Where would we be if Rudd and Gillard didn’t have the surplus to splash about? Where would we be if China didn’t have the appetite for our natural resources? My economics degree would suggest that the current state of our economy has little if anything to do with three years of Rudd and a lot more to do with the financial services reforms of Hawke/Keating, the financial services legislation imposed by the Howard government and it’s rules controlled by APRA, the GST introduced by the Howard government, the revenue produced by China’s appetite driving the mining sector and the fact that the previous government paid off the nation’s debt rather than blow it out further on silly schemes. Rudd and Gillard delivered the school scheme rorts, the insulation fiasco, record levels of foreign debt, a $40.4billion dollar budget defecit, waste under the NBN, lies about grocery choice, lies about fuelwatch and lies about 200+ childcare facilities, one new tax on the sector driving our economy, the green loans fiasco, the lie about more affordable housing, the policy about East Timor which wasn’t a policy, the 2020 summit which delivered nothing, the ETS backflip, Peter Garrett, internet censorship, increased legal and illegal immigration, increased government consultancy costs, the lie about cheaper better childcare, factional brawling and an undemocratically elected leader.

    • Reg says:

      01:01pm | 05/08/10

      Dash, The audacity and yes,the DASH of the Whitlam era was too audacious for most Australians who’d been lulled into the pedantic expectations of the Liberals. It was riding on knife edge and the Liberals made the most of their special ability with character-assassination.  You are painting your own poo pictures Adam. Mr Rudd the then Prime Minister agree to a review and chose not to stand for the position. Flail and slash as you wish, you will finish with more that egg on your face Adam. To give you something solid to think about as you wash the crap from your eyebrows, the current debt is 5% of GDP which compares with 120% in 1945. If it were not negative we’d be sitting on a pot of gold letting infrastructure rust away. Remind you of anyone?

    • Reg says:

      01:16pm | 05/08/10

      I’m with you Joyce. Can it POSSIBLY be that small, or is it medium or BIG business, has been so dishonest as to cheat and deceive the consumer? Are they not after-all, noble LIBERAL supporters. Should the government have scorned private contractors and engaged and vetted its own building force rather than free it of direct ties to government as Liberals would have it? The outcome could not have been worse.  MORE REGULATION is what the Liberals are calling for. There is a single word that describes the Liberal fan-boyz, IRRATIONAL.

    • Dash says:

      02:58pm | 05/08/10

      Oh and Reg, good try on the school schemes but it was actually Labor backed builders with their noses in the taxpayer trough. State school headmasters were not allowed to elect construction companies, they had to accept “approved” ones from the government. DODGY RORTS! And we also had a situation in NSW where the Labor government paid a bribe to a school to keep it out of the news! This was a disgraceful waste of taxpayers money. Man you need to get out more! No need to let the truth get in the way of a good story eh Reg!

    • Pip says:

      04:47pm | 05/08/10

      Imagine what life would be like without Medicare or a chance for any and everyone to got to University.

    • Reg says:

      07:09pm | 05/08/10

      But of course it WOULD be “Labor backed builders” Dash, from your point of view all the baddies are Labor backed, let’s not mention the big business collapses that are an embarrassment to the Liberals only because they get exposure.  Next you’ll be trying to convince me that all the insulation installers were also Labor backed baddies. If you want small, medium and big business without regulation Dash, let them wear their failures and don’t try and shit-shove like a school child. How very prophetic that you should participate in the blame game given the Liberal bent for character assassination.

    • TrueOz says:

      11:21pm | 05/08/10

      Whitlam had many faults and the long term consequences of his many ill-considered actions are felt in Australia to this day. At least he had the courage of his convictions, was a very genuine reformer, and for better or worse reshaped Australia.

      Rudd was a spineless and unimaginative Prime Minister. The manner in which his government wasted public monies is inexcusable. If he was a director of a public company he (and all of his fellow air thieves) would be in prison - where they rightly belong.

      Frankly, it’s an insult to even mention that imbecile (Rudd) in the same breath as Whitlam.

