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Bingle in the shower - uncensored!

Tory Maguire

by Tory Maguire

04 Mar 01:50pm

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You’ve seen the pixelated Bingle in the Shower picture everywhere. Now see the latest uncensored Bingle in the Shower pic doing the rounds on email and Twitter.

How much will Woman's Day pay for this?

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    • Bitten says:

      02:10pm | 04/03/10

      Is it in a shower? Looks more like a sink. I feel duped!

      Reply

    • eye4aneye says:

      08:00pm | 04/03/10

      Drain seems incapable of dealing with a substantial water flow from a shower - your shower must be very short, also unusual to see a shower drain positioned so close to the wall.

      Please provide a panaramic picture to verify this is indeed a shower and not some staged event like conspiracy theorists will undoubtably start proclaiming.

      PS. I like it a minute of my life not wasted on here looking at a repugnant attempt at amusing journalism/labor toadying unlike the ridiculous Putin/Abbot collage submitted by what I can only pressume is a closet homosexual surfing the net for pictures of half nude politicisans (but whatever floats his boat).

    • Trish says:

      02:11pm | 04/03/10

      i Think womans day should be double what they pay lara bingle…i’m sure this pic would sell heaps more copies :o)...much more interesting than a blonde bimbo who does nothing to earn her fame…when the bloody hell did she become so news worthy…i feel sorry for her boyfriend

      Reply

    • Tails says:

      02:24pm | 04/03/10

      Comedy genius.

      Reply

    • Gavin says:

      02:35pm | 04/03/10

      Another raunchy photo leaked by her new management I see, I can only wonder what will come next….

      Reply

    • SC says:

      04:20pm | 04/03/10

      Boo! Like the Punch would ever do that, not duped for a second!

      Reply

    • Kim says:

      04:43pm | 04/03/10

      lol - Should have pixelated it a bit more.  I can see *everything*!

      PS Why can’t I used caps anymore?  That sux bigtime.

      Reply

    • sam says:

      04:55pm | 04/03/10

      I thought it looked more like a car crash.
      But that seems appropriate.

      Reply

    • Brad Coward says:

      04:57pm | 04/03/10

      The plastic bus lying on it’s side DOES have nice boobies, to be sure !

      Reply

    • 6c legs says:

      06:17pm | 04/03/10

      Tory, don’t you get that *you* are disrespecting women, too - by making this about her?

      Did she ask to have the photo “leaked”? I doubt we plebs will ever know.
      But I’m damn sure she didn’t ‘ask’ to have that Bogan fevola pass her pic around to all his mates. (what self respecting person would call him a “mate”, anyway)

      I’m NO FAN (sorry, Lucy) of Bingle, this to me is about how females continue to be disrepected by afl and rugy players, and how it is still always the fault of the female involved…

      ( that should get “eric” and “formersnag” -who i suspect to be one-of-the-same men who are still grieving about being born too late - going)

      Tory, why are you falling into ” their ” trap?

      Reply

    • Tim says:

      09:14am | 11/03/10

      Hahaha, this is comedy genius too! ROTFLOL.

      “don’t you get that *you* are disrespecting women, too” - *sigh*, pure gold.

    • John in Alice says:

      07:38pm | 04/03/10

      Why would I want to see Dingle, uh Bingle in the shower?  The woman probably has such a huge ego another person couldn’t possibly fit in there with her.

      Reply

    • Goose says:

      10:55pm | 04/03/10

      I remain completely and utterly perplexed as to why such a fuss has been made over Lara Bingles breasts. They have been clearly visible for sometime on the German GQ magazine website. As to why there is such a hue and cry over her appearing topless now remains a mystery to me. Is it perhaps because unlike the German GQ shoot in the bathroom shots she did not receive payment? Surely it’s not considered an invasion of privacy when her privacy had previously been on display for the world to peruse on the internet for literally years?

      Reply

    • Clementine says:

      05:53pm | 09/03/10

      Just as it’s not really considered sexual assault when someone’s already had sex before, right? Please. That’s the most ridiculous argument I’ve heard all day.

    • Brett L says:

      11:04pm | 04/03/10

      Photo been around for years, just gets to the media now.  After the appointment of a new marketing manager for her. Photo is not rude. She sells story to magazine for $200,000.00 and we are all talking about her. Makes you wonder. You can take my photo in the shower for $200,000.00 and post it anywhere you like. Just show me the money!

      Reply

    • Tim says:

      09:15am | 11/03/10

      Dude, super exy.

      I’m going to counter bid you by offering to sell myself for a miserly 10k, I gots some web dev billz to pay, don’t you know.

    • JJJ says:

      07:00am | 05/03/10

      Love it, Tori. Have also laughed that someone with that surname would ever own a car worth $250,000. Surely the fate is sealed? smile

      Reply

    • KD says:

      10:44pm | 05/03/10

      To the ones buying the magazine…if you don’t feed it ...it doesn’t live

      Reply

    • Miss Smack says:

      02:24pm | 06/03/10

      One of the invisible sufferers of all this media attention and hopefully the one that can give Fev a smack on the side of the head, is his WIFE!

      By promoting pics of his ex-fling, it only rubs salt into an already deep wound, you moron.

      I’m sure Fev would just LOVE IT if his wife’s ex shared such intimate photos of her, eh?

      Reply

    • Eric says:

      09:35am | 07/03/10

      “hopefully the one that can give Fev a smack on the side of the head”

      Domestic violence is wrong.

    • Miss Smack says:

      03:19pm | 07/03/10

      Yes Eric, Domestic Violence is wrong.  I hope she confiscates all of his beer then, happy?

      *rolls eyes*

      Reply

    • Fred Bloggs says:

      07:19pm | 08/03/10

      Let’s face it - the average bloke just doesn’t want to be in a Bingle

      Reply

    • BTS says:

      04:46pm | 09/03/10

      I bet Max Markson, has already signed up both buses on his books and tomorrow there will be a statement how they feel violated.  Then there will be a magazine exclusive, followed by both buses being flogged off for a reality show at a million a piece…and one of the television stations will run with it (probably Ten, as it reflects the ‘hip’ generation of their demographic.

      Reply

    • David says:

      07:38am | 10/03/10

      hey Clarkey….where the bloody hell are ya?

      Reply

    • Telly says:

      10:37pm | 10/03/10

      To dear eye4aneye, Thank you very much for the concern for my shower drain. FYI, it does hold a substantial amount of water flow. I would post a picture, but that would be wasting yet another minute of your life. My father took this picture, trying to display a “dad joke”. It was taken from his facebook page by someone, and posted in the age the next day. Strange I know, but hey, if i takes the media attention of Lara for a second, then something positive is achieved right? As much as this girl hasn’t done anything to gain fame, if that was your naked body on the front of the herald, how would you feel? Like every major blow out from the media AND public, It will be old news in two weeks.

      Reply

    • Chestybro says:

      10:37pm | 03/06/10

      Don’t worry Lara there’s plenty of boofhead sportsmen out there…...ummm. Have you tried the NRL yet?

      Reply
 
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