There’s further evidence today of the growing contempt that modern managers of sporting codes hold for fans of their games, with English cricket managers begging the crowd to be nice to Ricky Ponting when he walks to the middle in the fourth Ashes Test, getting underway at Headingley in a few hours’ time.

Fun. Also, not allowed

For a measure of how patronising and unnecessary this is, look no further than Australian batsman Shane Watson, who says the booing Ponting gets from the crowds is to be expected - and something players enjoy, even thrive on, when playing in England.

Cricket managers in Australia have shown a similar pattern of growing discomfort with what ordinary people consider a good day out. When the Poms were last here, the Barmy Army’s trumpeter was kicked out of the Gabba for playing his instrument, despite getting prior approval to blow it. (He’s been banned from the Headingley Test, too.)

This could be because cricket bosses think the game would be improved if spectators limited themselves to a sherry or two and golf-style claps for boundaries.

But it’s more like they don’t like the general public’s idea of a good day out.

In fact, they just don’t like the general public.

Why would they? They’re just people who support the game, evangelise it to their friends, pay their money at the door, and contribute to their local clubs.

The warning to the Headingley crowd comes in the match program, from England and Wales Cricket Board chairman Giles Clarke. He says Ponting has “earned the respect and courtesy” of the crowd and that the game “may never see his like again”.

The depth of feeling Ponting arouses in English cricket fans when he walks to the middle is a testament to his stature in the game and the threat he poses to England’s bowlers. The way to neutralise Ponting is to try to get him edging one to slips on the drive before he plays himself in, not shout at him.

Goldilocks Shane Watson, who is odds-on to be partnering Ponting at some point at Headingley, has already called out Clarke for his comments:

“You want to play in the middle with big crowds against you,” he said. “If there is more booing that’s the way it is. He is the Australian captain. You would expect more banter going towards him to try and unsettle him. It will keep Ricky charging forward because I am sure he has copped worse a lot in his time.”

At Australian grounds the crowds are banned from making beer cup snakes, kicking around beach balls, and starting Mexican waves at the cricket are over. You can’t bring a flag bigger than a metre square into the SCG. There is also a specific rule against inflating balloons at an AFL match.

The trend is an inexorable spiral of anti-fun rules within stadium jurisdictions by wowsers who - I’ll say it again - don’t seem to like the general public.

If they’re not careful it will be eventually be a better option to keep the price of a ticket in your pocket, stay home and bounce a beach ball around the living room while watching the game on TV with some mates.

The fourth Test starts tomorrow (Friday) at Headingley.

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    • larry says:

      01:56pm | 06/08/09

      Are you suggesting that we should let the pissheads take over completely and spoil the game for the poor bastards who actually go to watch and enjoy the cricket?

    • Hitchy at work says:

      02:06pm | 06/08/09

      Very true, I suspect that the behaviour of those in the ‘outer’ is considered ‘repugnant’,  more so, by those in the ‘inner’ ,than by Ricky Ponting or the Australian team. Let ‘em boo & jeer all they want, just makes it all the sweeter when we give ‘em a flogging (whenever that might be!)....I remember fondly the days of my youth & chants of “hadlee is a wanker”, “hadlee is a wanker” reverberatling around the MCG….bliss

    • david says:

      02:10pm | 06/08/09

      this is crazy - let them BOO Ponting he deserves it and it makes it more fun to watch!

    • Kieran says:

      02:11pm | 06/08/09

      And they wonder why test match crowds are getting worse.

    • iansand says:

      02:23pm | 06/08/09

      Everyone knows that sport exists to give the administrators something to do.  Nothing to see here.  Move along please.

    • regina says:

      02:26pm | 06/08/09

      good day out? how about a good day in?! wherever i’m watching from, i’d have a much better time if australia won a test or 2.

      oh and if i had that beach ball at home with me during the last 3 tests, i would not have been throwing it around the room in gleeful slow motion; it would have been squarely (repeatedly) aimed at the tv set when australia was bowling.

      off topic, how sweet that young hughes is getting advice from mr watson as to how to get back into the team .. i wish him luck with that!!

    • Ant Sharwood says:

      02:43pm | 06/08/09

      Colgo, didya catch the quote from the boss of Yorkshire cricket Stewart Regan last night?

