“TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED!”

Picture: NASA

Trust the Yanks to use a gridiron term to describe the landing of the one-tonne plutonium-powered rover, Curiosity, on Mars.

But it was somewhat appropriate considering the landing itself was something of a “Hail Mary pass” - a phrase that originated in American football, meaning a very long forward pass made with limited chances of success.

The landing yesterday was the “hardest NASA mission ever attempted in the history of robotic space exploration,” a NASA administrator said.

In “seven minutes of terror” at the end of an eight month journey, the vehicle had to perform never-before-tried acrobatics on a scale a Romanian gymnast would marvel at.

But it was all completed just as flawlessly as Sally Pearson’s stride over 100 metres of hurdles in London a couple of hours later. The small car-sized Curiosity will hunt for evidence that life could have existed on Mars once.

The planetary mission was yet another big gamble in the science of physics that’s paid off this year. At the beginning of July, physicists at Europe’s CERN laboratory discovered the Higgs Boson, the particle that provides matter with mass.

The excitement was contagious here in Oz. Our scientists had a role in both these big discoveries: a Melbourne university professor leading research at CERN, a huge dish in Canberra communicating directly with the space probe.

Australia’s the home of a number of scientific discoveries: the Wi-Fi you might be reading this article thanks to right now; the penicillin that keeps you alive; the recipe for pavlova.

But we’re never going to be able to afford a space program on the scale of NASA’s (even though Gina Rinehart alone could if she wanted to), we’re never going to be able to afford a Large Hadron Collider like Europe’s.

We’ve got people with curiosity, but not the Curiosity. People with a passion for large hadrons - but not the Collider. We’ve got success stories and we really want success stories, but we don’t get gigantic success stories all the time. We have realistic expectations of a country that punches above her weight.

That’s the way it should be with sport. Waaaaaaaaaambulances across the nation have been called for pundits who reckon our athletes are failures for only bringing back silver medals from the London Games, beaten by countries with populations more than 20 times the size of ours.

Yesterday a triumphant American rocket scientist said at a press conference: “Tomorrow we’re going to start exploring Mars. And next week and next month and next year, we’ll be bringing new discoveries every day, every week, to all of you.”

We don’t expect our mathletes or our athletes to win gold “every day, every week”.

Just a Hail Mary pass to pay off from time-to-time is fine, thanks.

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    • freethrow says:

      07:19am | 07/08/12

      the Olympics are practically a non event in comparison to this new mars landing! i had a nerd-gasm watching this!

    • Bruno says:

      09:25am | 07/08/12

      Nerd-gasm ? Absolutely ! The Curiosity Mars landing WAS the nerd Olympics and NASA got the Au (atomic no.79) !!! The cheers, hugs and jubilation that erupted in the control room was honest and well deserved, and will no doubt result in a post-Mars-landing baby boom, among NASA Curiosity team. GO, TEAM NERD !

    • Mahhrat says:

      07:27am | 07/08/12

      One of the most significant scientific achievements in pretty much ever gets done by a whole bunch of extremely smart people - and we manage to link it to our recent sporting achievements (again).

      Fuck I love this country.

    • gobsmack says:

      07:28am | 07/08/12

      It is really good to put aside the rampant nationalism and be able to feel inspired by things such as the achievements of Phelps and Bolt and the landing of the Mars Rover.

    • year of the dragon says:

      08:06am | 07/08/12

      gobsmack says: 07:28am | 07/08/12
      “It is really good to put aside the rampant nationalism and be able to feel inspired by things such as the achievements of Phelps and Bolt and the landing of the Mars Rover.”

      In referring to Bolt’s achievement I assume you mean his vindication by virtue of comments by Bess Price and Dallas Scott.

      I agree.

    • gobsmack says:

      01:02pm | 07/08/12

      It takes a small mind to connect what I said with the scribblings of a mediocre “opinion writer” who will quickly fade into obscurity.

      That small mindedness has become an increasing blight in this country.

    • year of the dragon says:

      06:56pm | 07/08/12

      gobsmack says: 01:02pm | 07/08/12
      “It takes a small mind to connect what I said with the scribblings of a mediocre “opinion writer” who will quickly fade into obscurity.”

      And it takes a tedious bore to not recognise a light-hearted joke.

      However I take it from that, that you agree with the persecution and prosecution of Bolt for his command about Chris Graham et al?

    • asunder says:

      07:31am | 07/08/12

      Onya NASA.  Great achievement etc, etc blah blah…  Personally, I’d rather see all this money being spent on healthcare and education, but you know…

    • M says:

      08:07am | 07/08/12

      And watch middle managers in the public service piss it up the wall? I’d rather shoot probes at Mars.

