Eamon Sullivan is in hot water, according to today’s The Daily Telegraph. The Aussie swimming champion was caught hooning around the streets of Gawler, South Australia on a ride-on motorised scooter that he “borrowed” from a local pensioner, John Guppy.

Sullivan: Maybe I should drive the last length? Magnussen: facepalm!

It is further alleged that Sullivan wasn’t particularly good at it, because he is also said to have crashed into a nearby table and injured two people. This, despite the fact that local publican Adrian Armstrong claimed the party wasn’t intoxicated.

So what could explain the unfortunate turn of events?

A source close to The Punch informed us this morning that it was most likely boredom. The town of Gawler, 44km north of Adelaide is not exactly known for its bright lights.

“Bit of a s*&^&ole really,” said the source.

We’re not sure how helpful that information may prove to the swimming star, but you never know what will get you over the line these days.

Because while a spokesperson for Sullivan told reporters there is no evidence to suggest that he was the “party responsible” for the accident, he’s due to face a local magistrate after being reported to police for “disorderly behavior.”

Whatever the outcome, The Punch hopes Sullivan gets someone else to drive him to that particular appointment.

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    • Mahhrat says:

      09:42am | 28/11/12

      *sigh*

      While it seems reasonably harmless fun that didn’t eventuate in anything major, that’s not the point.

      If Eamon wants the dollars that comes with being a role model, he needs to be a role model.

    • K^2 says:

      10:23am | 28/11/12

      @Mahhrat - not really.  Society holds him in this position, personally I don’t - because at the end of the day he’s just a guy that chucks laps in some water.  Sure it takes dedication, hard work, etc etc, but so does success in anything.  Eamon is no more a role model than you personally impose on him.  There are people charged with disorderly conduct on a daily basis it really seems to be making a mountain out of a mole hill.  He’s a sportsman, he’s also a young man, and he’s also allowed to blow off steam like you or I would be, without everyone staring at him just waiting, waiting with baited breath, for him to stuff something up so they can cut him down like the tall poppy he is.

    • Woodsy says:

      10:36am | 28/11/12

      @K^2, couldn’t have said it better myself.

    • blair says:

      10:42am | 28/11/12

      K^2   Both comments are spot on.

    • Mahhrat says:

      10:57am | 28/11/12

      K^2, I actually agree with everything you say. Society does place some very unrealistic expectations on our highest achievers.

      That’s kind of the point though.  We do.  We want our stars to be stars; perfect in every way.  That’s what we pay good money to see, that’s why we support the brands he promotes, that’s what makes him the huge money.

      I reckon he should be free to unwind too; the problem is, you and I don’t appear to be in the majority.

    • marley says:

      10:58am | 28/11/12

      I’m of two minds about this.  Normally, I couldn’t care less if some bone-headed athlete does something stupid.  But this particular athlete has been doing his best to keep himself in the public eye through “nudist” ad campaigns for sugar, through reality cooking shows (if that’s not an oxymoron), and through an assortment of other TV contests and appearances.  He’s hardly in a position to complain if his efforts to market himself have drawn attention at an inconvenient moment.

    • The G says:

      11:20am | 28/11/12

      He isn’t a role model, he is a swimmer. It’s society that says he ‘should’ be a role model.

    • AFR says:

      12:05pm | 28/11/12

      May be moving off-topic slightly, but are these guys really on big money? Where do we draw the line in this regard? Is a football player on $50K per year held less accountable than one on a million?

    • Paul says:

      12:27pm | 28/11/12

      Rubbish - Being a sporting professional doesn’t mean you have to be a role model or conform to what the “fuddy-duddies” want you to be like.  Is this because of the sport he has chosen?

      Anthony Mundine is famous but is hardly a role model, Cathy Freeman rocked the boat mixing politics with the Olympics… whats so special about swimming then? (Answer - Grannie watches it… which is no answer at all).

      And don’t give that BS about “the dollars” either - Swimmers DO NOT MAKE MONEY persuing their sport.  They sacrifice their lives chasing a dream and drain their own wallets and that of their families in doing so.  If they get some sort of media career afterwards they are far from normal.

      Sullivan is not damaging any sort of “brand” either… if anything he is “creating” one for himself (the larakin/wildboy/not PC but very Australian) and it is a brand that, like it or not,relates very well to young aussie males.

    • acotrel says:

      01:30pm | 28/11/12

      ‘hooning around the streets of Gawler, South Australia on a ride-on motorised scooter that he “borrowed” from a local pensioner, John Guppy’

      There is something fishy about this ?.

