Tony Abbott will be giving surf lessons to a refugee after activist organisation GetUp! paid over $16,000 to secure the event in the Mid-Winter Ball charity auction.

Another arrival, another failed Rudd charity auction policy… Tony Abbott will give surf lessons to refugees.

Abbott, not the most avid Twitter user in the Parliament, posted his third update of the month after the auction closed, saying: “I’m looking forward to Getting Up on the surfboard with my successful auction bidders.” He will go surfing and have breakfast with Riz Wakil, an Afghan man who as an asylum seeker spent time in detention centres and was recently granted refugee status.

Wakil arrived in 1999 and is now an Australian citizen running a printing business in Sydney. He said: “[Abbott] can teach me a thing or two about surfing and I’ll teach him what refugees go through to build a new life in Australia.”

The Age reports other dates with politicians auctioned yesterday were barefoot bowling with Kevin Rudd and Wayne Swan which raised $12,600, and a dinner or lunch with Julia Gillard which went for just over $10,000.

These at least are promises politicians can keep. This morning The Australian reports the PM has dumped one of the key features of his proposed health reform, the National Funding Authority.

It wasn’t necessary, the PM’s department told a Senate inquiry, and its role in overseeing the cash in the “funded nationally, run locally” system would be performed by Treasury. But the opposition says it will reduce transparency in the health system because “they have have less ways of keeping track of the states”, according to Senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells.

Hang on. Isn’t that side supposed to be in favour of smaller government less bureacracy, not the other way around?

Anyway this is more of a policy adjustment than a u-turn, but it’s a good reminder of how policies change once they move towards implementation stage. Announcements are made to fanfare but when the actual scheme gets up and running it can be unrecognisable.

And we are going to see a swathe of announcements during the campaign proper. Rudd has learned, to his party’s cost, that keeping all your promises in office isn’t always as easy and adjustments need to be made for practical reasons.

On the other big policy debate of the moment Jennifer Hewett also writes in the The Oz today that the big miners say negotiations on the RSPT are still going precisely nowhere, although there are some more soothing noises coming from resources minister Martin Ferguson.

Given this imbroglio, as Michelle Grattan notes in The Age, the PM is desperate to change the conversation.

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    • Gary says:

      07:56am | 17/06/10

      Barefoot bowling with Kevin and Swannie? What a barrel of laughs that would be.

    • Nicole says:

      11:09am | 17/06/10

      @Gary, oh yeah so much fun. I’d rather extract my wisdom teeth, (DIY style) with a pair of rusty pliers. A Truly enjoyable experience.

    • EJ says:

      01:36pm | 17/06/10

      Oh God…I hope they don’t have horrible yellow toenails!!

    • Carnegie says:

      10:07am | 17/06/10

      Well done Get Up, you have delivered Tony a great opportunity! I hope they (Tony & Riz) have a enjoyable morning together!

    • Old Clive says:

      10:10am | 17/06/10

      Trying to fathom out their brain function would be a greater challenge, to us and to them also.  The labor voters wouldn’t know what a challenge is.

    • stephen says:

      11:26am | 17/06/10

      Just ask Marius Kloppers what a challenge is Clive.
      Everytime i see his picture in The Oz, his ears are redder.

    • Old Clive says:

      12:23pm | 17/06/10

      I wish I had red ears,like him, I’ll wager that his IQ and bank balance are bigger than yours and mine.

    • TheRealDave says:

      11:04am | 17/06/10

      Great to see that GetUp has $18k to blow like this.

    • Rocket Surgeon says:

      01:58pm | 17/06/10

      GetUp has $18k to do whatever it wants. it is funded by private donations.

    • Andrew says:

      11:20am | 17/06/10

      Go listen to the radio interview with this Riz bloke (MTR 1377 Steven Price podcast) and you’ll probably agree Abbott will be able to make Get Up and this Riz bloke look very ordinary.

      The guy said it was to dangerous for him in any other country in the world and he couldn’t stay in Indonesia because even though it was Muslim he didn’t get their culture. He spent one month their before coming to Australia illegally but refused to admit he was a queue jumper. No cred.

    • John W says:

      08:02am | 18/06/10

      He probably gave those as his reasons for not staying in Indonesia because he didn’t realise there were still people in Australia so ignorant of this issue that he needed to explain the fundamental reason he couldn’t stay in Indonesia - it’s not a signatory of the UN Convention Relating to the Status of Refugees, so Indonesia has no obligation to process his claim to refugee status and instead can just send him straight back to Afghanistan. So his choice would be to live in Indonesia for the rest of his life as an illegal or try to be accepted as a refugee in Australia. Believe it or not, there isn’t just “Western culture” and “foreign culture” and South East Asian culture is somewhat different to Middle Eastern culture even though some of them share variants of the same religion. At least in Australia there are other people from Afghanistan living in the community with whom he can connect and not be completely isolated from his roots.