    • nihonin says:

      08:08am | 07/08/12

      asunder, it didn’t cost Australia anything, as NASA is based in the good ol’ US of A, but the cost to Americans however…......

    • freethrow says:

      08:23am | 07/08/12

      google JPL then tell me about the costs.

    • Inky says:

      09:04am | 07/08/12

      Australia? spend money on science? Certainly not government funding…

    • Gregg says:

      09:06am | 07/08/12

      I wonder whether this had something to do with Sigourney Weaver and a re-run of Aliens just recently.
      Hopefully we’ll have a Sigourney aboard Curiosity to do battle with any ugly undesirable gel like critters if Curiosity gets homesick.

      And lets hear it for ET.

    • iansand says:

      09:11am | 07/08/12

      asunder - After this, running a mine in the Pilbara from an office in Perth, or anywhere, is ho hum.  And that is only one example of possible uses for this technology.

    • Tchom says:

      09:36am | 07/08/12

      asunder - Americans consider spending money on Healthcare as a form of communism.

      Anyway, I think this web-comic will help reinforce your point
      http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2674

    • asunder says:

      10:07am | 07/08/12

      @iansand: impressive yes, but I struggle to see the long-term wisdom in this sort of spending.  I’m talking principles.

    • lars says:

      10:28am | 07/08/12

      Typically small minded thinking here…asunder probably works for the AOC. Not to diminish the, lets just admit it, purely individual achievements of athletes, the ‘significance’ of the Olympics pales in comparison to NASA’s achievement yesterday. May curiosity reign!

    • MD says:

      11:27am | 07/08/12

      @asunder, you don’t see any wisdom in pushing robotics, astronautics, materials science, metallurgy, communications technology, engineering and all the other disciplines involved to the absolute limit?

    • Sandra says:

      11:36am | 07/08/12

      A society without vision, imagination, an appetite for risk, and a willingness to dream is a poor, bland and boring place. Science brings about discovery which brings more innovation and invention. These things bring about improvements in health care and education as well our general standard of living.
      Unfortunately the Baby Boomer Generation (of which I an one) has allowed accountants and bean counters far too much say. We have benefited from the inventions and dreams of the past but shy away from the risk it entails for the future. Not every activity should be subject to a cost benefit analysis. Some things will never give a positive financial return on investment but it DOES NOT mean we shouldn’t do them.
      Life needs to be lived in technicolour not in bland and boringly safe beige.

    • Anne71 says:

      01:01pm | 07/08/12

      Any time we have a story about some great scientific achievement, we get someone croaking about how the money should really be spent on healthcare and education. Today, it’s asunder’s turn.

      Take a bow, asunder. If human achievement over the centuries had been left up to people like you, we’d probably still be living in caves.

    • MarkS says:

      01:35pm | 07/08/12

      @Asunder
      Your mind is the single slit in the two slit experiment.

    • Blossom says:

      02:30pm | 07/08/12

      Thank you i had an all out bashing down,
      when i commented on an American Face book
      site.
      My comment, after all the Yanks were saying Yipeee!!
      was, “why? can we afford it”, well the Scientist,
      replied for the advancement of Technology,
      for our children , to be curious, for Research , for
      a multitude of reasons, that will be for the good of humans.
      I replied i agree, with Medical Advances, ,
      but they tut tuted at me.
      He replied that 3% of their National GDP is spent on the Mars Mission.
      That is all they spent, i am sorry if i don’t get it, but i don’t get it.
      All that money, all that Poverty, all that disease, all the children dying.

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      03:19pm | 07/08/12

      Blossom, why focus on one of the few good things humanity is doing and ask why we should, rather than look at the immense waste that we engage in every day that would solve those problems you mentioned AND make many more missions like this possible?  Your enemy isn’t imagination, curiosity and exploration.  Or at least, it shouldn’t be.

    • Hugo says:

      08:13am | 07/08/12

      Too much tweet and too much media. Media should butt out so athletes can stop talking shit to them and be focusing instead.Diamond just choked royally, no doubt the media hype and bs helped that to happen.

    • Lisa says:

      08:18am | 07/08/12

      That’s just a kick ball with Mars written in it. “behold, the red planet!”

    • asunder says:

      08:22am | 07/08/12

      @nihonin: I’m well aware of this.  It’s just that us lefties can’t help seeing things from an idealistic and moral perspective though.  Pragmatism isn’t our strong point.

    • asunder says:

      08:24am | 07/08/12

      @nihonin: I’m well aware of this.  It’s just that us lefties can’t help seeing things from an idealistic and moral perspective though.  Pragmatism isn’t our strong point.