    • Dash says:

      11:39am | 06/08/10

      Reg please re read my post explaining the selection criteria for builders under the scheme. Not my point of view just the facts. Go and ask any headmaster if they were allowed to use a builder of their choice or the one with the best price/value for money. Maybe read the parliamentary inquiry results too. Not character assassination just truth! Why not admit to the fact that this was a disgraceful rort of taxpayers money.

    • dwgw says:

      09:35pm | 06/08/10

      Actually Gough just proves that the current mob dont know what they are doing. One of his defining policies was to give a library to every school in Australia. Here’s this mob doing the same job again.

    • Against the Man says:

      07:35am | 05/08/10

      Rudd ol’mate just come out and be a real man and destroy Gillard who shamed you and your family. Be a real man!

    • dwgw says:

      09:47pm | 06/08/10

      @Reg. Dont you think the 120% debt to GDP in 1945 might have had something to do with a world war and not a sign of a bad Govenment. I lived in Wollongong during the Rex Connor fiasco and the Witlam Government. Yes I thought he was a breath of fresh air, but it only took me one election to wise up that the Labor party gets drunk on power and money, and luckily so did the rest of the country in 1975. Lets hope they do it again this time. After all a debt is a debt is a debt. The coalition spent ten of their 12 years paying off the last ALP debt. How long will it take this time?

    • Tarzan says:

      07:58am | 05/08/10

      I agree Will, Rudd in my opinion was the worst PM I can recall in my time. How odd to have this guy lingering around with all the baggage. Julia Gillard hasn’t even been on the phone to him. There has got to be much anger between them.

    • BobM says:

      09:05am | 05/08/10

      Simple - they hate each other.  Everyone in the Labor party hates everyone else - that’s why they are in such a mess and why Australia can’t afford another three years of the back-biting and bitching that is the ‘signature dish’ of the Labor party.

    • Diamantina Dick says:

      08:04am | 05/08/10

      “No government’s perfect, no Prime Minister’s perfect….. the country’s heading in the right direction”

      Sounds like the successful Iemma/Hawker-Britton “More to do but we are heading in the right direction”.

      NSW is now reaping the benefits of accepting the Carr/Iemma/Rees/Kenneally “imperfect” standard of Government as acceptable.

    • Tarzan says:

      08:08am | 05/08/10

      In the years ahead those religious organisations that have profited from public money and acquired vast amounts of property and wealth from avoiding taxes will be subjected to “social justice”. A justice that will see land and wealth given back to the people. It will free up land for children to play and families to live. It will enable tax cuts for the people to have more disposable income to buy fresh clothes. Around this time State Governments will be abolished saving an estimated $40 Billion per year in replicated bureaucracies. The people will enjoy the simplifications of government and the return of public monies.

    • phil says:

      09:23am | 05/08/10

      VOTE 1 The Greens

      This is a joke right. Regardless of whether you beleive in god, many progressive churches provide neccessary community support. Yes some religions do acquire massive property portfolios, but they also put back into the community, whether by counselling for those in need, food hampers, helping out. Think the Salvos, Anglicare to name but a few. A good percentage of nursing homes are run by organisations such as the ones you bag. Many are far from perfect, but the added cost if they simply closed their doors and sold up the property to the community would be unfathomable.

    • FredLime says:

      09:49am | 05/08/10

      Phil, and everything you list is very profitable for them. The only difference is they don’t pay tax.

    • Reg says:

      10:35am | 05/08/10

      Phil it is absolutely essential for church groups to engage in the activities you list, merely to give a thoroughly ineffectual creed some degree of substantiation. Worry not, they charge like scrub bulls for it.  It’s a profit making business to prop up their particular creed and they should make their contribution to consolidated revenue. Have you seen the prices charged at the San?  And one nurse didn’t wash his hands all morning.  wink

    • SCG says:

      05:19pm | 05/08/10

      The simple rebuttal to your comment is that you’ve got nothing to give if you are poor yourself. Dragging everyone else down to your level is easy; rising above your circumstance is hard. The truth is that being poor is a circumstance but poverty on the other hand is a mindset.

    • Rosie says:

      08:12am | 05/08/10

      Well the political corpse of Kevin07 has risen from the dead!

