Update 4.50pm: The Prime Minister appears to have got herself into serious hot water over her plan for a regional processing centre, just telling Brisbane radio 4BC that she never said where it was going to be. You can listen to the interview here. The Australian is also reporting East Timor’s Prime Minister Xanana Gusmao has requested Gillard hold off calling him until her plan is more mature.

Julia Gillard took to the high seas yesterday in a bid to sell her new Dili Solution on boat people, but it was her voyage on HMAS Lateline last night that may have left her feeling a little green about the gills.
A slightly disheveled-looking PM was grilled by Tony Jones over the details of her plan for a “regional processing centre” for boat people and put in a less than glossy performance.
Under pressure from Jones over her failure to deal with East Timor’s Prime Minister Xanana Gusmao before announcing her bold plan, Gillard uncharacteristically fell back on bureucratic speak, putting words like “tasked” and “auspiced” on high rotation. (“Auspiced” - good grief).
Jones also got to ask what many people had been dying to since the PM’s speech without questions to the Lowy Institute on Tuesday morning - what’s plan B if East Timor says “no”?
No answer to that question was forthcoming. If you missed it you can watch the interview here.
Gillard is busily trying to tie up the many lose ends of her proposal after those in the know said she made a serious blunder by only discussing the idea with East Timor’s President Jose Ramos Horta, and not its Prime Minister Gusmao.
Critics pointed out Ramos Horta is the equivalent of Australia’s Governor-General Quentin Bryce, and in no position to make any decisions on the matter.
East Timor expert Professor Damian Kingsbury, of Deakin University told the Daily Telegraph’s Paul Toohey: “Gillard might have a clever plan up her sleeve (in approaching Horta) but I doubt it. It appears she has been badly advised. Gusmao is going to be a bit pissed off that he hasn’t been consulted on this. If he engages with this at all, he will be looking to extract a high price.”
This morning’s Sydney Morning Herald quotes East Timor’s Deputy Prime Minister Jose Luis Guterres as saying it’s “very unlikely” his government would agree to the plan.
The Age says the Indonesians are also peeved because Gillard did not honour Kevin Rudd’s agreement with Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono to give him a heads up before making any major policy changes on the issue.
“East Timor plan falters”, reads a strap on the front page of The Australian, with its lead story also kicking off with Guterres’ concerns. Yup, there’s a pattern here.
It seems the only people Gillard hasn’t upset with her handling of the proposal is the Kiwis. So far anyway.
None of this stopped Gillard’s attempts to make political mileage with the policy yesterday. She even took Western Sydney MP David Bradbury, the Member for Lindsay, to Darwin with her to play about on some cool new boats, in case the people of his land-locked and highly marginal electorate missed the message.
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