    • nihonin says:

      08:47am | 07/08/12

      lol, ok medicine taken, but I do agree with you on more being spent on healthcare and education.

    • Lord Blackadder says:

      08:32am | 07/08/12

      Congratulations Asunder on your complete misunderstanding of how the sciences work. When the going-to-Iraq budget is bigger than NASA’s going-to-Mars budget, I don’t believe that NASA is the first place you should be looking for your extra healthcare and education money. Every time I hear a clown like you whine about “money-that-could-be-better-spent-on-education/healthcare/saving babies” I want to disconnect your Internet, take away your smartphone and steal your smoke detector.

    • Liz says:

      10:07am | 07/08/12

      Hear! Hear!

      Yesterday makes me proud to be human. Doesn’t happen that often.

    • Rhino says:

      11:22am | 07/08/12

      +1

      I endorse this comment.

    • Anne71 says:

      01:04pm | 07/08/12

      +1,000,000 to Lord Blackadder’s comment!

    • Carolyn says:

      01:32pm | 07/08/12

      Standing and applauding!

    • Gregg says:

      08:47am | 07/08/12

      Well, Donald Rumsden is somewhere about trying to figure out if they can make Iraq and Mars both make believe invasions.

    • Dr Sheldon Cooper says:

      09:05am | 07/08/12

      Just don’t let Wolowitz near it as he stacked the last one trying to impress a girl he picked up.  One silver lining was that it did discover evidence of life on Mars,  ;P

    • StuieG says:

      11:00am | 07/08/12

      As soon as I heard Mars rover I think Wolowitz as well, I’m not sure that’s a good thing !

    • Eliza Dushku says:

      01:21pm | 07/08/12

      Never fear, the FBI has dealt with that matter…

    • Carolyn says:

      01:37pm | 07/08/12

      Wolowitz came to mind with me too!

    • John F says:

      03:47pm | 07/08/12

      Fortunatly there’s no toilet on the rover either !

    • Howard Wolowitz says:

      07:55pm | 07/08/12

      At least I am not one lab accident away from being a supervillain

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      09:10am | 07/08/12

      I suppose the fact that something as impressive as the Curiosity landing managed to squeeze into the media, even if it was tied back to sport, is something….  I guess when cancer or AIDS is cured, we can expect it to be tied back to the World Cup, or whatever sporting event is on at the time?

    • Inky says:

      11:14am | 07/08/12

      It says a lot about our sad, sorry nation, doesn’t it?

      The title is especially unfortunate as it really has nothing to do with the majority of the article, so I thumb my nose at whoever decided on that one.

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      12:34pm | 07/08/12

      Yeah…it got as much real-estate on the front page of The Age this morning as some jockey being accused of cheating or something like that.  Clearly, if the CSIRO wants more funding, they should start a sports team (or buy jockeys of dubious morals).  A footballer who WAS NOT injured in a car accident made page 3.  It’s just sad.

    • wearestardust says:

      11:24am | 07/08/12

      Predictably, a major achievement of humanity is met by concerns about how the money might have been used better.

      The amazing thing about the Curiosity program is just how cheap it has been.  US$2.5 billion so far, I understand.

      By way of comparison on some spending items in the Australian economy:

      - alcohol advertising in 2007: $9 billion

      - tobacco in 2006: $10 billion

      - fast food in 2011: $37billion

      In other words, we could afford this program in Australia every year if we ate a few less battered savs and chips and were provided with a few less booze adds; or, if the money could be redirected into space research from about a four per cent reduction in smoking rates.  But of course, we are not talking about Australia, we are talking about a much larger economy. 

      As Neil deGrasse Tyson famously pointed out, the Cassini mission to Saturn cost less than the US expenditure on lip balm (I wonder if he was pulling that out of the air, but given the annual cost of $300m for twelve years it sounds plausible even if a guess).  He and many others also point out the practical benefits of space research. Those are very real and no small thing.  It is not often enough pointed out, though, that exploration and knowledge, like art and culture, are things that are good in themselves, and that intrinsically benefit our humanity.  A lot more than hamburgers.

      I can think of many, many things we could spend less on before we cut this sort of research.

      (In proper Punch style I’ll now pull this in a political direction and say: this perhaps has some meaning for the proposed NDIS as well).

    • Caedrel says:

      01:27pm | 07/08/12

      You do need to factor in the capital start up costs, though - it may only cost X to run this sort of program, but they’ve already got the manufacturers, the training facilities, Cape Canaveral etc. We’d need to build all that stuff first before the onigoing costs kicked in. But it’s also the sort of thing that makes no sense to duplicate - it’d be much better to be able to collaborate with those who do have these sorts of facilities.

