The headlines: Courtney had to leave Masterchef. The most discussed topic of the evening on Twitter was Masterchef. In federal election news, if you had to call a winner today, you’d have to say it was, er, Masterchef.

Not even the looming opportunity to exercise what the PM grandly terms “Australians’ birthright” to decide their government can interfere with the national obsession with this show. The main parties have agreed to pull the televised debate between Tony Abbott and Julia Gillard back an hour so it doesn’t have to go up against the Masterchef finale, expected by some to be watched by 4 million people on Sunday.

Smart move. By comparison the debate ratings would have been embarrassing and probably drawn commentary about the malaise in Australian democracy when a cooking show can trump a debate between the alternative blah blah blah. If you are a fan, or know someone who is, you will know Masterchef is not just another TV show. Watching it is almost a religion. But Masterchef ratings clash or not, have Australians tuned into this campaign yet in the first place?

South Australian Liberal MP Christopher Pyne was making eminent sense when he said: “I do think people should take a bit of a cold shower and start realising that we have a long way to go, otherwise they might find themselves so exhausted they won’t get to the end of the campaign.”

You might add: Ditto for the voting public.

Looking at the traffic volumes to campaign content on news websites everywhere, it appears the campaign has yet to ignite the public imagination.

But as Pyne pointed out, this is a slow burn. Many more millions of Australians will be casting their vote on August 21 than watch Masterchef on Sunday.

Abbott’s industrial relations pirouetting still has him in knots, with the Herald Sun reporting late in the day that his statements contradict policy outlined on his own party’s website.

But as leading Victorian Liberal Michael Kroger telegraphed on Lateline, the Coalition will be looking to turn the focus onto the government’s record now that the “Workchoices bogey” is out of the way.

Quote of the day goes to Sex Party leader Fiona Patten, who said:

“We’ve always been forward and we actually enjoy real action,” Patten said, mocking Gillard and Abbott’s “Moving Australia Forward” and “Stand Up For Real Action” slogans.

More here, under the type of headline the Sex Party will keep on giving to subeditors at international wire services everywhere for the next month.

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    • What are they on says:

      11:57pm | 20/07/10

      What do you expect.  Julia has started Moving Backwards already to make sure that some one tunes into the debate, great start to her Moving Forwards campain. And what is with these Labor MPs ... One dresses up in Red Budgie Smugglers to make a point infromnt of Tony Abbott in a shopping centre and his just in from Adrian Schonfelder a federal Labor candidate

      Opposition Leader Tony Abbott’s religious views on sex and abortion have influenced people to commit suicide, a federal Labor candidate has told a Victorian regional newspaper.

      Adrian Schonfelder, a hopeful in the safe Liberal-held Victorian seat of Flinders, has accused Mr Abbott of promoting “wedge issues” that have had “an influence on suicide”.

    • JulesG says:

      10:44am | 21/07/10

      This says al lot about the dumbing down of our society. That people prefer to watch some inconsequential, popularist bollocks instead of their potential leaders debating the future of their country, is frankly, a bit of a worry.

    • BobM says:

      12:25pm | 21/07/10

      Can’t cook Jules?

    • Isaac says:

      12:29pm | 21/07/10

      Oh come on, that people prefer to watch some inconsequential, popularist bollocks instead of the Masterchef Finale is more of indication that Australians who still follow politics are all bloody idiots.  The election won’t change a thing anyway, no matter who wins, so why engage in the 30 odd days of bullsh*t that dribbles out of every pollies mouth during an election campaign?

    • JulesG says:

      11:53am | 22/07/10

      Thank our lucky stars that not everyone is as negative and apathetic as you Isaac, or we would be in a real mess. People that follow politics and share in their countries direction are far from stupid but rather have a passion in the country that nurtures them and take very seriously campaigns such as this election. Being a politician is a thankless job at best, made worse by people such as you Isaac. People that not only couldn’t care less but denigrate those that do care.

      Every country needs some form of administration and we are very lucky in Australia that we have people with vision and passion such as Julia Gillard and others to step forward. I wonder what the average Zimbabwean would think to your comments Isaac, having a leader like Robert Mugabe. Would they think that all politicians are the same? If you haven’t anything constructive to say Isaac, then shut up and that goes for all you detractors out there.

    • Richard says:

      12:37pm | 21/07/10

      Awesome Song.

 

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