      I don’t understand why people have a problem with refugees like this guy. He runs a business and he pays tax - he’s contributing to the country and not being a drain on it.

    • Joe Commuter says:

      11:38am | 17/06/10

      Get Up has delivered Tony Abbott a motza of free publicity. Well done Get Up! You people are really trying hard to get Tony Abbott into the Lodge.

    • David C says:

      01:51pm | 17/06/10

      and paid more for this item with the opposition leader than either the PM, deputy or Treasurer received. Love it!

    • D'oh says:

      11:49am | 17/06/10

      Soothing noises from Fergo?

      Whatever does it for you…..

    • Realist says:

      12:07pm | 17/06/10

      Would GetUp welcome doing the reverse?? How about Kevin and Rudd play barefoot bowls…in one of the foil insulated roofs!!  That would be stimulating the economy!

    • Ben81 says:

      01:38pm | 17/06/10

      Perhaps this organisation can put some of their resources towards getting their so called “promise watch” page to scrutinise Rudd’s delivery on election promises online, “coming back ASAP” apparently, it’s been almost 2 months now.  Gee I wonder why this is being neglected?

      http://www.getup.org.au/promisewatch/

    • Super D says:

      04:15pm | 17/06/10

      I think that keeping track of this governments broken promises is more work than any of them would have dreamed.  I imagine the plan was to hold the Labor Government to account, but not so much that they lose government.

    • Anjuli says:

      04:09pm | 17/06/10

      It is nice to see that an Afghan male can surf with Tony Abbott while Australians are being killed and injured in that country.

    • Darren says:

      04:29pm | 17/06/10

      poor bloke - all he will learn from Tony the bomber is how to get in real surfers way and not much else!

    • Marilyn Shepherd says:

      07:23pm | 17/06/10

      There is no need to negotiate with the moguls though.  They said what they wanted way back in February and they haven’t changed.

      This delusion the media have concocted that anyone gets to negotiate the rates of tax they pay is madness though.  We didn’t get to decide the GST or PAYE or any other tax so why should the foreign owned multinationals?

      Do give over with the childish fantasies.

      The minerals council is nothing but a mining bosses union, sort of like the AMA and other rich mobs protecting their wealth.

      They not only wanted the serfchoices to stay they wanted it worse and predicted the sky would fall in without it.

      They then laid of 15% of their staff during the downturn while everyone else was trying to keep their staff.

      With BP and other catastrophes it is time we stopped letting these environmental rapists run rampant all over the world.

      RIO now want to destroy an Indian owned national park in the US to mine nickel.

      http://www.theage.com.au/business/big-miners-dig-in-against-resource-tax-20100217-oc9u.html

      As you can well see they started whining 3 months before the budget.

      As for Getup, good on them.

      Abbott is behaving like a nasty, racist thug.

    • Billy B says:

      11:08am | 18/06/10

      Marilyn, you’d say anyone from the Liberal party was behaving like a thug.  You haven’t changed your spots.

    • Christian Real says:

      08:27am | 19/06/10

      Marilyn
      And the Mining companies are behaving like the mafia, where they seem to think and believe that they can dictate to an elected government and use bully tactics and photo-opportunity shoots for their anti mining tax rallies.
      THe minerals and ores belong to Australia, the mining companies have a lease to mine the minerals, not a lease that allows them to dictate their terms and conditions to the elected government of the day.
      For too long these mining companies have been allowed to run unchecked under past Liberal/National party governments,and now seem to think and believe that they are a law unto themselves.

    • Ben81 says:

      10:35pm | 17/06/10

      Isn’t there another article today to discuss the big tax grab?

      Anyway regarding your comments about Abbott being a so called “racist thug”, how about directing your outrage at Rudd, you know, the guy who’s in charge and has actually brought race into it with the Sri Lankans and Afghans.  I can only imagine how worked up you’d be if a Liberal leader pulled that stunt.

    • Christian Real says:

      07:05am | 20/06/10

      Ben 81,
      Perhaps Marilyn is right in saying that Abbott a “racist Thug”, and if it is the truth, that is what has upset you.
      Abbott didn’t advocate for the refugees that the the Prime Minister falsely claimed ‘were throwing their children overboard’, nor did Abbott advocate for our people when the former Prime Minister used troops and Federal police to invade and take over Aboriginal tribal lands and communities in the Northern Territory .
      Abbott has said that if he gets elected into the top job that he will turn the refugees boats around, did he not?
      By such an act Abbott could be seen as a “Racist Thug’, and like his mentor, the former Liberal Prime Minister would be in breach of the 1951 Refugees Convention Act.

 

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