As murky details continue to emerge about the Australia Day ‘riot’, so do the murky conspiracy theories. In reaction to that shocking photo of a ruffled Prime Minister, people are positing grassy knolls on the lawns of Parliament House, eager to think that the whole debacle was a plot.

The startling picture of Julia Gillard being dragged along with furrowed brow was disturbing enough that people immediately wanted to find someone to blame, to find a greater lesson in the chaos. To convince themselves that it was ALL SOMEONE’S FAULT. Maybe a set up. The Opposition wants an investigation and to debate a no-confidence motion. People have called for the embassy to go, for Australia Day to be moved, for arrests to be made. Somebody must be made to pay!
It’s time to take the ranty pants off, fold them neatly and leave them on a chair in the corner for when they’re really needed.
At this stage, the only conclusion you can really draw is that a series of smaller cock ups led to a bigger one, and the only people who were completely blameless were the folks receiving their National Emergency Medals before the proverbial hit the fan.
To mix metaphors, a game of Chinese whispers snowballed here, so let’s break the chain of events down into its separate protagonists, in order of appearance.
An ABC reporter, doing her job, asked Opposition Leader Tony Abbott the provocative question:
“Today’s … the 40th anniversary of the tent embassy in Canberra. Do you think it’s still relevant or should it move?”
Mr Abbott responded by saying he understood why it was established and that “a lot has changed for the better since then”, including the apology. He ended with: “I think it probably is time to move on from that”.
Not earth shattering. But not quite innocuous. It’s easy to see how people would read that to mean it was time for the tent embassy to wrap up – that’s what the question was about. A leading political figure should know better than to even hint at such a thing on Australia Day, a very sensitive day for the people he was talking about. He should have been more circumspect. Otherwise, shit happens. But he didn’t start the ‘riot’.
Then press secretary Tony Hodges, who wanted a reaction to the comments from ACT Minister for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Affairs Chris Bourke, was referred to ACT unionist Kim Sattler, and told her what Mr Abbott said, along with Mr Abbott’s whereabouts. It’s grubby. It was stupid. Usually press secretaries just point out to journalists when someone’s said something stupid, hoping they’ll drum up the required negative coverage. We’ll probably never know what Mr Hodges imagined would happen, but he didn’t ‘incite violence’. He committed no crime.
Then the Chinese whispers got going – and they didn’t have far to go. The tent embassy protesters formed the opinion that Mr Abbott wanted to tear the embassy down. Activist Barbara Shaw told them Mr Abbott was at a nearby restaurant.
They went there, angry. They were abusive. They banged on the glass walls of the restaurant. They interrupted an important ceremony for worthy people. They were better behaved than spectators at plenty of soccer matches I’ve been to.
Then the Prime Minister’s protection unit, caught flat footed, swung into motion and presumably followed a set procedure. Arguably they should have foreseen something happening. They didn’t. But they got both Ms Gillard and Mr Abbott out, unharmed.
And that photo was snapped; the frightened face that launched a thousand speculations.
In conclusion, what have we learned? Nothing we didn’t already know. Mr Abbott sometimes opens his mouth a little too wide, spin doctors spin, protesters are prone to protesting and protests can turn angry. Police are not perfect. The Prime Minister is failing to be authoritative and lacks control. And everybody wants somebody to blame.
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