      Does this mean Australians are going to be even more confused because we are now going to have Kevin07 become Kevin 0 Ten. Already we have the fake Julia become the real Julia and now the “Dithery Dillard”

      Mark Latham was right after all in saying that Kevin 0 Ten was a snake, coward etc. He was not only those things but now we see a self serving, attention seeking and very ambitious politcian because if this is his pathetic excuse to join forces with his political assassinator; ” Well, the bottom line is I can’t just stand idly by at the prospect of Mr Abbott sliding into office by default.”

      After the 21st of August Australians will get the Govt they deserve but the Elections will always be remembered for all the confusion in the Labor Party.

    • Nicole says:

      08:12am | 05/08/10

      Ahhh this is good. Kev is the worst thing that could happen to Queen Jooolya. The look on the Queens face tells it all. The Libs are going to romp this in and Jooolya’s going to take a hard fall. I’m loving it.

    • Marg says:

      10:28am | 05/08/10

      Good to see you back on the air Nicole, we’ve missed you xxx

    • Dave says:

      11:03am | 05/08/10

      Dont count on it. There’s a lot of support for Rudd in QLD. Labour in NSW still has some support, and in Vic and SA the support is strong too.

      This campaign is far from over. If Rudd manages to channel peoples thoughts and energies in the right direction, the Libs may start to struggle themselves.

    • Gregg says:

      12:21pm | 05/08/10

      Joolya has certainly lost that glossy happy go lucky look of the WW and will probably go the same way as the other WW one time Labor/Dems turncoat Cheryl.
      Dave, don’t be fooled into that Queensland Labor support belief.
      There may have been many who would have voted Labor even with Kevolemon but even many would be Laborites are saying stuff’em , we showed those NSW blokes up in the State of Origin and now it’s time for the puppet masters.
      Vic and SA are always a bit slow in showing their hand and as much as there would have been some good support because of Gillard [ really a SA girl ] and Tanner, most Vics are astute enough to see what’s going on.
      This has got the makings of the greatest thrashing Labor has ever been dealt and you’ve only got greedy faceless men who can take the credit for it.

    • C1 says:

      08:36am | 05/08/10

      What is Kevin on about when he says he does not want Abbot leading the country by default!
      If the Liberals win - the elected leader of the Opposition (Abbott) becomes Prime Minister after a democratic process called an election. What is the default part in this?
      Has Gillard pulled a hammy and can’t continue the game?
      It is not as if he took control at the last minute because someone died or was pushed out of the way… Hang on!!!

    • Joe Blow says:

      05:56pm | 05/08/10

      I think that Rudd is implying that Abbott going against a RUDDerless Labor would be akin to a forfeit.  But now he’s back .....it’ll be game on good to see teh Rudd ego remains intact after the op.

    • Carl Palmer says:

      09:18am | 05/08/10

      So what’s Kevin to do?

      Well I’d say, let him be himself and consistent with previous behavior. Let him send one of his staffers to campaign on his behalf.  He did that for an unimportant portfolio such as defense why not for the ALP campaign. Difficultly might be though in finding someone who still supports him, if he can’t I’m sure he could find a new sucker to take on the job.

      The best thing Kevin can do is stay at home, out of sight and out of mind. And when he gets “better”, I support his appointment to any other body around the world and beyond except anything in Australia.

    • MarK says:

      09:31am | 05/08/10

      I love this.

      What a complete shambles Labor is in.

      We now have this story

      http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/julia-gillard-to-embrace-kevin-rudds-campaign-offer/story-fn59niix-1225901425852

      Seriously? The deposed leader and the current leader-at-the-whim-of-the-factions have to talk to each other via the media? Heard of the phone you two?

      Their relationship must be as toxic as those other 2 silly old buggers Hawke and Keating.

      Hell has no fury like a woman scorned except for Labor mates engaged in payback.

      Do you really want these “adults” running the place. The can’t talk now when unity is paramount during a campaign. Imagine what would happen if they get back in. It would be dysfunctional to say the least.

      If my kids acted like this they would be sent to their rooms.

    • The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      10:14am | 05/08/10

      Interesting aside from Joolya about Krudd’s interest in Indigenous affairs. Don’t be too surprised to see him banished to the back of Bourke as Minister for Aboriginal Stuff if (God help us) Joolya manages to win this election.