      Here it is.

      “The West Stand has a reputation as a party area and we’ve got to break that. We’ve put together a series of measures to ensure that those people who want to watch the cricket are not disrupted by those who are simply there to have a good time.”

      The fun police have won. I give up. Might hafta invest in some botox to turn my mouth into a permanent frown.

    • julie, brisbane says:

      03:06pm | 06/08/09

      I dont like the trend to police crowd behaviour. Of course there’s the obvious behaviour that needs monitoring. I took my parents and their friends who had never been, to the Gabba Ashes a couple of years ago. talked it up to convince them, its a great atmosphere blah blah.  It was the most boring time, no excitement, I was embarrassed. I’ll never go to a cricket match again live. Ah, the good old days!

    • Jonathan Este says:

      03:39pm | 06/08/09

      Good piece Paul, let’s lock up the fun police.
      Incidentially, the British establishment has never really liked the Barmy Army even if the players have (I interviewed a bunch of Pommy journalists in 1999 about the Barmy Army during the Brisbane test and they all said stuff like “a disgrace” and “bunch of yobs”. Darren Gough told me he thought they were fantastic…).
      And I love that most Australian fans seem to appreciate the joy and commitment the Barmy Army shows for their team.
      Booing the opposition captain is not something I would necessarily do _ especially when it’s Ponting. He might go on to make a hundred!
      I watched day one of both 2005 and 2009 Lords tests from the Pavilion and even the staid old crusties were leaping around like idiots. It’s called excitement and it’s what will keep the game alive.
      And I think, just quietly, that we Poms are going to need all the help we can get in the next two matches.

    • RT says:

      04:08pm | 06/08/09

      Fun police?  Drunks are not much fun unless you’re one of them.  A bit of heckling is OK but yobbo abuse is too much.

    • Sonya says:

      05:25pm | 06/08/09

      I’m 100% against drunk yobbos spilling drinks, swearing near kids and picking fights.  That’s awful and shouldn’t be tolerated.  But when you squeeze the life out of a fun day at the cricket/football/whatever with rules for no cheering, booing, etc BUT, you continue to sell as much alcohol as possible to anyone who can cough up the cash, I wonder what the organisers think might happen?

      I’ve been to my fair share of boring nights out when I’ve had a few too many in an attempt to combat boredom.  I think the same now happens at sporting events.  Any claims at responsible service of alcohol are jokes (fan: “arcght… beerz…. arrrrrgh…” event staff “$12 each” fan “arrrghsmm… gulp, gulp”), but any other way to be entertained aside from conscienciously watching the event are strictly prohibited.  Test matches aren’t rivetingly exciting, even purists agree!

      How about we allow some fun and light-hearted entertainment but ease up on the booze then see how the day turns out?  Organisers might lose some money to start with as the piss-heads head to pubs instead, but then a whole other crowd will feel safe and happy to attend and all of a sudden the fun day at the cricket is back - with their kids and the next generation of supporters.

    • Julie Coker-Godson says:

      05:34pm | 06/08/09

      Bring back the bugler, I say:  Bring him back!!!!!!

    • harry says:

      07:56am | 08/08/09

      i think what we need is standing terraces; only joking but this whole thing is ridiculous.
      let the crowd boo. it is funny because the only people complaining about the crowd are the upper/middle classes. it is disgusting that they think they are better than us. it is great because cricket has attracted a more varied audience. i love the singing chanting and booing and it has improved english cricket vastly.
      the HOME crowd have a right to unsettle the visitors, it is the whole point in home advantage.

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    • Ahmed says:

      09:11am | 08/02/12

      Excellent piece. Well wettirn. As an Aussie who often got stuck into others, I must admit that the boot is on the other foot. It hurts but such is life. I loved the beer-hangover connection in your article as well as the beer comment in the comments section. Your solution of removing Ponting is too simplistic. I suggest you stick the boot in but leave it to Australia to find solutions. You have plenty on your hands with corruption to talk about in India.

    • Zouhair says:

      01:06am | 09/02/12

      , “I think what rlelay happened was the selectors were meeting and one of them got thirsty and said: “Let’s have beer”. The others cried: “Brilliant!” So that’s how he was selected!

 

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