    • Chris says:

      11:30am | 07/08/12

      Hey… despite the whine at the end about sport… the Curiosity rover story is a fantastic and uplifting story and MUCH more interesting than all the crap coming out of Canberra, all the negativity on the medal count and all the shit in the global economy.

      In the middle of all this negativity and gloom we have some really exciting stuff happening (like that Higgs Bosun thingo the other week)...

      I am just waiting for some kind of switch to flick - all the negativity and harping to be put to one side and for the general conversation in our community to return to positive and move forward stuff

    • Yuri says:

      11:53am | 07/08/12

      If we’re comparing the rover to Australia’s Olympians then I guess that means that due to being too involved in twitter, Curiosity will fall at the last hurdle. (Run out of power just before discovering life on Mars). There will no doubt be some See-bohms thrown when that happens.

    • P. Darvio says:

      12:11pm | 07/08/12

      NASA’s last mission to Mars - why? Obama has cut funding to NASA including Mars Science Missions that were planned for later this decade.

      Enjoy this one while it lasts as it will either be never or a very long time before NASA sends anything to Mars again.

    • ADOLPH STALIN says:

      12:16pm | 07/08/12

      Yes I wonder why the American space program,funded by,run by and achieved by Americans used an American term to describe the landing,it would have been more appropriate to say “it landed like a shrimp on the Barbie"somewhat appropriate you say Daniel ha ha ha what a silly statement

    • Robinoz says:

      01:53pm | 07/08/12

      NASA has landed a vehicle on Mars without a hitch; Seiko has produced it’s Astron wrist watch that is solar powered and GPS capable adjusting time zones automatically depending on where the wearer has the watch. Accurate to 1 second in 100,000 years. Incredible engineering and science, but we still can’t feed the millions who are starving and stop our population increase which is at epidemic proportions.

    • Colin says:

      02:23pm | 07/08/12

      @ Robinoz 01:53pm | 07/08/12

      “...but we still can’t feed the millions who are starving and stop our population increase which is at epidemic proportions….”

      That’s because they are political and cultural problems, not science and technology ones.

    • Testfest says:

      02:35pm | 07/08/12

      @Robinoz

      I eagerly await your proposed solutions to feeding these starving millions who are apparently breeding like rabbits…

      Go and read that web comic Tchom linked to in his comment further up this thread.

    • M says:

      02:38pm | 07/08/12

      If the catholic church would embrace population control we might have a chance at the latter. The former would be a lot easier as well.

    • Colin says:

      02:21pm | 07/08/12

      Australia - a country of riches beyond many’s dreams - squanders it all by simply ripping it out of the ground and selling it off in bulk. The profits then go to making fat, cashed-up bogans even fatter by giving them more bread and circuses (such as the Olympics); Orshtraya is a stupid, bloated collection of knuckle-dragging apes that deserve to be subsumed by China because - forget going into space - we do absolutely NOTHING.

    • Blossom says:

      04:14pm | 07/08/12

      @Tim the Toolman,
      I have imagination, curiosity, i have an immense respect,
      for any progress, that will improve advances in all aspects,
      of technology, especially Medical Research, i am not devoid
      of all that you thought i was.
      If it were put in to perspective , as it has by several comments,
      then that is a good thing , i didn’t mean to say, what an achievement.
      To land on Mars, it is an incredible achievement.
      I must apolagise then, for i am naive , i just thought ,
      quite simply , can we afford it?
      Obviously, they can afford it.
      Then if by this landing, new frontiers and Research would benefit,
      then they have done something to further the needs of Mankind.

    • Utopia Boy says:

      04:17pm | 07/08/12

      Who cares if we don’t win gold, gold, gold at everything we were supposed to?
      That’s not the point. The point is the way the athletes are handling themselves when they “lose.” I find it hard to have sympathy for a swimmer who receives endorsements from private industry and government assistance, crying because they didn’t win gold.

      Anyone who’s ever had to work hard at something knows you fail occasionally, even when you are expecting everything to go right. How you deal with that failure is the defining of you. It is also when people decide if you are admirable or not.

      Today NASA wins gold again in the space race. NASA realised a few years ago that despite all the technology, their expertise is human, and humans are not infallible. But they got back up and moved forward (political cost cutting etc aside), and onward to victory.

      Instead of bleating, our athletes need to do the same. Go Sally, Well done Slingsbey, and a special mention to Densham for a courageous bronze in the triathlon!

 

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