    • MarK says:

      10:34am | 05/08/10

      I wonder what Kevvie would think about that. A bit below his station I would assume. Too Australia based. Hard to strut your stuff in the territory.

    • Reg says:

      10:43am | 05/08/10

      I think you need to read more closely MarK. Your rantings have very little to do with what was written there but it must come as a shock for you to hear that Kevin Rudd still puts the greater good ahead of personal issues. That would NEVER happen in the Liberal Party.

    • MarK says:

      01:02pm | 05/08/10

      Oh dear Reg.

      It warms the cockles of my heart to hear my little posts called “rants”. That suggests I have struck a nerve. The other give away is when the author of the “rant” accusations then just tries to belittle me in some way. Good old ad homien attacks I love them.

      SO Reg Leo was wondering what to do about Kevvie from a Labor perspective and I responded with a little news piece showing the disconnect between Kevvie and Julia being so deep that they communicate through the media. One says something and the other confirms or denies. Real unity there.

      Does that clear it up? Too subtle still? Hmmm…let me see.

      There are these 2 people and they don’t talk to each other. They use the media as a third party to relay messages. This tends to suggest they are not on the same page socially, metaphysically, politically or generally. They do not have a normal relationship but one of hate and loathing.

      A perfect example of the same thing can be seen between Hawke and Keating. They write books disparaging the other and then write personal letters they give to the media to print that retorts in a, well lets say just say it, less than cordial manner. It is no secret Keating will not go to Labor’s launch because Hawke is there.

      See the similarities? Two pwoplw won’t talk because they dislike each other and use the media as their proxy.

      Reg,,,you with me mate?

      Oh ask Steven Smith if Kevvie has put aside his personal issue of being foreign minister. Please.

      Nice try mate but really in the “hate” game the Libs are ametuers compared to Labor.

      PS - Tors wrote a whole piece about this very issue. Smart woman that recognising the same dysfunction in Gillard/Rudd/Labor interaction as I do.

      If they cannot talk during an election campaign Reg what the hell would they do after.

      The thought if the blood on the floor is making me salivate actually. Wanting to buy tickets to that show for sure.

      PPS Oh yeh…that whole Liberal party is worse than Labor unity thingy you mention…..Lindsay Tanner says HAI!!


      lol

    • Amy says:

      09:58am | 05/08/10

      I want to know why the phrase “No means no” was given a flogging two days ago, yet no one has made light of this quote by Rudd: “Well, the bottom line is I can’t just stand idly by at the prospect of Mr Abbott sliding into office by default.”  Think about that for a second.  “By default”.  There are so many ways to analyse those two words, it makes for a tasty morning avoiding work.  Whatever could he mean?  If Abbott wins the election it’s because he wasn’t facing the mighty Kevin Rudd?  Is it because he knows he’s a distraction to Julia’s campaign but chose to go on radio and comment anyway?  Is it because he knows there are more damaging leaks to come?  Or does it mean Rudd thinks Abbott is going to win, not because he’s a better candidate but because Julia is a bad choice? 

      Regardless of the meaning, that was a really poor choice of words from a man who, for the first time in a very long time, actually sounded sincere and unscripted and, as Tory described on her Twitter, ‘like a real person’.  Interesting times ahead!

    • Gregg says:

      02:06pm | 05/08/10

      You’re on the money Amy with
      ” Or does it mean Rudd thinks Abbott is going to win, not because he’s a better candidate but because Julia is a bad choice?  “
      and not so much that his thought is correct for there is no doubt that Tony is a better candidate in many respects.

      Kevin may sound like a different person, more real some may say but then is his realness just another side to KMR.
      I personally would see him as very measured and calculating with his choice of words very deliberate and not seen as bad by him for he is a very embittered person whose esteem has no doubt taken a battering.

      As much as he may say it’s all hunky dory and I’m campaigning for Labor, he’ll have his own agenda and those words just send a message of I’m a gunning for yer girl.

      The Campaign Launch could even be worth attending.

    • BobM says:

      04:05pm | 05/08/10

      Don’t forget Kevin told the miners that he had a long memory - and this was when he was stabbing them in the back and not the other way around.  Julia may come to regret having him ‘helping’ her in her campaign.