    • Mahhrat says:

      01:39pm | 28/11/12

      @Paul:

      How many product lines does Eamon spruik using the fame he’s gathered from his profession?

      That’s a lot of money.  Kierin Perkins is a multi-millionaire because the man sold an awful lot of milk (and is a shrewd businessman).

      I think Gary Lyon makes something like $2 million a year hosting The Footy Show - that’s more per year than he made in his whole career playing AFL, if my sources are anywhere near accurate.

      The sport itself isn’t what makes you wealthy (though at the elite levels of AFL, Cricket, Association Football and various others, it certainly can), it’s the fame that leads to the product selling.

      You want to be the image of all those things, you have to be spotless. 

      You’ve got to look at the whole situation.  Eamon isn’t a swimmer, he is a brand as well.  It’s the brand that’s tarnished, not just the swimming.

    • Paul says:

      02:51pm | 28/11/12

      “You want to be the image of all those things, you have to be spotless. “

      Why?  Because you say so?

      Ultimately this will be decided by the advertisers and _their_ customers (ie. not by the public at large).  So if Sullivan’s behaviour turns off one group, it may attract another.  Look at Kyle Sandilands or Alan Jones as examples.  They have a following - It’s not the majority of Australia but it doesn’t have to be.  Having the media brand you as the “bad boy of swimming” seems almost the actions of a genius (Although this assumes his continued stupidity is contrived… probably not but who knows).

      Sullivan has a single Bronze medal for his individual effort.  There are more Olympians who have had better results that attract less advertising dollars.  Why?  Because they are boring, have no public profile and are therefore worthless to advertisers 3 years out of 4.  Just because you want him to conform to how you think he should act (ie. all pure and godlike) doesn’t mean that it is good business.

      I get sick of this holier-than-thou attitude that some people have where they think that just because someone is in the public eye they can’t just be normal like the rest of us.

    • K^2 says:

      04:09pm | 28/11/12

      @Mahhrat - “That’s kind of the point though.  We do.  We want our stars to be stars; perfect in every way.”
      Interesting analogy.  Let me expand on that analogy a bit though.

      Stars as you put it, are just fixed luminous points, usually they are only visible when all else around you is dark (or darker in relation to the light it produces).  Near the end of its life, a star can also contain a proportion of degenerate matter.

      Really, stars are only luminous to us because of our perception. If we were on that star ourselves we wouldnt be shining as a point of light.  Also, stars are only visible when everything else around you is dark.

    • Alice D says:

      09:58am | 28/11/12

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love your work Lucy!

    • Verbosity Abridged says:

      10:01am | 28/11/12

      The best thing about Gawler (re boring)? It’s not Adelaide.

    • Peter says:

      12:58pm | 28/11/12

      Having been sentended to a year or so in Adelaide by a particularly cruel employer, I saw some sh**holes in the hinterland but could never bring myself to drive to Gawler. What would have been the point? Adelaide is bad enough. Adelaide without shops and an airport from which to make quick exit is another thing entirely.

    • Ray says:

      10:03am | 28/11/12

      This sort of behaviour is never acceptable.

      The ‘I was just having fun’ justification/excuse/defence is being far too readily accepted, not particularly from Eamon Sullivan or swimmers in general but from almost anyone who behaves in a way that inconveniences or harms others.

    • Rebecca says:

      10:03am | 28/11/12

      Swimmer uses guppy’s transport. Is that’ what all swimmers do?

    • K^2 says:

      10:13am | 28/11/12

      There does seem to be a growing culture of ridiculing sportspersons for bad behaviour (although pretty standard bad behaviour).

      Are these really public interest, or are they sensationalist / distractions?
      Disorderly conduct is a misdemeanor, its not even a matter for a criminal court, so why do we make such a big deal about it, considering there are far worse crimes going unreported daily? Sure maybe its something he shouldnt have done, or was a bit of a naughty boy (tsk tsk naughty, not evil/bad)

      From Tomics behaviour regarding speeding, to Eamon allegedly engaged in disorderly conduct…really..don’t we have better things to worry about than ridiculing sports people that frankly, have a lifestyle and status that would encourage such behaviour - perhaps that is something bearing more investigation than looking at the symptoms of their status, lets look at the sociological factors that lead them to that behaviour (if there are any) or is this just normal (bad) behaviour?  I am willing to bet, that on any given day there are hundreds of disorderly conduct charges on people ranging from sportsperson to company director.

