Brisbane. It’s reasonably close to the Gold Coast

@domslashryan: Brisbane: Where the river comes to you

…though some of them are vicious:

@dangerboy Brisbane: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. #rejectedbnetourismslogans

There is also a substantial minority of proud Brisbanites on the hashtag defending their town:

@LaurenLee_: I don’t like this #rejectedbnetourismslogans - I love living in Brisbane. We shouldn’t be promoting it badly for the world to see.

The much maligned reputation of Bris Vegas, City of Lights.

Brisbane, or Bris Vegas as it is sometimes called, has long had a maligned reputation around Australia. It is a big city, with about 1.5 million residents, yet people from Sydney and Melbourne, in particular, have long scoffed at Australia’s third city as being nothing more than a big country town.

In 2000, a newspaper poll listed it as Australia’s most boring city. In fact, I did a radio interview for radio station 4EB after that poll with a spokesperson from Tourism Queensland, who admitted that the way they usually marketed Brisbane was by selling it as being close to other places like the Gold and Sunshine Coast. This speaks volumes.

Brisbane’s reputation arose, I suppose, because for many years the National Party Government under the Premiership of arch-conservative Joh Bjelke-Petersen did not allow much in the way of fun for people coming to Queensland. The licensing and shopping rules laws were from the 19th century, bars closing on Sunday, no late-night trading, and police would regularly break down the doors and arrest people at rock concerts for obscenity, amongst other things.

It was only after he left the scene in the late 1980s that Brisbane, and Queensland as a whole, allowed itself to undo its top button and relax a little.

Brisbane was then, and still is, one of Australia’s most beautiful cities — nestled on the river amongst stunning hillside suburbs. The city is a bustling cosmopolitan metropolis, full of energy and commerce. In the City and South Brisbane its nightclubs and restaurants are the rival of any other Australian city. It has an al fresco café culture, a vibrant live music scene and alternative scene in the Valley and West End.

Indeed, many of Australia’s most-loved bands arose from Brisbane – such as the Go-Betweens, The Saints, Regurgitator and Powderfinger – although admittedly, virtually all of them had to leave the city to become famous.

Brisbane is a great place to live and grow up. The people are friendly and open. It is incredibly tidy and clean. It has a moderate – though steamy – climate. In summer, the norm is cloudless days before abrupt and spectacular late afternoon thunderstorms that clear the air and cool the evening.

People live, by and large, in large houses with big leafy gardens, pools and wide verandahs - just perfect for summer BBQs. There are hundreds of well-maintained and resourced parks and playgrounds for families. The river allows easy access to boating and fishing, with Moreton Island just a 40 minute boat ride away up the River mouth.

Of course, Brisbane is also only a one-hour drive from both the Gold and Sunshine Coasts, so Brisbanites spend much of their time at those idyllic beaches during summer holidays and weekends.

Where Brisbane falls down, even today, is that it simply lacks any major compelling tourist attractions. It struggles because the tourism market in South East Queensland is dominated by the Gold Coast’s beaches and its three major theme parks.

Brisbane is a working city, not a tourist destination, and you can virtually count Brisbane’s attractions on one hand. South Bank Parklands, with its massive pool, Museum and Art Gallery; the lookout at Mount Coot-tha, along with the nearby Botanical Gardens; the Treasury Casino in the city and, perhaps, at a stretch, Alma Park Zoo - though it is in fact outside of the Brisbane municipal area in the north.

A casual tourist in Brisbane, after being to lunch at South Bank and wandering through the museum, gambling at the casino and visiting the lookout at Mount Coot-tha would be scratching their heads as to what else to do next. Maybe have dinner and then get drunk - that’s what most of the locals seem to do.

So, on balance, its reputation as a boring city is probably deserved even though it is a great place to live.

Here is a selection of the posts on the hashtag #rejectedbnetourismslogans that were retweeted over the last 24 hours:

Rejected Brisbane Tourism slogans
@Can_do_Campbell: Brisbane: Now with an extra opposition leader.
@AlbionLoveDen: Brisbane. Where every property gets a river view every 30 years. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@davrosz: Brisbane: for when you couldn’t get a direct flight. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@agent_x: Brisbane. More boring than Melbourne, but so much cleaner! #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@cosmicjester: Brisbane - Party like it’s 1989 #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@domslashryan: Brisbane: We’re getting rid of @Can_do_Campbell. We promise. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@cosmicjester: Brisbane - We’re open till 4pm #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@davrosz Brisbane: reasonably close to the Gold Coast. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@sonialastrega BNE: It’s a nice place to live, but you wouldn’t want to visit. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@Can_do_Campbell: Brisbane: Where people’s sense of humour only extends as far as Funniest Home Videos. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@Greybeard3: Brisbane. At least it’s not Ipswich. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@davrosz: Brisbane: totally unspoilt by tourist attractions. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@ds4seq: Brisbane, where Australia shines…at 4am but never after 7pm #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@Greybeard3: Brisbane. 85% fewer gangland shootings than Melbourne. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@cosmicjester: Brisbane - Now tolerant of poofs and ethnics #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@Greybeard3: Brisbane. We’ve never had our own series of Underbelly? #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@Can_do_Campbell: Brisbane: Come and laugh at the Goths sweating through their makeup in summer. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
davrosz: Brisbane: now open until 5pm. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@lissay: Brisbane: Where many people’s biggest decision each day is about which thongs they’ll wear to court. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@cosmicjester: Brisbane - Party all night, because there is no way you are catching public transport home past 11 #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@Musojourno: Brisbane: Australia’s best-kept secret until 1988. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@Roniim: There’s a law for that. There’s not? We’ll make it a new law then. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@mjwill90: Brisbane: the thinking-man’s Darwin #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@davrosz: Brisbane: now with more McDonalds. #rejectedbnetourismslogans
@lissay: Brisbane: 25 years behind and scarily proud of it! #rejectedbnetourismslogans