    • Dash says:

      10:02am | 05/08/10

      If the leak isn’t Rudd or Tanner, it must be someone who is still in cabinet. That’s far worse for Labor. How dysfunctional are they? Also, they are running around complaining about the parental scheme but forget that their 3% superannuation cost to business will impact inflation as will their mining tax as will their ETS which has already put upwards pressure on power prices. It’s complete hypocricy from Labor. And to think they also want to debate the economy when they have racked up the biggest foreign debt in the nations history, burnt the surplus saved by the previous government and turned it into a 40.4billion defecit! What a pack of Morons! As for seeing the real Jooliya Gillard, is the Socialist Forum in the room? Don’t let JOOLIYA FOOLIYA!

    • The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      10:44am | 05/08/10

      It could be anyone who was part of Krudd’s inner circle. I would be looking at the young hotshots who were catapulted into glory at massive salaries and are now wandering the streets, curriculum vitae in hand and a chip on each shoulder. Perhaps have a yarn with Krudd’s former chief press officer.

    • Gregg says:

      02:41pm | 05/08/10

      It doesn’t take to much figuring out who the leakers would be.
      They’re probably in competition with one another!
      Who’s the quietest one in the camp at the moment, one laying low for a bit and who’ll have something to gain with Gillard pronounced a Dillard!
      The faceless men will not lose further face by inviting Kev back.
      Lindsay’s retiring
      Yep Deputy Duck time!
      If it quacks like a duck it could be a goose, a Swan or du Swoose

    • dwgw says:

      09:57pm | 06/08/10

      I think the leak was Swan. He’s got the most to gain. If Joolia fails and Krudds on the nose as well, he’s next in line. And very ambitious as well.

    • Gruen says:

      10:14am | 05/08/10

      When Turnbull decided to return to the fold, was it not a positive for the Coalition?  A lot of people couldn’t stand Turnbull, but when he got back on board we were glad for it.  I would argue that it’s always a positive for a party when a deposed leader supports the new leadership.  Do you all remember when Hillary Clinton lost to Obama but then chose to support his campaign?  It clinched his win, in my view.  The fact is, we tend to support the person, not the party, and even if you all think Rudd was the worst PM in history you cannot deny that he has supporters and they will be more likely to support Gillard now that he has given her his backing.

    • iansand says:

      11:22am | 05/08/10

      You have to understand that, for most of the people here, anything the ALP does is bad for the country.  It is not a place where you will get rational analysis.

      The sustained nuttiness the Liberal fanfolk here display is a good reason not to vote Liberal.  If these are the articulate ones, what do the ones locked up in the shed at the bottom of the garden think?

    • AdamC says:

      12:00pm | 05/08/10

      Gruen, I think the issue is that nobody believes Kruddy and Dillard are being renotely sincere in their professed admiration for each other.

      Ian Sand, shouldn’t you be under your bridge demanding payment from passing travellers? Indeed, surely, it is only under a bridge that even a rusted-on ALP supporter could continue to argue that this diabolically awful administration has done anything good for the country?

    • Gruen says:

      12:20pm | 05/08/10

      Iansand, I agree.  Unfortunately blind, nutty support for a political party is not merely the domain of the Liberals.  Look at the Greens, for example, who still today with a straight face believe that their failure to support the ETS was somehow good for the environment.  Or look at the Labor supporters who continue to bang on about Workchoices even though it is clearly dead and buried.  Or anyone who can’t get it through their thick skulls that we are an incredibly lucky, prosperous country with a 5-star quality of life and we should stop being such tight-arses that we can’t let in a few thousand boat people now and again.

    • MarK says:

      01:16pm | 05/08/10

      ”  The sustained nuttiness the Liberal fanfolk here display is a good reason not to vote Liberal.  If these are the articulate ones, what do the ones locked up in the shed at the bottom of the garden think?”

      Nothing like a personal opinion and vague generalisation to support your point. Hooray for intelligent discussion.

      Just remember kids if you don’t agree with something “thay” who support are loonies ......or worse.