    • Stuart says:

      10:53am | 28/11/12

      That’s right. We need to stamp out all the idiotic behaviour, not just that of the sportspeople who think they are above the rules!

    • Kika says:

      10:14am | 28/11/12

      It’s sick the level of expection we place on swimmers. No wonder why they are so hopeless these days.

    • Hammy says:

      10:19am | 28/11/12

      No different to the expectations placed on footballers.  Suck it up.

    • simonfromlakemba says:

      10:37am | 28/11/12

      Not to sure having an expectation not to steal an old codgers scooter is placing it too high, thought would be fairly common sense to me.

      Swimmer or not still a fairly stupid thing to do.

    • Not happy says:

      10:39am | 28/11/12

      Here we go! Someone interferes with others quiet enjoyment and they dismiss it as “just a bit of fun.”

    • Sickemrex says:

      02:12pm | 28/11/12

      Exactly. I don’t care whether you’re Joe Schmoe or Eamon Sullivan, if you have to spoil someone else’s day to “have fun”, you’re an inconsiderate dickhead.

    • Stuart says:

      10:51am | 28/11/12

      I for one am sick to death of young, usually drunk or drug addled, young men thinking it is ok to act like a fool with no regard for how it impacts on others. News flash - we just don’t care what you are celebrating or why you are behaving like an idiot. To top it off in this case we have a role model behaving like a fool. He was lucky someone wasn’t badly hurt or killed. Time to grow up and behave like a responsible member of society. Throw the book at him and make a good public example for all the other fools out there.

    • Bruno says:

      10:54am | 28/11/12

      Okay I’ll bite. I’m not sure the people who were run into or the person who owned the gopher were particularly happy about what happened. As usual it’s all about the rights of the individual being a cock to the detriment of others.  me me me. ‘he didn’t hurt anyone’ - well maybe not but why should multiple people have to make a touchy feely allowance for someone else. By all means act like a twit, just don’t have an impact on anyone else but yourself and your friends you’re with.

    • iansand says:

      10:54am | 28/11/12

      Which Punch staffer comes from Gawler?

      I have had a hoon on my Mum’s scooter.  A bit tricky for the first couple of hundred metres.

    • Gordon says:

      11:30am | 28/11/12

      A few sherberts first might have made it easier!

    • iansand says:

      12:08pm | 28/11/12

      The problem was discovering that they cannot corner at top speed ( a gentle trotting pace).  The builders need to get a couple of Formula 1 engineers on board to sort out the suspensions.

    • Black Dynamite says:

      11:11am | 28/11/12

      Since when was journalism the regurgitation of facts you’d read in another publication? Oh sorry there was some research put into this article, someone telling you that Gawler is a shit hole. Keep up the hard work.

      D-

      Black Dynamite.

    • Hammy says:

      12:03pm | 28/11/12

      Since when wasn’t it?  Modern times, my friend, modern times. RSI is the new media enemy.

    • Harriet Swift says:

      11:16am | 28/11/12

      So, for a swim star it’s a “prank”. For Joe Citizen it would’ve been stealing at least and probably a few other police road/vehicle user charges as well.  So much for sports stars being role models.  They are nothing more than spoilt, arrogant, self-centred individuals who think they should be able to get away with anything.

    • AFR says:

      12:08pm | 28/11/12

      I’d say the opposite: if it was joe blow, we wouldn’t never have heard anything about it.

    • Tony says:

      11:16am | 28/11/12

      man has fun at buck’s party! in other breaking news 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population. slow news day lucy.

    • idgaff says:

      11:33am | 28/11/12

      news headline of the year

    • Ned says:

      11:46am | 28/11/12

      Look whatever your take on this, the positive is that this incident has given news.com the opportunity to label a small South Australian town on the doorstep of the Barossa a s#ithole.

    • Jadge & Jury says:

      11:54am | 28/11/12

      He is just lucky he didn’t pose with legal firearms in a legal gun shop!

      EW

    • Andrew Nuss says:

      11:57am | 28/11/12

      Oooh it’s an absolute disgrace, young people these days! Back in my day we never did anything wrong, everyone was impeccably behaved, nobody got drunk and there was no crime. I don’t know what the world is coming to, I really don’t.  Why can’t these so called celebrities just sit quietly alone in a room with the Bible like we used to do? Spoilt rotten they are, the lot of them. It’s just not on, bring back hanging and national service!! Jail everybody who disagrees with me and throw away the key! Shame on you for doing things that I didn’t do when I was young, how dare you.