    • Jezza says:

      04:51pm | 05/08/10

      Gruen, if the ETS ever gets passed what will the Greens Party be needed for?? Nothing! They become obsolete. And we all know that pollies are in it for the power & the photo ops!

    • iansand says:

      05:32pm | 05/08/10

      Which is what we were trying to prove.

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      10:28am | 05/08/10

      Kevin Rudd: “We don’t want Tony Abbott slipping into Government”
      I think I would rather like Julia Gillard, private citizen/ I think she would be a lot of fun at a dinner party!
      Like all pollies, she has developed Multiple Personalities. We have the Old Julia, she with the dagger in her hand, The New Julia & the Women’s Weekly Sexy, Air-brushed, Vampy Julia!! The biggest mistake she ever made was to become an MP.
      She & Kevvy & Winy et al. have all said they “Don’t want Tony Abbott (& his Coalition) slipping into Government”
      They are, of course, 100% Wrong.
      They are also insulting Australa’s Voters.
      If the Tony Abbott Coalition does win Government then it will not be a matter of them “slipping in”. It will be as a direct result of the wishes of the majority of the People of Australia. We are a trillion times more important than any political party. That is one reason why attending a Polling Booth is compulsory. How, & if, we actually vote is Our business.
      Whether the Coalition gets in with a 1 or 20 seat majority is unimportant. They will have got there at OUR behest.
      The same applies to the ALP. We, the People of Australia, will decide & if they win it will not be a matter of them “slipping in” it will be because WE put them there.

    • Taiabada says:

      10:30am | 05/08/10

      A different take!  “A very frail sounding Kevin Rudd….”,  “..if I don’t suffer a relapse…’!  Is this just a play for sympathy or preparation for a cop out?  I’m only a young fella of 75 who had my gall bladder removed a couple of years ago.  I was in hospital 1/2 the time Krudd was, and I did get post-op infection and returned to hospital for 24 hours a week later.  At no stage was I, or did I sound, frail and the only real pain was when the infection occurred.  It’s a Gall Bladder removal, for God’s sake.  2 tiny holes about 1.2cm long and one unseeable in the navel.  Pshaw!  Sympathy or Copout?

    • The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      11:45am | 05/08/10

      I’m glad Krudd’s back. I’ve always wondered what came out of that 2020 gabfest and where a detailed report can be found for perusal as well as an implementation timetable and project plan. Now he has some more time on his hands, perhaps he can enlighten us.

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      12:06pm | 05/08/10

      Yeah, but you forgot to allow for the fact that Little Kevvy is a sooky la la

    • T.Chong says:

      12:48pm | 05/08/10

      “a sooky la la “glad yur posting Bobby, hard hitting intelligent comments like that can only rise the overall standard of pro LNP comments posted here.

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      03:20pm | 05/08/10

      Who would have thought the Home State for most of Australia’s political Rednecks ( remember Joh & his reactionary, ultra-right govt?) could produce the likes of Kevvy?
      So he’s had an operation. We wish him a quick recovery. But so have 10s of 1000s of other people had them. many farmers simply don’t get the chance to fully recover do they? We don’t hear them whingeing.
      If Kevvy is not well enough to be out & about just yet then he should bloody well stay at home until he is. It is not as if he is in danger of losing his seat is it? His supporters will understand & vote for him whether he’s on the hustings over the next two weeks or not.
      Talking of losing seats, wouldn’t it be a lark if Kevvy got returned with an increased majority & St Jooolya of the ALP lost hers! Now that would be poetic justice!
      If the ALP do win what would they do then? Put Kevvy back in as PM?
      I love politics & particularly at election times because they all fall over themselves making mistakes, lying, cheating, dragging up events, words which took place years ago & which are totally irrelevant today. A bit like our politicians really.

    • Reg says:

      09:03pm | 05/08/10

      Robert I must correct you. Queensland is traditionally a Labor state from ages before Joh gained his popularity by opening the pubs on Sunday.  Farmers whinging???? smile  No…never. By the way Kev is a Brisbane lad, and Queenslanders come from anywhere else except Brisbane. But the real zinger would be if Tony lost his seat.

    • Amber says:

      12:29pm | 05/08/10

      Well first Julia re-invents herself and now we have a new concilliatory Kev.  Or did he have a lobotomy and not gall-bladder removal?

    • Reg says:

      05:19pm | 05/08/10

      Don’t let stupidity get in the way of your comments Amber. Can’t you read either?

    • Robert S mcCormick says:

      11:57am | 06/08/10

      Yes, Reg that would be a real zinger but it would be even a bigger one if Jooolya, Kevvy, Winy, Tony & his side-kick Julie all lost their seats!
      If politics are chaotic now just think what that would do to them!

    • Gregg says:

      12:34pm | 05/08/10

      Leo,
      I reckon you ought to do another article you could call Campaign Opera!
      Kevin has pride if not too much to be proud about but he is a Queenslander and you would have heard the chant at State of Origins!

      Where’s the Campaign Launch? Queensland
      Is Kevin going to take a sickie? , You betcha not

      It might not be so much operatic highs of
      I….....I…........I…..I…...I even if on some it was too steps back and one sideways but he’ll be reminded of some NSW origin types who threatened the Queenslanders that we’ll bash the first to chant!
      The rest is history Wally the King is the King

      We’ve seen Kev has a liking for the dramatic and a torrid phrase here and there and the Campaign stage will be his platform for launching himself.
      What can they do for he’s in Queensland
      We could even have the chant going!
      Queenslander, Queenslander, Queenslander, Queenslander
      Maybe even a few burn the Rat F…..... Queen

      What wonderful and wickedly beautiful timing for a Campaign launch!
      Just a week out and in state of the dethroned.
      I might even attend for the fun.

    • Reg says:

      01:31pm | 05/08/10

      So in amongst all that I see a “we’ll” bash them, which I guess means you’re from NSW and given to easy violence Gregg . So tells us about this liking for the torrid phrase again, just sit quietly for a few minutes before you begin.

    • Holly says:

      12:38pm | 05/08/10

      Amy wants to know why the “no means no” comment was given a flogging.  Well as a swinging voter, when I first heard this on radio was prepared to give Tony Abbott the benefit of the doubt but now I have seen video footage I no longer am.  The body language gives him away. Just prior to making this comment he gets that little smirk on his face and you can tell he knows exactly what he is saying.

      Those of you who are questioning the charitable status of church groups might like to choke on your Weetbix next time you eat breakfast.  Sanitarium is a church run charity (Seventh Day Adventists).

    • Greg says:

      01:42pm | 05/08/10

      Holly, we have all seen your posts on this site. There is no way you are a swinging voter! And as for trying to link a comment highlighting the fake Gillard saying one thing and meaning another, to rape…. that’s sounding like desperation! If Abbott had brought up the other woman in Craig Emerson’s marriage, perhaps that would have been crossing the line? But if this is the most you can come up with, you’re scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

    • Nigel Catchlove says:

      01:43pm | 05/08/10

      Holly, you’ve never been ‘prepared to give Tony Abbott the benefit of the doubt’.  I realise that you ALP supporters have the memories of a goldfish, come to think of it they are always moving forward - but don’t pretend to give serious thought to the issues and to Ton’s comments.  Regular readers here know different.

    • Joe Blow says:

      05:59pm | 05/08/10

      When Holly says swinging voter she means she has swung between Hawke, Keating, Latham, Rudd and now Gillard ....

    • Stiffy says:

      12:48pm | 05/08/10

      I was listening to the Philip Adams interview and i thought i heard rudd have a bit of a sniffle and i thought my god he has some self -pity then i realised no ... he has caught a cold and will unfortunately be too sick in bed and unable to join Julia for the big campaign launch. Maybe a live feed from his sick bed?

    • 6c legs says:

      01:00pm | 05/08/10

      What a scoop for Adams!

      and from what I’m hearing on the street all the joe blows are glad to hear from him. they’re just not interested in the extranious , or personal sledging that Punch (umm - the conservative) commentators here are obsessed with.

      Yep, JWH is right up there on the worst list. (2 wars/AWB scandal/children overboard/Haneef/deporting oz citizens… )

    • Wombat says:

      05:40pm | 05/08/10

      But they didn’t look like Oz citizens. They looked like those foreigners.

      Kevin Andrews promised to provide the Australian public with proof that Dr Haneef was a terrorist. I for one believed him. I expect to see the proof any day now.