    • Flick says:

      12:44pm | 28/11/12

      I can see the sarcasm oozing out my screen!

    • Roger says:

      12:03pm | 28/11/12

      Crap swimmer. Crap driver.  Quite simple really!

    • Scott says:

      12:03pm | 28/11/12

      How is this news? The headline says it completely! BREAKING NEWS: Man has fun at buck’s party - well DUH!

    • Tracey says:

      12:08pm | 28/11/12

      I’m sure Mr Guppy said on the news this morning that the 2 fellows involved asked him if they could take it for a spin, to which he agreed.  Since when is this stealing?

    • AFR says:

      12:09pm | 28/11/12

      “This, despite the fact that local publican Adrian Armstrong claimed the party wasn’t intoxicated. “

      Yeah right. As if a publican is going to say anything else. If he admits they were intoxicated he faces several fines for breaching RSA laws.

    • Stuart says:

      12:56pm | 28/11/12

      There’s a novel idea - the police or licensing agency could actually get off their shinny backsides and ENFORCE some of the laws we have. There’s a proven strategy for crime prevention - doing something about the problem. As long as the people who ignore the rules know they will never get punished there is no incentive to actually do the right thing. We reap what we sow - no enforcement = more problems.

    • Swamp Thing says:

      12:09pm | 28/11/12

      @AndrewNuss, Too true & harumph! etc
      Do run for Prime Minister - seriously, you have my vote.

    • Tony says:

      12:09pm | 28/11/12

      People call this bloke a ‘role model’, mmm not to sure about that, he is a ‘swimmer’, and a good swimmer.  The real ‘role models’ are returned service men and women, who have and do put their lives on the line all the time…who cares if he like to have some fun, this world is turning to S##T..i really hope one day the reporters of todays world, can actually do some ‘real reporting’.

    • Stuart says:

      01:01pm | 28/11/12

      Agree that the shouldn’t be role models but they are. Anyone in the public arena is a potential role model by virtue of the fact that their behaviours are seen by, and potentially influence, many others. So he is a role model, whether we like it or not.

    • Benjamin says:

      12:16pm | 28/11/12

      Wow!!! Surely it must be illegal! These men these days, How dare they have fun! No less at a ‘bucks party’? Oh the shame… I was at a bucks party just last week, and I’m pretty sure everyone had fun. The shame of it, was that they were all men as well. Every single one of them.

    • marley says:

      01:58pm | 28/11/12

      He did hurt a couple of people.  Buck’s party or not, that’s really pretty poor behaviour, I’d have thought.

    • Benjamin says:

      02:45pm | 28/11/12

      Marley,
      I’d like to inform you that I believe you have no sense of humour. I haven’t got past the title.

    • marley says:

      03:14pm | 28/11/12

      @Benjamin - I’d like to inform you that you’re absolutely right.

      (I liked the title too.  I just don’t like Olympic athletes behaving here as though they were still in the Olympic village waiting for their race to be called.)

    • Gawler resident says:

      12:28pm | 28/11/12

      I live in Gawler and it is NOT a shithole it is a lovely place to live! He was on a buck’s night just having a bit of fun! I’m sure there have been worse bucks night elsewhere that do not get this type of publicity. Obviously there is not enough going on in the world at the moment and this is a headline… ridiculous! Get a real story.

    • Benjamin says:

      12:57pm | 28/11/12

      I disagree, I think there are way too many men having fun at bucks parties. We need a royal commision. Men having fun at bucks parties is unacceptable.

    • K^2 says:

      03:00pm | 28/11/12

      @Benjamin - not to mention that its mysoginistic!

    • mmg says:

      12:46pm | 28/11/12

      I wonder if this is one of those harmless activities that swimming australia turns a blind eye to or one of the harmless activities it over reacts to?

    • PJ says:

      01:34pm | 28/11/12

      I’ll never forgive the Labor Government for slashing Sports Funding in 2009, which eventuated in an ‘ordinary olympics’ for Australia, which had previously impressed the world in the area of sport.

      Yeah, thanks for delivering mediocrity.

    • stephen says:

      05:01pm | 28/11/12

      Three days ago a cleaner found a hole in the AIS 50 metre pool, and now it leaks and will take 3 months to fix.
      That’s 3 months of swimmer’s parties all over the country cause they’ve nothing now to do.

      But none did too well recently, so why don’t they all take up another sport - like TV presenting, as one wants to do.
      (She might even score there.)

 

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