      The only reason those queue-jumping foreigners didn’t throw their kids overboard was that they were planning to sell them when they arrived in Australia.

      AWB was just showing fantastic entrepreneurial skills.

      2 stupid, endless, unwinnable wars that caused the radicalisation of tens of thousands of Muslims around the world… give me a minute. I’m sure I’ll come up with something.

    • Joe Blow says:

      06:03pm | 05/08/10

      You heard wrong.

    • Wombat says:

      06:28pm | 05/08/10

      Oil. Still working on the other one.

    • paul says:

      01:29pm | 05/08/10

      i am 61 and in my memory there has never been a labor PM let alone labor govt that has done anything but stuff up Australia

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      02:51pm | 05/08/10

      Actually Paul - I half agree. Their failures have outweighed their modest successes by an order of magnitude. Gough, for example, made education free and I agree that all citizens should get free education. However, at the same time, he both opened the immigration gates and made health free without giving any consideration to the idea that not all people are honest and some will rob the Australian taxpayer without a second thought.

      Hawke and Keating deregulated the banks, but refused a license to the one company that could have taken on the Big Four Banking Cartel, because the CEO was too closely aligned to the Liberals. They were also happy to let people lose their homes as mortgage interest rates hit 18.5%. 

      Krudd, bless his self-absorbed soul, said sorry to the indigenous folk, following which he blew billions and billions of dollars on ill-conceived stimulus plans, including sending MY tax dollars overseas to a bunch of foreign residents.

      Those are the things for which history will remember them.

    • Wombat says:

      02:37pm | 05/08/10

      Malcolm Farr in today’s Telegraph: “Kevin Rudd admitted to having ‘a great bucket-load of anger’ after his ousting by Julia Gillard.”

      Did he? I couldn’t remember him admitting that so I checked.

      Philip Adams: “... you’re not feeling bitter and angry?”

      Kevin Rudd: “You know something. Something my mum taught me years and years and years ago, life’s just too short to carry around a great bucket-load of anger and resentment and bitterness and hatreds and all that sort of stuff. And she’s absolutely right…”

      Give Leo a promotion. His report on the interview is far superior to the alternative reports provided by News Ltd today.

    • Reg says:

      04:14pm | 05/08/10

      Yep I heard it first hand and it certainly gave Leo an easy night. All he had to do was cut out the soft bits. While we’re in the mood for giving Leo a promotion for speaking the edited truth, let’s give a raspberry to all those contributors here who wile away their work hours instead of earning their pay. Most Liberals too it seems. Not me, I’m retired and old, so Liberals make good target practice.

    • Wombat says:

      06:24pm | 05/08/10

      Reg

      Yeah, they entertain me too. I especially like the ones who spend half the day on here crapping on about how the Liberal Party represents hard-working heroes like themselves. And there’s a couple of regulars here who constantly slag off welfare bludgers, despite having admitted to being long term welfare recipients themselves.

      Leo deserves his promotion. We can only judge his work against the alternatives that are available. By that measure Leo is doing pretty well. I disagreed with most of the conclusions that he has drawn in this article, but it was reasonably well-written, mildly amusing and devoid of factual errors. Leo has written a number of articles of similar quality recently (another one just popped up on the immigration debate). With the possible exception of Penbo, Leo has been consistently outperforming those above him on the totem pole.

    • Malvolio says:

      02:56pm | 05/08/10

      Excellent and perceptive posts by Amy (9.58 am) and Gregg. Hope that Rudd has as much attention paid to his choice of words as Abbott had.

    • Chris says:

      08:39pm | 05/08/10

      Another Labor BACKFLIP!

    • Ture Sjolander says:

      10:51am | 06/08/10

      Rudd was never “ousted”, “knifed”, “dumped”...why are people so addicted to the stupid news media version.
      “Please Julia, you have to play the media game and pretend that you are taking over the government for some time as I’m sick and tired and need a surgery sooner or later”
      So, Kevin “ousted” him self to get a break. There was no other options!
      I did know about it 24 June. Why could not you understand it at that time, and not even today.
      You wanna stick to that news media version, for what reason?

 

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